Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

13 Oct 2006 at 22:48 - 721

Sorry, I can't resist...

4 (or @) A
8 (or |3) B
< C
|) D
3 E
|= F
9 G
|-| H
| I
_| J
|< K
|_ L
|\/| M
|\| N
0 O
|> P
Q Q
12 (or |2) R
5 S
7 T
|_| U
\/ V
\/\/ W
>< X
`/ Y
Z Z

^ That's the 1337 I know :P
I try not to use it except when needed. My favorite use is as my Windows XP password hint, and since I'm the only one in my house who can read it, I just have to put my password in 1337 as the hint and I'll never forget it...

Now, how could I make this post legit...

Oh yeah, here's something that's not exactly funny, but meh.

Ghostly Hero: I know what it is you seek, for I too wish to claim the Hall of Heroes.
Me (at the same time): I know what it is you seek, for I too wish to claim the Hall of Heroes.
Me: Hey...JINX!
Group members: lol

Avarre

Bubblegum Patrol

Join Date: Dec 2005

Singapore Armed Forces

14 Oct 2006 at 00:10 - 722

I prefer '_7' for J, '[,]' for Q and '1' for L, but whatever, l33t has 'dialects' between groups of people

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

14 Oct 2006 at 23:32 - 723

This just happened about 5 minutes ago. Unbelievable...

Franco

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2006

England

VoB

Me/

14 Oct 2006 at 23:50 - 724

ROFL, thanks man, i needed something to cheer me up =P

Quote:

This just happened about 5 minutes ago. Unbelievable...

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

15 Oct 2006 at 01:18 - 725

I don't get it.

Kry Onicle

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

Steel Phoenix [StP]

15 Oct 2006 at 01:26 - 726

Saw 'max dmg 14-26 dmg+19%hexed bow 100k' being spammed, so i thought id be nice and was going to explain the whole 'what inherent mods make an item worth something' thing, and this happened..

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

15 Oct 2006 at 01:32 - 727

Now that is lol-worthy.

In the meantime, Fun with Typos! Apparently no one can spell Hemmorhage, including me.

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

15 Oct 2006 at 01:51 - 728

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Highwind

I don't get it. Guys in Augury(in desert), and doesnt know where Maguuma jungle is, even though you have to pass through it to get to desert.
Looks like runs are getting expensive!

Then the "no lol" guy got called a noob...

Jeff Highwind

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Grenth's Rejects [GR]

R/Mo

15 Oct 2006 at 01:56 - 729

That's a damn con. I got my run in that mission for free!

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

15 Oct 2006 at 02:57 - 730

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Guys in Augury(in desert), and doesnt know where Maguuma jungle is, even though you have to pass through it to get to desert. Actually, you can bypass the jungle entirely due to the link between north and south Kryta...

TERRORISTsam

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2006

None

Mo/W

15 Oct 2006 at 05:08 - 731

These two made me laugh in lions the other night

Sam

Rathcail

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

15 Oct 2006 at 09:49 - 732

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Guys in Augury(in desert), and doesnt know where Maguuma jungle is, even though you have to pass through it to get to desert. This was seen in southern Shiverpeaks:

got lah

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

[LOOL]

15 Oct 2006 at 10:59 - 733

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avarre

l33t is actually a very important skill, when my friend's keyboard messed up and only typed in chinese, he had to use symbols to communicate!

|-|3 /\/\34/\/5 /\/\3.

(he means me.)

And just to make the post legit...

Ghostly Hero: I know what it is you seek, for I too wish to claim the Hall of Heroes.
Me : HEY ME2 LOL

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

15 Oct 2006 at 14:05 - 734

check this guy out:
ahahhaah

edit: click to get larger image

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

15 Oct 2006 at 16:41 - 735

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rathcail

This was seen in southern Shiverpeaks:

XD Yeah, that's... something. Wonder if they got a Drok's run...

Witte Was

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2006

Left GW

Proud Member of : Glob of Ectospasm [GoE]

15 Oct 2006 at 19:13 - 736

Strange people sometimes

Tsai

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Majestic Dragons [MaD]

Mo/

15 Oct 2006 at 19:26 - 737

i blame these types of people for encouraging wammos

Pupu

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Dec 2005

Left gw..yawn

W/N

15 Oct 2006 at 19:28 - 738

Quote:

Originally Posted by TERRORISTsam

These two made me laugh in lions the other night

Sam bet that guy is sir kaze *LOOKING FOR GF* rofl i see him every once in a while

some guy

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

SPAWN CAMPING YOUR HOUSE

We Speed Clear H O H [ HsC]

15 Oct 2006 at 19:30 - 739

I saw the same HH wammo recruiting message at Zu Kin yesterday.

Killaya

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Ohio

Fabric of Existence [ohGr]

N/Mo

15 Oct 2006 at 21:52 - 740

How exactly does one "invald" themselves?

BuGi

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

Guardians of the Stars

R/Rt

15 Oct 2006 at 22:59 - 741

For whatever reason, I seem to attract odd whispers from time to time. Earlier today I was standing in Aurora Glade outpost with my ele, armor from cantha. Some other ele proceeds to run around me looking at me. After a while he whispers (all caps, lower case are mine :P)
SHOW PLEASE
YOUR YEY?!
sorry?
YOUR EEY?
YOUR EYE?
so I put my geomancers aura on the trade and he/she says: PRETTY, HOW MUCH?
after explaining that he can't use it even if I would sell it, he leaves without saying anything :P

Another whisper a while back was from some guy I faintly remember seeing somewhere, no idea where. He asks "are u taxi?"

Also, some collected funnies on a pic:

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

16 Oct 2006 at 01:47 - 742

Theres some strange people on the Internet!

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

16 Oct 2006 at 01:50 - 743

^Yes yes there is

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

16 Oct 2006 at 05:46 - 744

I ran into a new one: someone asking who Shiro is. In Imperial Sanctum

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

16 Oct 2006 at 05:54 - 745

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyper Cutter

I ran into a new one: someone asking who Shiro is. In Imperial Sanctum That's like asking how to use the chat in local chat.

M1h4iL

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Perth, Australia

16 Oct 2006 at 09:06 - 746

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann

That's like asking how to use the chat in local chat. Homer Simpson: "Operator! Operator! what the phone number for 911!"

LordDeArnise

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

California, USA

The Elite Knights of Tarnia [PwnD]

16 Oct 2006 at 09:17 - 747

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorebrex

Theres some strange people on the Internet!
I've seen worse people than that. That person needs to get gelded.

McMullen

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

R/W

16 Oct 2006 at 10:06 - 748

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

16 Oct 2006 at 12:26 - 749

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyper Cutter

I ran into a new one: someone asking who Shiro is. In Imperial Sanctum Thats either they have short memory or they were afk during cinematics when he showed up or arent paying attention.

~Old 3fl.

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

16 Oct 2006 at 13:02 - 750

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

16 Oct 2006 at 13:09 - 751

Funny^
I can almost read his name

^.^

~Old 3fl

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

16 Oct 2006 at 13:23 - 752

This is disgusting found in ToA:

I bet hes really a dude

~old 3fl

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

16 Oct 2006 at 14:17 - 753

lol thats more than a little disturbing.... It'd be a 13yr old male, it always is, just like in Pre-Searing....

-Old 3FL-

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

Western Australia.

Crystal Mountain [CM]

16 Oct 2006 at 14:17 - 754

Aye it was very disturbing for me

~old 3fl

Gorebrex

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

16 Oct 2006 at 14:30 - 755

Quote:

Originally Posted by McMullen

Not very gentlemanly at all, actually!

Quote: Originally Posted by shrouded^god Just last night, was in a God-awful group, doing Elona. At least theyd said at start that it was their 1st time there. Got the monk to pick up 1st crystal, then she says, "Where do I take this?" Moral is: Pay attention to cutsences if youre new!

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-

This is disgusting found in ToA:

I bet hes really a dude

~old 3fl I think that was pretty damn funny! I seen a few ads for exotic dancers before, usually in main cities.
Edit: Forgot to add that the "Undamaged" part is what makes it really funny

Hyper Cutter

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Knights of the White Eye [HINA]

16 Oct 2006 at 20:59 - 756

Here's the screenshot of the incident I mentioned earlier...

ilovecp

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Plopville

R/Rt

18 Oct 2006 at 13:16 - 757

Someone observes a phenomenon at Kaineng city

Maria The Princess

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

Aequitas Deis

18 Oct 2006 at 13:33 - 758

^lmao

Giga Strike

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2006

stranded in vabbi this time

None [N/A]

18 Oct 2006 at 17:52 - 759

can i just say what the conversation was? i dont have a screen shot for a couple of them.

shaolin mind trick

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada

Aequitas Deis [AD]

Mo/Me

18 Oct 2006 at 18:07 - 760

This one is really old, but a classic