What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

AngelWJedi

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Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
Imo the biggest fail is thinking gwamm means shit.
I never said i thought gwamm was the big thing. xD

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Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
Imo the biggest fail is thinking gwamm means shit.
Hey, It's impressive to me.

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GWAMM is like... a well tended garden. It's not a medal to brag about, but a reward for a lot of work that you are supposed to have quite enjoyed.

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Originally Posted by Iuris View Post
GWAMM is like... a well tended garden. It's not a medal to brag about, but a reward for a lot of work that you are supposed to have quite enjoyed.
Well said I have my gwamm and "a reward for lot's of enjoyable hours" are exactly how I would describe attaining it.

Abedeus

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Originally Posted by AngelWJedi View Post
I never said i thought gwamm was the big thing. xD
I was talking about the other guy. The "I'M GWAMM SO I KNOW MY SHIT LOLOLO NOOB" guy.

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I wasn't really attacking it... this time



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Essence Snow

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Not sure if this one counts as I was only witness to it.



Another fail while trying to show off....lol

Del

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Originally Posted by Essence Snow View Post
Not sure if this one counts as I was only witness to it.



Another fail while trying to show off....lol
That's amazing.

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Originally Posted by Essence Snow View Post
Not sure if this one counts as I was only witness to it.



Another fail while trying to show off....lol
Funniest(and most stupid) thing i've ever seen...it beat the lab tank who make team fail showing around his 60 or more stones....

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
Some idiot keeps drawing Swastikas and Jewstars on the radar! > makes people rage. Never understood why though; Swastika=symbol of peace and purity.
Actually a swastika doesnt mean purity and peace the swastika is backwards from the orignal buddhist symbol. Learn your facts

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This is why I'll never drop any item(s) I don't want to lose.

But also, if that's the part of Fissure I think it is, how do you wipe there?!

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Deeeeeerp. Even after 100s of FowSCs I still forget that.

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Originally Posted by X Placebo View Post
Actually a swastika doesnt mean purity and peace the swastika is backwards from the orignal buddhist symbol. Learn your facts
Yeah, and its called a Star of David ffs (not directed at you Placebo, the guy who you were quoting).

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
Imo the biggest fail is thinking gwamm means shit.
Well, I just got mine yesterday and it feels damn amazing. I don't care what my title would mean to others, I know what it means to me. The feeling I got when I finally got it was worth every second of the endless DT vanquishes, Prophecies desert-hydra-bosses-chasing, nerve-wrecking map scraping, Ring of Fire missions repeating for the stupid boss that would refuse to spawn, ss/lb mindless farm or the incredible cash sink that is the consumables titles. Not to mention the drunkard. It was just as awesome as when we beat Dhuum with a balanced team.

It's been a long road, but definitely worth the effort.

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Originally Posted by Essence Snow View Post
Not sure if this one counts as I was only witness to it.

[IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/2w2eypc.jpg[IMG]

Another fail while trying to show off....lol
Did someone on the team do that to troll him or was the npc aggro accidental?

AngelWJedi

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Essence Snow View Post
Not sure if this one counts as I was only witness to it.



Another fail while trying to show off....lol
its people like this that make me mad and give me a laugh. i always tell them yeah drop it to show off and when we die ill so laugh at you. or someone will take it. and i had idiot in runs before drop a item someone take it and map away. boy do i laugh so hard then.

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Got to love AC and it's retardedness.. This person was arguing with me, and got told. Used different color's for ya'all so you see who's talking^^

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Originally Posted by JONO51 View Post
Did someone on the team do that to troll him or was the npc aggro accidental?
The MT pinged a Skele Beserker while the rit was bringing the griffs around the same group and they followed the MT right into the group of Skeles and died, which caused the fail at 10/11 quests completed and the 1mil+ fail.

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Originally Posted by X Placebo View Post
Actually a swastika doesnt mean purity and peace the swastika is backwards from the orignal buddhist symbol. Learn your facts
You realize the buddhist swastika faces either direction right? Learn your facts.

AngelWJedi

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standing in town waiting for them to fix nic. this guy kept trying to join my group so i said im not going to join. then he sent me this message via dnd.

Shove your americanized shortcuts up your arse

i find it funny he said that. i have friend overseas and they can type in english doesnt mean they are nor does it mean they are american. *sigh* kids these days just cause someone doesnt want to join your group doesnt give you the right to insult us.

Voodoo Rage

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Originally Posted by Del View Post
You realize the buddhist swastika faces either direction right? Learn your facts.
Sorry, I know this is desperately off topic but if anyone is interested I read the wiki article on the symbol and it was quite interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

Basically just about all ancient basket weaving cultures come up with that symbol because it shows up in the pattern of a weave.

That being said, in modern western culture the symbol has very clear ideological significance that supersedes any previous meanings.

Wrath of m0o

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Leader - "Ping"
Me - "125ms"

No wonder i got kicked.

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Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
Sorry, I know this is desperately off topic but if anyone is interested I read the wiki article on the symbol and it was quite interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

Basically just about all ancient basket weaving cultures come up with that symbol because it shows up in the pattern of a weave.

That being said, in modern western culture the symbol has very clear ideological significance that supersedes any previous meanings.
Notice: Western culture. You may notice that quite a lot of Asian culture gets censored because we can't take that symbol.

Strangely enough, people do anything to censor the symbol, so that it won't corrupt peoples minds or whatever bull****, yet it is probably one of the most well known symbols of all time lol. Paradox?

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Originally Posted by Tender Care View Post
today in Spamadam!

[IMG]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3/funnyim.jpg[IMG]
That doesn't seem that stupid to me... I think it's probably true, to an extent. Notice he is saying most noobs.

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Originally Posted by Cool Name View Post
That doesn't seem that stupid to me... I think it's probably true, to an extent. Notice he is saying most noobs.
OR the person in question just doesn't like the way obsidian armor looks for their chosen character....... just a thought

Tender Care

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Originally Posted by Cool Name View Post
That doesn't seem that stupid to me... I think it's probably true, to an extent. Notice he is saying most noobs.
I think he was actually meaning that having an obsidian armor makes u a pro-player...Actually we were talking about prices of an item.....

I got a friend who got GWAMM on 3 characters, has HoM of all character almost filled to 50 points and many high-end weapons/armor....but he got no clue AT ALL of any non-inscribable item....

Obsi armor doesn't make u a pro player XD

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LOL, I remember the time I was kicked outta a pug for The Deep because I wasn't wearing elite armor. The leader said i was obviously a noob if i couldn't even afford 75k for armor.

He didn't know i had a stack of ectos and over 900k in cash in storage as well as Elite armor on my other characters. I just didn't happen to like the look of any of the Elites at the time and preferred one of the basic sets.

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"Professional Leacher LF HM raptor farmer"

You get it a lot.....it's like saying "Profesional Freeloader LF rich people to be friends with"

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Originally Posted by Enchanted Krystal View Post
"Professional Leacher LF HM raptor farmer"

You get it a lot.....it's like saying "Profesional Freeloader LF rich people to be friends with"
Not really, it's more like "lazy person looking for farmer to get me asura rep"

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Originally Posted by Enchanted Krystal View Post
"Professional Leacher LF HM raptor farmer"

You get it a lot.....it's like saying "Profesional Freeloader LF rich people to be friends with"
I usually do it when I'm waiting in Rata Sum for someone, I just find the whole leeching thing to be silly so I advertise "Pro-Leecher for hire" I don't think anyone takes it seriously and it gets me some lulz

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lol, just had someone in my alliance ask me if i could help them to beat the Hall of heros, at first i thought awesome off to tombz, then i meet them in thier GH and they are on a pvp char....that i asked if they knew anything about pvp, was answered with a no. funny thing people buying accounts the guy had r12 Hero, and me with my r10 had to spend 30 mins of my time explaining...thats what you get for trying to help people pvp in a pve guild lol.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tender Care View Post
I think he was actually meaning that having an obsidian armor makes u a pro-player...Actually we were talking about prices of an item.....

I got a friend who got GWAMM on 3 characters, has HoM of all character almost filled to 50 points and many high-end weapons/armor....but he got no clue AT ALL of any non-inscribable item....

Obsi armor doesn't make u a pro player XD
Umm... knowing the value of a q8 15^50 Long Sword doesn't make you a "pro player" any more than having Obsidian. In fact you could learn to accurately PC every item without stepping foot in an Explorable Area, or even for that matter without ever having played Guild Wars. Trading doesn't make you good at Guild Wars.

Del

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I generally try to be pretty Zen about PvP in general, as every player has a right to experiment around with new builds. Sometimes it works, often it doesn’t, but as long as they’re trying to be original and not just copy-pasting PvX meta builds I’m pretty forgiving. That said, if you’ve just lost a RA match due to want of res signets, and a certain team member is ranting and raving about why you didn’t bring one, the correct answer is not “This build needed an 8th attack skill”.

Not even if you’re an assassin.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wrath of m0o View Post
Leader - "Ping"
Me - "125ms"

No wonder i got kicked.
I sometimes see this in pugs. A while back when the day's ZB was Warband of Brothers and we were all waiting around in Doomlore Shrine, trying to get a group together. My Rit just joined a pug, the party leader asked a recently joined Monk to ping "her" build, and she responded with "About 1234 ms but I think it is going down." To which other players in the group chimed in with their own ping times then started chatting about the highest or lowest ping times they ever gotten in the game.

Needless to say this got the party leader infuriated -- he kept on telling everyone to shut-up before he decided to rage quit -- but not without first kicking everyone out of the group.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobbs View Post
Umm... knowing the value of a q8 15^50 Long Sword doesn't make you a "pro player" any more than having Obsidian. In fact you could learn to accurately PC every item without stepping foot in an Explorable Area, or even for that matter without ever having played Guild Wars. Trading doesn't make you good at Guild Wars.
Good posting. It cracks me up around here how many people think that spending most of their time powertrading (rather than actually going out there and killing anything) grants them a sense of superiority in this game.

If a lot of you guys get a lot out of accumulation of wealth in guild wars, then more power to you! I applaud anyone who geniunely loves playing this game in any aspect but PLEASE, don't call me a noob because I'm not privy to every single aspect of the GW financial market, I'm too busy blowing stuff up.

Bright Star Shine

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
Good posting. It cracks me up around here how many people think that spending most of their time powertrading (rather than actually going out there and killing anything) grants them a sense of superiority in this game.

If a lot of you guys get a lot out of accumulation of wealth in guild wars, then more power to you! I applaud anyone who geniunely loves playing this game in any aspect but PLEASE, don't call me a noob because I'm not privy to every single aspect of the GW financial market, I'm too busy blowing stuff up.
I don't spend a single minute trading...trust me....

was that u Hobbs in Kamadan??