Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

This isn't in-game chat but it was over Xfire while I was playing GW. (For those not aware of what Xfire is, basicly think AIM but it shows you what games your friends and friends of your friends are playing.)
Anyway, I was playing Guild Wars and got the little tear sound signifying I'd gotten a message and many after that so I killed the mob I was on and minimized the game to check the message, well....:

Note that everything in that message happened within about 5 seconds. I've never head from that person again.... Let me guess....a WoW fan?

This one made my day

We Ruled The World And Will Again Soon! Assuming he's referring to what I think he's referring to, he's talking about how all humans originated in Africa. Or something.

But yeah, what in the heck is up with that guy? Racist much? (Racism - the belief that one "race" is better than another; that guy seems to believe black people are better than "pale pink" people, as evidenced by his last line)

Alright, background story... My Pink guild member, we'll call him 'noob,' came from a certain guild not too long ago at the time of this conversation. His previous guild was really bad. One day we were tombing and needed another person, it was euro hours and most of us had nobody on, but 'noob' had an ex-guildie that was 'good.' (he sucked) So, we played with him, held halls.. Next day 'noob' tells me his ex-guild leader, we'll call him 'retard' wanted to talk with him on vent. So, he goes on their vent. They then explain to him that his friend had stole our build but they couldn't figure out how to run it. So, they wanted him to explain to their guild how to run our build, that they stole without permission. (Of course, thats kind of obvious that it was without our permission - if they stole it.. haha)

So, I'm talking to noob in guild chat and he's like "Yeah, of course I'm not going to explain to them how to use our build..." then there was a bunch of "wow they suck that bad?" and such from other members and myself. Apparently sometime previously they had mentioned they wanted to guest GvG with us. (Probably cause they sucked and wanted to try to steal our builds or strats as well.. rofl) So, after hearing this from tombs.. I was just like: Okay noob, tell your old guild leader to msg me. So, he does and he did. He starts going on and on with some sob story (as if I care) and he is trying to be very serious.. After awhile I couldn't take it any longer... I told him nobody in his guild would guest with us, cause that was just ridiculous - and sad at that. So, he keeps going on... Well, one of my guildies 'Jag,' tells me I should just start saying random stuff to him and he told me a couple things to say. I screenshotted most of the convo, but before the following there was a lot I didn't get.. Like asking him if he preferred round or square pizzas, etc. Anyways, here it is:

Blue = Him.
Green = My messages to him.
Pink = Guildie I apparently have a low opinion of.
Lavender = Guildie I have a high opinion of.

Hilarious...

But something that I noticed. Your handle is Neato, and last summer I was in a couple of guilds with a guy named Neato. The leader was High On Enzyte, and the names consisted of Wheres The Fries, Whack The Fries, and Michael Jacksons Little Boys. Would you happen to be that person? Just wondering :P

If so, then yeah, I'm Relambrien Divino...

I thought this was hilarious. Hilariously sad, that is.

That's nothing, I've played for 12 hours straight one Saturday and not a bit was afk.

I thought this was hilarious. Hilariously sad, that is.

Longest GW sitting I've gone through is about 8 hours. Still, that's nothing compared to 16 hours of straight-up gameplay when I was playing EQ.

I said economic genius, not moral figure Zinger. That was my favorite quote of the day

Really? I thought he gets the contacts for booze, which is understandable because 50~250g per bottle of ale is pretty damn nice.

I give him my support though, he's an economic genius striving under a harsh environment. Rubies.

Battles he buys are to 50gp ea for trading them for the scroll. Coins he trades in for Sup Salvage Kits which is 50ea profit off each he buys, and Contracts are for Rubies which gives him 750gp ea profit off each Contract.

The secret is: He gets barely ANY Contracts (Enough to get like...1 Ruby an hour) - His money comes from K.Coins and such. The contract buying for 250ea was actually a very good idea for business - It gives him free Advertising as they spam his name.

Well, here's some that have accumulated over the past week.

Probably on the same run; Longest guild name I've ever seen...
Korean's usually a -lot- shorter than that. Each block there is a set of letters forming a syllable.

It basically means:

"Loving person and beautiful 'da-u-ron' are in love and so are beautiful [do Love]"
- at least, that's the literal. I'm stuck on the 'da-u-ron' which I'm assuming is a non-Korean word spelled out in the Korean alphabet but I might be wrong...

5 years in Korea, I can read it and speak it, but I tend to sound like the 'funny immigrant stereotype joke' Americans like - at least grammar wise... and have gaps at times.

Rubies.

Battles he buys are to 50gp ea for trading them for the scroll. Coins he trades in for Sup Salvage Kits which is 50ea profit off each he buys, and Contracts are for Rubies which gives him 750gp ea profit off each Contract.

The secret is: He gets barely ANY Contracts (Enough to get like...1 Ruby an hour) - His money comes from K.Coins and such. The contract buying for 250ea was actually a very good idea for business - It gives him free Advertising as they spam his name. Yea I was talking to him about that in Kamadan d4 when I ran into him. He told me he makes money off the Kouran Coins, Ancient Artifacts and Inscribed Secrets, making a 500g profit by buying them at 100g per.

Then I followed him to Kodash. Poor guy gets so much persecution because everyone assumes the worst from him.

here's a pic that some guildies of a friend of mine made when they ran 4 warriors in AB...the comment is coming from a monk, i believe.
I don't know why, but almost about 90% of all flaming, racial, and offensive comments I have ever heard have come from either male monks, or female assassins. Wrong place at the wrong time I guess.


And after seeing that guild name, I think there should be a limit to the amount of characters used. -.-