Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

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^LOL
that is just.............nooooo

Ok I put the chat in order but theres some dialogue missing, but basically this guy is a hypocrit.

I have 3 screenshots, as well as something that happened in droks that I forgot to SS.

Note that in Funny 2, I am joking, as you can see my skill bar.
Note that in Funny 3, the bit I said to my team was referring to people who just invite everyone in the district and think they will get to HoH

Writing in Italics represent actions

Noob: Looking for greens to salvage!
Me (Whisper to Noob) you cant salvage greens
Noob doesn't respond
I go up to him and open trade with him, putting up my Victo's Maul (which I wanted to sell anyway)
Noob: (Whispers back now) I don't want to buy that
---All stuff now between me and the noob are whispers---
Me: but you wanted greens to salvage
Noob: yes, but i wont buy that
Me: But why not?
Noob: because I dont like it
Me: Oh well, you can't salvage greens anyway
Noob: Yes you can
Me: No you can't
Noob: Yes you can, give it to me and i'll salvage it
Me: Ok, 3.5k will satisfy me
Noob: lol i wont pay for it though
Me: So you want me to give you a green so you can salvage it and keep what it comes out as?
Noob: Lol, u no nuts
Me: lol, that doesnt make sense. I have more nuts than u anyway
Noob: yr a noob
Me: Yr more of a noob because you think greens can be salvaged
Noob: they can u noob. ill prove it to u
I have to admit, I suddenly thought that there could be a bug or something that made greens salvageable, so I tried it, knowing whatever came out would be more valuable than 3.5k
Me: It doesnt work, I just tried it
Noob: It does, u no nuts
Me: again, that doesnt make sense. I still have more nuts than you, and always will
Noob: u no nuts
Me: Fine. If you want to be a noob then ill go do things that work
Noob: go ahead, no nuts
Me: lol
Noob spams 'looking for greens to salvage' in local chat again
Other smart person: You cant salvage greens
Me (Whispering Other smart person): lol dont bother, I had a 10 min argument with him. he kept calling me a noob and 'u no nuts'
Other smart person (responding): LMAO