What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Outerworld

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Originally Posted by Nekodesu View Post


This isn't really a stupid thing? Maybe in some peoples eyes but I found it rather cute. I should have let him join xD
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Earlier today I saw this whilst doing the ZM;


HigherMinion

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I had to kick some pugs for Melonni. Some pugs told me to kick someone, so I kicked them. One raged, one was k about it.

P.S. Tanor's "massive damage" was Ursan.

Del

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post


I had to kick some pugs for Melonni. Some pugs told me to kick someone, so I kicked them. One raged, one was k about it.

P.S. Tanor's "massive damage" was Ursan.
I love how asspained he was over not getting into a pug.

VikingHaag

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Not getting in a PUG is rather painfull..... bunch of common players taking a hero (Tahlkora) over a real player.....i was glad to see em try 3 times

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Today we were all talkin in guild chat and I said I was going to go farm. I was then asked how you could keep up with crops if guild wars was an instants-area type game, and here you get farming items. (I'm guessing seeds?)

Flint Lightning

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Was selling Q7 15^50 sword

Elnino

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Could have just informed him of his mistake. Would have made you look less of an ass, imo.

HigherMinion

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You didn't seem to make it clear it was inscribable.

ANDY of GW

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random: Hello there, this is my 1st rt/ne and im trying to find those slutty outfits that showlots of skinand the

random: tattos on the rt ladys where should i go to getsuch armor to get dat look?

me: ...

me: you friend are effing strange

random: wtf ever, your the weired one to even think along w/e lines you are thinking, im just want to expose

random: tattos its just a game calm down geez sry to bother freak geek

random: probies like your self ruin good games like this go grab ur selg a life sorry to even both you with a s

random: simple question

me: oh i was more than happy to help you, but you just went on and on

random: ofcourse after you started talking trash like ua big man

me: you're acting so defensive for no reason...

random: yup sick and tired of ppl like ur self being a smart ass



Quoted as from my chat with the guy, i have noooo idea

Outerworld

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ANDY of GW View Post
random: Hello there, this is my 1st rt/ne and im trying to find those slutty outfits that showlots of skinand the

random: tattos on the rt ladys where should i go to getsuch armor to get dat look?

me: ...

me: you friend are effing strange

random: wtf ever, your the weired one to even think along w/e lines you are thinking, im just want to expose

random: tattos its just a game calm down geez sry to bother freak geek

random: probies like your self ruin good games like this go grab ur selg a life sorry to even both you with a s

random: simple question

me: oh i was more than happy to help you, but you just went on and on

random: ofcourse after you started talking trash like ua big man

me: you're acting so defensive for no reason...

random: yup sick and tired of ppl like ur self being a smart ass



Quoted as from my chat with the guy, i have noooo idea
He had a valid reason to be defensive (granted it was an overraction), considering you openly called him strange.

ANDY of GW

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Well im sorry if somebody speaking in some form of messed up english asking me on how to make his characters slutty and exposed is strange...


p.s - not saying that my english is 100%, but that entire conversation was difficult to make proper sense of for the majority. Also that conversation went much longer than i cared to type for.

Outerworld

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Originally Posted by ANDY of GW View Post
Well im sorry if somebody speaking in some form of messed up english asking me on how to make his characters slutty and exposed is strange...


p.s - not saying that my english is 100%, but that entire conversation was difficult to make proper sense of for the majority. Also that conversation went much longer than i cared to type for.
Regardless, you could have easily suggested looking at the list of armours on wiki or better yet; ignored it and save yourself the hassle.

Fay Vert

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Now we have people posting in this thread proof of how stupid they themselves can be? Interesting twist.

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Originally Posted by Outerworld View Post
Regardless, you could have easily suggested looking at the list of armours on wiki or better yet; ignored it and save yourself the hassle.
like i mentioned, the conversation went on much longer than i cared to type, so don't assume things were or were not said between me and the guy, i just posted a small section of it because i found it funny. this page is about having light hearted fun no?

Outerworld

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Originally Posted by ANDY of GW View Post
like i mentioned, the conversation went on much longer than i cared to type, so don't assume things were or were not said between me and the guy, i just posted a small section of it because i found it funny. this page is about having light hearted fun no?
I'm not assuming anything really. Other than his poor english nothing you quoted was that stupid tbh.

Nekodesu

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Originally Posted by Outerworld View Post
I'm not assuming anything really. Other than his poor english nothing you quoted was that stupid tbh.
I found personally what that dude about the ritualist said was sorta retarded to say. Why would this guy wanna know he likes to fap to 3D characters or even help him out with that? Maybe thats what he found stupid about it.

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I found personally what that dude about the ritualist said was sorta retarded to say. Why would this guy wanna know he likes to fap to 3D characters or even help him out with that? Maybe thats what he found stupid about it.
He didn't say "I NEED SOME WANK MATERIAL GAIZ HELP ME", he just asked how to make his char look a certain way. No mention of him wanting to fap over it is actually mentioned so that really can't be assumed. Also having a personal preference different to yours isn't stupid, each to their own as they say.

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Originally Posted by Elnino View Post
Could have just informed him of his mistake. Would have made you look less of an ass, imo.
I am an ass. You aren't aware of the amount of these idiots I get day in day out. I want to play on my other acc not sit there teaching the meaning of life to nubs. Sry but you can do that if you like.

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Originally Posted by HigherMinion View Post
You didn't seem to make it clear it was inscribable.
He new it was old school it was in the ad I sent him as he asked so he could read the whole thing.

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Originally Posted by Fay Vert View Post
Now we have people posting in this thread proof of how stupid they themselves can be? Interesting twist.
Pretty funny eh? lawl

Swingline

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Originally Posted by Elnino View Post
Could have just informed him of his mistake. Would have made you look less of an ass, imo.
I know the person hes talking about as I have had run ins with him before and it seems that persons IQ and belt size are the same number.

Nekodesu

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Originally Posted by Outerworld View Post
He didn't say "I NEED SOME WANK MATERIAL GAIZ HELP ME", he just asked how to make his char look a certain way. No mention of him wanting to fap over it is actually mentioned so that really can't be assumed. Also having a personal preference different to yours isn't stupid, each to their own as they say.
He asked for the most sluttiest armor. Yes I do asume. And I don't feel bad about it. Really.

Just before anybody trolls; That doesn't mean what he does is not right. If he do however wank over 3D characters I don't care, as long as ofc he wouldn't push it on me.

ThiaTheMuse

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Is there some rule somewhere that states that you must insult the build of the person that has killed you over and over and over again? I mean, I will fully admit that I suck at PvP, and was using a build that I literally wandered in with, but it's still hard to hear them talk with all that dirt in their mouths.

It wasn't even like I was hunting her or anything, she kept coming to me. THE WHOLE MATCH! Literally, all I did was stand in front of the purple quarry and kill her every time she, a lone Me/E, would charge me, a W/R with a controlled quarry at her back. All she did was call me a noob, tell me to go back to FA...ok lady, let's see if this next trip to the rez shrine manages to chill you out.

Who knows...maybe she secretly wanted me or something...Hey! Don't look at me like that! A girl can dream, can't she?

Tommy's

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I know the person hes talking about as I have had run ins with him before and it seems that persons IQ and belt size are the same number.
He'd better gain some weight then

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Originally Posted by ThiaTheMuse View Post
Is there some rule somewhere that states that you must insult the build of the person that has killed you over and over and over again? I mean, I will fully admit that I suck at PvP, and was using a build that I literally wandered in with, but it's still hard to hear them talk with all that dirt in their mouths.

It wasn't even like I was hunting her or anything, she kept coming to me. THE WHOLE MATCH! Literally, all I did was stand in front of the purple quarry and kill her every time she, a lone Me/E, would charge me, a W/R with a controlled quarry at her back. All she did was call me a noob, tell me to go back to FA...ok lady, let's see if this next trip to the rez shrine manages to chill you out.

Who knows...maybe she secretly wanted me or something...Hey! Don't look at me like that! A girl can dream, can't she?
some people can't fathom the idea that some people are actually better than them. If they die to you they will call you out no matter what because in their mind there is no possible way you should have been able to kill them. If you have a build they have never seen before, they will call it bad. If you have an established build, they will call it a wiki build. If you beat them by interrupting their skills they will try to say you are randomly spamming interrupts and are bad. It is best just to ignore them.

RedDog91

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Originally Posted by ThiaTheMuse View Post
~snip~
some people are just weird.
I had a similar run-in while in JQ. I capped a shrine just as a player from the other team ran up to attack me. I turned around and attacked and the rangers from the shrine did the same. Upon dying, the guy called me a noob and said that I only capped the shrine so that I could fight him 4v1...
yes, the ONLY reason I capped the shrine was so that I could 4v1 you. It had nothing to do with the fact that my team needed that shrine to attack the Juggernaut or anything like that.

Swingline

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You think people would be more careful with q8 stuff >.>

byteme!

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You think people would be more careful with q8 stuff >.>
I would have said the same thing if I wanted to get rid of you and end the conversation asap. =p

Fate Crusher

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DoA run - I was the other monk... Had to basically guide him for the entire run, tell him when to remove hex off imba, shouted at him when we were against dream riders because his solution was to spam heal party and then complain about energy/getting rupted (not like he has Patient or anything....)... Worst run ever.

What scared me was that he was confused over which one to use.... haha. And he was "part of one of the top SC guilds"

Swingline

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I would have said the same thing if I wanted to get rid of you and end the conversation asap. =p
That makes no sense to say he sold it to the merchant. It only take 2 words, sold it, and we go our separate ways.

Xiaquin

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That makes no sense to say he sold it to the merchant. It only take 2 words, sold it, and we go our separate ways.
What would be the fun in that?

Swingline

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What would be the fun in that?
kind of a sad attempt at trolling.

Fidelity

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Chocobo1

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Some people still never fail to amuse me.
ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Some people still never fail to amuse me.
Mabey he was spelling haven't wrong and ment have been either way "borrowing" Zkeys is a dumb thing to say.

RedDog91

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"Don't trust anyone that wants to open a trade with you." is a lesson I try very hard to ingrain into the mind of every new player I see.

thedarkmarine

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Originally Posted by Swingline View Post
kind of a sad attempt at trolling.
someone is bitter. this is quite stupid and amusing

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Some people still never fail to amuse me.
LOL
At least he is an honest Douchbag....

chuckles79

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Dumbest thing ever said, was last night in FA.
This also doubles as the dumbest thing I've ever seen (and I've seen some stupidity beyond imagine).
We were on the Kurzick side and a ranger starts spamming sprits, ranger spirits.
Then he drops Edge of Extinction.

Now I don't want to inspire some luxons who might not be in the know, but EoE is a great way to roll the Kurzicks.

I kept pinging the spirit and the first stupid thing was said "I see it, stop bragging about it"
Because this guy (warrior of course :P) thought that I as a Rt-A was bragging about laying EoE.

The match progressed and the guy kept relaying EoE (1 minute in and they were all over us because our NPCs died quickly). I was ST spirit spam and I took time out to spell it out to him.

His response (wait for it)....."It's ok, they are mine!"

some people are too stupid for words.

Del

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A friend of mine started rolling this nature spirit e denial build with famine to screw with kurz monks, she tells me it actually works pretty nicely, even though her teammates whine about it pretty hard.

HigherMinion

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A friend of mine started rolling this nature spirit e denial build with famine to screw with kurz monks, she tells me it actually works pretty nicely, even though her teammates whine about it pretty hard.
haha. I actually got raged at and REPORTED for running such a bar. Sore losers, my team. Hate a challenge.

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Dumbest thing ever said, was last night in FA.
This also doubles as the dumbest thing I've ever seen (and I've seen some stupidity beyond imagine).
We were on the Kurzick side and a ranger starts spamming sprits, ranger spirits.
Then he drops Edge of Extinction.

Now I don't want to inspire some luxons who might not be in the know, but EoE is a great way to roll the Kurzicks.

I kept pinging the spirit and the first stupid thing was said "I see it, stop bragging about it"
Because this guy (warrior of course :P) thought that I as a Rt-A was bragging about laying EoE.

The match progressed and the guy kept relaying EoE (1 minute in and they were all over us because our NPCs died quickly). I was ST spirit spam and I took time out to spell it out to him.

His response (wait for it)....."It's ok, they are mine!"

some people are too stupid for words.
have you tried explaining to him that environmental spirits affect both friends and enemies or were you too busy posting in this thread?