I had a W/N in my group in THK who decided it would be a good idea to:
1. Wear presearing armor
2: Wield a staff
3: Spam deathly swarm and occasionaly endure pain (He wasn't tanking or taking any damage at all for that matter, as soon as he did take the slightest scratch he was dead thanks to his armor)
Seriously, how can you get that far in the game and have that little of a clue?
The Dumbest Things You've Seen A Profession Do
Dr Strangelove
Tarkin
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Originally Posted by jackie
E/Mo with hammer yes, tanking with some smite spells and using heal area while fighting. I don't know if he did that on purpose because it's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen
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Wretchman Drake
Seeing a Wammo with a Staff actually monk our team, and somehow he did pretty good. Word of Healing, Healing Breeze, Dwayna's Kiss... Heal Sig for himself, Watch Yourself... Quite sad.
twicky_kid
Mo/E with meteor shower and firestorm at THK
Sekkira
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Originally Posted by Avarre
Spamming wastrel's worry...
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Monk:
Illusion based, using nothing from their primary. Conjure Phantasm ftw.
BiP battery. Our tank needs energy on a constant basis.
Warrior:
Using shields up while tanking.
Mesmer:
Pretty much any mesmer with even the slightest superiority issue. Usually means they're overcompensating.
Necromancer:
Anyone with N/W that uses a melee weapon. Okay, so it's probably understandable in pre searing and maybe Ascalon, but they should wisen up.
Ranger:
Same as above. Don't charge in, you don't have the armour for it and with that mentality, you didn't think of the stances to bring to possible tank either.
Elementalist:
Anyone who thinks that energy storage can compensate for the missing primary attribute for their secondary. Minion Master and Healers are the most common. (healers are understandable if you haven't got a primary monk or you doubt the competancy of them)
Oh and: http://foshata.com/?fsh=RR0
take_me
PvE:
- Ele using Fire Storm (in general) or Meteor Shower on Moving units
- Monk in FoW party as a 55.
- Another Monk in FoW returning the book, while 7 others start screaming: "Stop!"
- Warrior with Heal Area and no Res Signet
- Me/Mo with Axe and Shield in FoW
- Ele using Fire Storm (in general) or Meteor Shower on Moving units
- Monk in FoW party as a 55.
- Another Monk in FoW returning the book, while 7 others start screaming: "Stop!"
- Warrior with Heal Area and no Res Signet
- Me/Mo with Axe and Shield in FoW
B Ephekt
A level 20 MM raising level 8 minions(not fiends, not horrors - minions), even after we informed him that we had an MM and asked him to not use corpses. He ended up rage quitting and PM spamming my Guildie and I for a few minutes.
Defend Droks - I'm healing, our fire ele keeps dying after only a few hits. She quickly accumulates -60Dp and calls out "My health is 1 of 1." I thought she was trying to be a 55 ele, well she wasn't, but still had 5 superior runes for some reason. I quit healing her shortly after that, and she finally called the bonder and I noobs and rage quit.
A necro in Thirsty River with a carpace shield and Fellblade.
UW... asian 55 monks who can't communicate beyond map pings, or the ones who always die. What's worse is when I go as monk with pug necros, and they somehow manage to die faster than the crappy 55s. /sigh
Idiot who stand in maelstrom and complain about being interrupted.
Fire Islands - monk standing in the seal, complaining about having no energy.
When I'm healing and I call out that I'm low on energy and the tanks go and aggro everything, die, then bitch at the monks.
Defend Droks - I'm healing, our fire ele keeps dying after only a few hits. She quickly accumulates -60Dp and calls out "My health is 1 of 1." I thought she was trying to be a 55 ele, well she wasn't, but still had 5 superior runes for some reason. I quit healing her shortly after that, and she finally called the bonder and I noobs and rage quit.
A necro in Thirsty River with a carpace shield and Fellblade.
UW... asian 55 monks who can't communicate beyond map pings, or the ones who always die. What's worse is when I go as monk with pug necros, and they somehow manage to die faster than the crappy 55s. /sigh
Idiot who stand in maelstrom and complain about being interrupted.
Fire Islands - monk standing in the seal, complaining about having no energy.
When I'm healing and I call out that I'm low on energy and the tanks go and aggro everything, die, then bitch at the monks.
Naxohs Seralna
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Originally Posted by Grais
Get a life, quit trying to make yourself feel better by putting other people down. Thats is all you are doing with these stupid trolls disguised as 'harmless fun', half the shit described could be one time mistakes. You all sound like idiots to me.
When do you all get the time to sit and monitor the other players use of skills ? Ill tell you when, when you are lying on the ground dead. Learn to play for yourself and quit worrying about the mistakes others make(blaming them for own your inadequacies), and maybe you'll quit making so many yourself, then maybe, just maybe you'll stay alive a little longer next time. |
Fred Kiwi
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Originally Posted by Buzzer
A warrior used Signet of Midnight against me.
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Metanoia
PvE,
Ranger. Bringing Greater Conflagration in a mass-Warriors + Order-Necro party. It was on a Ring of Fire mission, too.
PvP,
Monk. Bringing the 55 build into RA is just plain silly to begin with. You either die within seconds or you just tank... unless you're this smart cookie who was too busy trash talking to re-cast Protective Spirit against an all Warrior team. To give you some idea of the time frame, let's just say I think he only cast Protective Spirit once during the match. It was "haha, noob warriors can't ki-- dead.
Ranger. Bringing Greater Conflagration in a mass-Warriors + Order-Necro party. It was on a Ring of Fire mission, too.
PvP,
Monk. Bringing the 55 build into RA is just plain silly to begin with. You either die within seconds or you just tank... unless you're this smart cookie who was too busy trash talking to re-cast Protective Spirit against an all Warrior team. To give you some idea of the time frame, let's just say I think he only cast Protective Spirit once during the match. It was "haha, noob warriors can't ki-- dead.
TheMadKingGeorge
i 55d tombs in random party lol i took out the ghos tand half the iway party the fing noobs
Senator Tom
w/r with kindle arrows and he didnt even use a bow
B Ephekt
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Originally Posted by Metanoia
Monk. Bringing the 55 build into RA is just plain silly to begin with. You either die within seconds or you just tank... unless you're this smart cookie who was too busy trash talking to re-cast Protective Spirit against an all Warrior team. To give you some idea of the time frame, let's just say I think he only cast Protective Spirit once during the match. It was "haha, noob warriors can't ki-- dead.
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Of course I was just goofing off...
Lady Lozza
Warrior - continuing to attack a monk when they have SoJ on them. *rolls eyes* A guildy of mine does this (cyclone axe :s )constantly when he tanks the smites in UW, and then he wonders why he dies.
A monk running martyr + purge conditions in HA - and the warrior who said it was necessary for the monk to run this combo.
IW mesmer continuing to attack AFTER all his enchants have been stripped, then wondering why he is doing zero damage.
Ranger - bring pet without actually making use of it - or healing it. Then complaining when their skills are blacked out, and that the monks can't res it.
Ele trying to play an interrupt mesmer
Necro with skills and attributes spread accross more than 3 attributes and no points in SR, and always spamming the channel for energy.
A monk running martyr + purge conditions in HA - and the warrior who said it was necessary for the monk to run this combo.
IW mesmer continuing to attack AFTER all his enchants have been stripped, then wondering why he is doing zero damage.
Ranger - bring pet without actually making use of it - or healing it. Then complaining when their skills are blacked out, and that the monks can't res it.
Ele trying to play an interrupt mesmer
Necro with skills and attributes spread accross more than 3 attributes and no points in SR, and always spamming the channel for energy.
Lars Wool
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Originally Posted by Naxohs Seralna
Seems like the sword wielding N/W from SF and FoW has signed up to fight back!
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SnoopJeDi
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Originally Posted by Metanoia
PvE,
Ranger. Bringing Greater Conflagration in a mass-Warriors + Order-Necro party. It was on a Ring of Fire mission, too. |
Warrior - Don't get jealous just because I have sprint to zoom off! Omg slow nubs. Also bringing 3-4 stances and activating them all at the same time.
Ranger - No points in expertise.
Monk - Failing to understand that Signet of Devotion costs no energy, and is therefore a great emanagement skill. Also counting myself....forming a group with my usual "show me your infused armor" advertisement in Abbadon's Mouth....Forgot to infuse my non-farming armor.
MMSDome
it must be when monks run to the front of a well organized group and think they will 55 everything in FoW and then they die. I hate this 
The Real Roy Keane
Warrior: Was teamed with a W/E that ran Armour of Earth. (self snare ftw)
Ranger: The UW trappers who come to PvP, lay down a stack of traps from the beginning of battle, and try to aggro real people with their longbows.
Elementalist: An air Ele who spammed Blinding Flash on my monk until he died.
Monk: Bow wielding Mo/R's with Strength of Honour seem to be in vogue these days in RA..
Necromancer: 55 Order necros in HA..
Mesmer: When playing as a Warrior, I had an E Surger run a thorough energy denial on me for the duration of the fight.
Ranger: The UW trappers who come to PvP, lay down a stack of traps from the beginning of battle, and try to aggro real people with their longbows.
Elementalist: An air Ele who spammed Blinding Flash on my monk until he died.
Monk: Bow wielding Mo/R's with Strength of Honour seem to be in vogue these days in RA..
Necromancer: 55 Order necros in HA..
Mesmer: When playing as a Warrior, I had an E Surger run a thorough energy denial on me for the duration of the fight.
Metanoia
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Originally Posted by SnoopJeDi
I really hope, for your sake, that it wasn't Hell's Precipice.
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maddkrayziej
mesmer/necro with an axe...not iw...
SnoopJeDi
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Originally Posted by Metanoia
It was, actually.
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Rogmar
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Originally Posted by Diablo™
Warriors using offhands and trying to be casters.
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sarcasteak
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Originally Posted by Rogmar
I see something wrong with the "trying to be casters" part but not with the offhand...
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(Yes yes, Rush is favorable to Sprint, but I prefer reliability)
noice1
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Originally Posted by Lady Lozza
Ele trying to play an interrupt mesmer
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Theos
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Originally Posted by SnoopJeDi
I lol'ed.
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Mr D J
RA: W/N using Life Transfer
RA: W/Mo with Fissure armor using Mending + Watchful spirit
RA: People furiosly blinding my IW mesmer
RA: Warrior using flurry with SS on him, killing the whole group
Tombs: 55 Monk tried 55ing VS our Ranger Spike lol
R/Me with bow skills using ether feast in RA again
Oh, and the dumbest one W/R with Read The Wind and axe lol
My conclussion is all noobs live in RA, especially prebuild palladins
RA: W/Mo with Fissure armor using Mending + Watchful spirit
RA: People furiosly blinding my IW mesmer
RA: Warrior using flurry with SS on him, killing the whole group
Tombs: 55 Monk tried 55ing VS our Ranger Spike lol
R/Me with bow skills using ether feast in RA again
Oh, and the dumbest one W/R with Read The Wind and axe lol
My conclussion is all noobs live in RA, especially prebuild palladins
pintpointfive
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Originally Posted by Guild Wars Guild of the Week
Handle: Healer of K O E
Location: Texas, USA Gaming Background: RPGs, FPS Preferred Character: My primary character is a Mesmer/Necromancer using: Dwyana's Kiss, Heal Other, Healing Breeze, Offering of Blood, Heal Party, Holy Veil, Mend Ailment, and Rebirth. I like to heal people or be there when someone needs help (because most of the missions or quests practically require at least one Monk). |
Either the worst or most amazing Me/N I've ever seen.
The Renegade Healer
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Originally Posted by pintpointfive
http://www.guildwars.com/community/g...elosthaven.php
Either the worst or most amazing Me/N I've ever seen. |
Where da Hax @? I bet that Me/N gets Divine favor bonuses as well as fast casting.
Phaern Majes
PvE:
Warrior: W/Mo trying to play monk rather than warrior.
Ranger: Trapping.....(with exception to UW).
Elementalist: Full Water ele... give it a rest
Necro: Sac'ed themselves mid mission because they thought it was over.
Mesmer: yet to see a bad mesmer.
Monk: A monk who "forgot" to mention they were all smiting.
PvP:
Warrior: Running a running build
Ranger: Hammer ranger... I ranger in pvp, hammer rangers are just gay. If you want to warrior than just warrior. Don't give Rangers a bad name just cause you don't want to be called a Wammo.
Elementalist: Trying to spike a ranger.... Ranger armor = ele defense... dumb first target for a spike group.
Necro: yet to see a bad necro in pvp.
Mesmer: Ragequit...seriously hard enough for ya to get a group anyways no?
Monk: 55ing in PvP. <---- I agree with this one.
Warrior: W/Mo trying to play monk rather than warrior.
Ranger: Trapping.....(with exception to UW).
Elementalist: Full Water ele... give it a rest
Necro: Sac'ed themselves mid mission because they thought it was over.
Mesmer: yet to see a bad mesmer.
Monk: A monk who "forgot" to mention they were all smiting.
PvP:
Warrior: Running a running build
Ranger: Hammer ranger... I ranger in pvp, hammer rangers are just gay. If you want to warrior than just warrior. Don't give Rangers a bad name just cause you don't want to be called a Wammo.
Elementalist: Trying to spike a ranger.... Ranger armor = ele defense... dumb first target for a spike group.
Necro: yet to see a bad necro in pvp.
Mesmer: Ragequit...seriously hard enough for ya to get a group anyways no?
Monk: 55ing in PvP. <---- I agree with this one.
The undead Mesmer
Pve: Ele nuking a insane hard mursaat boss in a ether seal and another boss
-_- (long life fire storm)
War: Getting all our monks killed then kills everything and then leaves...
no PvP moments or PvE moments for the rest ''yet''
-_- (long life fire storm)
War: Getting all our monks killed then kills everything and then leaves...
no PvP moments or PvE moments for the rest ''yet''
Avarre
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Originally Posted by Francis Demeules
Mesmer
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koneko
PvE: Mo/R pulling enemies in Hell's Precipice with a bow even though the group has a ranger.
(oh, wait, that's me)
(oh, wait, that's me)
LordMahal
A warrior using I will avenge you... when nothing was dead.
A N/R using only ranger bow skills... Im not sure why.
A R/W (runner) using sprint and charge not escape etc...
An Elem... saying nuker lfg... come to find out he's packing Air magic.
A tank using Dolyak sig, then casts firestorm... They all ran away and he couldnt keep up.
A N/R using only ranger bow skills... Im not sure why.
A R/W (runner) using sprint and charge not escape etc...
An Elem... saying nuker lfg... come to find out he's packing Air magic.
A tank using Dolyak sig, then casts firestorm... They all ran away and he couldnt keep up.
Avarre
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Originally Posted by LordMahal
An Elem... saying nuker lfg... come to find out he's packing Air magic.
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mega_jamie
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Originally Posted by Lady Lozza
Ranger - bring pet without actually making use of it - or healing it. Then complaining when their skills are blacked out, and that the monks can't res it. |
I was doing Gates of Kryta and had a R/Mo who was LFPing spamming he had poison arrows. I made a point of saying before we went into mission that most things were undead so we shudnt use poison, and took apply poison off my W/R.
5 seconds into mission "I'm using Poison arrow" "ZOMG! it didnt work hax"
he also didnt have any monk stuff except Breeze, now personally I really only ever Monk secondary for the res spells, i tend to be pure + res, it, to me is the major reason for having a monk secondary since you odnt even have to use attribute points for the basic res, so why people fail to take advantage of this and risk loosing just to have Charm Animal in their party is anybodies guess.
Kitty
We were in Fissure yesterday, and the warrior had !3! major absorption runes in his armor. As we asked him why, he said: "We'll, since they don't stack...." 
Lady Lozza
OMG kitty, that one takes the cake !!!!!!!!!!!
Silent Kitty
People should experiment more. Think outside the box, and ignore all who call you noob.
Theos
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Originally Posted by Avarre
Whats wrong with that? :S
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oljomo
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Originally Posted by Metanoia
PvE,
Ranger. Bringing Greater Conflagration in a mass-Warriors + Order-Necro party. It was on a Ring of Fire mission, too. |
are you sure he brought it, or did he just cap it, i which case it is understandable
oljomo