Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

12 Nov 2006 at 18:41 - 921

heres another one I found

Black RaiD

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Your Math Teachers

13 Nov 2006 at 06:34 - 922

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike_version2

heres another one I found

LOL .........that's powerful

MrTwisted

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 07:47 - 923

Unfortunately I have no screens of this, it happened a long time ago and was posted in our own forum at the time..

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Ok so Im trading in Lions Arch and nothing is going so just about to call it a day when I see someone posting in the open chat..

Player : Help plz can someone tell me how to get to the Underworld..?

Im about to log off for the night but decide to answer him... when he posts again..

Player : Help plz can someone tell me how to get to the Underworld..?

At the time I was standing near the big fountian and with a qick scan I can see he is near storage somewhere..

Its at this point I change my mind.. smiling to myself I start to type..

Me : To get to the Underworld you must first speak to the Frog...
Player : Eh??
Me : If you want to get to the underworld you have to speak to the frog.
Player : What frog?
Me : The frog down by the fountain...
Player : Oh...

[ I see him run accross map towards the fountain. ]

Me : Its over there I shout.. /pointing with my char/
Player : I dont see a frog??
Me : Its under the bush by there.. /pointing with my char/
Player : Oh I see him, thx

[ I wait a sec ]

Player : He wont speak to me..?
Me : Have you clicked on him?
Player : Yes he isnt doing anything....
Me : Oh sry... you have to kneel first then click him

[ I see him kneel ]

Player : Nothing..
Me : Try sitting, sry but Iv not been to Underworld for a while...

[ He gets up and then sits down and Im laughing my ass of by now ]

Player : Still nothing, are you sure.
Me : Yes, there is another frog near storage try that one...

Player : Are you pulling my leg??
Me : ROFL.....

Player : Aw your funny arnt you..

I almost cant type from laughing (my g/f is in the room and looking at me like Im mental)

I then thank him for being a such good sport and gave him 1plat for his trouble.
I also then told him how realy to get to Underword..
He laughed and thanked me.
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This was all done in normal open chat and nobody said anything lol...
Was so funny at the time..

Sry but just thought I'd share that with you..lol

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

California, USA

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

13 Nov 2006 at 08:56 - 924

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black RaiD

LOL .........that's powerful Heh...you'd be surprised.

Here are a few chat logs I've run into over the last few sessions.

Marty Silverblade

Administrator

Join Date: Jun 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 09:06 - 925

Here's some new stuff, plus the old stuff. Notice that most of the stupid noobiest comments are from wammos

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It's taking a while... so many... Wow, never noticed that there was a maximum of 5 files.

Marty Silverblade

Administrator

Join Date: Jun 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 09:09 - 926

Here's the rest of them, enjoy (I'm sorry for the double post btw. Just think of it as a post extension)

eVeRt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Netherlands

13 Nov 2006 at 10:10 - 927

Hahaha nice! Thanks for sharing.

Xiypher

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Shiverpeak Cartel [Shiv] - Leader

13 Nov 2006 at 11:37 - 928

I almost SS'd to turn him in, but I got this one today.

Him (Open Trade): ANYONE WITH 250 ECTO WANTING 750 ECTO PM ME! MUST HAVE 200+ ECTO!!

Me (pm - confused): Wait? Are you selling ecto?

Him (pm): no im teaching dupe

Me (pm): Oh, for a second I just though you didnt know how to type, but it turns out your just stupid.

Him (pm): you want me teach you dupe?

Me (pm): You cant dupe, dont be stupid. (open friend panel to ignore)

Him (pm): omg lol
Him (pm): what are you rank 1?
Him (pm): lol
Him (pm): nub
Him - Ignored

Sheol

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

涼宮ハルヒ主義 [SOS団]

13 Nov 2006 at 12:30 - 929

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruphfus

now this is funny...

follow what the blocked out guy w. pink is saying

You should probably block out the swearing :/

Kusandaa

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Mo

13 Nov 2006 at 14:16 - 930

Too bad I don't have a screen of this one, but it went like...

Him: GW is closing down, has been bought by Atari. I'm here to collect all your money, thanks. *comes to me and opens trade*
Me: Like hell yeah... *major eye-roll*
Him:

...
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Him: GW is closing down, has been bought by Atari. I'm here to collect all your money, thanks.

And to think that some people out there probably believed him. I find it kinda funny now, but yesterday I was annoyed to death so it was less funny >_>.

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

13 Nov 2006 at 15:56 - 931

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiypher

moko

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Join Date: May 2006

13 Nov 2006 at 16:37 - 932

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

I saw that guy and just reported him for scamming. no action would be taken i suppose; your own fault if your idiotic enough to believe it - the way i think about it :P

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

13 Nov 2006 at 16:58 - 933

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mokone

no action would be taken i suppose; your own fault if your idiotic enough to believe it - the way i think about it :P No, if enough people report the guy, action WILL be taken.

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

13 Nov 2006 at 17:59 - 934

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

No, if enough people report the guy, action WILL be taken. Not enough people care to take the time to report him...

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

13 Nov 2006 at 18:01 - 935

Quote:

Originally Posted by shrouded^god

Not enough people care to take the time to report him... Yes... and that is why the game is filled with crap like this.

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

13 Nov 2006 at 23:34 - 936

so i person from my allaiance ive never spoken to wispers hello to me...
he is red im blue the blacks just guild chat

FireFox

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

Texas

We Wear Sombreros [文文文], Ugly Ducklings [ugly]

13 Nov 2006 at 23:53 - 937

www.iway.ytmnd.com

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

14 Nov 2006 at 04:42 - 938

i was recruiting for my guild then this started up...

Former Ruling

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Cedartown, Georgia

14 Nov 2006 at 06:48 - 939

Didnt get a screenshot, but this just happened during a BP group in Sorrows.

Me and friend were BP. Monk and MM were friends.

Went something like this:

We got to some mob in Sorrows
Me: [random crap to friend]
MM: stfu and attack
Me: Hmm..I am attacking, you can talk and attack...
*MM and Monk talk some crap but eventually shut up*

We beat that mob, and on the next one (had two bosses) minions are Beating up on one boss as we are attacking the other:

*MM starts Wilding Spam-Crtl+clicking the boss we are attacking*
MM: ATTACK THE SAME ******* TARGET.
etc..etc..etc
Me: We are attacking your target...your minions are attacking the other..and you can't pick minions targets
*MM and Monk start some more random Ranting at me...*

In the next group, Monk says he is lagging, MM (which wasnt a very good MM btw - BoTm using when he had no minions, etc) Dies and the monk dies - MM is rezzed, me another BP and MM run off to lose aggro to Rebirth up:

MM: See what not attacking gets you noob
*now I'm thinking...OMG..*
Me: You realize its the monk lagging and you dying that made this happen...
*MM and Monk both do their normal moaning and cussing at me*

They rage a few groups after (of course after dying alot)

Mike_version2

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

14 Nov 2006 at 08:08 - 940

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need

i was recruiting for my guild then this started up...
glad to see maturity in GW is at an all time high....