What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

i think i remember that ^^

Ye, JQ is scary. o.o

Names were censured to protect the stupid.

Ha ha, classic!

Made my day

@Zodiac: I can still see their name in your Whisper box, if you care.

Today, in Augury Rock, I argued with a guy for five minutes and tried to convince him that Grog, Firewater, and the like are five level alcohols that give three points, and not three level alcohols that give three points. He told me to check the wiki. I laughed and went to buy materials for my next set of armor.

@Zodiac
lmao!!!!!!!!!

Shoot, I even made a constant effort to remember to censure the 2 names on the Attribute boxes.

Well, I'm sure he doesn't mind, if he take offense, keep in mind that I made an entire thread on guru about a warrior tank that pwns with Gladiators defense, and the 2 sword block skills. Plus I put mending and watchful spirit on my warrior just for +5 health regen. Thinking that it is a good idea because warrior's endurance cancels the energy loss.

We ALL have our dumbs days.

Saw a wammo roj in FA yesterday .

Once when I was helping someone finish the Prophecies campaign, right before the last mission, she pinged her bar (or maybe it was a hero's). It had Light of Dwayna on it. I suggested dropping it for another skill because it's a really bad res. She replaced it with Resurrect. *sigh*

During the mission, she overaggroed a bunch of Sparks and caused all but about two or three people to wipe. She kept insisting that we should have brought Light of Dwayna because it would have been helpful there. I pointed out that--the 25 energy issue aside--we were in the middle of a group of Sparks, and it would have given those ressed no energy and put them a Rodgort's Invocation away from death. The response was a sarcastic "yeah right" and a constant insistence that we should have brought it anyway. >_<

Another time when I was trying to get my ele through Slaver's Exile, a domination mesmer in the party kept running around aggroing everything on the compass, and then fussed at me for being the reason we were doing poorly because "You didn't bring Glyph of Renewal and Maelstrom. This would be faster if you did. You should have brought them. Why didn't you bring them? Don't you know how to play ele?" Every . . . two . . . minutes . . . The funny thing was, she brought absolutely no interrupts at all herself and was relying on Backfire for damage.

Earlier this evening in JQ, I witnessed two zeniths in GW stupidity:

One match: Luxons grab yellow and defend it well. One Luxon (in local) informs his team that the yellow turtle is stuck and to let us capture the quarry. Of course, we all rush to green while three Luxons stick to yellow. After a few minutes, one of the guy's teammates throws him the generic "get a life" insult and spices it up with "ur wats wrong with this world." Right before our purple juggy scores the last point, the insulter says, "should have let them get yellow."

Later match: While holding purple, I happen upon a R/E teammate. I pre-prot him a few times and let him on his merry way. Later, I see him casting flare and phoenix on an enemy sin. Several minutes (and reported leechers) later, the whole match goes to hell and I'm frantically trying to keep our purple juggy alive. He whines at me for not healing him. Since the match is completely over, with 2-8, I get irate and call him out on his stupid build.

His response?

"says the monk with prot spirit lol"

Do you seriously expect better from Kurzick PvPers? I think the line hasn't crossed Grenz for 2 years for a reason.

On topic: Saw a monk bonder in UW on a terraway ROFL.
I say kick the monk and bring an SS or SoS and I'll tank Dhuum and bond, they kick me and flame me. Idiots. Like the PBAoE EMo was sooo epic DPS in vale.

Also saw an AXE warrior with Hundred Blades and Mending+Healing Breeze yesterday in RA.

You are an asshole in those screenshots. Way to go.

^ agreed. plus, your hp and skills are terrible. the other player probably was better than you.

Tthe Moby Dick one was funny, the others are too small for me to read :|

Lol, just lol *rollseyessmiley*

Every time someone pings a bar with Resurrect in it, I die a little inside. Can't people see it's the worst res in the game? It is useless in battle (25%hp, 0 energy midbattle?). It is useless after battle. Take any other res and you'll do better.

Standing in Kamadan with a lvl3 storage toon with koabd title on and getting questions like "where did you find that hack?" I responded once with "go to fiveaccountwides.com"
5 mins later the dude responds "I can't find it ! are you sure you spelled it right?"
I reply "yes i'm sure, are you sure you read it right?" "ok i'll try again he says"

Pfffff

That's why I was the only healer besides the rit that carried defensive spirits (<3). Beat that dungeon on HM in ~35 minutes. That must mean... I'm bad? Wait, What?

However we did wipe 2 times, one was from a stupid aggro from me (That lockpick drop was to appealing) and the 10 Incubus spiked me, the rest of the team soon followed. The other time a mob tried to shrine camp.

It does seem like I was a total a-hole, kicking some one that claimed monks are useless and bring self heals is pro. That his build was a great build for this HM dungeon and I don't know anything about team structure. It's not like I politely asked him to change his skills for more damage.

I wish I took more pictures, the reason why it was claimed his build was pro is.
That means his team will die often but he will live the longest because of the defensive skills, RA anyone?

I'll change the pictures ASAP, I didn't think that it wasn't that bad as I said before we all have our dumb days. I argued the same thing with my pro +5 health regen warrior.






Back on topic,
I've seen this way to many times, but I'm guessing the reason for it is simply most skills (99%) are useless with 0 points into them. A newb wouldn't know that as power = attribute points. That and a reusable rez that's viewable as soon as the profession is switched.

I can't help but chuckle to myself at the idiots who join a team who don't have Hard Mode. When I get that message in green I laugh so hard.

lol this might be one of the best ive heard yet

"I got more fame than you noob"
Said as part of an argument in bogroots growth
Yea fanged ayahuasca, nettles and frogs do really care about fame....

I love that, everyone that says their better because they have a higher rank... when their dead

A loss is a loss, Zaishen title track won't resurrect you