Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)
Mr D J
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceboiscoming
Allright I gotta rewrite this one because it would take up too much room otherwise-
Anyways Bob (fake name) starting advertising his monking exp in TA something like this: Exp monk going to highest bidder- largest offer right now is 5k! then the conversation starts
-->{Bob} are good? Ill pay 10k if yoru good
-->{Bob} im news
-->{Bob}b
-->{Bob}so I need a good monk
{Bob} k ill go
-->{Bob}ill pay you afterwoord
{Bob}half now
{Bob}?
-->{Bob}weil play one battlea
{Bob}k
-->{Bob}then ills pay
-----(fight first battle and win)
TeamChat=TC
{TC me} YES!!!
{TC me} GREATS JOB GUYSS
{TC me} WE GOTTAS GO ALL THE WAYS
{TC me} GLAD TITLES!
{Bob}u gonna pay?
-->{Bob} IS GOTTAS GO TO MIYS STORAGE PERSONS
{TC me} MMS STORAGE PEOPLE IS IN TASS DISTRICT 1
------(fight and lose second battle(he was horrible monk))
{TC me} NOESSSSSSSS
{TC bob} u gotta stay in range for me to heal
{TC me} I thoughs healing spells hadad loonggg ranges
{TC bob}in my agro that’s it
{TC me}alallairingt ill go to storages
-->{Bob}ialaright ill gos to storages
-->{Bob}dos you wants youar cash
{Bob}sure
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered him 9,778 gold
-->{Bob}iss only haves 9 778?
-->{Bob}sssors
{Bob}its cool
-->{Bob}waaits I gotas a good greenise iteams I can give yous too
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered 9,778 gold and two good monk prot staffs
-->{Bob}thesrs!
-->{Bob}hows yous trade
-->{Bob}its owndt work
{Bob}u just gotta click accept
-->{Bob}I saids sumbitt
-->{Bob}wheress dat at?
{Bob}bside submit
-->{Bob}nows waitsa a sec ifs I gives this goddies to yous are you gnaaas monk for for mes and my brothers agai
-->{Bob}???
The trading session was canceled- he then left the party
-->{Bob}waits!!
{Bob}I aint got time to mess with sum1 screwing with me I got better things to do
--now activating fierce glad. Title
à{Bob}don’t ---- with new people you --------er
à{Bob}thanks for giving me and my friends something to laugh about
Player Bob is not online
hhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehheheh
Lol, I didn't really understand anything.
Anyways Bob (fake name) starting advertising his monking exp in TA something like this: Exp monk going to highest bidder- largest offer right now is 5k! then the conversation starts
-->{Bob} are good? Ill pay 10k if yoru good
-->{Bob} im news
-->{Bob}b
-->{Bob}so I need a good monk
{Bob} k ill go
-->{Bob}ill pay you afterwoord
{Bob}half now
{Bob}?
-->{Bob}weil play one battlea
{Bob}k
-->{Bob}then ills pay
-----(fight first battle and win)
TeamChat=TC
{TC me} YES!!!
{TC me} GREATS JOB GUYSS
{TC me} WE GOTTAS GO ALL THE WAYS
{TC me} GLAD TITLES!
{Bob}u gonna pay?
-->{Bob} IS GOTTAS GO TO MIYS STORAGE PERSONS
{TC me} MMS STORAGE PEOPLE IS IN TASS DISTRICT 1
------(fight and lose second battle(he was horrible monk))
{TC me} NOESSSSSSSS
{TC bob} u gotta stay in range for me to heal
{TC me} I thoughs healing spells hadad loonggg ranges
{TC bob}in my agro that’s it
{TC me}alallairingt ill go to storages
-->{Bob}ialaright ill gos to storages
-->{Bob}dos you wants youar cash
{Bob}sure
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered him 9,778 gold
-->{Bob}iss only haves 9 778?
-->{Bob}sssors
{Bob}its cool
-->{Bob}waaits I gotas a good greenise iteams I can give yous too
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered 9,778 gold and two good monk prot staffs
-->{Bob}thesrs!
-->{Bob}hows yous trade
-->{Bob}its owndt work
{Bob}u just gotta click accept
-->{Bob}I saids sumbitt
-->{Bob}wheress dat at?
{Bob}bside submit
-->{Bob}nows waitsa a sec ifs I gives this goddies to yous are you gnaaas monk for for mes and my brothers agai
-->{Bob}???
The trading session was canceled- he then left the party
-->{Bob}waits!!
{Bob}I aint got time to mess with sum1 screwing with me I got better things to do
--now activating fierce glad. Title
à{Bob}don’t ---- with new people you --------er
à{Bob}thanks for giving me and my friends something to laugh about
Player Bob is not online
hhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehheheh
Lol, I didn't really understand anything.
disarm76
Franco Power
/agreed ^
Los Hectorlos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr D J
Lol, I didn't really understand anything. Lol, I dont get it either but the pic made me laugh
Gg.
Etrik
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr D J
Lol, I didn't really understand anything. You're obviously copying me and -JR. Thief
Franco Power
Ok this happened to me today, I was trying to buy Shiros Blades for my sin.
so i say W.T.B Shiros Blades then :
lol i think he was on crack or just mocking about
so i say W.T.B Shiros Blades then :
lol i think he was on crack or just mocking about
Jeff Highwind
Yea I've seen people try to sell Shiro's Blades for 100k+XXXEctos.
If anyone invents a technology that allows people to punch anyone over the net, they will be rich.
If anyone invents a technology that allows people to punch anyone over the net, they will be rich.
Dead_Metal_Zero
Red: Guy with no sense of direction.
Yellow: Comedian in the making.
Feurin Longcastle
The other day I was trying to sell off an item. This is the ensuing conversation. (the text in green are my responses)
I actually laughed aloud, for quite some length. This individual, albeit inadvertently, cheered up my otherwise normally mundane buy/sell routine.
Edited: Thread moved
I actually laughed aloud, for quite some length. This individual, albeit inadvertently, cheered up my otherwise normally mundane buy/sell routine.
Edited: Thread moved
Sekkira
Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw
That was me I think O_o Any of the names on the side sound familiar?
Evenstar
i wouldnt join this one....
Franco Power
mmm my wildest dreams. Can i have her IGN ? if its guy no ^^
Evenstar
i think it was a guy but who knows
Maria The Princess
today in DOA im making a trapper group for Veil
Me: "Veil GLF more trappers"
Ranger: "please take me in im an experienced trapper"
*inviting Ranger*
Ranger: "my equiped skills are Barrage, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3 ,pet, pet rez, trall enguent, rebirth"
Me: "why barrage and pet? please take spike trap and drop pet for X spirit and X trap"
Ranger: "but i like shooting alot of arrows and the MM needs my pet for minions"
i swear its true
Me: "Veil GLF more trappers"
Ranger: "please take me in im an experienced trapper"
*inviting Ranger*
Ranger: "my equiped skills are Barrage, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3 ,pet, pet rez, trall enguent, rebirth"
Me: "why barrage and pet? please take spike trap and drop pet for X spirit and X trap"
Ranger: "but i like shooting alot of arrows and the MM needs my pet for minions"
i swear its true
Evenstar
I once was in a party with an mm who asked me(ele) not to take meteor shower because it would kill all of her minions. O.o
Etrik
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evenstar
I once was in a party with an mm who asked me(ele) not to take meteor shower because it would kill all of her minions. O.o
Maybe she planned on dieing often.. o.O
Mesmer in Need
feurin, whats number 4 on your skillbar? i have noticed it on a lot of posts around the forums.
-.-
^ Sunspear Signet, it's like Rez Sig except it can rez the team mate with 100% energy.
Jeff Highwind
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maria The Princess
today in DOA im making a trapper group for Veil
Me: "Veil GLF more trappers"
Ranger: "please take me in im an experienced trapper"
*inviting Ranger*
Ranger: "my equiped skills are Barrage, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3 ,pet, pet rez, trall enguent, rebirth"
Me: "why barrage and pet? please take spike trap and drop pet for X spirit and X trap"
Ranger: "but i like shooting alot of arrows and the MM needs my pet for minions"
i swear its true I wouldn't doubt it, a UW trapper group I set up had an idiot with Oath Shot. I asked why oath and he replies "For when my first set of traps are done I can recharge fast."
He failed to realize you need to hit somthing first and nearly botched the first Ataxes with his impatience.
Me: "Veil GLF more trappers"
Ranger: "please take me in im an experienced trapper"
*inviting Ranger*
Ranger: "my equiped skills are Barrage, trap 1, trap 2, trap 3 ,pet, pet rez, trall enguent, rebirth"
Me: "why barrage and pet? please take spike trap and drop pet for X spirit and X trap"
Ranger: "but i like shooting alot of arrows and the MM needs my pet for minions"
i swear its true I wouldn't doubt it, a UW trapper group I set up had an idiot with Oath Shot. I asked why oath and he replies "For when my first set of traps are done I can recharge fast."
He failed to realize you need to hit somthing first and nearly botched the first Ataxes with his impatience.
Franco Power
oath shot is what pvp trappers and spirit spammers use, well used, Smoke trap is very popular these days.
Jeff Highwind
Yes but Oath for UW trapping is a FATAL move. We already have the QZ+EW up and he decides to "recharge" when we only have one trap set up.
Franco Power
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
Yes but Oath for UW trapping is a FATAL move. We already have the QZ+EW up and he decides to "recharge" when we only have one trap set up.
Ah yes sorry, PvE trappers usually do
Spike trap, barbed, dust t, flamet, whirling defense, rebirth, Spirit ,optional
is it not ??
Ah yes sorry, PvE trappers usually do
Spike trap, barbed, dust t, flamet, whirling defense, rebirth, Spirit ,optional
is it not ??
Ention
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evenstar
I once was in a party with an mm who asked me(ele) not to take meteor shower because it would kill all of her minions. O.o
That is uproarious.
Etrik
Quote:
Originally Posted by -.-
^ Sunspear Signet, it's like Rez Sig except it can rez the team mate with 100% energy.
Wrong. It's a mixture of Rez Sig and Rebirth. It resurrects at full health and 10..90% energy, based on your Sunspear Rank. You also can't get sunspear rank 10, so no 100% energy rezzes from SRS.
Jeff Highwind
Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendary Ultimatum
Ah yes sorry, PvE trappers usually do
Spike trap, barbed, dust t, flamet, whirling defense, rebirth, Spirit ,optional
is it not ?? That's the standard deal but the optional is dependant on what the person does. most people fill it with SQ for a faster recharge, but since I am a puller I bring Unguent for healing as well. A good partner of mine tends to bring Aegis, and I cannot thank her enough for that at tough times.
Spike trap, barbed, dust t, flamet, whirling defense, rebirth, Spirit ,optional
is it not ?? That's the standard deal but the optional is dependant on what the person does. most people fill it with SQ for a faster recharge, but since I am a puller I bring Unguent for healing as well. A good partner of mine tends to bring Aegis, and I cannot thank her enough for that at tough times.
Hobbs
Blue=Me
Green=Guildie
Red=Random Guy
White=Other Random Guy
Quite a character I saw at TA
Green=Guildie
Red=Random Guy
White=Other Random Guy
Quite a character I saw at TA
The Missing Monk
Location: HA
Red = Friendly guy
White = Friendly guy
Green = Weirdo
Black = Still trying to figure that out O.o
Etrik
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Missing Monk
Location: HA
Red = Friendly guy
White = Friendly guy
Green = Weirdo
Black = Still trying to figure that out O.o Black = You had good luck on his mom? She didn't get preagnant? Lucky you!
Jeff Highwind
OMG, I am actually contributing?!
Anyway, this is what happens when you have a guild lead by a /b/-tard. This is how [HoI] Operates (btw, guildies gave me conscent to post their names but our allies chose to be anonymous).
Anyway, this is what happens when you have a guild lead by a /b/-tard. This is how [HoI] Operates (btw, guildies gave me conscent to post their names but our allies chose to be anonymous).
iya
Quote:
Originally Posted by d3th_n1gG4
most of our guild chat is off the wall but not fit for public consumption :P
I understand 
The wierdest in game chat definitely came from Lion's Oasis last Friday.
The wierdest in game chat definitely came from Lion's Oasis last Friday.
Cyan The Archer
111!!!!!!!!! ... Oh.. Did i say that out loud?
Ayamari
Perhaps not the nicest thing to go black mailing him, but i just wanted to se him beg...wich i succeded in... explained to him some moments later that i never intended to report him. (is that even a good reason to report someone for? xD was having to much fun messing with him.)
GedLongbow
hey, i was there too at the Lion's Oasis...that was pretty funny
Guardian of the Light
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayamari
bebe
Lol. Hanging around GTOB.
I WAS FOOLED I TELL YOU! ._.;
Got permission from the nameholder. Else the screenshot would be pretty useless with his named covered. ._.
I WAS FOOLED I TELL YOU! ._.;
Got permission from the nameholder. Else the screenshot would be pretty useless with his named covered. ._.
Former Ruling
1 Month ban for talking about balls in All Chat. lol
Zinger314
Zinger314, protector of the internet.
Of course, like all blatant scammers, he doesn't take it lying down!
Of course, like all blatant scammers, he doesn't take it lying down!
Jeff Highwind
Should've replied "phael @ engrish" for the irony.
But yea the best trick is to sell them the account then change the password given after the sale.
But yea the best trick is to sell them the account then change the password given after the sale.
Etrik
Um, how do you know he's a scammer? I knew some people who bought several accounts on GW, and weren't scammed once. No, I don't know their account/character names, we were just in the same Vent server and I overheard some convos.
bebe
I know people sell "gw accounts" but in actuality they're trial codes.