Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

I'm one of the most active players in my guild. So yesterday night I got this little comment that made me lol.


And a few seconds later, this pop ups in local chat.
Good joke for the top one. The bottom one, though, had me ROFLMAO.

I included the Vabbian dialogue box because I found it amusing, and the last one (I didn't obscure the name because it's one of my characters) is there because an ice imp dropping a FIERY sword seemed ironic... About that last pic, during the time I loved going to Mineral Springs and the IDS had just arrived and I wanted to check it out. Me and a party of PuGs travelled all the way there and cleared the cave, no IDS dropped.. but a FDS for me...

^^lol One thing though, Ive been online since 1986(Prodigy and a 300 baud Hayes modem). Wow, I remember the days Internet speed was measured in bauds, not bytes.

Allright I gotta rewrite this one because it would take up too much room otherwise-
Anyways Bob (fake name) starting advertising his monking exp in TA something like this: Exp monk going to highest bidder- largest offer right now is 5k! then the conversation starts
-->{Bob} are good? Ill pay 10k if yoru good
-->{Bob} im news
-->{Bob}b
-->{Bob}so I need a good monk
{Bob} k ill go
-->{Bob}ill pay you afterwoord
{Bob}half now
{Bob}?
-->{Bob}weil play one battlea
{Bob}k
-->{Bob}then ills pay
-----(fight first battle and win)
TeamChat=TC
{TC me} YES!!!
{TC me} GREATS JOB GUYSS
{TC me} WE GOTTAS GO ALL THE WAYS
{TC me} GLAD TITLES!
{Bob}u gonna pay?
-->{Bob} IS GOTTAS GO TO MIYS STORAGE PERSONS
{TC me} MMS STORAGE PEOPLE IS IN TASS DISTRICT 1
------(fight and lose second battle(he was horrible monk))
{TC me} NOESSSSSSSS
{TC bob} u gotta stay in range for me to heal
{TC me} I thoughs healing spells hadad loonggg ranges
{TC bob}in my agro that’s it
{TC me}alallairingt ill go to storages
-->{Bob}ialaright ill gos to storages
-->{Bob}dos you wants youar cash
{Bob}sure
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered him 9,778 gold
-->{Bob}iss only haves 9 778?
-->{Bob}sssors
{Bob}its cool
-->{Bob}waaits I gotas a good greenise iteams I can give yous too
The Bob has accepted your offer- offered 9,778 gold and two good monk prot staffs
-->{Bob}thesrs!
-->{Bob}hows yous trade
-->{Bob}its owndt work
{Bob}u just gotta click accept
-->{Bob}I saids sumbitt
-->{Bob}wheress dat at?
{Bob}bside submit
-->{Bob}nows waitsa a sec ifs I gives this goddies to yous are you gnaaas monk for for mes and my brothers agai
-->{Bob}???
The trading session was canceled- he then left the party
-->{Bob}waits!!
{Bob}I aint got time to mess with sum1 screwing with me I got better things to do
--now activating fierce glad. Title
à{Bob}don’t ---- with new people you --------er
à{Bob}thanks for giving me and my friends something to laugh about
Player Bob is not online

hhehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehehehheheh What the hell was that? I can't believe you have such bad spelling and put that up here. Or is that the funny part? I can't tell. And I don't wanna read it all, my eyes will start bleeding if I do, prolly.

That was said at ramdon while a few other people we ranting on about who's better Kurzicks or Luxons... And i Laughed for like 3 mins.
lol, was just looking through the pages...and this 1 really made me laugh

^^ where do minions come from?

j/k The Moa bird brings them...
In Elona Reach...

the funny part is the whole thing- that guy was trying to con people into paying him money to monk for TA because there were no monks there at that time of the day- i acted like a slightly retarded "noob" just for fun and because i wanted him to think he actually tricked someone Erm... he was not trying to scam anything, he was just a monk for hire which is no big deal. Ever heard of the monk THK strike?

And actually you did act like a total jerk and if I was that guy you woulda gone straight to my ignore list.

Anyways here's something that I considered funny. (Kurzicks contemplate the stupidity of Fort Aspenwood)

OOPS!
that made me laugh. Very nice one, i like how he/she used caps so it seem very serious and pro.

(for my own defence) i was VERY tired

I think i was the other monk.. Name = Cant Think Ob Name
very funny tho

OOPS!
Lol.....I have a friend who's made ALOT of those kinds of typos.


I had a backache so he told me:

"Get on your bed and try different positions and see which is comfortable.....WAIT....that didn't come out right!!!"


And Tuskon, love the "Whoops Blonde moment"