Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by OmgDontDie
LOLZ that was great.

Turbo Wombat

Turbo Wombat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Centeral Texas

Heros of Titans Realm

Me/



What do you bet he still sucks?

Abipto

Abipto

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

Portland, Oregon

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo Wombat


What do you bet he still sucks? 1k.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

I really regret not capping this, but here's somthing I particpated in at Shing Jea Monastary:

Random 'female' Player: Talk dirty to me, best line gets 1k!
Me: I wanna smack your c**t with a shovel
Random 'female' Player (whisper): O_O You win.

Koren of Darkwood

Koren of Darkwood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

New Hampshire

Order of Bahamut

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Witte Was
.."DERKA DERKA MUHAMMED JIHAD".. is a quote from the movie: Team America: World Police. Its pretty funny if you've seen that movie^^ I've seen that move (it was great, btw) but I didn't remember that quote well enough to make the connection. XD

RotteN

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

W/

you obviously haven't watched it very well then "Derka" and "Jihad" are the only words the terrorists throughout the movie use to talk :P

Kruzing Low

Kruzing Low

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

lol

Starburst
S@#$!
..is good candy!

Eragon Dragonslayer

Eragon Dragonslayer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Right Behind You

The Raven Evolution [wvw]

A/

lol...that starburst thing is funny..

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

It IS Good candy.

Bale_Shadowscar

Bale_Shadowscar

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Manchester, England

New Dragons [NDR]



llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

don't u love error7s... .... i laughed at the enemy team for winning... then it turned into tears after seeing the streak that was just ruined ..... damn you anet servers /shakefist

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

You didn't really black anything out I can see it all.

Also I remember when we faced a top guild. We were losing then all of a sudden they got 2-3 Err7 .

We won

He he they thought we used hacks or something but we are just lucky

llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian of the Light
You didn't really black anything out I can see it all.

Also I remember when we faced a top guild. We were losing then all of a sudden they got 2-3 Err7 .

We won

He he they thought we used hacks or something but we are just lucky yea i know i just wanted to not get this post deleted or spanked by admin so i had to do something

Sol_Vie

Sol_Vie

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2005

Boston, MA

Blood Of Orr [BoO]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
I really regret not capping this, but here's somthing I particpated in at Shing Jea Monastary:

Random 'female' Player: Talk dirty to me, best line gets 1k!
Me: I wanna smack your c**t with a shovel
Random 'female' Player (whisper): O_O You win.
Rofl. Oh my Christ... *wets pants*

Quote: Originally Posted by Gwmaster
plz tell me if im wrong but gw isnt out since 2 years... 15 months is 1 year, 3 months. 1 year = 12 months. Math ftw.



This happened ages ago when I was just starting out. Believe it or not the build worked decently.

Well, it was RA...

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

I zoned into the monastery one day and caught this:


Don't know the context or even if the two comments are related...

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Maybe there CAN be peaceful Human/Charr "relations"...

QuixotesGhost

QuixotesGhost

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Very Old Team Arena Silliness.

Sereng Amaranth

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

I control the game.


The whole district was waiting about 20 minutes for the Alliance Battle to start.


I look for randomness wherever I go.


Friendly banter with a Luxon. (I'm Kurzick btw.)

Despondency

Despondency

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

[kF]

W/E


Killaya

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

This is more insane than funny but there is humor in it xD

Backstory: Me (ss necro) and my guildie (tank) went Sunreach farming with a pick-up monk. Guildie dies. I have the monk targeted, watching him when I'm not casting. The only spell he uses the entire time was Healing Seed. Guildie gets mad and has to use healing breeze on himself to stop from dying. We fail horribly. Monk gets mad and leaves. Guildie and I go "WTF" and go back to town to get a better monk. We decide that a bonder would work best. This is what follows:

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
when will people learn Vim-way isn't for the ranked people. It's for the noobs .

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

LOL, u can get a lot of chat funnies in HA, especially with the double fame weekend.

sludderx

sludderx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Multiplay Uk [MPUK]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kruzing Low
that was great.... he kinda gave it away after dont ya think

Zephyr Jackson

Zephyr Jackson

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Kansas

E/Mo

I have a SS of an assasin saying "asassins are good tankers" ill look for it tommorrow.

Ermac

Ermac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Finland

Hoggies fan [club]

N/

Henchway pwns vimway 90% of the time. ;D

Dev121

Dev121

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

^ Not really hench dont realise what damage 12 traps + all stacked can do =P , Vimway teams arent just for noobs you get the typical idiot ones where they run around franticaly just putting traps anywhere but with a expenreice one everyone would ball and make sure HS is up at all times . But Dual smite / balance FTW!
=)

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

Some of you may understand this, most may not
i dont know how 2 get pics up, so hey
Me:Can anyone hold my wood please.
random people: id love to hold your wood
:im the man for the job
:hey, im ur ally
:i can hold your wood for you, but do u trust me,people like me are hard to come across,i am good.

Turbo Wombat

Turbo Wombat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Centeral Texas

Heros of Titans Realm

Me/

Got this one in the Divine Path after we beat Shiro...

xiaotsu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Doomlore Shrine

Just Us Gamers [JUGs]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by onerabbit
Some of you may understand this, most may not
i dont know how 2 get pics up, so hey
Me:Can anyone hold my wood please.
random people: id love to hold your wood
:im the man for the job
:hey, im ur ally
:i can hold your wood for you, but do u trust me,people like me are hard to come across,i am good. That's funny, I get it.

ZomgZergRush

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Altrumm Ruins :o

Swarm of the Zerg [ZERG]

Rt/Me

Magic Find ftw!



GL with that....

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

Yep HA was pretty Crazy

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

Guardian, it's not funny if it's obviously deliberate.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zinger314
Guardian, it's not funny if it's obviously deliberate. I beg to differ. Hamstorm FTW!

Sereng Amaranth

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

hamstorm is pretty funny


but then again, i always call it 'meat shower' instead of meteor shower

M1h4iL

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

Rofl hamstorm, thats good

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

He deserved it.

Foo Foo Cloud

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mercaneries for life [MeRc]

Rt/R

rofl thats funny^

i kinda think hes just playing tho cus ... i mean... how can u not know what that is???

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

ahaha