Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)
icedragon981
I was in Grotto with my Ranger who had on 10k ancient armor dyed blue and I got this comment from a random Necromancer.
KoalaMeatPie
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Originally Posted by Mike_version2
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Originally Posted by Blackhawk
Looks like a certain attention seeking player (sorry 30 something player obviously with no life except GW) who's normally hanging round Tombs and Urgoz and now in a couple of places in Realm of Torment frequently calling everyone idiots, pissing people off and talking out of his arse.
Obviously cant say his name but the more perceptive of us know who he is and he must always get in teams judging by the way he's normally still there hours later spouting the same crap (we even finished an Urgoz run once and he was still complaining at the outpost when we got back) 
I swear to god it isn't me. Oh wait, you wern't talking about me. nvm.
LordDeArnise
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Originally Posted by icedragon981
I was in Grotto with my Ranger who had on 10k ancient armor dyed blue and I got this comment from a random Necromancer.
Do I get some of the seals' blubber to make heating oil for Wintersday?
Kusandaa
Well, here's some that have accumulated over the past week.
Guild FoW run turns out for the weird. As usual   Probably on the same run; Longest guild name I've ever seen...   Rest of the dialogue was: Guy in purple: "I've tried it but it didn't work" Guy in red: "Gotta do it real hard" Was funny at the time:  The next one is a bit complicated to explain. The guy in blue is a guildie, and the red dude is a random pug (can't get much more random than this...). Both have "Lord" in their names, so it got a bit confusing for my guildie. Eventually sorted it out. So anyways... the other necro has no idea of what a "build" even is. We figure he's gonna go MM, but then he starts to PM me... I didn't insult him by telling he was impatient, so I don't know what went through his head. Hyper-sensitive people FTL.  End result: He got one golem up, that's it. I'm not even sure it was max level. And HE wants to get me out of trouble? Shuuuure.
LordDeArnise
Longest guild name, eh? Welcome to Korean Language 101, bro. The Kormir one was a good laugh, though.
Kusandaa
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Originally Posted by LordDeArnise
Longest guild name, eh? Welcome to Korean Language 101, bro. The Kormir one was a good laugh, though.
Heh... I know it's Korean. Still the longest guild name I ever saw =P
[DE]
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Originally Posted by Holz
Probably wrong forum but I found this damage mod yesterday ^__^:
Heh, it was a decent PS job though  Though mine is obviously better. 
Hump Masta
hahhahaha
kanaxais_scythe
I have to just link this one since it is sort of long. Most of it is irrelevant and I got lazy and did not highlight based on names. But if you take the time to read it you will find the humor. This was found in HA one day.
I also have: Nine Soul
Here's something that just happened less than 5 minutes ago. Backstory: Decided to go do some HA, work towards getting my Bambi. So it's kinda empty
 and the guy in red is asking where they are. My name is not colored out.The red guy is the whole point, the green is some joker (along with me ), the pinkish crap are some random irrelevant people.
Peachie If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time
Mike_version2
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Originally Posted by Peachie
If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time what the....
Jeff Highwind
Gotta love new lazy players.
Gorebrex
/seconded to previous 2 posts
LordDeArnise
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Originally Posted by Nine Soul
and the guy in red is asking where they are. My name is not colored out.The red guy is the whole point, the green is some joker (along with me ), the pinkish crap are some random irrelevant people. |
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If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time I agree with the above posters.
mrmango
I agree as well. That kinda nubcake makes you wanna just kick an ettin. It does.
Guardian of the Light
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Originally Posted by Peachie
If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time That's odd and funny
The Herbalizer
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Originally Posted by Peachie
If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time Im sure in time Anet will cater to people such as the one begging in the screenshot. Anyway nice SS. Nine Soul
Meh, in my post, we were joking that everyone's in Ascalon ADis 4 because they're giving out free ectos there. That was me and the guy covered in green. The red guy was disappointed that he can't get on the American district. -_-
In other words, he didn't get that me and the other guy were joking.
Makkert
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Originally Posted by Peachie
If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time o.0 Tell him to go look somewhere else?
Lag Hell
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Originally Posted by Peachie
If it wasn't odd enough, I wasn't wearing FoW at the time LOLWUT im sure hes smoking weed... im just sureee of it...
arezs 
Riken Chrono
O.o^^ alesia=pwnage?
LordDeArnise
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Alesia, huh? I bet she does a better job of monking than most players who play monks.If I had super intelligent AI beings, they'd all be like Eve, Herta, and Odurra, and be very...loyal...to...ME!
SpitfireIXA
Jeff Highwind
That dude needs to get out of his cave.
SpitfireIXA
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Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
That dude needs to get out of his cave.
Just one thing to say.
ROFL
Sidra
Indeed, I HAve Time. All your base are belong to us. Make your time >.>
-Old 3FL-
That amusing right there.
@Jeff : Nice one!
-Old 3FL- may not be chat but hahaha wtf? Am i the legendary 3 proffesion warrior/ele/necro ph34r |\/|y h4x O.o
McMullen
Shame that you can't use skills from your "third" profession, also they disapear when you leave that outpost
LordDeArnise
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Originally Posted by SpitfireIXA
Came across this guy... :PI wonder what he was taking at the time... XD Red= him Blue= random people White = censored Couldn't agree more with that, Jeff; maybe he was using some form of hallucinogens at the time. HHmmmmm. 
Gorebrex LOL Who knew that Louis Farrakhan played GW? O_O BTW...
Jeff Highwind
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may not be chat but hahaha wtf? Am i the legendary 3 proffesion warrior/ele/necro ph34r |\/|y h4x O.o Yea, getting Hero Skillz is quite amusing.
shrouded^god Myself (W/N at the time), 6 W/Mo, and a W/Me decided that we'd give Hell's Precipice a shot last night...didnt think we'd do it, so some guys stopped to explain the basic reason behind killing lich...in which i took a good opportunity to 'leroy' the situation...we ended up beating it...kind of kool cold blue= a guildmate...we were sitting in Kamadan AD2 when this female ele kept playing RSP on his crotch...the she said that after he tried to sell a spear LOL...it was pretty funny
The undead Mesmer Not really in-game chat funnies but it gets close enough doesnt it?
LordDeArnise
At least that Am Fah Assassin isn't doing a Whammo Dance or a taunt.
mojave mango juice
I was in ToA on my monkie, Roar Roar, when:
African War Lord
I guess this was funny but it made us lose our match. We start a match in random arena, an assasin in our group casts mending..
icedragon981
This isn't in-game chat but it was over Xfire while I was playing GW. (For those not aware of what Xfire is, basicly think AIM but it shows you what games your friends and friends of your friends are playing.)
Anyway, I was playing Guild Wars and got the little tear sound signifying I'd gotten a message and many after that so I killed the mob I was on and minimized the game to check the message, well....:  Note that everything in that message happened within about 5 seconds. I've never head from that person again.... |
