What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Sf isn't overpowered <---

where do you get those tomes to relearn asuran skills on a different toon

In Drok's:

"LFR to Droks from Beacons"


Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x )

Red- idiot RoJ monk
Green- me
Black- other peeps there








ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!!
Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther.

Being somebody that was never very flush with money, I dont use the larger vigor runes on anything but prestige armor on my pve chars.

Pretty sure they meant that they had minor vig runes on all (head, chest, arms, legs and feet) armor pieces. Since they do not stack it is a waste of 4 minor vig runes.

Haah, waaw.

No, I mean she had FIVE minor vigor runes on every character. One on each piece.

Just be glad they weren't maj/sup vigors.

lol that one is going straight onto my never play with list




So many too choose so i will have to go with this one:

Random Player 1:Looking For Farming Partner
Random player 2:What crops can u get from this farm?
Me : rofl

Poor job blocking the name out there...

Anyway, I pugged today's ZM with him, he's a necro. He damanded that he gets to play SoS, that our rit should resto, and one monk should roj. Oddly enough they went with it...
Shame I don't have a screeny of what he was saying during the mission, but it was pretty disgusting and/or disturbing.

Oh and he leeched about half of the time, I didn't even see him setting spirits up AND he was just following one of our monks. Why did noone seem to care about this but me?

Afterwards I got a pm from him telling me I suck. Wat.

Man, just the fact that they were pinging everything would have narked me off. I can understand priority targets, but when they ping every single skill and every single target it makes me want to reach through the screen and rip their Ctrl key out

Also saw this really cool build today:

An E/W with Lightning surge, flare, meteor, overbearing smash, distracting blow and some other shit...wasnt paying attention

I think the funniest thing about that is that he probably could have gotten 5K playing in PvE in less time than it took him to farm up the faction for the Z-Key!

my fav line had to be "you don't got the money to play PvE"

i rofl when i noticed that line

"Show me your zrank.../zrank now NOOB"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it.

LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO.

excuse me, what?

That guy has to be high.

"Why should I play with henchman, People are much smarter"
^You wish.

In Rata just now, a guy was spamming "Paying someone 25k to teach me how to W/N raptor farm". I just messaged him that on PVXwiki.com there is a full description of the build, equipment, and technique and there is a link to a great youtube video by Doombox that walks through the whole thing. The guy never replies so I messaged him if he checked the link out yet and saw that he was ignoring me. I guess he thought I was actually going to try to collect money from him for my single pm "lesson" and that he was scamming me... lol.

Speaking of Rata Sum, that place seems to be the new GTOB when it comes to idiots. There is always an ongoing debate about farmers who insist that standing around waiting to fill a party with leechers is going to magically make them more money. You also get people who say that it is to make the run faster since leechers can rezone for you. I try to explain publicly that you can force Guild Wars to zone you right by the exit of any outpost if you run outside and then back into the portal but people still argue that it doesn't work. I even had one guy pm me that I can get reported for teaching people how to "exploit a bug in the game". :facepalm:

/zrank is a PvE title.

every title is a PvE title since you can sync or buy glad/champ/codex/hero points =)

back to topic:
"WTB REQ13 TORMENTED SHIELD" and other sh** like that...