What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

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Originally Posted by End View Post
Not heard but still...

Monk in RA using life siphon seen it a few times...I laugh every time.
I can top that. Monk using Meteor Shower, Rodgort's Invocation, Iron Mist (lolwtf?), and Healing Breeze.

Pro. So very pro.

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

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Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post
I can top that. Monk using Meteor Shower, Rodgort's Invocation, Iron Mist (lolwtf?), and Healing Breeze.

Pro. So very pro.
Thats just plain epic

Glenstorm

Glenstorm

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2010

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A warrior in my team in RA: "Why would you ever play primary Necro? Soul Reaping is one of the most useless primary attributes in PvP. You want a good primary attribute, look at Mysticism."

Oh, and he had 2 non-Vigor Superior runes and Frenzy, and didn't know about stance-canceling with Rush.

EDIT: He was probably trollin'

Ninja Dude

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2010

[TIG]

A/D



Legit hamstorm in AB today.

Wish Swiftdeath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2007

Mo/W

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Originally Posted by Ninja Dude View Post


Legit hamstorm in AB today.
Legit hamstorm in FA, also life transfer ele in RA

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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Saw a mesmer in RA with Arcane Mimicry, Arcane Thievery, Inspired Hex, Inspired Enchantment, Revealed Enchantment, and Arcane Larceny. His elite was Signet of Illusions.
He really pissed off the enemy monk, but other than that, he was useless because he had no real way of helping.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

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Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
Saw a mesmer in RA with Arcane Mimicry, Arcane Thievery, Inspired Hex, Inspired Enchantment, Revealed Enchantment, and Arcane Larceny. His elite was Signet of Illusions.
He really pissed off the enemy monk, but other than that, he was useless because he had no real way of helping.
I run that sometimes just because it's hilariously stupid, but sometimes you get something good. It's also just a great memory game to play; in less than a second, you need to identify the spell you grab and then decide who to use it on.

ironox

ironox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

NY

Katzengard

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
Saw a mesmer in RA with Arcane Mimicry, Arcane Thievery, Inspired Hex, Inspired Enchantment, Revealed Enchantment, and Arcane Larceny. His elite was Signet of Illusions.
He really pissed off the enemy monk, but other than that, he was useless because he had no real way of helping.
I remember experimenting with that build in FA back a few times - sometimes it was fun, sometimes it was effective, but generally it did not work as well as I had hoped. Of course, that was before all the nice buffs to Mesmer skills, so there weren't as many better alternatives.

Jeydra

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

Random RA Warrior to G6 Monk: gl getting G2 son.

It happens I guess ...

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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bible troll in ascalon


AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

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Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
bible troll in ascalon


rofl i dunno what worse this or the people who stand in town and preach. i mean isnt it iron they preach in game that promotes killing,drinking,sex(those guys in sjm and pre ascalon),steal(isnt it kinda when we pick up loot from the ground),extra. xD

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
rofl i dunno what worse this or the people who stand in town and preach. i mean isnt it iron they preach in game that promotes killing,drinking,sex(those guys in sjm and pre ascalon),steal(isnt it kinda when we pick up loot from the ground),extra. xD
I have a few more screens of when I found out that mr. preachie was an assassin. Spent 10 minutes yelling "I'M NOT TAKING RELIGIOUS ADVICE FROM A SIN!"

June Bug

June Bug

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2008

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Lol, yes. I have run across variations on the theme a few times.

Anet should give them the possibility to attach a sign to their toon saying "The end is nigh".

Dzjudz

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

Ah today the stupidity continues:

"HM farmer LF leechers"

Xx_Sorin_xX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2006

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Originally Posted by Spookii View Post
It's obviously the monk's fault
^this

12char

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzjudz View Post
Ah today the stupidity continues:

"HM farmer LF leechers"
Not all that stupid, some people are perfectly willing to help leechers get free points, that, and having someone zone for you is convenient.

Dzjudz

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

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Originally Posted by Del View Post
Not all that stupid, some people are perfectly willing to help leechers get free points, that, and having someone zone for you is convenient.
Having someone zoning is more convenient how? Without leechers, you just type /resign once, and all next times you can just up-arrow enter it.

- no leechers: Enter -> Up Arrow -> Enter, all this the moment you pick up the last drop
- leechers: after last drop: "1"/"ready"/"zone" -> wait for person to zone

In both cases you just up-arrow enter something (/resign or the zone msg), but in the leecher case you have to wait until he zones.


But you and I know that farmers usually don't do it to give leechers free points (in any case, any prof can farm them with any/W builds), but to get more drops.

This is why "HM farmer LF leechers" is stupid.

However, I will see that stupid LF leecher text and raise you this:

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzjudz View Post
Having someone zoning is more convenient how? Without leechers, you just type /resign once, and all next times you can just up-arrow enter it.

- no leechers: Enter -> Up Arrow -> Enter, all this the moment you pick up the last drop
- leechers: after last drop: "1"/"ready"/"zone" -> wait for person to zone

In both cases you just up-arrow enter something (/resign or the zone msg), but in the leecher case you have to wait until he zones.
1.5 secs for the leecher to zone(if it takes longer they have down's), and a split second to zone back into riven, compared to 5-10 secs to resign and run across rata(depending in where you spawn)

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
1.5 secs for the leecher to zone(if it takes longer they have down's), and a split second to zone back into riven, compared to 5-10 secs to resign and run across rata(depending in where you spawn)
you havent figured out how to get the good spawn every time while resigning?


step 1)
Zone out

step 2)
Zone in

step 3)

Zone out and do your farm

step 4)
Resign and you will be at the good spawn

step 5)

Repeat 3 and 4 over and over


I am honestly suprised this is not common knowledge yet.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by End View Post
you havent figured out how to get the good spawn every time while resigning?


step 1)
Zone out

step 2)
Zone in

step 3)

Zone out and do your farm

step 4)
Resign and you will be at the good spawn

step 5)

Repeat 3 and 4 over and over


I am honestly suprised this is not common knowledge yet.
I haven't farmed raptors in over a year.

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
I haven't farmed raptors in over a year.
I use it for chestrunning. Wasn't even really directed at you. Just a flaw in your math.

Horus Moonlight

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Me/Mo

Hooded Doom

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2007

IGN : Hooded Lfg Uwsc, Il H O O D E D Il

someones mad.

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Dzjudz

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
1.5 secs for the leecher to zone(if it takes longer they have down's), and a split second to zone back into riven, compared to 5-10 secs to resign and run across rata(depending in where you spawn)
Resign zoning trick .

My New Name

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

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Originally Posted by shady tradesman View Post
I think the stupidest thing I've ever SEEN is Obsidian armor.

It looks. . . so BAD! The only reason I'm going to buy one is for my HOM. I'll probably salvage it after that.
that's just your opinion...
which you are entitled to but you can't state that as a fact...
to each his own
and yes i am referring to warrior obsi
now obsi armor+chaos gloves+spectacles on a warrior is a different story...

Tommy's

Tommy's

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2006

[Bone]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by My New Name View Post
that's just your opinion...
which you are entitled to but you can't state that as a fact...
to each his own
and yes i am referring to warrior obsi
now obsi armor+chaos gloves+spectacles on a warrior is a different story...
Which part of "I think the..." is sounding like a fact to you?

Mcsnake85

Mcsnake85

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2009

Italy

E/P

I went to Fowsc...i made the team..and UA monk joined..i ask for build and he pinged..all ok..We reach Wailing Lord and a warrior dead while we were cleaning the area..no rez,so we thought that monk was afk or low energy,so rit ressed him.After 1/2 minutes MT dead on hill after he killed the wolf...main team asked for rez and monk said "I have no REZ I TOLD YOU"...I asked for Build again then,and he pinged the same build with UA..lol no rez and UA equiped...all team rofled about it..

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009



This, this is just horrible. It proves that; 1. You're experienced if you can run a retarded build. 2. You're EXP when you don't even know that winter is useless. 3. You're EXP when you blindly can run any noobish build from PvX.

Dzjudz

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post


This, this is just horrible. It proves that; 1. You're experienced if you can run a retarded build. 2. You're EXP when you don't even know that winter is useless. 3. You're EXP when you blindly can run any noobish build from PvX.
I guess:

1: you know where to stand, what groups to aggro, what quests to take, where to go, etc.
2: dmg reduction and energy I think?

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzjudz View Post
I guess:

1: you know where to stand, what groups to aggro, what quests to take, where to go, etc.
2: dmg reduction and energy I think?
Haha. Well, the only fatal dmg in DoA that is when you play DwG, is EARTH DAMAGE. Now, most players, because it was said on PvX, brings Winter. And winter, is there to reduce just that, the earth damage. But why would you bring a useless spirit, to reduce fatal damage, that is recude with mantra of earth? Whenever I make teams, I ALWAYS take out winter. Anybody who will do this, will see that winter, actually does nothing, that the para alone cannot. Which is also weird, as DwG in HM doesn't even need an ST But anyways! Since this is not a build discussion, I will upload more stoopid things later.

Liston

Liston

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2010

California

Chronic Insomniacs [Chi]

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Though I have not seen it yet, but heard abut it, HoM rank discrimination, reportedly in DoA. Now it is one thing about rank discrimination in Zaishen or Hero title (w/e they are called) but HoM rank hate? Ouch.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Liston View Post
Though I have not seen it yet, but heard abut it, HoM rank discrimination, reportedly in DoA. Now it is one thing about rank discrimination in Zaishen or Hero title (w/e they are called) but HoM rank hate? Ouch.
People find any reason to exclude others.

Argaen

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Me/Rt

Toa Ad1. All the tway groups asking for stones. A guy say:

´´ why all people ask for 60 stones or more?. You can only use one every half an hour´´.

Alliance chat:

´´how can i do the henchies pick the archemorous Spear?´´


And of course, the pic with the assasin with 8 elementalist skills. Why dont you use an ele instead?

´´ Im a ninja ``


(Soz for my bad english)

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

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RA is still srs bsns?

I was playing a Dervish that could dish out about 70-80 damage a hit, criticalling about 75% of the time, deep wound/cripple/weakness, and could also keep myself alive longer than others without a monk.

After we get a flawless in like, under a minute, a rushing warrior and a healing ranger pinged me over and over and told me to "leave pls" because I had... fail damage. I promptly said "No." The next match the warrior rushed in again and died faster than a 1hp BiP. Ranger dies too. Monk leaves. Even though it was pointless, I decided to survive as long as I could, which was about 20 seconds longer with everyone else around me.


I think they didn't like me because I had pvp armor on :3

Lensor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2008

No monk team in RA. Won one, lost the next. And one of the team mates proceeds to complain that my channel rit (kinda a crap build, so sue me for experimenting ) was useless at healing. Well, DUH.

chilly willy

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2010

W/

i saw a minion master assasin in jq on luxon side about a week ago when i was trying my barrage warrior out. surprisingly my barrage idea did ok it was extremely hard to kill me because my only attack skill was barrage and i used a zealous bow to manage the energy all the other skills were to keep me alive and to run. i could nuke a shrine in 2-3 hits and averaged about 70 per hit with auto-attack with 14 strength and 12 marksman. only died twice and i killed a shitload of people

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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Quote:
Originally Posted by chilly willy View Post
i saw a minion master assasin in jq on luxon side about a week ago when i was trying my barrage warrior out. surprisingly my barrage idea did ok it was extremely hard to kill me because my only attack skill was barrage and i used a zealous bow to manage the energy all the other skills were to keep me alive and to run. i could nuke a shrine in 2-3 hits and averaged about 70 per hit with auto-attack with 14 strength and 12 marksman. only died twice and i killed a shitload of people
What started out as "Look at this noob assassin!" ended with "Oh yeah, and my warrior is so pro and stuff!"

Ghull Ka

Ghull Ka

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Seattle, WA

Grenths Helpdesk

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post


This, this is just horrible. It proves that; 1. You're experienced if you can run a retarded build. 2. You're EXP when you don't even know that winter is useless. 3. You're EXP when you blindly can run any noobish build from PvX.
#1: this guy's quote.

#2: some pug leader at Zen Daijun recently, when it was the Zaishen mission, asking for a UA and a HB. Yeah, the 6-man mission. /facepalm

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Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

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I heard that ursan sucked
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...nd66/gw003.jpg

Ursan dosen't suck...it even pwns resigning...

please note that this is prenerf and I was bored..


Ok more ontopic:
Some guy in Sif Hala (or however you spell it) earlier today

Quote:
Minnions suck why does everyone insist on using them

Mia Clemons

Mia Clemons

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2009

San Diego

My Girl is a [LUSH]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Argaen View Post

And of course, the pic with the assasin with 8 elementalist skills. Why dont you use an ele instead?

´´ Im a ninja ``


(Soz for my bad english)
That last one made me LOL.

Heard this while drinking away in Spamadan.....

A:"How do i get to the creepy place from here?"

"Define creepy, and please include a name?"

A: "That place with all the evil looking monsters"

"umm....everywhere?"

A: "That place thats always nighttime and creepy"

"...Domain of Anguish?"

A: "I think so, how do i get there?"

"your not ready for the monsters in the closet my friend, lol"


lol