Most Annoying Quests.

Lint

Lint

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

In a house....

bleh

Post Your Most Annoyed quests:

Mine has to be "Blood And Smoke"
The reason is that your have to go all the way to the falls to talk to dark oak, do back to Ventari's Reguge, then go to the dark Oak Again..

Lord Iowerth

Lord Iowerth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Atlanta, GA (#guildwarsguru FTW!)

Biscuit Of Dewm [MEEP]

R/Mo

That's definitely an annoying one, although my vote goes for: "The Last Hog" in Kryta where you have to painfully maneuver that stupid pig all the way back to the Ascalon settlement, whilst stopping to fight ettins, and then afterwords trying to figure out where the little porker went off to.

It's not a long quest, it's not a difficult quest: but damn It's annoying. Too bad it usually gives good skills as quest reward, or i'd forget it altogether.

broodijzer

broodijzer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

void

Mo/

yeah that quest sucked. I've never done it, but a guildie needed help with it. took us much longer than I expected, if I'd know that I would have done dropping eaves first, hadn't done that yet, now I have blood and smoke active while I've done the quest

cities of ascalon sucks too, especially the ruins of surmia part. without prince rurik it would've been so much easier.. now you have to kill everything.

Grasping Darkness

Grasping Darkness

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

any mission that has a cut scene that people wont skip...either that or any of the ascention quests that you have to listen to the ghostly 3 pack a day smoker speak...does the swinging arm girl in the free ipod ad abouve count?

VGJustice

VGJustice

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

Tyria, cappin' ur bosses

Boston Guild [BG]

R/W

^ That's just annoying people.

I vote for "Last Hog". Middle of nowhere, pretty good rewards, and really annoying mob spawns. I'm so glad I figured out how to get that pig to go where I want him to.

dr1zz one

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

R/

You can get the hearts before you go talk to the oak. But, i agree, that was an annoying quest.

Villany of Galrath.
Bonus for Dunes of Despair.

SilentAssassin

SilentAssassin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

Remnants of Ascalon, KT alliance

R/N

blood and smoke !! all the way, that was so stupid needing to kill a same place 3 times, bah

Cherno

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Stars of Destiny

E/

Blood and Smoke isn't bad at all.... If you kill the guy on the way down. You can easily do that if you take the path to the left, and then when you get down to talk to the druid you will already have the item.

Most annoying is probably the Helping the Dwarves. You have to go and get the guy, and go back. Then zone and kill the boss and get the plans. And go back. Then zone again and go torch the towers, and go back.

I kind of like doing the pig quest. I am a good wrangler, and as long as you just have one person doing it, and you don't run into Ettins, it is pretty easy.

Mysterious Message is another annoying one because it seems like it never ends.

Duke's Daughter can be very frustrating because sometimes she spawns on that platform behind that huge mass of charr.

Pre searing quest with Devona to wipe out those grawl across the bridge always winds up with a death for me because Devona goes into A.D.D mode and decides to either not attack and admire her hammer or starts attacking random scale along the side.

nirhan shadowmauler

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

potland,oregon

Through the eyes of the dragon [eyes]

E/W

i love the last hog quest. i do it 5 or 6 times a day. i never accept the reward but i do the quest.

aB-

aB-

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Agreed with helping the dwarves. I never actually complete those quests which offer so little exp.

Fantus

Fantus

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2005

Blood and Smoke and the Shiverpeak Mines triple quest

Lowly Peasant

Lowly Peasant

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

I can't stand Helping the Dwarves, maybe if the damn guy wasn't on the other side of the portal so that you didn't have to kill the same mobs every time you have to go back.

Skuld

Skuld

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Thousend Tigers Apund Ur Head [Ttgr]

A/

Familly ties, a lot of work for no reward -_-

KvanCetre

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2005

The Madison Scouts

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grasping Darkness
any mission that has a cut scene that people wont skip...either that or any of the ascention quests that you have to listen to the ghostly 3 pack a day smoker speak...does the swinging arm girl in the free ipod ad abouve count?
So people who haven't seen the cutscenes should skip it so you aren't inconvienced? Sounds a bit selfish imo

Teklord

Teklord

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Lloyd.ab.ca

Lords of All

R/Mo

Wow.. guess people like lazy short quests or something. Most of the ones mentioned here are the nice long ones that actually take some time to complete. Personally I'd like to see more Villiany of Galrath type of quests. The longer the better, it's nice that it actually takes some time and coordination to do. As for Helping the Dwarves when you have to re-zone multiple times... again, at least it takes some time and you actually have to do something to earn the reward. Personally I woudn't mind it if each subsequent time the spawn points changed randomly, and insert a few random bosses. But guess that's just me.

Yeah, people that complain about "People won't skip the cutscene.. I've seen it thousands of times" - now that's annoying. Again to clarify, that's the people complaining about the people that want to watch the cutscenes.

thor hammerbane

thor hammerbane

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dark Side of the Moon

Fat Kids Are Hard To Kid[nap]

Blood and Smoke, Althea's Ashes, Helping the Dwarves...those are my top 3, but mind you i dont do ashes anymore, i buy them for like 50 gold...but back when i did that quest, man i had 60 dp before we finished

MalVeauX

MalVeauX

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

The most annoying quests ever, are the ones where you just have to talk to some fool in some town. Being in town is more annoying than being outside, questing, with all the "LFG! FARM! WTS! WTB!" and the sheer number of people I see.

Of course, I'm a bit sour

Cheers!

Manda Panda

Manda Panda

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Shadow Wanderers

I don't like blood and smoke. It's so long, and I usually like to do longer quests with people rather than henchies, but it's harder to find a group for it than for other long quests (e.g. galrath) so I end up henching it anyway, and its boring.

But the award for most annoying quest has to go to the last hog. It's so aggravating and stupid I've never actually bothered to finish it. It's easier and quicker just to farm gold to buy the skills than to herd that damn pig.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Red Cloaked Deserters. Even the blood and smoke quests are positively enjoyable in contrast.

Altheas Ashes is even fun. Or used to be, before ANet nerfed it and lowered the number of charr and increased the distance between the charr groups.

Inureface

Inureface

Banned

Join Date: Nov 2005

Asian in Lousiana

The Endbringers

R/Me

Everything in the magumma jungle

Ultimate_Gaara

Ultimate_Gaara

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lint

"Blood And Smoke"
This one, I hate this quest.

Across The Battle

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Jersey

W/

Personally, I liked the pig quest. It was the most fun in GW ive ever had.
Silly piggy.

Effendi Westland

Effendi Westland

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Isle of the dead

[DVDF][LDS]

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lint
Post Your Most Annoyed quests:

Mine has to be "Blood And Smoke"
The reason is that your have to go all the way to the falls to talk to dark oak, do back to Ventari's Reguge, then go to the dark Oak Again..
Well you can also go left from start on the middle map, kill the boss, get his bloody heart and then go to Dark Oak.. saves the trip back

For me its the whole helping the dwarves thread

Pevil Lihatuh

Pevil Lihatuh

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Yorkshire, UK

R/Me

any quest around ascalon settlement. Dunno why, I just really hate fighting there. It's ok from beetletun with my ranger coz i solo there anyway, but any of my other chars from any direction, or my ranger from LA I just hate getting there (darn those tengu in that large green area in the middle)

Sir Skullcrasher

Sir Skullcrasher

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

California

15 over 50 [Rare]

W/Mo

everyone must agree with me but all the quests in the jungle areas are a pain in the butt to do!

Plague

Plague

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

N/E

Villainy.

By the way, if no one has mentioned it, in Blood and Smoke, all you have to do is when you get to the next to last zone, whatever it's called, go left and kill the Centaur boss first, and it'll drop the heart. Then proceed as normal. You don't have to make two trips.

Teklord

Teklord

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Lloyd.ab.ca

Lords of All

R/Mo

About the pig quest: you do all realize it is about as hard as snapping two peices of lego together right? If you walk up behind him he will eventually dart off running in exactly the opposite direction to where you are standing. Knowing this it becomes simply simple to 'steer' him in the right direction. Save for the killing of the Ettins that spawn, this quest can be accomplished in under 5 minutes easy.

Unless they've changed things since I've done it...

If you really want practice, go into Pre-searing and help herd all the piggies into the pen there. If you get enough (5 of them), the Farmer guy will give you 25 gold coin! Woot!

Capitan Del Queso

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

Pacific Time Zone

Pheonix Ascension

Another tip for the pig quest: one thing i've found that helps is doing it at the same time as the quest where you collect up devona, mhenlo, and the other goons outside LA. Not only does having them in tow make getting to the ascalon settlement as easy as falling off a log, i've found that having that many more people swarmed behind you seems to help herd the pig in the general direction you want it to go. The times it becomes a major pain in the arse is when the pig reflects off some non-passable corner or point at a ridiculous angle and gets going the wrong damn way! That or stuck on a dead-end precipice area. yeesh.

MadOnion

MadOnion

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Blood and Smoke doesn't take long if you do it right. Just don't take the right (direction) path on the way to dark oak, and instead go down the tree trunk, kill the boss for bloody remains, go back to the old path, speak to dark oak, and you're done.

Age

Age

Hall Hero

Join Date: Jul 2005

California Canada/BC

STG Administrator

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Iowerth
That's definitely an annoying one, although my vote goes for: "The Last Hog" in Kryta where you have to painfully maneuver that stupid pig all the way back to the Ascalon settlement, whilst stopping to fight ettins, and then afterwords trying to figure out where the little porker went off to.

It's not a long quest, it's not a difficult quest: but damn It's annoying. Too bad it usually gives good skills as quest reward, or i'd forget it altogether.
When I read the thread this is the first one to come into my mind I really hated it it would be nice if we could just pick it up and doing it with henchies is even a pain and yes Blood and Smoke.

AeroLion

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Everything in Maguuma is pretty easy if you go as a MM. Lots of fleshy enemies = lots of minions and then you just steamroll everything.

My choice would be the Helping the Dwarves trio. Annoying without any challenge.

MMSDome

MMSDome

Raged Out

Join Date: Sep 2005

The mission when you have to use the catapult, i think ruins of surmia. It is so boring and i hate ascalon.

Prefectus

Prefectus

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

New Jeresy

R/

hmmm blood and smoke's not to bad but i dont play the jungle till im lvl 20 and in atleast droks armor i ran it with my w/mo as a solo in lass the 15 min so thats not to bad on my list i would have to say to sorrows furnace for the fact that no one dose the quests to beat it other then oro and then when you LFG for it youre shuned becuse youre eather a "noob" and wearing fow armor and being called a noob angers me or youre shuned for youre build becuse youre not a stance tank or becuse youre a nuker...so in short to sorows furnace becuse of the people.

Clusmas

Clusmas

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Brisbane, Australia

n/a

Anything with devourers.

Riotact

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

Australia

Elite Renegades

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grasping Darkness
any mission that has a cut scene that people wont skip...either that or any of the ascention quests that you have to listen to the ghostly 3 pack a day smoker speak...does the swinging arm girl in the free ipod ad abouve count?
I dont mind if people watch the cutscene, it can b long and boring if u have seen em like 50 times but i watched every cutscene the 1st time so i dont mind if others do either.

The Renegade Healer

Academy Page

Join Date: Feb 2006

NYC

Go Hoax Yourself [HOAX]

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
Red Cloaked Deserters. Even the blood and smoke quests are positively enjoyable in contrast.
Doubling this one. Bringing the first one back to camp (Torin, IIRC) is a huge pain, he always finds some way to die. I always clear a path for him so there's no way for him to die while I'm bringing him back, but I swear he goes out of his way to get himself killed. Last time he attacked some group of devourers that I didn't even notice on my radar, even though I passed that area twice. I stopped to let him and the henchies catch up, and noticed he wasn't behind me, ran back to see his last breath before he died

Also, the other one (that you kill) is really out of the way. Most of the ascalon quests are in the same general area and you could do them in one go, but the second part of this quest is out of the way.

bam23

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Everything in Maguuma Jungle. Devourers coming out of the ground and spiders coming down from the sky gets very annoying and old.

The only thing I like about Maguuma Jungle is the end of Wisdom of the Druids. That waterfall is awesome.

koneko

Site Contributor

Join Date: Sep 2005

38??16′ N 140??52′ E

Mo/Me

Defend North Kryta Province.

Of all the stupid silly quests in the game, it takes the cake as being the "most annoying."

a) It's difficult to find a group in Lion's Arch where you're supposed to start the quest (party of six)
b) Therefore, everyone decides to start from ToA (party of eight), where it also takes forever to find a group
c) You'll need someone run backwards to Bergen Hot Springs/Lion's Arch if you start from ToA, and that takes forever
d) When your party gets kicked back to Lion's Arch, someone always /ragequits the 8/6 party thus making it not much better than if you had just started from Lion's Arch in the first place
e) PUGs tend to not follow the plan that everyone had agreed upon before talking to Captain Greywind
f) It's a really long and boring quest with waves and waves of plants

Gunz Blazing Smile

Gunz Blazing Smile

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Blood and Smoke is so EASY compared to some of the long boring Defend quests. I say the most annoy quest I have done has to be the Sorrow's Furnace Quest with the Preist. Have at least two people defending him and the rest of the group dies for some dumb reason. Because of Oro quest that people farm (which everyone can get), no real groups for the other quests start up on the spot or anytime soon. Had to finally get my guild mates involved to do it. Had to pull some string but guild mates finally helped.

As for Blood and Smoke, take the left path. Unless they fixed it the boss still drops those dumb hearts as far as I know of.

Kool Pajamas

Kool Pajamas

Forge Runner

Join Date: Aug 2005

Maryland

Mage Elites [MAGE]

Family Ties. They walk so slow....