Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

11 Aug 2006 at 14:26 - 401

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saix The Spartan

Note on the first one, i just lost a battle in RA, and that was the first thing i saw when i got back.. I'll sell you free ectos. Just know that they have a 7k "shipping and handling" fee.

axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Pwn Appetit [NJoy]

11 Aug 2006 at 14:51 - 402

Heres one from last night

Yasuda

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Favorable Winds [Gust]

11 Aug 2006 at 15:38 - 403

Dun have a Screen of it anymore but I'll never forget this:

"How do I become Ranger :S"

and then a few mins later..

"Damn! Think I picked Warrior"

blaise

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Holland

FeS

E/Me

11 Aug 2006 at 16:11 - 404

Dont have screen but here it goes

somebody in KC Center spamming Can somebody give me plz 700.
and everybody, was getting tired people were flaming him and some saying
giving 700 gold away exept. [Noobie]
then i said if you can catch me ill give you 1k. then he was running after me in kc for 10min i hade a time of my life. lol

bakabum

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2006

E/Me

11 Aug 2006 at 16:40 - 405

Oh man... if i could post text copies of the conversations that happen on my alliance's ventrilo channel.

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

12 Aug 2006 at 05:30 - 406

Quote:

Originally Posted by bakabum

Oh man... if i could post text copies of the conversations that happen on my alliance's ventrilo channel. Actually I recorded my friend on ts one time when he was a little drunk.

Part 1: http://media.putfile.com/Silly-is-Drunk
Part 2(funnier and longer): http://rapidshare.de/files/23013235/...unk_2.wav.html

Giera

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Internet

12 Aug 2006 at 08:00 - 407

In old Tombs.

Blackhawk

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

12 Aug 2006 at 10:51 - 408

This guy made me laugh, try an english speaking district

znxjanx

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Next to Hugh Hefner

12 Aug 2006 at 11:08 - 409

heres all of the funny things ive seen on a screenshot.. although the best one was in alliance chat, which went about shiro that caused the afflicted through aids and used a special skill for it called: "Condom Rip"
to bad i didnt take a screenie then.. maybe some ppl remember it

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

12 Aug 2006 at 12:18 - 410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giera

In old Tombs.

hehehe, i remember that one

go Ille go

Juno Onuj

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Colorado

I Believe You But My Tommy Gun [Dont]

Mo/

12 Aug 2006 at 13:48 - 411

I lost most of my really good ones do to multiple reformats, but the one I really miss was from 15 months ago. My war was only up to Piken square and there was some guy yelling at Ivor Trueshot asking him how he equiped his weapon in town.

oulape

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

E/Me

12 Aug 2006 at 14:43 - 412

Ok so i was doing an infusion run and this guys was spamming: we are capping barrage right?

But he was the only other ranger and nobody would tell him to calm down, so I starded...lol BTW I'm a girl, you'll understand towards the end.

linh

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mo/

12 Aug 2006 at 14:55 - 413

Quote:

Originally Posted by RotteN

hehehe, i remember that one

go Ille go

Fattie boy retired from GW

Guinevere Ac

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Milano

12 Aug 2006 at 18:53 - 414

Me and a friend of mine, both Master Treasure Hunters (6) have been whispered by a guy firstly pretending to be a.net employe, then just acting like an idion ebayer/willing-to-be-banned guy

just a minute of fun, sending unblanked version to a.net support this is something that really hurt my nerves, guys bitching at someone that plays the game better then them

didn't care about blanking solid shadowgirl's whispers, i know him and he agreed

sludderx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Multiplay Uk [MPUK]

12 Aug 2006 at 19:08 - 415

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juno Onuj

Giera

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Internet

12 Aug 2006 at 19:21 - 416

Quote:

Originally Posted by linhlh

Fattie boy retired from GW

Yeah, shame. Thin Ille was a good player.

vinegrower

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Song of the Forsaken

12 Aug 2006 at 22:42 - 417

Just after the Dragon Festival, I saw someone in Shing Jea trying to sell their dragon mask for 20k. So I inform the district that you cannot use someone else's mask. This is the brief discussion that the scammer and I had:

I guess you can't argue with that logic.

Sgt Gold

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Ohio

My Swivel Chair Goes Up And [Down]

Mo/

13 Aug 2006 at 05:01 - 418

This is a old video of Lulu and friends running the very first FoC spike in tombs. Lulu's comments are classic: hmm i wonder what kind of ele that emo is? desecrate enchanments in 3,2,1...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiOKjd2k-g0

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

13 Aug 2006 at 13:43 - 419

Quote:

Originally Posted by vinegrower

Sasuke The Betrayer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Angeles

Pink Pearl

Mo/Me

13 Aug 2006 at 22:03 - 420

Lol, I'm too lazy to post up a screenshot, so I'll just write their comments

This was in Lions Arch District 1, where I happened to be near a Geartrick Meeting and ended up befriending alot of them (and meeting Derrick) So after the meeting this is what happened

*Weirdo 1 Walks up to a Foreign Seller*
Weirdo 1:Hi, Baby.
Weirdo 1:Foreign Guy (I took out the name), I have something to tell you
Weirdo 1:you made me feel like a man again
Weirdo 1:and, I love that about you...
Weirdo 1:the way you walk, the way you talk
Weirdo 1:that thing you do with your tongue
Weirdo 1:you're just...amazing
Weirdo 1:I love you Foreign Guy, I mean it
Weirdo 1:and, will you marry me?
*Kneels to the foreign male monk*(Btw, Weirdo 1 is a warrior male)
Me: IF YOU LOVED HIM YOU WOULDN'T MAKE SO MANY TYPOS WITH HIS NAME
Weirdo 1:---- YOU, ITS MY LOVE STORY
*Weirdo 1 and Weirdo 2(friend of 1) stand on opposite sides of the monk*
*Weirdo 1 starts dancing*
*Weirdo 2 starts dancing*
Random Guy:Nice, a Foreign Guy sandwhich
Weirdo 1:OMG I WNT 2 --- U SO HARD LOL
Weirdo 1:I want you to nibble on my nipples like they're spicy pepporoni
*Weirdo 1 points at a level 11 warrior with ascalon armor(named beginner, for forum rule purposes)*
Weirdo 1:Hey Beginner, you have one hell of a set of abs.
Weirdo 1:I'd like to cook an egg on it
Me:ROFL
*Weirdo 2 and Weirdo 3 walk in and /dance on the Foreign Guy*
Weirdo 1:LMAO
Weirdo 1:ROFL ROFL
Foreign Guy (OMG HE SPEAKS LOL):GAY!
Weirdo 3:you like?
Weirdo 1:Wow I feel so left out now
Weirdo 1:Umm I'm the team leader...
Weirdo 1:Wtf
Foreign Guy:Sells China the War Axe (req 7) 15%~50 20-19% Canada Holds The Black Magic 19% 98k
Me whisper Foreign Guy:....Canada holds the black magic........?
*In trade is a War Axe, req 7, 15^50%, 20/19 sundering, 19% Enchant Longer, 5-24 dmg*
Me:No Thank You
*Foreign Guy Trades again, 20% Enchanting now*
Me:...lol its not max
Foreign Guy:China holds the black magic
Me:......o.........k.....
Beginner:Awww come here sugar
Beginner:Cmon, shake it
*Beginner, Weirdo 1, 2, 3 start dancing on Foreign Guy*
Foreign Guy:GAY!
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OK, this was really weird...Weirdo 1 started a fad; "Humping the foreign guy*, and everyone else started doing it...lol... some of the comments are really weird, and if you guys no what he means by "china holds the black magic" ... do tell lol
__________________________________________________ _______________
Guy:Hey, I'm abuot to join a rank 100 guild, or at least have a chance to. my friend is in it
Me:Wow, nice
Me:Are you experienced in PvP?
Guy:Yea
Me:cool, what kind of build you run?
Guy:Anti-Warrior
Me:............................................... ....
Guy:It owns
Me:No it doesn't...
Guy:sever artery, gash, riptose, deadly riptose, shield stance, dolyak signet, gladiators defense, healing signet
Me

ude, your gonna run that in a GvG?
Guy:hell yea, if i have a monk im fine
Me:...O god no please dont
Guy:It owns dude
Me:A warrior won't be attacking you much, dude
Guy:Yea they will
Me:Hmm
Me:Your missing, interrupt, knock down, no spikes, no movement buff, actually movement DECREASE, no rez
Guy:So I take out shield stance and dolyak signet for distracting and sprint and im ok?
Me:............................................... ..............................
*doesnt speak for 10 minutes*
Guy:Omfg, they didn't let me in
Me:Oh my god! Really?
Guy:Yea, they didn't even give me a chance
Me:Well, as a friend, I'm being truthful. With a build like that I woulnd't let you in either
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Chest running at Raisu Palace
Me:Lets roll off guys, for that suicide chest
(This was near Ky, the monk boss)
I roll 99 of 100
Player 2 rolls 54 of 100
Player 3 rolls 2 of 100
Player 3:ZOMG WTF
Player 3 rolls 4 of 100
Player 3:WHAT THE ----
Player 4:Hahahahah, gg to you
Player 5 rolls 32 of 100
Player 6 rolls 87 of 100
Player 7 rolls 93 of 100
Player 4:hahaha, go on now, player 3
Me:You haven't rolled yet Player 4
Player 4:w.e
Player 4 rolls 1 of 100
Player 4:What The ----!!!!!!!!!!
Player 4 leaves the game.
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Last Convo

Fow Armor Guy:WTS Golden Pheonix Blade, req 9 PERFECT STATS ~RAREST SWORD IN GAME~ 100k+5 ectos!
Me:Hey, dude, you know that GPB ain't rarest sword in game?
FoW Guy:lol what is it then
Me:crystalline
FoW Guy:no its pheonix dude >.>
Me:You, my friend, are a noob
FoW Guy:A noob with fow armor
FoW Guy:thankx come again
Me:LOLOLOLOL
Me:So tell me, how do you get a crystalline sword, o mighty noob in FoW armor
FoW Guy:shh noob, talking to you is of no value to me
*10 minutes later*
FoW Guy:WTS Golden Pheonix Blade Sword, req 9, PERFECT STATS ~RARE SWORD~ 100k!

Turbo Wombat

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

Centeral Texas

Heros of Titans Realm

Me/

13 Aug 2006 at 23:14 - 421

Another special person trying to trade things. Not the best, but I still found it amusing.

If only dopeslaps were possible via internet...

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

13 Aug 2006 at 23:26 - 422

"I want you to nibble on my nipples like they're spicy pepporoni" :O.. Thats spooky. And China have always held the black magic noob

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

14 Aug 2006 at 01:25 - 423

Quote:

Originally Posted by axe

Heres one from last night

Holy crap, the person in blue was me.

I feel special n_n

Sasuke The Betrayer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Angeles

Pink Pearl

Mo/Me

14 Aug 2006 at 04:00 - 424

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vahn Roi

Holy crap, the person in blue was me.

I feel special n_n LOL, its funny to see people see what they said, posted right up in this forum. ^^

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

14 Aug 2006 at 06:04 - 425

~Not exactly in-game chat, but i came across him in grotto

o______o

lvl 12...ffs T.T

Bokocasso

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/A

14 Aug 2006 at 06:10 - 426

Just a fast question... Why the hell people say "no noob" when they want to sell something they think is considered expencive...?? What is stopping a newbee to have tons of cash, given to him by anyone esle for example. Saying "no noobs" in your advertisment would only be repellent to people...

Opeth11

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Richmond, British Columbia, Kanada

Demon of the Fall [Opet]

Mo/Me

14 Aug 2006 at 08:43 - 427

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Christie

~Not exactly in-game chat, but i came across him in grotto

o______o

lvl 12...ffs T.T Isn't the title account based?

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

14 Aug 2006 at 08:57 - 428

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opeth11

Isn't the title account based? Yes, but i hope you noticed he was level 12 and has fow... >:O

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

14 Aug 2006 at 09:38 - 429

so?
some ppl have money

Seventh

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

A Vial of Dye

Mo/R

14 Aug 2006 at 10:07 - 430

Quote:

Yes, but i hope you noticed he was level 12 and has fow... >:O LOL.. that pic is 100% photoshopped. Can you see the smudges all around the lvl 12? If you were being sarcastic i aplogised.... i have no sense of humour

DC_Ross_Dark

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Luxembourg

[FcUK] Forgot The Ghostlyyyyy [WM] War Machine

W/E

14 Aug 2006 at 10:21 - 431

ascending a char and still being lvl 12 is almost impossible. You jump around 5-6 levels just doing it..so he'd of had to kill is mirror at lvl 5 (if he didn't level up at FoW which is again almost impossible when he got the armor).

I say photoshop ^^.

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

14 Aug 2006 at 10:38 - 432

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seventh

LOL.. that pic is 100% photoshopped. Can you see the smudges all around the lvl 12? If you were being sarcastic i aplogised.... i have no sense of humour

100% photoshopped?

I wouldnt be so sure if i were you

I have his ign if you want it ;3

edit: high rez ~ lawl Dx

Vilaptca

Pre-Searing Vanquisher

Join Date: Jun 2005

Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]

14 Aug 2006 at 10:50 - 433

He could have done it before the update that made it so you must be ascended to enter FoW/UW. But that was so long ago...to keep a character level 12...wow...

DC_Ross_Dark

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Luxembourg

[FcUK] Forgot The Ghostlyyyyy [WM] War Machine

W/E

14 Aug 2006 at 10:51 - 434

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Christie

100% photoshopped?

I wouldnt be so sure if i were you

I have his ign if you want it ;3

edit: high rez ~ lawl Dx

but...HUH?..makes no sense to me. Would like to know how he felled his doppleganger

EDIT: Quote:

Originally Posted by Vilaptca

He could have done it before the update that made it so you must be ascended to enter FoW/UW. But that was so long ago...to keep a character level 12...wow... Yeah didn't think of that...

RotteN

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jun 2005

14 Aug 2006 at 11:52 - 435

level 12 is 55000 XP, level 13 is 63600 XP

doppel gives 50k, and you need to do 4 missions to reach him (sactum + 3 desert missions)

that's 54k, if he had teams doing the missions for him he didn't gain any experience from monsters, he then got a group to clear all the way upto forgemaster and then come and get him. It's a lot of hassle for a low level FoW character, but it's possible i guess.

It's a mesmer, so it's possible to kill the doppel at a low level (strafing arrows and using distortion for example and empathy for damage)

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

14 Aug 2006 at 15:02 - 436

I thought doppel only gave a high amount of xp if you got bonus?

moko

??uo??o??

Join Date: May 2006

14 Aug 2006 at 15:11 - 437

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyan The Archer

I thought doppel only gave a high amount of xp if you got bonus? nah, bonus gives 1k

maybe he ascended through factions? get a run to la (level 1-2 depending on how lazy you were in pre), get to kaineng, do the few quests/missions you need to (reward only, let guildies do the quests) etc..so you can ascend in naphui quite easily. then get a run to toa, get fow..meh

Kay84

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

Netherlands

[DVDF]

14 Aug 2006 at 15:19 - 438

Dunno if someone already posted this, but this is what they're selling nowadays.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

14 Aug 2006 at 19:06 - 439

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kay84

Dunno if someone already posted this, but this is what they're selling nowadays.

That bells in Factions isnt it?.....DAMMIT!

Sereng Amaranth

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

The Amazon Basin [AB]

15 Aug 2006 at 05:05 - 440

Quote:

Originally Posted by oulape