Ok, so I joined KISS after i left my last guild. Now I was in Gadd's and i have trade chat on. Here is what I see.
WTS 2 lockpicks 5k for KISS members 2k for everyone else.
I lol'd so hard.
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Xman
RedDog91
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Ok, so I joined KISS after i left my last guild. Now I was in Gadd's and i have trade chat on. Here is what I see.
WTS 2 lockpicks 5k for KISS members 2k for everyone else. I lol'd so hard. |
Most of it stemming from the fact that you can't go ANYWHERE without seeing their recruit messages being spammed. The rest probably comes from people either being kicked from the guild or leaving because of so much drama.
I personally have no issue with the alliance, but I still cringe every time I see them recruiting just because I know that a flame war is about to begin.
Xiaquin
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That last one made me LOL.
Heard this while drinking away in Spamadan..... A:"How do i get to the creepy place from here?" |
I Echo Dshot
"Avatar Dervishes are good in RA"
Kydd
WarcryOfTruth
This was a few weeks ago, when Ghial was the ZB, I got his staff, and the warrior wanted it, this is what he offered 
http://img146.imageshack.us/i/gw076.jpg/
http://img146.imageshack.us/i/gw076.jpg/
Xman
When I saw the above pic I laughed so hard. Well gratz to you.
Swingline
Ive been seeing this guy selling a plagueborn focus for months now with the same c/o. Hes a known scammer and its just damn hilarious what hes asking for it. Just goes to show you the fantasy worlds ppl live in.
Here is the link to the pc thread i posted on the focus.
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/w...t10461374.html
Here is the link to the pc thread i posted on the focus.
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/w...t10461374.html
RedDog91
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Ive been seeing this guy selling a plagueborn focus for months now with the same c/o. Hes a known scammer and its just damn hilarious what hes asking for it. Just goes to show you the fantasy worlds ppl live in.
Here is the link to the pc thread i posted on the focus. http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/w...t10461374.html |
I whispered him "You know its not worth more than like 60k, right?"
He responded "LOL scammer! I already have an offer of 600e but thats too low so I haven't sold yet!". and then he flamed me for a few minutes before I added him to ignore, at which point he kept opening trades with me to prevent people from trading to buy what I was selling
Del
Wish Swiftdeath
What happens when people get overexcited in RA
Himm_Taeguk
Scammadam
McMullen
I wouldn't consider it a scam, pretty stupid though since anyone with half a brain will check the traders.
Oh, I'd blank his name too.
Oh, I'd blank his name too.
Sword Hammer Axe
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I saw that guy the other day.
I whispered him "You know its not worth more than like 60k, right?" He responded "LOL scammer! I already have an offer of 600e but thats too low so I haven't sold yet!". and then he flamed me for a few minutes before I added him to ignore, at which point he kept opening trades with me to prevent people from trading to buy what I was selling |
Acehole2006
A Guildy telling us that he accidentally merc his fow armor chest piece, but in rage then merc the whole set :O
RedDog91
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A Guildy telling us that he accidentally merc his fow armor chest piece, but in rage then merc the whole set :O
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Necromas
RE the A/E elementalist...
What if spells could crit?
What if spells could crit?
Acehole2006
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Is he happy with his 1k that the merchant gave him?
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Del
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Dident see him for 3 months then when he come back he had recovered from such a depressing moment lol. Let this be a lesson to all. never double click while @ merchant
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Drizzt The Sin
this was in AC the other day.....
RedDog91
In GToB an hour or so ago
Random Person #1: Can anyone give me 15k?
Me: I'm sure the monsters in PvE will give you some money if you ask nicely
Random Person #2: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, you could kill them and take their stuff!
Random Person #1: Can anyone give me 15k?
Me: I'm sure the monsters in PvE will give you some money if you ask nicely
Random Person #2: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, you could kill them and take their stuff!
Tommy's
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Originally Posted by Acehole2006
So i am a lier then? lol. It happened so it can be done.
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Kook~NBK~
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In GToB an hour or so ago
Random Person #1: Can anyone give me 15k? Me: I'm sure the monsters in PvE will give you some money if you ask nicely Random Person #2: Yeah, and if that doesn't work, you could kill them and take their stuff! |
T1Cybernetic
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A Guildy telling us that he accidentally merc his fow armor chest piece, but in rage then merc the whole set :O
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Sucks, I was pretty peeved the first time but the second time I was angry german kid !!!So glad they added the confirmation box
Else I would be in a box 6 foot under if I had done it again lol
Astramancer
I was in the crystal desert vanquishing, and I ran across someone in one of those little outposts that's only good for starting a VQ from.
There's someone saying they need help with "Warriors Task." I'm like, okay, probably some newbie trying to get secondary warrior, so I offer to help. I find out that they're a level 20 w/mo wearing Rank 10 Ebon Vanguard. So I'm like, what the? I talk to him a bit more, he says the quest he took for War in Kryta pointed him there. No, wait, the wiki for the quest pointed him there (the cyrstal desert). So I roll my eyes and offer to help him at least find the right place to be. So I spend 5 minutes trying to get the name of the quest out of him, so I can wiki it and tell him what he needs to do next.
Turns out he was on
"Ebon Vanguard Allies" -- Thackeray's picnic quest. I still cannot work out how he managed to
a) confuse "Ebon Vanguard Allies" with "Warrior's Quest" or any derivative thereof.
b) read the wiki and somehow manage end up in Destiny's Gorge, where none of the required items can be obtained.
I spied on him using the HOM calculator, he's got legendary guardian. So he can't be terrible at the game. I just didn't get it.
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A while ago, I was going to fight my way to Droknors Forge from Beacon's Perch. I had to fight my way there because I was a non-tyrian character and didn't want to bother to do the quests to get there. Someone was wanting a Drok's run, and there were no runners. I figured that a human pretty much had to be better than a level 10 henchie. I was wrong... so very, very wrong. He was an elementalist with the habit of using Burning Speed to set himself on fire and run ahead of the party and into a group of monsters.
There's someone saying they need help with "Warriors Task." I'm like, okay, probably some newbie trying to get secondary warrior, so I offer to help. I find out that they're a level 20 w/mo wearing Rank 10 Ebon Vanguard. So I'm like, what the? I talk to him a bit more, he says the quest he took for War in Kryta pointed him there. No, wait, the wiki for the quest pointed him there (the cyrstal desert). So I roll my eyes and offer to help him at least find the right place to be. So I spend 5 minutes trying to get the name of the quest out of him, so I can wiki it and tell him what he needs to do next.
Turns out he was on
"Ebon Vanguard Allies" -- Thackeray's picnic quest. I still cannot work out how he managed to
a) confuse "Ebon Vanguard Allies" with "Warrior's Quest" or any derivative thereof.
b) read the wiki and somehow manage end up in Destiny's Gorge, where none of the required items can be obtained.
I spied on him using the HOM calculator, he's got legendary guardian. So he can't be terrible at the game. I just didn't get it.
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A while ago, I was going to fight my way to Droknors Forge from Beacon's Perch. I had to fight my way there because I was a non-tyrian character and didn't want to bother to do the quests to get there. Someone was wanting a Drok's run, and there were no runners. I figured that a human pretty much had to be better than a level 10 henchie. I was wrong... so very, very wrong. He was an elementalist with the habit of using Burning Speed to set himself on fire and run ahead of the party and into a group of monsters.
Shadow Dragon
hmm... where to start there are so many...
this one was influenced by our guild group although it's still kinda sad and funny at the same time.
this happened just after factions was released. we were busy in Arborstone, the part where the ceiling collapses, mr. pug worrior is like "CHAERG!" headlong into anything and everything, team wipe, regroup at the outpost, go again.
but this time me and the other guild monk converse a bit before hand, i'll take word of healing, he'll take UA (please note old style UA.)
right go again, get to the previous team wipe part, the war goes again, calls target, UA drops, dead.
after about 7 bouts of this the guy pipes and tunes "Guys? i think my game is bugged! Everytime i call a target i die!"
this one was influenced by our guild group although it's still kinda sad and funny at the same time.
this happened just after factions was released. we were busy in Arborstone, the part where the ceiling collapses, mr. pug worrior is like "CHAERG!" headlong into anything and everything, team wipe, regroup at the outpost, go again.
but this time me and the other guild monk converse a bit before hand, i'll take word of healing, he'll take UA (please note old style UA.)
right go again, get to the previous team wipe part, the war goes again, calls target, UA drops, dead.
after about 7 bouts of this the guy pipes and tunes "Guys? i think my game is bugged! Everytime i call a target i die!"
Del
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hmm... where to start there are so many...
this one was influenced by our guild group although it's still kinda sad and funny at the same time. this happened just after factions was released. we were busy in Arborstone, the part where the ceiling collapses, mr. pug worrior is like "CHAERG!" headlong into anything and everything, team wipe, regroup at the outpost, go again. but this time me and the other guild monk converse a bit before hand, i'll take word of healing, he'll take UA (please note old style UA.) right go again, get to the previous team wipe part, the war goes again, calls target, UA drops, dead. after about 7 bouts of this the guy pipes and tunes "Guys? i think my game is bugged! Everytime i call a target i die!" |
anonymous
Some guy said he'd show me how to get 10 zaishen keys in 2 minutes if I'd give him 3 of them. I knew it was going to be something stupid because you can't farm that much faction in 2 minutes, but I was curious as to what his plan was. His master plan was to have me buy 10 keys with tournament reward points. I spent all the points I had earned already, and I can't believe that anyone that actually had any would give him 3 keys for something so stupid.
Skyy High
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Some guy said he'd show me how to get 10 zaishen keys in 2 minutes if I'd give him 3 of them. I knew it was going to be something stupid because you can't farm that much faction in 2 minutes, but I was curious as to what his plan was. His master plan was to have me buy 10 keys with tournament reward points. I spent all the points I had earned already, and I can't believe that anyone that actually had any would give him 3 keys for something so stupid.
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That's why Silverwing Recurve Bows are the most expensive weapons in the game.
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Xiaquin
Zaishen Elite was fun today. If you're wondering, yes he/she started dancing at the end.
Boogz
^ lol'd a lot @ this.
Mine was yesterday. There was a para with 65e on my bogroot (normal run at HM, not an SC), full radiants + bison cup. even though that all his chants were energy based, he was spamming anthem of flame on recharge with 12+ leadership, wich is pretty much enough for energy.
Mine was yesterday. There was a para with 65e on my bogroot (normal run at HM, not an SC), full radiants + bison cup. even though that all his chants were energy based, he was spamming anthem of flame on recharge with 12+ leadership, wich is pretty much enough for energy.
Trader of Secrets
In my alliance chat, some guy accidentally paste a link to a page to dl his porn.
Awesomez
Lol ^, that's one stupid mistake, come to think of it i might've done that yesterday
Jus' kidding, it was something else
Jus' kidding, it was something else
newbie_of_doom
No doubt about this one. I was setting up a GvG guild and we joined a random AB alliance for lolz. Someone in alliance chat said:
"JUST BECAUS I AM THE ONLY GIRL IN THIS ALLIANCE DOESNT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF ME NAKED IN THE SHOWER."
It was quite hilarious. What was more funny is that we ended up taking blame. (fyi, we didn't do it)
This may very well be a troll. In some alliances this happens a lot, they seem to think it is funny.
"JUST BECAUS I AM THE ONLY GIRL IN THIS ALLIANCE DOESNT MEAN THAT I HAVE TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF ME NAKED IN THE SHOWER."
It was quite hilarious. What was more funny is that we ended up taking blame. (fyi, we didn't do it)
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In my alliance chat, some guy accidentally paste a link to a page to dl his porn.
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Wrath of m0o
Player: God @#$% Anet nurfed my bar!
Guild member: Get out of the Guild Hall, your looking at PVP skills.
Guild member: Get out of the Guild Hall, your looking at PVP skills.
Mia Clemons
i love chilling and drinking in Spamadan for this sole reason:
Player: How do you play this game? do we just run around?
Player#2: Yup, you just run around building your leg muscles and do pushups to level up.
Player: What about fighting the monsters? the box shows a dragon!
Player#2: Oh yeah, we already killed it and all the monsters, so we just sit around and talk all day
Player: This is boring, im returning this stupid game
FAIL! I'm actually surprised no one intervened and talked him out of it
Player: How do you play this game? do we just run around?
Player#2: Yup, you just run around building your leg muscles and do pushups to level up.
Player: What about fighting the monsters? the box shows a dragon!
Player#2: Oh yeah, we already killed it and all the monsters, so we just sit around and talk all day
Player: This is boring, im returning this stupid game
FAIL! I'm actually surprised no one intervened and talked him out of it
JimmyNeutron
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Originally Posted by Mia Clemons
i love chilling and drinking in Spamadan for this sole reason:
Player: How do you play this game? do we just run around? Player#2: Yup, you just run around building your leg muscles and do pushups to level up. Player: What about fighting the monsters? the box shows a dragon! Player#2: Oh yeah, we already killed it and all the monsters, so we just sit around and talk all day Player: This is boring, im returning this stupid game FAIL! I'm actually surprised no one intervened and talked him out of it |
Me: Where's the King's pipe?
Players: Look on wiki for all the locations.
Me: Where's the cigar again? I can't find the wiki locations on the map.
Players: Press F10.
Me: I don't have F10. I'm on a Mac.
Me: (5min later) Where's the King's pipe?
etc...
LOL!!!!
You can tons of fun just by screwing people over with stupid questions. Who said there aren't stupid questions must've been a stupid person.