Post your IN-GAME CHAT funniness! (No names in pics)
Doomlord_Slayermann
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Originally Posted by Juno Onuj
RA is fun
I've gotten into quite a few arguments lately with people who don't realize how bad sundering is. Oh well, cheaper Vampiric mods for the rest of us, then.
I've gotten into quite a few arguments lately with people who don't realize how bad sundering is. Oh well, cheaper Vampiric mods for the rest of us, then.
linh
Red : Funny guy
Green : some random guys.
M1h4iL
^Rofl
Zinger314
So, I was doing my normal "I'll answer ANY question" routine, when I get a really stupid question.
You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. Nothing bannable about that.
The bad thing about it is that the person went directly to DND mode, so I couldn't warn her that it wouldn't do anything. (Since, of course, a minor joke about sex is worse than people spamming profanities.)
The worst thing is that the person was a regular poster on Guru.
You know who you are. Welcome to the internet.
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EDIT: I tracked down the person's boards name, apparently that person was banned. So that feels good. Although if I do get banned, I'll just laugh.
You ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. Nothing bannable about that.
The bad thing about it is that the person went directly to DND mode, so I couldn't warn her that it wouldn't do anything. (Since, of course, a minor joke about sex is worse than people spamming profanities.)
The worst thing is that the person was a regular poster on Guru.
You know who you are. Welcome to the internet.
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EDIT: I tracked down the person's boards name, apparently that person was banned. So that feels good. Although if I do get banned, I'll just laugh.
Jeff Highwind
That dude must be extremly anal about his lack of booty.
But that was a brilliant response to the question.
But that was a brilliant response to the question.
Karatta
Check this out.
Im a noob for being a year into this game and not knowing what pets go for, but this guy was a simpleton and couldnt avoid my "ubr m1nd [email protected] sk1llz"
(Unpictured first contact) " (HIM) WTS MINIPET! PST"
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First time on the forums, and I wish I could afford photoshop, so dont bother pointing out my horrible copy-pastia skills.
Im a noob for being a year into this game and not knowing what pets go for, but this guy was a simpleton and couldnt avoid my "ubr m1nd [email protected] sk1llz"
(Unpictured first contact) " (HIM) WTS MINIPET! PST"
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
First time on the forums, and I wish I could afford photoshop, so dont bother pointing out my horrible copy-pastia skills.
DragonFeast
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Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-
came across this in yaks bend
i swear i almost fell of my seat in laughter
ROFLMAO i saw that guy in LA once
little mini dude
jade armor 10k? pfft
Guardian of the Light
Quote:
Originally Posted by linhlh
Red : Funny guy
Green : some random guys.
LOL that was good.
fenix
um...what? You asked a guy how much a minipet was so you could get the value of yours? You could've just checked these forums in the Price Check section.....
Unlucky Slayer
I hate this thread merging system... Broke another thread. T_T
Aki Soyokaze
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Originally Posted by -Old 3FL-
came across this in yaks bend
i swear i almost fell of my seat in laughter
Ran into the same guy as you I think.
Guess I didn't give him the right kind of attention.
Former Ruling
Some back story first.
We go in to GvG (this is like..awhile ago, testing a build), and the opponent is a horrible rank (like one of those 2-3,000 ranked guilds).
Anyway, they are pressure, and they kill our monk a few times, but we take them back into their base and slowly start to work on them. We decent not to kill the Glord and DP them out.
We end up DP'ing all but 1 of their people. Then our party leader thinks it would be funny to mess with them alittle, and we ALL take our armor off and make a circle around their guild lord and let him Cyclone Axe as to death.
Then this happens:
We basically crapped our pants after that, and then they resigned as we rezzed.
We go in to GvG (this is like..awhile ago, testing a build), and the opponent is a horrible rank (like one of those 2-3,000 ranked guilds).
Anyway, they are pressure, and they kill our monk a few times, but we take them back into their base and slowly start to work on them. We decent not to kill the Glord and DP them out.
We end up DP'ing all but 1 of their people. Then our party leader thinks it would be funny to mess with them alittle, and we ALL take our armor off and make a circle around their guild lord and let him Cyclone Axe as to death.
Then this happens:
We basically crapped our pants after that, and then they resigned as we rezzed.
Blind Rage
it would have been more hilarious if it was a rank 9 person.
Aki Soyokaze
45 year old guy with a gw girlfriend and he wants his guildies to call them Mom and Dad? o_O
-Old 3FL-
thats just sad O_o
Gorebrex
Need party members for Titan quests? Try some incentive!
LordDeArnise
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Originally Posted by Aki Soyokaze
45 year old guy with a gw girlfriend and he wants his guildies to call them Mom and Dad? o_O Hmm, there's something you don't find very often in GW. Most older players who play MMO's tend to lean towards EQ.
Here's a chat log I came upon while getting a drink. May sound weird, but it still was a great laugh, and they were all joking in the end.
Killaya
^ In Droks
The Big Comedown = me which is why I didn't block the name
^In Houze zu Heltz
Kusandaa
I think this one is one of those "you have to be there" thing, but we found this hilarious. I have to leave a part of his name for the joke to be understood.
Story: A guildie and I needed Dragon's Lair. Problem, not all of us knew he was AFK so once we got a team, we had to wait for him. And while waiting, there was this warrior who kept inviting himself. Someone went "EWW" in team chat, and given I'm curious, I rush to him...
... Only to find the warrior, half-naked, dancing -well, rubbing his crotch- on our monk guildie.
This ensues.
We had to tell him off a few times before he moved on. I hate impatient people.
Story: A guildie and I needed Dragon's Lair. Problem, not all of us knew he was AFK so once we got a team, we had to wait for him. And while waiting, there was this warrior who kept inviting himself. Someone went "EWW" in team chat, and given I'm curious, I rush to him...
... Only to find the warrior, half-naked, dancing -well, rubbing his crotch- on our monk guildie.
This ensues.
We had to tell him off a few times before he moved on. I hate impatient people.
Vahn Roi
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Originally Posted by Killaya
^In Houze zu Heltz Being heavily involved with the gothic culture during high school, that one tickled me pink.
Star Alfur
Saw this while idling around Hell's Precipice AD1~
Evenstar
the following conversation took place in ab a few days ago(ill post the screenshot when ill find it):
guy A: (guy B'S name) :nuke the hell out of ele shrine(guy b in an ele)
guy A after a while: oh your water
guy B:i have one nuking skill
guy B after a while:but not on me
a few seconds later(he was probably looking for that niking skill):maelstorm
i personally found it funny
guy A: (guy B'S name) :nuke the hell out of ele shrine(guy b in an ele)
guy A after a while: oh your water
guy B:i have one nuking skill
guy B after a while:but not on me
a few seconds later(he was probably looking for that niking skill):maelstorm
i personally found it funny
Misa
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aki Soyokaze
45 year old guy with a gw girlfriend and he wants his guildies to call them Mom and Dad? o_O omg hahahahahahah
this just made my day
Zeek Aran
I'm sitting with my alliance friend in Shing Jea when this male level five assassin comes up and sits, first, very close to my character's face, then goes over to my friend. My friend is a male IRL but has a female character in the game, so of course someone such as this homophobe Ryu will gaze at. I was bored and decided to protect my ally by harrassment.
Shrouded Waffle
Guild chat FTW.
Kusandaa
Watch out! This dangerous individual was spotted in the area of Ascalon Abbey. Some say he's armed with Gargoyle Skulls... and they are right. *Cue scary music*
Guardian of the Light
Well I was monking in RA and I ran across a annoying Assassin who wouldn't take vamp off.
Gros Albert
Found it Funny eh
Faer
Why yes, yes I am a hardcore gamer. A tad too hardcore at times, in fact...
Vermilion
Alliance chat ftl.
Relambrien
Quote:
Originally Posted by Faer
Why yes, yes I am a hardcore gamer. A tad too hardcore at times, in fact...
DDR ftw, seriously I love the game :PNothing really new to post that's too funny, but here's something.
Alliance Leader: Guys, please refrain from using 1337speak in alliance chat.
Alliance member 1: pwnz0r3d, i w4n7 2 use 1337speak.
Alliance member 2: w7f, n0 1337speak?
Alliance member 3: y cant i use 1337speak?
Me: ...Can anyone read the last three messages?
Doomlord_Slayermann
Quote:
Originally Posted by Relambrien
DDR ftw, seriously I love the game :P
Nothing really new to post that's too funny, but here's something.
Alliance Leader: Guys, please refrain from using 1337speak in alliance chat.
Alliance member 1: pwnz0r3d, i w4n7 2 use 1337speak.
Alliance member 2: w7f, n0 1337speak?
Alliance member 3: y cant i use 1337speak?
Me: ...Can anyone read the last three messages? With ease. Would have been better if the first guy had responded with something along the lines of "|*\/\/|\|Z0|23|) | \/\/4|\|7 2 |_|53Z0|2Z 73|-| 13375|*34|<".
Nothing really new to post that's too funny, but here's something.
Alliance Leader: Guys, please refrain from using 1337speak in alliance chat.
Alliance member 1: pwnz0r3d, i w4n7 2 use 1337speak.
Alliance member 2: w7f, n0 1337speak?
Alliance member 3: y cant i use 1337speak?
Me: ...Can anyone read the last three messages? With ease. Would have been better if the first guy had responded with something along the lines of "|*\/\/|\|Z0|23|) | \/\/4|\|7 2 |_|53Z0|2Z 73|-| 13375|*34|<".
Guardian of the Light
Avarre
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
With ease. Would have been better if the first guy had responded with something along the lines of "|*\/\/|\|Z0|23|) | \/\/4|\|7 2 |_|53Z0|2Z 73|-| 13375|*34|<".
l33t is actually a very important skill, when my friend's keyboard messed up and only typed in chinese, he had to use symbols to communicate!
Giga Strike
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Havre Fras
Happened months ago. Was gonna post but never ended up doing so.
Red is the idiot and blue are the people who were left out of the people I was running.
At least I don't do too many runs anymore.
Riplox
Random stuff rom d1 of Elona Reach. The actual conversation was a little longer but I didn't get a screen of the whole thing. - Whoompis lol
lol