What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Nekodesu

Nekodesu

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Originally Posted by Cuilan View Post
If Age is apart of his name, then it's a griever. There's days where he's at an outpost for many hours to join, leave, and rejoin groups.
What's wrong with him then? I kind of picture a lifeless person with mental retardation sitting there. That or, he's just an avarage person who wants to get attention or feel epic cause people will remember him as, well, a jerk...

Bright Star Shine

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Belgium

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Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
Just now i saw someone trying to sell mantid pincers for 400g each. rofl i got my 25 in under 20mins.
I just saw someone farm his own Nicholas Items. rofl, I got mine in under 1 minute and spent the other 19 minutes doing fun stuff.

Midget Minionmaster

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Just found this thread, and thought i would show a pic i took at christmas time.Seriously, that is taking it too far. I came back a half an hour later, and he is still there with 3/8 people.

mage767

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Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post
What's wrong with him then? I kind of picture a lifeless person with mental retardation sitting there. That or, he's just an avarage person who wants to get attention or feel epic cause people will remember him as, well, a jerk...
I actually played with this monk too a few days ago during Oola's lab dungeon. He raged very hard because I was drawing on radar where to go (to help others), and threatened to leave the group. So I stopped scribbling, but started it again in lvl 3...but he didn't leave. LOL

Nekodesu

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Originally Posted by mage767 View Post
I actually played with this monk too a few days ago during Oola's lab dungeon. He raged very hard because I was drawing on radar where to go (to help others), and threatened to leave the group. So I stopped scribbling, but started it again in lvl 3...but he didn't leave. LOL
Lol! I don't remember me drawing any in the mission, maybe 1-2 times if the people in the group went wrong way. He just kept repeating the same sentence every minute...

I think you might be the reason he repeats it xDD

HigherMinion

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Some idiot keeps drawing Swastikas and Jewstars on the radar! > makes people rage. Never understood why though; Swastika=symbol of peace and purity.

Del

Del

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
Some idiot keeps drawing Swastikas and Jewstars on the radar! > makes people rage. Never understood why though; Swastika=symbol of peace and purity.
Maybe so, but when Hitler copied it, it became more associated with Nazis.

Skyy High

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
Swastika=symbol of peace and purity.
It's ignorant to not know that.
It's even more ignorant to expect other people to not be offended by some random stranger scribbling it.

Fay Vert

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Godwin strikes again

Adul

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Originally Posted by Fay Vert View Post
Godwin strikes again
No no no, that's for Nazi analogies.

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The swastika was originally a positive symbol and then it was pollited by Hitler and Himmler 60 years ago and is still widely associated with Nazi Germany. Therefore it is not a great symbol to use since most people think it just means Nazi. Can we please end the swastika discussion here?
I love this thread and I love to have a laugh at what idiocy some gw players have pulled out.
I totally agree with Iuris, its enough that we had to read a lengthy pvp discussion that wasnt stupid and thus irrelevant for this thread.
No more nazi discussion please. Nazism is stupid but it didnt happen inside GW.


edit: well if somebody inside GW starts to tell Hitler was a great guy and that Jews and other Untermenschen belong in a gas chamber we have a report function, its bannable offence and not remotely funny.

Abedeus

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Just to correct ya'll, because I wouldn't be myself if I didn't.

Swastika =/= "ban" kanji. Swastika is tilted, "ban" is straight.

Iuris

Iuris

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Crazy ducks from the Forest

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Enough with the bloody off topics! Anyone can go to wiki and look up the bloody term, definition and history. Now get back to posting stupid in game statements...

I'll reopen it with the "LFG ZM HM" - seen in... Tihark Orchard outpost. Seen more than once, but I'l still looking for the elusive "LFG ZB HM no noobs!".

I think I saw one for Fronis, too

Tender Care

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Yesterday in ToA:
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Nekodesu

Nekodesu

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Today in the morning, I was gonna join some PuG. I asked if the monk could go UA, because I was playing HB. He refused to do so, said his friend.

Because UA could only ress. lol.

davehall

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iuris View Post
[...] seen in... Tihark Orchard outpost. Seen more than once, but I'l still looking for the elusive "LFG ZB HM no noobs!".
[...]
ZB=Zaishen Bounty. Most likely the ZB for that day was Korshek the Immolated (in Forum Highlands).
(Edit: Noticed a lot of people get ZM and ZB mixed up. :-)

Iuris

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Quote:
Originally Posted by davehall View Post
ZB=Zaishen Bounty. Most likely the ZB for that day was Korshek the Immolated (in Forum Highlands).
(Edit: Noticed a lot of people get ZM and ZB mixed up. :-)
Maaybe, but helpful guy that I am, I have at least once tried to explain the bit about the mission being solo to one of these guys, and the result has so far not been an embarassed me...

Have Korshek and Tihark ever been up for Zaishen at the same time, anyway?

davehall

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iuris View Post
Maaybe, but helpful guy that I am, I have at least once tried to explain the bit about the mission being solo to one of these guys, and the result has so far not been an embarassed me...

Have Korshek and Tihark ever been up for Zaishen at the same time, anyway?
07-Jan-2010.

One in a blue moon I use to zone into either this town or AR then announce "LFG Mission+Bonus" pause for 5-10 second then say "Just kidding!"

Iuris

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Well, yes, there is THAT, too. I have been myself tempted to tease that way.

AngelWJedi

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Last night after the update came out how a guild say something funny. said he was going to quit playing now they ruined his derv. rofl

Zebideedee

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Quote:
Originally Posted by davehall View Post
ZB=Zaishen Bounty. Most likely the ZB for that day was Korshek the Immolated (in Forum Highlands).
(Edit: Noticed a lot of people get ZM and ZB mixed up. :-)
I've seen people lfg when Orchard mission is the ZM, I can accept that 1 person lfg for zm in P window could be a joke but when theres 3 of them I dunno

Iuris

Iuris

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Crazy ducks from the Forest

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OK, own up, you lot - how many of you went there today to troll on purpose? Cause a friend reports several cases

Rushin Roulette

Rushin Roulette

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Right here

Ende

I usually do, but I didnt this time around. I usually post something like:

Running Zmission. Todays great deal, 100K only (Trade before I start the mission)


Strangely enough I have not found anyone willing to take me up on that amazingly iresistible offer. Maybe its because Im only in the outpost for about 10 seconds before teh party is full for the mission.

Del

Del

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Caw521

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^ LOL. That would be insane if it did.


In LA - "wtb glow gloves 20k"

Hobbs

Hobbs

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Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

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People who offer to sell me materials at above Trader prices and get mad when I decline and explain. This happens a few times a week and is infuriating.

MithranArkanere

MithranArkanere

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobbs View Post
People who offer to sell me materials at above Trader prices and get mad when I decline and explain. This happens a few times a week and is infuriating.
Those are more expensive, because those are their materials, and they are as 'special' as they themselves are.

So you have to pay extra.

Iuris

Iuris

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Crazy ducks from the Forest

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobbs View Post
People who offer to sell me materials at above Trader prices and get mad when I decline and explain. This happens a few times a week and is infuriating.
Pretty ridiculous indeed - IF they are IN STOCK. At times, the trader runs out, especially when Nick wants soemthing purchasable

LordDragon

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Join Date: Aug 2010

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Someone was guild trolling in LA the other day. His argument for you to join the guild was that their leader had Obsidian Armor.

Capt.CO

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2008

BOA

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"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having to listen to it.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."

RedDog91

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Originally Posted by Capt.CO View Post
"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having to listen to it.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison was a good movie
xD

I Am The Fear

I Am The Fear

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Guess Why My Chaos Gloves Are [WiTe]

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Wammo: "pc obby armor??"
Generic Obsidian-Armored Monk: "you cant trade armor, lol.."
Wammo: "you can in wow!! this game is retarted!!"
Generic Obsidian-Armored Elementalist: "It totals to well over 1000K."
Wammo: "wtf!!!!!!!!!!! well were do i make money??"
Pro-looking Perma: "UWSC."
Wammo: "huh???"
Pro-looking Perma: "Make an assassin, go to Temple of the Ages, ask about it."
Wammo: "temple of the ages??"
Pro-looking Perma: "In Prophecies."
Wammo: "i only have nitefalls! well how much are glowing hands?"
PvXWiki N/A fan: "you need eotn to get those."
Wammo: "WATS WITH THE ABREVITIONS?"

I dunno. Something like that. There isn't much of a punch line, but it's pretty ridiculous.

dagrdagaz

dagrdagaz

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does one feel sorry for him(her), or laugh yer ass off

TheRaven

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Virginia

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Here's an oldie but a goodie from my screenshot archives.




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shodannet

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Join Date: Feb 2011

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The other night someone was asking to pay for a run to Tihark Orchard (to do the ZM). Given he gave no other info, I suspected (and so did others at the GToB) that it would be quite a 'run', considering you'd have to do the Moddok Crevice mission if this player didn't have access to the Vabbi area.
He then tried to sweeten the deal by offering 1k.

Cause that's all he had. 0_o

Haxor

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I'll see your Ranger Panic build and raise you a Monk Beastmaster build.
I'll see your Panic Ranger and Monk Beastmaster, and raise you a spiritspammer assassin.

In RA.

Before the buff.

Edward the Spatula

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2009

While this may not be the stupidest thing I've heard, it's most certainly a post worthy thing. I was hanging around LA on my storage account I noticed this guy spamming for a elite rit tome. I happened to have 2 spare tomes so I whisped with a price and this happened:

While it is understandable to not to click on random links and that I could have been more polite, the other player is so ignorant it's funny. And he actually has 50/50 hom points...

angela faye

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This poor guy was spamming in kamadan for hours trying to sell his junk for xxectos.

AngelWJedi

AngelWJedi

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Edward the Spatula View Post
While this may not be the stupidest thing I've heard, it's most certainly a post worthy thing. I was hanging around LA on my storage account I noticed this guy spamming for a elite rit tome. I happened to have 2 spare tomes so I whisped with a price and this happened:

While it is understandable to not to click on random links and that I could have been more polite, the other player is so ignorant it's funny. And he actually has 50/50 hom points...
well no offense but they are actually 10-14k. i gotten alot for 10k each if i wait enough. xD another stupid thing i heard in kama was someone saying he was going to hack someone once he gets unhacked and unbanned.

Abedeus

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Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
well no offense but they are actually 10-14k. i gotten alot for 10k each if i wait enough. xD another stupid thing i heard in kama was someone saying he was going to hack someone once he gets unhacked and unbanned.
Imo the biggest fail is thinking gwamm means shit.