Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

blaise

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Holland

FeS

E/Me

21 Aug 2006 at 12:38 - 481

lmfao. hyperactive guy

Wtf?Omfg!Bbq!

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Netherlands [Woot]

Looking for a decent one :P

21 Aug 2006 at 12:42 - 482

Lol would that have worked in Ha?

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

22 Aug 2006 at 05:31 - 483

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

22 Aug 2006 at 05:40 - 484

Damn luxons...

this is why I turn local chat off in Ab...

Sister Brianne

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

Twisted Misfits

Mo/Me

22 Aug 2006 at 15:48 - 485

Why would you do such a thing?

All of the silly banter is half the fun!

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

23 Aug 2006 at 03:18 - 486

i met this lvl 12 armourless ele in citadel. i dont have a screen shot, but heres how it went:
The ele kepst spamming all "im cool if u r pm me"
i said in all "we play gw. were not cool"
Him pm'ing me "ur cool if u loan me 4k"
Me: ok
him: really. sweet
Me

k im sending it over by quick trade. press alt f4 to accept
him: very funny. im not a noob
Me: really?
him: ya ur the n00b
/ignore
then i started pm'ing him "if ur not a noob u would ignore me like i did to u.

Knightsaber Sith

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Aug 2006

Few Fallen Heroes [FFH]

W/E

23 Aug 2006 at 04:08 - 487

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giera

Huzzah.

Those are dance dance revolution songs if no one caught that

xiaotsu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Doomlore Shrine

Just Us Gamers [JUGs]

23 Aug 2006 at 04:53 - 488

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Christie

Cannot believe henchman these days. Should be in the biggest jerk thread

Be sure to block out their names!

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

23 Aug 2006 at 19:39 - 489

^guy says hes playing gw since 2 years

plz tell me if im wrong but gw isnt out since 2 years...

vinegrower

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Song of the Forsaken

23 Aug 2006 at 19:58 - 490

here is a conversation I witnessed while in a busy outpost:

sadly he would not believe that it was anything other than hacks.

Koren of Darkwood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

New Hampshire

Order of Bahamut

N/Mo

24 Aug 2006 at 00:03 - 491

I was in Ember Light Camp the other night looking to do Final Blow, and this guy suddenly started spamming:

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

24 Aug 2006 at 00:06 - 492

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koren of Darkwood

I was in Ember Light Camp the other night looking to do Final Blow, and this guy suddenly started spamming:

Good comeback would have been:
... and I've got Signet of Humility! Want to 1v1?

Kakumei

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

Grind is subjective

learn this please

24 Aug 2006 at 00:50 - 493

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwmaster

^guy says hes playing gw since 2 years Where did he say he was playing for two years? All he said was 15 months, which is nowhere near two years. Assuming he's been playing since release, that would mean he's been playing for 15 months now.

Edit: Or wait is that you. Goddammit this marking out names thing makes it confusing.

I still don't see two years anywhere in those screenshots.

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

24 Aug 2006 at 01:30 - 494

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kakumei

Where did he say he was playing for two years? All he said was 15 months, which is nowhere near two years. Assuming he's been playing since release, that would mean he's been playing for 15 months now.

Edit: Or wait is that you. Goddammit this marking out names thing makes it confusing.

I still don't see two years anywhere in those screenshots. im the one who said 15 months... he said it but u can barely see it

sry .
look at the botom of the chat u can some pieces of the "2 years" anyways lol
it was fun

Foo Foo Cloud

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mercaneries for life [MeRc]

Rt/R

24 Aug 2006 at 03:15 - 495

This is how i recruit:

"Join [MeRc] Guild cus we kick ass! and if you dont we'll kick ur ass!"

..........5 members.... and staying steady.

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

24 Aug 2006 at 04:34 - 496

This happened during AB

Red: Our main character, a stupid guy on the Kurzick team
Yellow: Random Luxon
Black: Random Kurzick

Now final pic:
That guy in red costed the Kurzicks the game, he made almost every 1 on the Kurzicks leave.

hadech

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Mo/E

25 Aug 2006 at 06:55 - 497

O_O

The one Casey Squid

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Northeast

Knights Of Thulcandra [KoT]

W/E

25 Aug 2006 at 07:34 - 498

What can I say? I was tad disappointed too

Vladanna Ivy

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Los Angeles, California, U.S.

25 Aug 2006 at 08:37 - 499

I remember being in pre-searing Ascalon when someone wrote:

"WTS LIFE. SLIGHTLY USED. PST FOR OFFER BUT WILL SELL CHEAP!!!"

Witte Was

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Left GW

Proud Member of : Glob of Ectospasm [GoE]

25 Aug 2006 at 09:19 - 500

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koren of Darkwood

I was in Ember Light Camp the other night looking to do Final Blow, and this guy suddenly started spamming:

.."DERKA DERKA MUHAMMED JIHAD".. is a quote from the movie: Team America: World Police. Its pretty funny if you've seen that movie^^

Sagaris

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Netherlands.

25 Aug 2006 at 09:31 - 501

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witte Was

.."DERKA DERKA MUHAMMED JIHAD".. is a quote from the movie: Team America: World Police. Its pretty funny if you've seen that movie^^ I love that movie... There is no 'I' in Team America! Uhh... yes there is.

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

26 Aug 2006 at 03:41 - 502

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwmaster

plz tell me if im wrong but gw isnt out since 2 years... Public beta testing started about 2 years ago. Alpha testing before that.

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

26 Aug 2006 at 03:43 - 503

Quote:

Originally Posted by some guy

That guy in red costed the Kurzicks the game, he made almost every 1 on the Kurzicks leave.

costed???

And no one can 'make' anyone do anything.

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

26 Aug 2006 at 05:07 - 504

well he did piss of a lot of people and yes, some people actually left the game

Taurucis

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The edge of reason

I don't play any more.

W/E

26 Aug 2006 at 20:51 - 505

Possessed Warrior

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Imperial Guards of Vabbi

E/Me

26 Aug 2006 at 22:42 - 506

I was in Alliance Battles with a mesmer and i cast backfire and scourge sacrifice on a touch ranger. He proceeded to say "lol noob backfire doesnt work on touchies" He immediately used offering of blood saccing 40% health and taking 147~ dmg and died.

Paul Mahdi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Fort Worth, Texas

[HS]

N/Me

26 Aug 2006 at 23:04 - 507

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...to-Colbert.jpg

I'm red
victim is blue
and random people that are leveling up are white

karunpav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

26 Aug 2006 at 23:57 - 508

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vladanna Ivy

I remember being in pre-searing Ascalon when someone wrote:

"WTS LIFE. SLIGHTLY USED. PST FOR OFFER BUT WILL SELL CHEAP!!!" Heh... that was me

Kago Seirei

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/W

27 Aug 2006 at 08:13 - 509

<___< I get spammed a lot by those kinda' people making fun of names. Still waiting for my name to be made fun of. ;__;

vinegrower

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Song of the Forsaken

27 Aug 2006 at 08:18 - 510

If you two want to argue with each other, take it somewhere else. I'll ask a moderator to remove both or your posts.

Now, to get this back on track. Here is one taken while I was in House Zu Heltzer:
Guess he got lost.

And another one that I had to share with ArenaNet:
I added him to my friends list before I reported it, he hasn't logged on in a week.

Gwmaster

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada/Quebec

27 Aug 2006 at 08:20 - 511

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kago Seirei

<___< I get spammed a lot by those kinda' people making fun of names. Still waiting for my name to be made fun of. ;__; ok then...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kago