What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Acehole2006
Gabriel of Ravn
While in GTOB just now
This from the same person in the same message WTB zkeys 5.5k each WTS zkeys 6k each
Very lame attempt and kind of lazy
This from the same person in the same message WTB zkeys 5.5k each WTS zkeys 6k each
Very lame attempt and kind of lazy
Zawk Tirson
Voodoo Rage
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While in GTOB just now
This from the same person in the same message WTB zkeys 5.5k each WTS zkeys 6k each Very lame attempt and kind of lazy |
As I posted before, at least he's not logged on with another account spamming "WTB zkeys 7k" and then ignoring all trade windows.
Swingline
Not the stupidest thing in the game but definitely made me laugh.
Del
awry
Derv lfg frostway only
SkyFallsInThunder
Unfortunately, I did not make a screen of it, but it was when I was still a young ranger running from angry dwarves outside Yak's and I teamed with some other lost souls like myself to go and brave the Road to Borlis Pass. We had a warrior and he told me to be careful where I shoot my arrows because he doesn't want to be shot in the back. And in the first fight he started yelling "DUDE WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT I GET HIT WITH LOTS OF RANGER ATTACKS".
Acehole2006
awry
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Unfortunately, I did not make a screen of it, but it was when I was still a young ranger running from angry dwarves outside Yak's and I teamed with some other lost souls like myself to go and brave the Road to Borlis Pass. We had a warrior and he told me to be careful where I shoot my arrows because he doesn't want to be shot in the back. And in the first fight he started yelling "DUDE WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT I GET HIT WITH LOTS OF RANGER ATTACKS".
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Gabriel of Ravn
It's easier to get a Unded Vizu than a Mox, I would put a screenie of it but I'm lazy atm.
Cool Name
RedDog91
Necromas
Anyone saying who and what class the new hero is.
Del
Typical GToB Lulziness.
Xiaquin
"GLF more Crush HM split EXP/pr0/no noobs!!!1"
New quest is serius bizness everyone. Waiting for "show tonics" to start popping up.
New quest is serius bizness everyone. Waiting for "show tonics" to start popping up.
Kook~NBK~
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"GLF more Crush HM split EXP/pr0/no noobs!!!1"
New quest is serius bizness everyone. Waiting for "show tonics" to start popping up. |
But then again, farming "crush" IS serious business!!! (NOT!)
Gabriel of Ravn
own age myname
What the hell is "crush" lol?
DigitalFear
Faure
Zodiac Meteor
That's really ironic, Friday I suggested to this really pissed off player "to find pro's at the cost of being a d-bag ask for peoples tonic stacks."
I'm pretty sure 99% of failures come from rubberbanding. I always tell pugs, if I'm casting Snowball to close, summon a snowman to let me know and I'll /stuck out of there.
Oh, and bosses have aggro range the size of the casting range. Which means unless your at the utmost corner casting snowball your gonna aggro.
You know us Guild Wars players, if we don't get close to average time we get f--king angry.
I'm pretty sure 99% of failures come from rubberbanding. I always tell pugs, if I'm casting Snowball to close, summon a snowman to let me know and I'll /stuck out of there.
Oh, and bosses have aggro range the size of the casting range. Which means unless your at the utmost corner casting snowball your gonna aggro.
You know us Guild Wars players, if we don't get close to average time we get f--king angry.
BadgerznPie
I think it's hilarious to see "lfg crush i'm exp!!!1" when the quest is really incredibly easy. Of course then again I've seen people who will aggro the group by the beacon over and over again. lol @ the showing tonics thing
Swingline
I have been in groups with ppl who dont get it that you have to stand in a certain spot/area, the idea is to make it as fast as possible so u get gifts/tonics fast as possible. As for the asking for tonics yea its retarded but its no more retarded than asking for stones in UW now since all you have to do is buy them and your an instant pro.
EDIT: This just happend to me while we were getting a crush team together
Ping your build
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I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick
EDIT: This just happend to me while we were getting a crush team together
Ping your build
?
I remember you not having a good build
You realize this is a snowball fight right?
Yea can you ping your build plz
/kick
MagnumShadow
Zodiac Meteor
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Ping your build ? I remember you not having a good build You realize this is a snowball fight right? Yea can you ping your build plz /kick |
Translation, I'm good to go XD. Seriously, you can be level 1 and it wouldn't matter.
Nekodesu
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Unfortunately, I did not make a screen of it, but it was when I was still a young ranger running from angry dwarves outside Yak's and I teamed with some other lost souls like myself to go and brave the Road to Borlis Pass. We had a warrior and he told me to be careful where I shoot my arrows because he doesn't want to be shot in the back. And in the first fight he started yelling "DUDE WATCH WHERE YOU SHOOT I GET HIT WITH LOTS OF RANGER ATTACKS".
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aelesia
Dude: They might turn GW2 into a WoW clone
Me: Why the heck would they do that for? That goes against everything Anet is trying to achieve with GW2.
Dude: Well Anet already made Aion which is a WoW clone
Me: Why the heck would they do that for? That goes against everything Anet is trying to achieve with GW2.
Dude: Well Anet already made Aion which is a WoW clone
own age myname
Here's one I heard yesterday while selling my tonics:
Buyer: WTB Yuletide tonics, 100g ea.
Me: I have Mischievous tonics.
Buyer: No. I only buy Yuletide, there are too many Mischievous tonics.
Buyer: WTB Yuletide tonics, 100g ea.
Me: I have Mischievous tonics.
Buyer: No. I only buy Yuletide, there are too many Mischievous tonics.
Dzjudz
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Just because the main connection between GW2 and GW1 is lore, doesn't mean GW2 will be bad.
Anyway this is off-topic. Here's one I heard yesterday while selling my tonics: Buyer: WTB Yuletide tonics, 100g ea. Me: I have Mischievous tonics. Buyer: No. I only buy Yuletide, there are too many Mischievous tonics. |
ErrantVenture
Today my second acc got a 2 week suspension for GvG match manipulation.
I haven't played a GvG match on it in over 6 months.
Probably the stupidest thing i've come across in GW. GM team is full of pros.
I haven't played a GvG match on it in over 6 months.
Probably the stupidest thing i've come across in GW. GM team is full of pros.
RedDog91
Saw a Prism-ele is HA who made his character black and named it "---- The Black Prism" (the un-needed part of his name is left out for security reasons).
Well anyway, I noticed it and was like "Oh, I get it...like the book, right?"
And he replied "There's no Prisms in the GW books"
...I mean of course theres a good chance he's never read The Black Prism, but does he really think the GW books are the only books in existence?
Well anyway, I noticed it and was like "Oh, I get it...like the book, right?"
And he replied "There's no Prisms in the GW books"
...I mean of course theres a good chance he's never read The Black Prism, but does he really think the GW books are the only books in existence?
own age myname
Fierce
RedDog91
Malganis
Its a time thing. If you can do Crush Spirits in 3-4 minutes, you get twice as many rewards than if you get a slow group that does it in 6-8 minutes.
Patrisha MacFarlane
#1 for this past season:
Un-named Ranger: "PRO Ranger LF PRO Necro SD. NO NOOBS!"
Me: "Pro? I don't get how anyone is "pro" at SD. It's easy."
Un-named Ranger: "U jus say that cuz u suk"
Me: "so says my 39 stacks of prezzies"
Un-named Ranger: "dont lye u bought those"
I dunno who was worse, him for being an arse, or me for responding to him. :/
#2: During the last night of my giveaway event in LA.
Me: "I still have many items left to give away at the Wintersday Tree. Open trade to claim yours! One per person please!"
Un-named Assassin: "U got a polar mini I could have?"
Me: "uhhh.. lol, no sorry."
Un-named Assassin: "r u serius? what kind of a ------- give away is this then??"
Un-named Attendee: "the kind without a mini polar bear?"
Un-named Assassin: "yer give away is ------- ---- then paty! bring the big stuff or get your ----- --- back into the kitchin!"
Me: "Wow.. all that because I dont have a polar bear to give you?"
Un-named Assassin: "y everybidy makin a big ---- deal about this crap event anyway? she dont have no good stuff to give out"
Player is then verbally accosted by about a dozen other players until he leaves the district, making room for someone would might actually appreciate a gold or green item.
true story, took screenshots. Dunno is he was just stupid, a jerk... or just trolling, in which case he was both. And just for the record, he nevered opened trade to get anything, so I saved a gift for someone else too
Un-named Ranger: "PRO Ranger LF PRO Necro SD. NO NOOBS!"
Me: "Pro? I don't get how anyone is "pro" at SD. It's easy."
Un-named Ranger: "U jus say that cuz u suk"
Me: "so says my 39 stacks of prezzies"
Un-named Ranger: "dont lye u bought those"
I dunno who was worse, him for being an arse, or me for responding to him. :/
#2: During the last night of my giveaway event in LA.
Me: "I still have many items left to give away at the Wintersday Tree. Open trade to claim yours! One per person please!"
Un-named Assassin: "U got a polar mini I could have?"
Me: "uhhh.. lol, no sorry."
Un-named Assassin: "r u serius? what kind of a ------- give away is this then??"
Un-named Attendee: "the kind without a mini polar bear?"
Un-named Assassin: "yer give away is ------- ---- then paty! bring the big stuff or get your ----- --- back into the kitchin!"
Me: "Wow.. all that because I dont have a polar bear to give you?"
Un-named Assassin: "y everybidy makin a big ---- deal about this crap event anyway? she dont have no good stuff to give out"
Player is then verbally accosted by about a dozen other players until he leaves the district, making room for someone would might actually appreciate a gold or green item.
true story, took screenshots. Dunno is he was just stupid, a jerk... or just trolling, in which case he was both. And just for the record, he nevered opened trade to get anything, so I saved a gift for someone else too
Del
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#1 for this past season:
Un-named Ranger: "PRO Ranger LF PRO Necro SD. NO NOOBS!" Me: "Pro? I don't get how anyone is "pro" at SD. It's easy." Un-named Ranger: "U jus say that cuz u suk" Me: "so says my 39 stacks of prezzies" Un-named Ranger: "dont lye u bought those" I dunno who was worse, him for being an arse, or me for responding to him. :/ #2: During the last night of my giveaway event in LA. Me: "I still have many items left to give away at the Wintersday Tree. Open trade to claim yours! One per person please!" Un-named Assassin: "U got a polar mini I could have?" Me: "uhhh.. lol, no sorry." Un-named Assassin: "r u serius? what kind of a ------- give away is this then??" Un-named Attendee: "the kind without a mini polar bear?" Un-named Assassin: "yer give away is ------- ---- then paty! bring the big stuff or get your ----- --- back into the kitchin!" Me: "Wow.. all that because I dont have a polar bear to give you?" Un-named Assassin: "y everybidy makin a big ---- deal about this crap event anyway? she dont have no good stuff to give out" Player is then verbally accosted by about a dozen other players until he leaves the district, making room for someone would might actually appreciate a gold or green item. true story, took screenshots. Dunno is he was just stupid, a jerk... or just trolling, in which case he was both. And just for the record, he nevered opened trade to get anything, so I saved a gift for someone else too |
Patrisha MacFarlane
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Far far too many posts in this thread, but its to be expected I suppose. Worst thing I can still remember:
There's nothing to do in this game after you hit lvl 20! ... I think I heard it from two different people too... Edit: just remembered this one Person in kamadan: WTB ded Dagnar Stonepate 10k, ded Oni 10k Me: Pardon, but the oni is very rare, and even dedicated you won't be able to get it for nearly 10k Person: ARE YOU COMPLAINING? BECAUSE IF YOU COMPLAIN PRICE IS JUST GOING TO GO DOWN Me (misunderstanding what this meant): no, it might flux a bit but I don't think it will go down that much in price Person: WTB ded Dagnar Stonepate 10k, Ded Oni 5k |
Un-named monk (knew he was a monk because monk was part of his name): 75k!
Me: For what?
Monk: The MOX.
Me: no sorry, 75k is waaaaay too low an offer for an unded MOX.
Monk: Are you a ------- nub or something?
/ignore Monk
Six days later, saw in the same monk in Party Search, Kamadan dist 3 selling mini-MOX for 55e.
Verene
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I used to give away my IDd golds and normal tomes, etc after chestrunning/vanquishing, but I quit quick, fast, and in a hurry when just about every time someone had to be an ass. Too bad little annoying shits ruined it for the people who actually understand politeness.
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