Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Quote: Originally Posted by Saix The Spartan

Heres one from last night

Dun have a Screen of it anymore but I'll never forget this:

"How do I become Ranger :S"

and then a few mins later..

"Damn! Think I picked Warrior"

Dont have screen but here it goes

somebody in KC Center spamming Can somebody give me plz 700.
and everybody, was getting tired people were flaming him and some saying
giving 700 gold away exept. [Noobie]
then i said if you can catch me ill give you 1k. then he was running after me in kc for 10min i hade a time of my life. lol

Oh man... if i could post text copies of the conversations that happen on my alliance's ventrilo channel.

Quote: Originally Posted by bakabum

In old Tombs.

This guy made me laugh, try an english speaking district

heres all of the funny things ive seen on a screenshot.. although the best one was in alliance chat, which went about shiro that caused the afflicted through aids and used a special skill for it called: "Condom Rip"
to bad i didnt take a screenie then.. maybe some ppl remember it

Quote: Originally Posted by Giera

I lost most of my really good ones do to multiple reformats, but the one I really miss was from 15 months ago. My war was only up to Piken square and there was some guy yelling at Ivor Trueshot asking him how he equiped his weapon in town.

Ok so i was doing an infusion run and this guys was spamming: we are capping barrage right?

But he was the only other ranger and nobody would tell him to calm down, so I starded...lol BTW I'm a girl, you'll understand towards the end.

Quote: Originally Posted by RotteN

Me and a friend of mine, both Master Treasure Hunters (6) have been whispered by a guy firstly pretending to be a.net employe, then just acting like an idion ebayer/willing-to-be-banned guy

just a minute of fun, sending unblanked version to a.net support this is something that really hurt my nerves, guys bitching at someone that plays the game better then them





didn't care about blanking solid shadowgirl's whispers, i know him and he agreed

Quote: Originally Posted by Juno Onuj

Quote: Originally Posted by linhlh

Just after the Dragon Festival, I saw someone in Shing Jea trying to sell their dragon mask for 20k. So I inform the district that you cannot use someone else's mask. This is the brief discussion that the scammer and I had:



I guess you can't argue with that logic.

This is a old video of Lulu and friends running the very first FoC spike in tombs. Lulu's comments are classic: hmm i wonder what kind of ele that emo is? desecrate enchanments in 3,2,1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiOKjd2k-g0

Quote: Originally Posted by vinegrower

Lol, I'm too lazy to post up a screenshot, so I'll just write their comments

This was in Lions Arch District 1, where I happened to be near a Geartrick Meeting and ended up befriending alot of them (and meeting Derrick) So after the meeting this is what happened

*Weirdo 1 Walks up to a Foreign Seller*
Weirdo 1:Hi, Baby.
Weirdo 1:Foreign Guy (I took out the name), I have something to tell you
Weirdo 1:you made me feel like a man again
Weirdo 1:and, I love that about you...
Weirdo 1:the way you walk, the way you talk
Weirdo 1:that thing you do with your tongue
Weirdo 1:you're just...amazing
Weirdo 1:I love you Foreign Guy, I mean it
Weirdo 1:and, will you marry me?
*Kneels to the foreign male monk*(Btw, Weirdo 1 is a warrior male)
Me: IF YOU LOVED HIM YOU WOULDN'T MAKE SO MANY TYPOS WITH HIS NAME
Weirdo 1:---- YOU, ITS MY LOVE STORY
*Weirdo 1 and Weirdo 2(friend of 1) stand on opposite sides of the monk*
*Weirdo 1 starts dancing*
*Weirdo 2 starts dancing*
Random Guy:Nice, a Foreign Guy sandwhich
Weirdo 1:OMG I WNT 2 --- U SO HARD LOL
Weirdo 1:I want you to nibble on my nipples like they're spicy pepporoni
*Weirdo 1 points at a level 11 warrior with ascalon armor(named beginner, for forum rule purposes)*
Weirdo 1:Hey Beginner, you have one hell of a set of abs.
Weirdo 1:I'd like to cook an egg on it
Me:ROFL
*Weirdo 2 and Weirdo 3 walk in and /dance on the Foreign Guy*
Weirdo 1:LMAO
Weirdo 1:ROFL ROFL
Foreign Guy (OMG HE SPEAKS LOL):GAY!
Weirdo 3:you like?
Weirdo 1:Wow I feel so left out now
Weirdo 1:Umm I'm the team leader...
Weirdo 1:Wtf
Foreign Guy:Sells China the War Axe (req 7) 15%~50 20-19% Canada Holds The Black Magic 19% 98k
Me whisper Foreign Guy:....Canada holds the black magic........?
*In trade is a War Axe, req 7, 15^50%, 20/19 sundering, 19% Enchant Longer, 5-24 dmg*
Me:No Thank You
*Foreign Guy Trades again, 20% Enchanting now*
Me:...lol its not max
Foreign Guy:China holds the black magic
Me:......o.........k.....
Beginner:Awww come here sugar
Beginner:Cmon, shake it
*Beginner, Weirdo 1, 2, 3 start dancing on Foreign Guy*
Foreign Guy:GAY!
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OK, this was really weird...Weirdo 1 started a fad; "Humping the foreign guy*, and everyone else started doing it...lol... some of the comments are really weird, and if you guys no what he means by "china holds the black magic" ... do tell lol
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Guy:Hey, I'm abuot to join a rank 100 guild, or at least have a chance to. my friend is in it
Me:Wow, nice
Me:Are you experienced in PvP?
Guy:Yea
Me:cool, what kind of build you run?
Guy:Anti-Warrior
Me:............................................... ....
Guy:It owns
Me:No it doesn't...
Guy:sever artery, gash, riptose, deadly riptose, shield stance, dolyak signet, gladiators defense, healing signet
Meude, your gonna run that in a GvG?
Guy:hell yea, if i have a monk im fine
Me:...O god no please dont
Guy:It owns dude
Me:A warrior won't be attacking you much, dude
Guy:Yea they will
Me:Hmm
Me:Your missing, interrupt, knock down, no spikes, no movement buff, actually movement DECREASE, no rez
Guy:So I take out shield stance and dolyak signet for distracting and sprint and im ok?
Me:............................................... ..............................
*doesnt speak for 10 minutes*
Guy:Omfg, they didn't let me in
Me:Oh my god! Really?
Guy:Yea, they didn't even give me a chance
Me:Well, as a friend, I'm being truthful. With a build like that I woulnd't let you in either
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Chest running at Raisu Palace
Me:Lets roll off guys, for that suicide chest
(This was near Ky, the monk boss)
I roll 99 of 100
Player 2 rolls 54 of 100
Player 3 rolls 2 of 100
Player 3:ZOMG WTF
Player 3 rolls 4 of 100
Player 3:WHAT THE ----
Player 4:Hahahahah, gg to you
Player 5 rolls 32 of 100
Player 6 rolls 87 of 100
Player 7 rolls 93 of 100
Player 4:hahaha, go on now, player 3
Me:You haven't rolled yet Player 4
Player 4:w.e
Player 4 rolls 1 of 100
Player 4:What The ----!!!!!!!!!!
Player 4 leaves the game.
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Last Convo

Fow Armor Guy:WTS Golden Pheonix Blade, req 9 PERFECT STATS ~RAREST SWORD IN GAME~ 100k+5 ectos!
Me:Hey, dude, you know that GPB ain't rarest sword in game?
FoW Guy:lol what is it then
Me:crystalline
FoW Guy:no its pheonix dude >.>
Me:You, my friend, are a noob
FoW Guy:A noob with fow armor
FoW Guy:thankx come again
Me:LOLOLOLOL
Me:So tell me, how do you get a crystalline sword, o mighty noob in FoW armor
FoW Guy:shh noob, talking to you is of no value to me
*10 minutes later*
FoW Guy:WTS Golden Pheonix Blade Sword, req 9, PERFECT STATS ~RARE SWORD~ 100k!