Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Franco

Franco

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

England

VoB

Me/

LOL, you gotta love the ,no noobs at the end :P

Mortanius

Mortanius

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

Everlasting Sacred Path [ESP]

N/

LordDeArnise

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

California, USA

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovecp
Someone observes a phenomenon at Kaineng city

Maybe the Canthans need to dust off their floors better. Makes for a good laugh, though.

Hyper Cutter

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

interesting note: pets leave human footprints...

htb723

htb723

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Holy Patriots

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovecp
Someone observes a phenomenon at Kaineng city

For some reason, the end made me laugh.

LQTM

ryanryanryan0310

ryanryanryan0310

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Scars Meadows [SMS]

Not ingame...but it was too funny to pass up...
Saw this in the auction's...

Bladed Shield Healing Prayers +1 18% MAX Armor good for Paladin (Get +4 Mending) ( 5,000 GLD)

Aejorii

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

SF, CA

W/

His team had 2 people left and were just running around in circles.
So I said "this is a waste of time" and I guess I hit a nerve...



Except he hasn't posted on guru yet..

Dragasa

Dragasa

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

where you least expect



Oven

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

E/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind
Now that is lol-worthy.

In the meantime, Fun with Typos! Apparently no one can spell Hemmorhage, including me.
Omg!! The haenorrhage was me!

Gorebrex

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

I GOTTA get one of these!

kimahri

kimahri

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Defenders of the Blackblade [DotB]

E/

Edaniz Headbutt with that hat!

thedeadwalk!

thedeadwalk!

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2006

Atlantis

The Ocean [quay]

While waiting in AB, the leader asks me (E/A) if I'm a MM. I later had to tell him I'm a nuker. The warrior in the picture is the one asking the question.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...alk/chat1a.jpg

As for the random text in the middle: sometimes the chat filter makes stuff funnier than it really is.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by thedeadwalk!
While waiting in AB, the leader asks me (E/A) if I'm a MM. I later had to tell him I'm a nuker. The warrior in the picture is the one asking the question.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...alk/chat1a.jpg

As for the random text in the middle: sometimes the chat filter makes stuff funnier than it really is. You shoulda just replied "You fail it."

Slainster

Slainster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by thedeadwalk!
While waiting in AB, the leader asks me (E/A) if I'm a MM. I later had to tell him I'm a nuker. The warrior in the picture is the one asking the question.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...alk/chat1a.jpg

As for the random text in the middle: sometimes the chat filter makes stuff funnier than it really is. Sometimes you gotto wonder^^

Slainster

Slainster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by shaolin mind trick
This one is really old, but a classic

class!

Dragasa

Dragasa

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

where you least expect

Franco

Franco

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

England

VoB

Me/




Now it is...

Sir Mad

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

R/

^ I've seen many people trying to buy a "tattered girl's cape" in Kaineng since Gaile said something about Gwen's items. Of course I bet they'll forever remain as useless as they are at the moment

Killaya

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragasa
ROFL. I love the survivor one.

Franco

Franco

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

England

VoB

Me/

I didnt know wammos knew what frenzy and heal sig is.

Dreikki

Dreikki

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Kemi, Finland.

Pirates of the Searing [YoHo]

Mo/

Hmmh, some guy in my alliance.

Relambrien

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

W/

Backstory:

I had just gotten out of an RA match and this guy was asking about what a PvP character's "homeland" determines. I explained to him that the only thing it affects is the character model. For some reason, he thought it also affected the skills the character could use. After I finished explaining that, somehow we got into a discussion about Rits in RA. He thought they were too good, and how they were impossible to beat with half the classes. I didn't catch all of the conversation, as most of it happened in RA AD1, but by the top of this image, he had asked me how on earth to beat a rit with an assassin. I gave him a truthful response, involving having someone go in first to make the spirits auto-attack him and then move in while the rit is focusing on the target.

EDIT: I accidentally blacked out part of one of the guy's messages, but it involved people going in and dying in five seconds.

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

lol "You cant even kill shadowsong because it blinds you while attacking it"

Koren of Darkwood

Koren of Darkwood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2006

New Hampshire

Order of Bahamut

N/Mo

I was in Shing Jei last night fooling around with the boardwalk stuff, and someone asked a question that just made me giggle:

Relambrien

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

W/

Okay, a REALLY hefty chunk of chat here. This was in one of the Observer Mode rooms during the DeeR vs. PnH match in the playoff thing today. It's the whole chat from start to finish.

Note: In the chat, I am "Tsunaida Kimi No Te"

Note 2: As you can see in the chat itself, I asked, twice, if anyone objected to having their name shown, and only one person responded saying they did. That person is the only one with the name blacked out. However, I did black out the name and guild of someone I mentioned in the chat who wasn't there at the time. I also blacked out part of one line which I felt was absolutely necessary, as leaving it would likely cause SEVERE problems for the person who said it.

Note 3: I blacked out vulgar words I saw, but if I missed some, please tell me.

And now that I've gotten that out of the way...

Sir Mad

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

R/



Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005




Mending wamos FTW! .....not D:

Aki Soyokaze

Aki Soyokaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Vancouver



This guy was begging for tickets and was told 'No' and to help himself rather than expecting things from other people. Gotta love his response though.

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aki Soyokaze


This guy was begging for tickets and was told 'No' and to help himself rather than expecting things from other people. Gotta love his response though. You should report him for impersonating a staff member, get him banned :]

Aki Soyokaze

Aki Soyokaze

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

Vancouver

Quote:
Originally Posted by Vahn Roi
You should report him for impersonating a staff member, get him banned :] Didn't involve me so it's not my concern. :P

Cataclysm

Cataclysm

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Lost Dynasty [SEEK]

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Faustus The Eighth
I was at the Desert with my Ranger waiting at Thirsty River. YTMND ftw

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/a...8&d=1145673008 Someone explain that to me plz...


^I'm so mean...^

dbgtboy

dbgtboy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2005

irl

i quit playing

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cataclysm
Someone explain that to me plz...


^I'm so mean...^
thats probably the best post in this thread, it made me lol.

Jeff Highwind

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

I do that all the time in FA. It's quite enjoyable to see them drop.

Trub

Trub

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Mar 2006

Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.

Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]

Looks like one of the game writers is having a 'small' domestic issue....oO

Alleji

Alleji

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo Wombat
I hope this one dies in a fire...

Rofl, I do that all the time as a joke. A couple days ago a guildy of mine needed to do Eternal Grove and when I mapped in there he spammed "WTB r9 players for mission"

Obviously, we weren't actually trying to get a r9 group for mission and in fact we went just 3 people with henches. I bet that guy isn't being serious either. :P

Cyan The Archer

Cyan The Archer

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Denmark

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreikki
Hmmh, some guy in my alliance.

LOL That's just too embarrasing.. At least he was fighting for the Kurzicks

Franco

Franco

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

England

VoB

Me/




haha just had this in Random Arenas xD

some guy

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trub
Looks like one of the game writers is having a 'small' domestic issue....oO

That's just wrong!!

Paul Mahdi

Paul Mahdi

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Fort Worth, Texas

[HS]

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trub
Looks like one of the game writers is having a 'small' domestic issue....oO


I laughed at "having a 'small' domestic issue" more then the actual picture. Nice captioning job