Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

[DE]

[DE]

Hugs and Kisses

Join Date: Oct 2005

Scars Meadows

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
Yea I was talking to him about that in Kamadan d4 when I ran into him. He told me he makes money off the Kouran Coins, Ancient Artifacts and Inscribed Secrets, making a 500g profit by buying them at 100g per.

Then I followed him to Kodash. Poor guy gets so much persecution because everyone assumes the worst from him. Hah, I remember running into "Mr. Kodash Bazaar". He's a pretty nice guy. Always thanks his customers and no one is really getting scammed since anyone who sells him the trade contracts only sell them to him because they'll never have enough of them to get a gem so they aren't worth holding onto.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

That dude's gonna be a legend if he keeps this up. What type of legend, I dunno.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

omg i have to tell this story.
my alliance is krizuick, adn we like to make fun of luxons. and everybody knows how much they love their turtles... so my alliance mate constantly yells in alliance chat
"TURTLE SEX!!!!!!"
lol. im about to permanently turn off alliance chat.

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need
omg i have to tell this story.
my alliance is krizuick, adn we like to make fun of luxons. and everybody knows how much they love their turtles... so my alliance mate constantly yells in alliance chat
"TURTLE SEX!!!!!!"
lol. im about to permanently turn off alliance chat. You are the reason I keep local chat off.

Fiendz Bane

Fiendz Bane

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

The Netherlands

Wee Free Men [凸〇一〇]

W/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Djinn Effer
You are the reason I keep local chat off. It's his alliance mate that yells it so you should be turning it off because of him

Nexus Icon

Nexus Icon

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

Natis Ignigena

Me/

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiendz Bane
It's his alliance mate that yells it so you should be turning it off because of him Actually "we" implies that he does too, otherwise it would be "they," no? Either way, I still keep local off cause of idiots yelling stupid shit all the time. That and trade spam... *shudders*

brightblade13

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2006

Vindictive Malevolence

Mo/N

I was in the FoW the other day, and after one of the initial battles this happened: (no screen, sorry)
(guy 1) : Did someone click on Rastigan?
Everyone says no.
(guy 1) : Well, I thought I saw someone talking to him
(me) : I did it when you weren't looking
(guy 1) : ----
(guy 2) : lmao

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/

Its not really game chat but its want the Khim the Healer Henchies says

Verios

Verios

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Knights of Valis

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
Yea I was talking to him about that in Kamadan d4 when I ran into him. He told me he makes money off the Kouran Coins, Ancient Artifacts and Inscribed Secrets, making a 500g profit by buying them at 100g per.

Then I followed him to Kodash. Poor guy gets so much persecution because everyone assumes the worst from him. In all fairness you can never be to careful with those "types".

binkybozo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rt/N


This is the guy lfg that just got us killed. :P


Hehe...


Me and a Guildie.

This one is where the Guildies' Heros did not get into the worm and subsequently perished tragically.

Alleji

Alleji

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by binkybozo

Me and a Guildie. Rofl

The "short wurm" is great too.

majeh456

majeh456

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2006

A/

you call your fellow guild members dipsh*t?

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

In Ashford Abbey, Presearing:

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by mojave mango juice
In Ashford Abbey, Presearing:
typos ftw!

mojave mango juice

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
typos ftw! I felt bad bc he was asking for "phelts" for quite some time, and he didnt notice the ppl selling "pelts"...

binkybozo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rt/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by majeh456
you call your fellow guild members dipsh*t? Hehe, I'm allowed to, she's my best friend.Occasionally she calls me something of the sort.

SpitfireIXA

SpitfireIXA

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Paladins of Pellenor

Yeah, that is kinda sick...

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

wow I actually looked at that site...

I think I'll just go throw up now.

Bel

Bel

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2006

Guildless

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by SongofSerenity
I thought this was hilarious. Hilariously sad, that is.



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Quote: Originally Posted by binkybozo
Me and a Guildie.
Quote:
Originally Posted by majeh456
you call your fellow guild members dipsh*t? Sounds like an unpleasant guild.

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

^^Dont feel bad, Im aiming for a week, but keep getting disconnects...

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

Man, I wish I could stay online 6 days... I get error 059 if I try to leave gw on over night anymore.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorebrex
^^Dont feel bad, Im aiming for a week, but keep getting disconnects...
is he french perhaps?
just kidding french people. i like you. i even parlez-vous francais.

Bel

Bel

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2006

Guildless

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Djinn Effer
Man, I wish I could stay online 6 days... I get error 059 if I try to leave gw on over night anymore.
You can just hang around in the login screen and it will count that time too.

I've never had this.. "Error 059" so I don't know what it does.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gorebrex
^^Dont feel bad, Im aiming for a week, but keep getting disconnects... New build always comes so that causes me to close the client.

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bel
You can just hang around in the login screen and it will count that time too.

I've never had this.. "Error 059" so I don't know what it does. I have autologin, so it does keep me at the character selection screen. I just can't see chat or anything while I was gone >.>

Thorondor Port

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2006

British Columbia

W/



owned him so bad~

Etrik

Etrik

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Romania

None atm

Mo/

So much for editing pics out of the names, it seems... and how was that pic funny, other than showing us how much of an ***hole you were being?

On a side note, I didn't examine the site for long. I have good photographic memory and am homosexual. Got some beef with that?

xiaotsu

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Doomlore Shrine

Just Us Gamers [JUGs]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Etrik
So much for editing pics out of the names, it seems... and how was that pic funny, other than showing us how much of an ***hole you were being? Mad King Thorn = NPC, name can stay.
Other name = guy that posted, name can stay.
Your argument = void.


Don't yell at the king like that!11

Traveller

Traveller

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

Finland

League of Extraordinary Explorers [LOST] (my one man guild)

Me/

Apart from not having to blur out the names, the pic was still a prime example of what the vast majority of the community consider to be "funny".

Here's an oldie:



Is the afflicted doing a /point - emote?

Etrik

Etrik

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Romania

None atm

Mo/

My appologies, I had been 2 hours without coffee when I saw your pic. I didn't see you were yelling at MKT.

Giga Strike

Giga Strike

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

stranded in vabbi this time

None [N/A]

thats how afflicted monks cast spells.

M1h4iL

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

Quote:
Originally Posted by xiaotsu
Mad King Thorn = NPC, name can stay.
Other name = guy that posted, name can stay.
Your argument = void.


Don't yell at the king like that!11 Actually MDT is a real player, afaik, you can add him and he uses some other name too. Awesome screen shot and the one with equipped skills, immature but funny.

binkybozo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2006

Rt/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bel
Sounds like an unpleasant guild. You've got it wrong, it wasn't mean spirited at all, it may SOUND that way to you, but we've known each other for years (this specific person and I) and we know what the other will experience as insulting. And that wasn't it. We both laughed at the incident and I even stuck out my tongue at her as meaning to say I'm teasing her. Now other guildies, I don't know them personally and wouldn't be that 'familiar' with them by calling them things, because they WOULD react the way you are reacting.

That snippet is being misinterpreted...I wasn't insulting her, I was laughing at her because I knew full well that she knew what I was saying when I said: "Attack Nemock the Unpleasant" She was just being witty when she said "They're both kind of unpleasant". So in that context calling her a dipsh*t was harmless banter. It might help to add that I'm also female.

Now Saying that my guild sounds like an unpleasant guild? That's just plain unpleasant.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bel
Sounds like an unpleasant guild. Be glad you arent in vent with our guild and hear half the stuff that we call each other just goofing off. youd think we were all in rival gangs or something. lol In reality it was probably just being said in fun

Djinn Effer

Djinn Effer

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2005

ex-nO, ex-MS, ex-YAY, ex-EnS

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
Be glad you arent in vent with our guild and hear half the stuff that we call each other just goofing off. youd think we were all in rival gangs or something. lol In reality it was probably just being said in fun ROFL! That reminds me of YAY.. lol People would always be going at it, I remember half the time Sai would run out of shit to say to people and he was just like "..mother (insert 4 letter word that could mean rooster and rhymes with hock) bitch" lol...

Oh and, I just saw this moments ago:

Kusandaa

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

Rundown on the situation, because with all the spamming at ToA and the spots I went to before taking the screen, I lost it almost all:

Guildie (in green) and I were pugging FoW (ftl). We spam for monks, eventually grab one. Considering FoW is shatter ench-heavy, we take a lot of time explaining to the monk that enchantments were bad. Let's say she was a smiter/healer/prot, had like Breeze, SoJ, Mending, Life Bond... pinged those skills many times despite we told her to go "full heal or full prot".

After running through the skills she had, I get a PM from the other monk (which at least was aware of his own build, that's a start...) telling me to kick her. I did so because she barely had healing skills, and not the ones that were looking for at all.

After kicking her, I get this.



She PMed me again when Korea took favor, about 5 minutes after, saying something in the lines of "lmfao lmfao u wont be able to get in again lmfao". She was still ignoring me after that. Some people... *eye roll*




This one was at Yohlon. Look at the part of the name, says everything. And no, the guy in caps didn't seem to joking about his question...

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need
is he french perhaps?
just kidding french people. i like you. i even parlez-vous francais. If French, the other skills would be Dont Hurt Me, and I Surrender(and rez sig)! Speak French huh? Then you can talk to those Canuckistanians, because I havent spoken French in about 20 years.
Edit: Found pic I wanted

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/



Arent you a bit too old to ask your mommy about that?

Issac

Issac

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2006

Earthrealm

W/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

Issac, he was. He kept talking about it was easier and stuff like that... Got ignored eventually for making fun of him ^^