any how very entertaining fellas
back on topic
was playing fort aspenwood on kurz side (i like aspenwood, no excuses here)
warrior on lux side starts raging at match start about how every match the kurzick cheat by syncing a perfect team.
i took a ss will edit it in here tomorrow if i remember, much disbelief and lols were had
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
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Sytherek
4/6 GLF 2 Monks 2Go
Gabriel of Ravn
ah kamadan yet again
some random WTS: Tengu Spear and Command Shield super rare
Me: ill pay you 1g
Him: wtf you noob
good laughs
some random WTS: Tengu Spear and Command Shield super rare
Me: ill pay you 1g
Him: wtf you noob
good laughs
Calista Blackblood
"GLF:T1/T2/HB/MoP,show stones111111"
N E D M
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ah kamadan yet again
some random WTS: Tengu Spear and Command Shield super rare Me: ill pay you 1g Him: wtf you noob good laughs |
Gabriel of Ravn
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should have offered him a ton of cash +ecto then when he openes trade show tons of cash +ecto and lol as he fails at trying to put in trade window
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RedDog91
someone in Ascalon randomly opened trade with me and offered a ShortSword with 11-17 damage.
he whispered me and said I could have it for the low price of 8k
he whispered me and said I could have it for the low price of 8k
Zaph
Funny Alliance Chat talk about DTSC. I lol'd so hard! 
[Note: My character is Nihil Shadowstalker so I didn't censure that, also, parts of other people names are not censored too, so you can keep track of who said what xD]
[Note: My character is Nihil Shadowstalker so I didn't censure that, also, parts of other people names are not censored too, so you can keep track of who said what xD]
Mireles
saw someone in LA the other day "WTB +5 energy staff wrappings"... as i tried to inform him that they didn't exist he proceeded to call me a noob along with some other names i won't mention and ignored me.... wonder how long he spammed before he realized i was right.
Nekodesu
Him: omg u noob u are mesmer u dont interupt casters
Me: lol?
Him: ofc u can kill me i am ele
Me: For your information mesmers are anti-caster.
Him: u dont understand u noob, one time u will understand
*ignore*
Me: lol?
Him: ofc u can kill me i am ele
Me: For your information mesmers are anti-caster.
Him: u dont understand u noob, one time u will understand
*ignore*
Exhibit A
The other day I was attempting to find a group for Naphui Quarter. The leader was a Warrior and we had a pair of Rits. (I was a Ranger) The leader asks everyone to ping builds, so two of us do. One Rit is SoS. The other Rit tells her to change because "my spirits are better and they do more damage." But he won't show us his build because, accorcing to him. "I don't ping my build because I make pro builds and I don't like to share."
P_A_A
Between yesterday and today. The Deep. American Distrit 1 (w0ot there were 4!)
Form group blablablabla. Damage dealers are eles. I don't say anything, just there to pass the time. Im playing as war.
Attempt 1: I charge into the mob (room1), waiting for the nukes and the healing to come. I see my health slowly going down, until I finally die. I ask the monk & DPS wth was that. Answer: you're the noob, the pull ain't done like that, you have to get a longbow and pull! I say that's stupid, but if they want I'll do it.
Attempt 2: I do it as they ask me, and the monk -who was leader- decides not to heal me. He encourages all the group to die so he can kick me out (something he could've done before the 2nd attempt) because im a noob. I decide not to waste my time anymore and leave.
Funniest thing is that the monk was in DR, had a gold cape and a phoenix emote. He was with some friends -i guess they were also pvpers- that insisted in calling me noob, even tough they thought that echo arcane Meteor Shower was the best thing in the world and they could rollface pve with that. After showing them evidence i was way better in deep than them, they still insisted in calling me noob and telling all the district they shouldn't get me in their groups.
Well, I guess it's what I get for trying to go with people. Talhkora, Xandra and Livia, come back with me!.
There are plenty more anechdotes of this stupidness going on at Deep, like the guy asking for Snaring Water Eles. He also thought he was the wisest man at earth, even after I proved him wrong. Or the guy that kicked me for not bringing a Defy Pain build, that seems to be what all W/A tanks should be running at Deep o0.
Form group blablablabla. Damage dealers are eles. I don't say anything, just there to pass the time. Im playing as war.
Attempt 1: I charge into the mob (room1), waiting for the nukes and the healing to come. I see my health slowly going down, until I finally die. I ask the monk & DPS wth was that. Answer: you're the noob, the pull ain't done like that, you have to get a longbow and pull! I say that's stupid, but if they want I'll do it.
Attempt 2: I do it as they ask me, and the monk -who was leader- decides not to heal me. He encourages all the group to die so he can kick me out (something he could've done before the 2nd attempt) because im a noob. I decide not to waste my time anymore and leave.
Funniest thing is that the monk was in DR, had a gold cape and a phoenix emote. He was with some friends -i guess they were also pvpers- that insisted in calling me noob, even tough they thought that echo arcane Meteor Shower was the best thing in the world and they could rollface pve with that. After showing them evidence i was way better in deep than them, they still insisted in calling me noob and telling all the district they shouldn't get me in their groups.
Well, I guess it's what I get for trying to go with people. Talhkora, Xandra and Livia, come back with me!.
There are plenty more anechdotes of this stupidness going on at Deep, like the guy asking for Snaring Water Eles. He also thought he was the wisest man at earth, even after I proved him wrong. Or the guy that kicked me for not bringing a Defy Pain build, that seems to be what all W/A tanks should be running at Deep o0.
RedDog91
I got kicked from a Deep group yesterday becuz I wouldn't run SoS. I told them that since the other rit had SoS it would be pointless.
They flamed me and said that I was a noob for not knowing that the first part was divided into four rooms and that it would be better to have 1 SoS in room one and another in room 4. I asked what they thought would happen when we finished that part and wound up together and the group leader replied "NOOB! You stay behind and kill things behind us!" and then he kicked me out.
They flamed me and said that I was a noob for not knowing that the first part was divided into four rooms and that it would be better to have 1 SoS in room one and another in room 4. I asked what they thought would happen when we finished that part and wound up together and the group leader replied "NOOB! You stay behind and kill things behind us!" and then he kicked me out.
Outerworld
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Between yesterday and today. The Deep. American Distrit 1 (w0ot there were 4!)
Form group blablablabla. Damage dealers are eles. I don't say anything, just there to pass the time. Im playing as war. Attempt 1: I charge into the mob (room1), waiting for the nukes and the healing to come. I see my health slowly going down, until I finally die. I ask the monk & DPS wth was that. Answer: you're the noob, the pull ain't done like that, you have to get a longbow and pull! I say that's stupid, but if they want I'll do it. Attempt 2: I do it as they ask me, and the monk -who was leader- decides not to heal me. He encourages all the group to die so he can kick me out (something he could've done before the 2nd attempt) because im a noob. I decide not to waste my time anymore and leave. Funniest thing is that the monk was in DR, had a gold cape and a phoenix emote. He was with some friends -i guess they were also pvpers- that insisted in calling me noob, even tough they thought that echo arcane Meteor Shower was the best thing in the world and they could rollface pve with that. After showing them evidence i was way better in deep than them, they still insisted in calling me noob and telling all the district they shouldn't get me in their groups. Well, I guess it's what I get for trying to go with people. Talhkora, Xandra and Livia, come back with me!. There are plenty more anechdotes of this stupidness going on at Deep, like the guy asking for Snaring Water Eles. He also thought he was the wisest man at earth, even after I proved him wrong. Or the guy that kicked me for not bringing a Defy Pain build, that seems to be what all W/A tanks should be running at Deep o0. |
HigherMinion
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I think i was in that group lol.
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queeres la ostia chavaal!
Mia Clemons
I've been playing for 3+ years and ive come across quite a few 'fails' in my time playing but none have impressed me more than this:
Was seeking a group for Battle For Lions Arch (im running my Splinter Ranger)
Found a group 7/8 of ALL Ritualists except one warrior who was leader. Apparently the leader thought that ritualists were the best thing to ever happen and wanted 6x spirit spammers/Splinter weapon.
I left.
Roughly 5 minutes later, im still looking for a decent group and they return yelling at each other in All Chat saying that they didn't have enough heals and that their spirits kept dying for no reason.
I literally LOL-ed
I don't know which is more newb-ish. The warrior who thought that all ritualists was brilliant or the ritualists who all agreed to SoS.
Was seeking a group for Battle For Lions Arch (im running my Splinter Ranger)
Found a group 7/8 of ALL Ritualists except one warrior who was leader. Apparently the leader thought that ritualists were the best thing to ever happen and wanted 6x spirit spammers/Splinter weapon.
I left.
Roughly 5 minutes later, im still looking for a decent group and they return yelling at each other in All Chat saying that they didn't have enough heals and that their spirits kept dying for no reason.
I literally LOL-ed
I don't know which is more newb-ish. The warrior who thought that all ritualists was brilliant or the ritualists who all agreed to SoS.
Del
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I've been playing for 3+ years and ive come across quite a few 'fails' in my time playing but none have impressed me more than this:
Was seeking a group for Battle For Lions Arch (im running my Splinter Ranger) Found a group 7/8 of ALL Ritualists except one warrior who was leader. Apparently the leader thought that ritualists were the best thing to ever happen and wanted 6x spirit spammers/Splinter weapon. I left. Roughly 5 minutes later, im still looking for a decent group and they return yelling at each other in All Chat saying that they didn't have enough heals and that their spirits kept dying for no reason. I literally LOL-ed I don't know which is more newb-ish. The warrior who thought that all ritualists was brilliant or the ritualists who all agreed to SoS. |
Dzjudz
7/8 BLA? Tell me where you can start BLA with an 8-person party plz
Chocobo1
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Between yesterday and today. The Deep. American Distrit 1 (w0ot there were 4!)
Form group blablablabla. Damage dealers are eles. I don't say anything, just there to pass the time. Im playing as war. Attempt 1: I charge into the mob (room1), waiting for the nukes and the healing to come. I see my health slowly going down, until I finally die. I ask the monk & DPS wth was that. Answer: you're the noob, the pull ain't done like that, you have to get a longbow and pull! I say that's stupid, but if they want I'll do it. Attempt 2: I do it as they ask me, and the monk -who was leader- decides not to heal me. He encourages all the group to die so he can kick me out (something he could've done before the 2nd attempt) because im a noob. I decide not to waste my time anymore and leave. Funniest thing is that the monk was in DR, had a gold cape and a phoenix emote. He was with some friends -i guess they were also pvpers- that insisted in calling me noob, even tough they thought that echo arcane Meteor Shower was the best thing in the world and they could rollface pve with that. After showing them evidence i was way better in deep than them, they still insisted in calling me noob and telling all the district they shouldn't get me in their groups. Well, I guess it's what I get for trying to go with people. Talhkora, Xandra and Livia, come back with me!. There are plenty more anechdotes of this stupidness going on at Deep, like the guy asking for Snaring Water Eles. He also thought he was the wisest man at earth, even after I proved him wrong. Or the guy that kicked me for not bringing a Defy Pain build, that seems to be what all W/A tanks should be running at Deep o0. |
Dat Ebay 12chars
apriti
Seen: Warrior probably cosplaying Rurik, without a shield, during the mission against Lich and Shiro.
drkn
RoJ warrior in RA. Flaming everyone after they pinged his skills and facepalmed.
Spookii
Finishing Prophecies on my warrior and got into a pretty terribad-fail-group at Hell's Precipice. It was myself, a monk, a ranger, a necromancer, and another warrior. The monk was returning from a very long break (2 years I believe) which was all good. A nice person and they asked for help in navigating through the mission, and I like to think of myself as a helpful person so I didn't diss them ("LOL NOOB LERN2PLAY FASTER").
Anyway, the Necromancer was obviously a newbie. One of those 4-minion-skills-plus-Fire-Storm-and-no-points-into-Soul-Reaping newbies. We tried to help them get their skills together for about 5 minutes, it was turning out to be one of those really nice groups that doesn't mind helping each other and taking things slowly.
The ranger and the other warrior seemed like mediocre players, but not newbie or awful (at first).
Then the $$$$ hits the fan. We wipe before we even get to the Seer for the bonus (many deaths before that). I'm thinking it's okay, since there's newbies in the group. It's obviously the monk's fault (who also brought their monk hero) since we're dying every step of the way. The monk brought Rebirth along and continued to ping MY ENERGY IS 1 OF 35 (Also, at first they used Shield of Regeneration and then they switched to Healer's Boon the second try). Right as we begin to wipe on the first attempt, the monk says "No offense u guys but the damage sucks". <_<
Then, on the second try, things are going better! We got past the Seer and into that little patch of Hell where there's about 5 groups you have to either pull or just slam into all at once and hope to live.
The monk runs into a group. -_- Whatever.
So we're fighting and all of a sudden I see the ranger shooting a Titan that's running into a group of Sparks...with his pet following the Titan. Great, now we have two groups of Titans, a group of sparks, and a boss on our arse.
I run to the sparks (I'm a WARRIOR) and ping them to get the group's attention. Of course we wipe. When we get back to town, the Ranger suddenly goes "Wait why were we pulling the group of sparks?" And I said NICELY "Your pet aggro'd them, it was following the Titan you were attacking". Suddenly the Ranger rages "YOU were the one OVER THERE. I was no where NEAR THE SPARKS!!!1! NOOB! /leavesparty"
o_O Of course I was OVER THERE NEAR THE SPARKS. It'd be great if I could throw my axe, but it'd also be great if Rangers kept an eye on their aggro-monsters (pets). A girl can dream, yeah?
Just one of the best fail groups I've been in lately.
Anyway, the Necromancer was obviously a newbie. One of those 4-minion-skills-plus-Fire-Storm-and-no-points-into-Soul-Reaping newbies. We tried to help them get their skills together for about 5 minutes, it was turning out to be one of those really nice groups that doesn't mind helping each other and taking things slowly.
The ranger and the other warrior seemed like mediocre players, but not newbie or awful (at first).
Then the $$$$ hits the fan. We wipe before we even get to the Seer for the bonus (many deaths before that). I'm thinking it's okay, since there's newbies in the group. It's obviously the monk's fault (who also brought their monk hero) since we're dying every step of the way. The monk brought Rebirth along and continued to ping MY ENERGY IS 1 OF 35 (Also, at first they used Shield of Regeneration and then they switched to Healer's Boon the second try). Right as we begin to wipe on the first attempt, the monk says "No offense u guys but the damage sucks". <_<
Then, on the second try, things are going better!
The monk runs into a group. -_- Whatever.
So we're fighting and all of a sudden I see the ranger shooting a Titan that's running into a group of Sparks...with his pet following the Titan. Great, now we have two groups of Titans, a group of sparks, and a boss on our arse.
I run to the sparks (I'm a WARRIOR) and ping them to get the group's attention. Of course we wipe. When we get back to town, the Ranger suddenly goes "Wait why were we pulling the group of sparks?" And I said NICELY "Your pet aggro'd them, it was following the Titan you were attacking". Suddenly the Ranger rages "YOU were the one OVER THERE. I was no where NEAR THE SPARKS!!!1! NOOB! /leavesparty"
o_O Of course I was OVER THERE NEAR THE SPARKS. It'd be great if I could throw my axe, but it'd also be great if Rangers kept an eye on their aggro-monsters (pets). A girl can dream, yeah?
Just one of the best fail groups I've been in lately.
RedDog91
^ very few rangers can master the difficulties of being a pet ranger.
And from your description, he wasn't even trying. Sounds like he was trying to run a bow bar and brought a pet for "OMG I CAN HAVE A PET!!! IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE ATTACKING AT ONCE!!!" and he didn't even have any skills for it.
And from your description, he wasn't even trying. Sounds like he was trying to run a bow bar and brought a pet for "OMG I CAN HAVE A PET!!! IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE ATTACKING AT ONCE!!!" and he didn't even have any skills for it.
Spookii
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^ very few rangers can master the difficulties of being a pet ranger.
And from your description, he wasn't even trying. Sounds like he was trying to run a bow bar and brought a pet for "OMG I CAN HAVE A PET!!! IT'S GONNA BE LIKE 2 PEOPLE ATTACKING AT ONCE!!!" and he didn't even have any skills for it. |
TheRaven
That reminds me of a group i did Ring of Fire with. We had a R/A in the group and when he pinged his build it contained 4 bow attacks and 4 dagger attacks. I asked him to change it and switch to a full ranger build and he refused. He said he uses his bow to attack enemies, but if they get too close to him, he just whips out his daggers to finish them.
I wasn't the party leader and no one else in the group objected to his build. We actually finished the mission with no trouble and went on to complete Abaddon's Mouth. I can only assume the others in the group were able to compensate for the bad build.
I wasn't the party leader and no one else in the group objected to his build. We actually finished the mission with no trouble and went on to complete Abaddon's Mouth. I can only assume the others in the group were able to compensate for the bad build.
Iron Monkey
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Rebirth? Seriously? If your team is getting killed, the last thing you need is having your monk use all of its energy on a res.
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), you can do three-four in a row fairly quick. It's a safety, basically. It's a pain to have to restart a dungeon run / mission because of one bad aggro. I don't get the hate for rebirth in PVE. Saved me countless wipes, in pugs and even in guild runs.
Gabriel of Ravn
While in kamadan someone was spamming would anyone like to donate to xxxx's(character name) armor fund. This went on for a while with people getting annoyed. After a while the person said I was just kidding I was just trying to get 100k so I can start power trading.
Haxor
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I don't get the hate for rebirth in PVE. Saved me countless wipes, in pugs and even in guild runs.
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RedDog91
"I made a warrior cuz I want to be able to switch from a sword to a hammer and axe in mid battle and kill things in the most epic way possible"
--random new player I decided to help out
--random new player I decided to help out
TheRaven
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errr... you don't use rebirth in the middle of a fight. And you use a low energy weapon set. And if you have GoLE (as one might...
), you can do three-four in a row fairly quick. It's a safety, basically. It's a pain to have to restart a dungeon run / mission because of one bad aggro. I don't get the hate for rebirth in PVE. Saved me countless wipes, in pugs and even in guild runs. |
It's not a battle rez and anyone attempting to use it in the middle of a fight is an idiot. It's one of those "this isn't going too well and i'm running like heck" rezzes. If 1 person gets outta there and is the only one alive after a disaster, I really hope they have rebirth on their bar. There is no good substitute for UA/Rebirth when the enemy is camped on top of most of your bodies and 1 survivor needs to save everyone. (And the Elite slot shouldn't be wasted on UA for non-monks)
Spookii
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I have to agree. Rebirth is one of my favorite skills for missions/Elite areas where a wipe means starting over. I don't think the monk on the team should have rebirth however. I think UA or a full healing bar with no rez is a better choice, but my Ele usually brings it along when I'm pugging Elite areas.
It's not a battle rez and anyone attempting to use it in the middle of a fight is an idiot. It's one of those "this isn't going too well and i'm running like heck" rezzes. If 1 person gets outta there and is the only one alive after a disaster, I really hope they have rebirth on their bar. There is no good substitute for UA/Rebirth when the enemy is camped on top of most of your bodies and 1 survivor needs to save everyone. (And the Elite slot shouldn't be wasted on UA for non-monks) |
Del
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Energy managment is such a pain for Necros.
Rol
Stuff that is always a target for me and a friend is the WTS Q9 Tormented Sword//Q9 Air Dolyak Prod Staff etcetc....
RedDog91
^ Saw someone say that they were selling a Q10 tormented shield in kamadan the other day
someone said "I'll give you 50 armbraces for it if you're telling the truth"
someone else said "But you could get 50 Q10 tormented weps for that..."
someone said "I'll give you 50 armbraces for it if you're telling the truth"
someone else said "But you could get 50 Q10 tormented weps for that..."
Karate Jesus
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RoJ warrior in RA. Flaming everyone after they pinged his skills and facepalmed.
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RedDog91
Well I've seen worse builds be effective...maybe that warrior is just the leader of the new revolution of guild wars players. They will go against the meta and do the best the can.
Like my R/Mo healer that can go 15 flawless in a row in RA...
but most likely that RoJ warrior doesn't have the mentality to make a proper RoJwar...in which case he should be laughed at.
Like my R/Mo healer that can go 15 flawless in a row in RA...
but most likely that RoJ warrior doesn't have the mentality to make a proper RoJwar...in which case he should be laughed at.
Caw521
Some 16-year old kid was trying to cyber with me by bringing me up to a ledge in GToB and dancing in my female rit... then I broke his hopes and erections by going "LOL, I'm a guy. Say hi to gwguru too."
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Del
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Some 16-year old kid was trying to cyber with me by bringing me up to a ledge in GToB and dancing in my female rit... then I broke his hopes and erections by going "LOL, I'm a guy. Say hi to gwguru too."
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Not heard but still...
Monk in RA using life siphon seen it a few times...I laugh every time.
Monk in RA using life siphon seen it a few times...I laugh every time.