What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

distilledwill

distilledwill

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2006

Blighty

The Legion of the Blue Blade

R/Mo

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Originally Posted by Liston View Post
What prof. was he? I am a Ranger and only bring Flesh of my Flesh if I go /Rt and if I am something else, I don' waste a skill spot or a rez.
When PUGing, you should always bring a res - unless you are a healer.

McMullen

McMullen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/W

^ I disagree, it's not that hard for a monk to bring Rebirth in UA in PvE. I agree with you for PvP though.

ClaireSpiritcaller

ClaireSpiritcaller

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2010

Houston, Texas

Blade and Rose

Rt/A



On Oct 31st, anything is possible

Stapler Pirate

Stapler Pirate

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2010

Australia

Shore Headcrab Society [SHS]

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Oh this will be so hard to think of stupid things said to me...
Perhaps the best would be during the old UWSC.
I was vale necro...
The mnts fails...
"noob necro"

Frangeo Munda

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2007

Granitic crust

Killer Green Buddah

Mo/

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Originally Posted by Raven Wing View Post
I just found this priceless gem in ascalon american dist:
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people.
Endless Burning? Hmm...
"I'm using Frigid Armor!"

/win

ClaireSpiritcaller

ClaireSpiritcaller

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2010

Houston, Texas

Blade and Rose

Rt/A

Arkantos

Arkantos

The Greatest

Join Date: Feb 2006

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by McMullen View Post
^ I disagree, it's not that hard for a monk to bring Rebirth in UA in PvE. I agree with you for PvP though.
Rebirth? Seriously? If your team is getting killed, the last thing you need is having your monk use all of its energy on a res.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos View Post
Rebirth? Seriously? If your team is getting killed, the last thing you need is having your monk use all of its energy on a res.
I think your sarcasm detector is damaged.

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End

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

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Originally Posted by Del View Post
I think your sarcasm detector is damaged.
I don't know the mention of UA makes it seem legit to me...

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

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Originally Posted by Del View Post
I think your sarcasm detector is damaged.
In his defense, sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.

Anyway...Saw someone selling Weaver Legs yesterday for 2.3k each in Rata Sum.
I told him that they are no where near that expensive.
He responded "It takes 2 legs per gift. Each gift is about 4.5 to 5k, so I'm selling the legs at half that price. Get it now noob?"
I wanted to respond to that but I didn't know how.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
In his defense, sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.

Anyway...Saw someone selling Weaver Legs yesterday for 2.3k each in Rata Sum.
I told him that they are no where near that expensive.
He responded "It takes 2 legs per gift. Each gift is about 4.5 to 5k, so I'm selling the legs at half that price. Get it now noob?"
I wanted to respond to that but I didn't know how.
I believe the proper response would be: " Good luck with that."

Iuris

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

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Well, there's logic to that. Instead of gift prices changing from week to week, they're apparently a constant 5k per gift. Don't ask me why... I'd say they should vary per week.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedDog91 View Post
In his defense, sarcasm doesn't translate well into text.

Anyway...Saw someone selling Weaver Legs yesterday for 2.3k each in Rata Sum.
I told him that they are no where near that expensive.
He responded "It takes 2 legs per gift. Each gift is about 4.5 to 5k, so I'm selling the legs at half that price. Get it now noob?"
I wanted to respond to that but I didn't know how.
That's amazingly stupid. The price of nick items is only a reflection of how difficult they are to farm. The MAXIMUM price possible is essentially up to the price of the gift itself but something easily obtained like a Weaver leg should be cheap.

` Marshmallow

` Marshmallow

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2009

Canadaa!

Last Friday Night [TGIF]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stapler Pirate View Post
Oh this will be so hard to think of stupid things said to me...
Perhaps the best would be during the old UWSC.
I was vale necro...
The mnts fails...
"noob necro"
I'm sorry but I lol'd ):

carnage-runner

carnage-runner

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada, B.C. Vancouver. aka.. amazing.

[Sith]

W/Me

Had a guy tell me that he would run Fort Ran if I would stay after we finished for just a few moments. So i said ok. After the run he then began trying to convert me to Christianity. That was one of the most stupid things I'd heard for sure.

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Originally Posted by carnage-runner View Post
Had a guy tell me that he would run Fort Ran if I would stay after we finished for just a few moments. So i said ok. After the run he then began trying to convert me to Christianity. That was one of the most stupid things I'd heard for sure.
Adults with imaginary friends, LOL.

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iuris View Post
Well, there's logic to that. Instead of gift prices changing from week to week, they're apparently a constant 5k per gift. Don't ask me why... I'd say they should vary per week.
The logic is flawed by the fact that a player can farm as many legs as they want, but they can only get 5 presents per account. That means the presents are worth far more than the items used to get the presents.

Tommy's

Tommy's

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2006

[Bone]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Arkantos View Post
Rebirth? Seriously? If your team is getting killed, the last thing you need is having your monk use all of its energy on a res.
I think what he ment is, though I'm not sure , rebirth in UA is just UA. I think he ment its not that much of an effort for a monk to bring UA as elite and use that as a very easy quickly recharging res.

Aba

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

"This is a hard game"
"We need help, thats why Anet is giving us 7 hero partys"
bwhahahah

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

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Originally Posted by Aba View Post
"This is a hard game"
"We need help, thats why Anet is giving us 7 hero partys"
bwhahahah
This game has been out for over 5 years. How are people still so bad?

Black Metal

Black Metal

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2009

N/

I don't know but pugging often confirms it

Xiaquin

Xiaquin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2010

[aRIN]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
This game has been out for over 5 years. How are people still so bad?
I hope you don't think everyone has been playing since its release. I refer you to the Q&A forum.

Xman

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2010

A/

Yeah I'm actually what most people would consider a newbie. I only have 150 hr. on all of my characters.

Zebideedee

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

You guys must be the ones forming or joining parties that only ever LFMonks to go, I join the other guys all the time, just random groups during zmissions etc. Always successful, anal groups not my cup of tea tbh but keep up the over intense good work

helloeveryone

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2010

none

Me/N

stupiest thing i heard is in RA
2 monk in the same team.
after winning, one monk flash a bambi and demands the other monk to leave
the other monk say "you should leave, becoz my tiger say so " and proceed to flash a tiger emote.
lolz

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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Originally Posted by Skyy High View Post
Removed.
Ok, let me break this down for you.

The game has been around for five years, there's a wealth of information on sites like wiki, guru and pvx. I've been playing for less than half of the five years this game has been around, yet it took me less than a week to learn not to play like a retard, why? because i know how to read, and it was worth the effort to actually learn to play instead of struggling through a piss-easy game. There is no problem in this game that hasn't been experienced before outside of problems with new content, the only excuse for sucking at this game is willful ignorance.

Do you get the point now?

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
Ok, let me break this down for you.

The game has been around for five years, there's a wealth of information on sites like wiki, guru and pvx. I've been playing for less than half of the five years this game has been around, yet it took me less than a week to learn not to play like a retard, why? because i know how to read, and it was worth the effort to actually learn to play instead of struggling through a piss-easy game. There is no problem in this game that hasn't been experienced before outside of problems with new content, the only excuse for sucking at this game is willful ignorance.

Do you get the point now?
omg where were you when i had to explain to a guy how to use those sites. ;oo; lately the noobs have/are being more honest with why should i look at them im lazy now give me the answer. *sighs* then they winie and moan oh this is so hard help me. meh

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

"When my character gets hurt I feel it in real life."
I proceeded to run back and forth through his character.

shady tradesman

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2010

E/

I think the stupidest thing I've ever SEEN is Obsidian armor.

It looks. . . so BAD! The only reason I'm going to buy one is for my HOM. I'll probably salvage it after that.

mage767

mage767

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

USA

LOVE

Me/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by shady tradesman View Post
I think the stupidest thing I've ever SEEN is Obsidian armor.

It looks. . . so BAD! The only reason I'm going to buy one is for my HOM. I'll probably salvage it after that.
I guess you are referring to th warrior armor. Yes, it sucks.

That's why I put the neat FOW mesmer and paragon armors in my HOM instead.

Internetuser

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2010

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by shady tradesman View Post
I think the stupidest thing I've ever SEEN is Obsidian armor.

It looks. . . so BAD! The only reason I'm going to buy one is for my HOM. I'll probably salvage it after that.

Haters gonna hate.

RedDog91

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

not stupid, but pretty funny:

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Del View Post
Ok, let me break this down for you.

The game has been around for five years, there's a wealth of information on sites like wiki, guru and pvx. I've been playing for less than half of the five years this game has been around, yet it took me less than a week to learn not to play like a retard, why? because i know how to read, and it was worth the effort to actually learn to play instead of struggling through a piss-easy game. There is no problem in this game that hasn't been experienced before outside of problems with new content, the only excuse for sucking at this game is willful ignorance.

Do you get the point now?
It's killing me. We keep inviting new people into the guild as the game population dwindles but some of these people are just downright lazy when it comes to looking ANYTHING up on wiki. They CONSTANTLY use the guild chat asking inane question after another that is easily available on wiki. When I finally told a guy about the wiki after he spent a half and hour getting people to give him turn by turn directions to Nicholas and he posted:

"I don't ever use wiki's, they can be edited by anyone"

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
It's killing me. We keep inviting new people into the guild as the game population dwindles but some of these people are just downright lazy when it comes to looking ANYTHING up on wiki. They CONSTANTLY use the guild chat asking inane question after another that is easily available on wiki. When I finally told a guy about the wiki after he spent a half and hour getting people to give him turn by turn directions to Nicholas and he posted:

"I don't ever use wiki's, they can be edited by anyone"
lol i know how you feel. we have someone like that in our allaince. he even admited he is to lazy to use wiki. i admit my comp is old but even i take time out to use wiki. im being to think 5/10 newbies to gw dont even bother to use wiki when they can cry in gc/ac for answers.

Verene

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
It's killing me. We keep inviting new people into the guild as the game population dwindles but some of these people are just downright lazy when it comes to looking ANYTHING up on wiki. They CONSTANTLY use the guild chat asking inane question after another that is easily available on wiki. When I finally told a guy about the wiki after he spent a half and hour getting people to give him turn by turn directions to Nicholas and he posted:

"I don't ever use wiki's, they can be edited by anyone"
The funny thing is? The fact that wikis can be edited by anyone actually contributes to the information on them being highly accurate. Any vandalism that occurs generally is fixed almost immediately.

Black Metal

Black Metal

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2009

N/

yep, I have someone like that in my guild, and it annoys me, although my answer always is, look it up on wiki. Then when the response to that is 'im too lazy to do that', the conversation has just ended.

The last one was if there were any new Halloween quests (this like half way through the event) and where you could find them

Del

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Metal View Post
yep, I have someone like that in my guild, and it annoys me, although my answer always is, look it up on wiki. Then when the response to that is 'im too lazy to do that', the conversation has just ended.

The last one was if there were any new Halloween quests (this like half way through the event) and where you could find them
Y'know, it takes a unique brand of douchebag to admit they'd rather annoy you than use wiki.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

Someone once told me a few days ago this little tidbit i found it funny. "There are no cliqs in GW". funny when most guilds have them. that tiny bit of people that wont play with others and when they do its like a hassle to them. i guess you can say they are elitist too.

ruk1a

ruk1a

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2008

UR MOM LOL

ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Verene View Post
The funny thing is? The fact that wikis can be edited by anyone actually contributes to the information on them being highly accurate. Any vandalism that occurs generally is fixed almost immediately.
dude you killed it. noobs can't know the truth

Jeydra

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2008

These days one of the most annoying things I hear is "run this ... my friend and I beat the game / vanquished the whole of Kourna while running it and didn't have problems". Or maybe "I ran this, popped a conset and didn't have any problems". Beating the game isn't hard, vanquishing isn't hard either (I can do vanquishes with my eyes closed ...) and using consets is an admission of failure. Might as well say "I hired a runner to do this ... didn't have problems".