What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

I found this incredibly funny for some reason.

Doing Slaver's HM, and we were approaching one of the Summit mobs.
"Oh my God I'm lagging"
... but the mob is already aggro'ed and is rushing in ...
"I can't micro my heroes, we're going to wipe!!"
And then we really DID wipe. Lol! What a prediction!

BRB my dog is humping the neighbor boy

rofl to funny. this happened to me a few weeks ago. i was on para town hopping to sell stuff so i landed in aed dis 1 la. im just standing there when out of the blue i start getting weird whsps. whsps along the line your cute,are you a girl, you wanna chat with a real man or do more then chat. I was like O.o o.O. ;oo; makes me wonder how sad that guys life must have been to hit on someone ingame. xD

In Kamadan about a year ago, I saw this on trade chat:

"WTS Butfull Sunder 20/20"



I pm'd him, apparently he meant "Beautiful", but yeah. I lol'd.

This one's from PUGging today's Z-Bounty (you know, the one with all the frogs):

ehhhhh...you may have to explain that to me xD xD but hey guys, on oct 6 is Tihark Orichard for ZM, so take a screenie of anyone being serious (not trolling) on "lfg for zm!"

i think its because they didnt want to die over and over on the shrine. and lols yeah i always see at "least" one person looking for a group for tihark or a run. xD

Guys, I'm tired of doing Tihark can someone please give me a run there?

Jokes apart, I don't know if it classifies as stupid, but some time ago in GToB someone was LFG for...you guess what...WoW are there parties so difficult to find that someone needs to log on another game to get one?

just now in la aed dis 1 and the brat is still their is spamming in trade; wtb nuclear bomb to wipe the 40 yr old virgins in this game then he added my name when i laughed at him. ironic he said in local after telling me to stfu he is 13. wow kids need to get a life or his mommy need to yank him off the game. xD

edit: feel free to come and laugh at him too.

Blue's rants in Random arena europe english 1. nuff said

trying to sell my red rock candy this war said he'll buy. then he tried the money amount scam on me. now he is begging for money in all chat. rofl people these days.

I just found this priceless gem in ascalon american dist:
The stupid person is marked with red, the rest are comments from other people.

That's obviously a troll.

Random doomsayer: "ATTENTION! There are no new players in Guild wars."

Followed by 6-8 people saying "I'm new".

Doesn't make it any less stupid.

O god I could have had fun with that xD

Bored, so I decided to roll a new character.

Overheard in Pre-Searing chat:

"I'm an Ele/Mo, where should I put my attribute points"

"You should max out energy storage because an ele running out of energy is dead in the water."

(Of course an ele not doing any damage is dead in the water too...)

Lol, that's hilarious xD. I can just imagine the mo/me leaving the party after saying that.

Or..he only then noticed a destroyer of deeds (= interrupter) had spawned which makes him unable to complete his run (the interrupts...) so he just died, probably asked all to resign, and retried.

So I'm in Kamadan selling stuff fun right then someone pms me I buy 14 for 97k then he puts up 97g everyone knows that scam. The funny part was I wasn't even selling ectos I was selling spear mods like furious and enchanting mods I mean really if you're gonna try to scam at least get the right person.

Ah,ok, I get it. Probably noticed deeds. I was thinking he died and blamed it on being interrupted, even though a deeds wasn't near by.