The following is a TRUE story. And for our household, this dialog isn't all that unusual...
"Hey Dad! Some Wammo is molesting your character!"
I'd been AFK for a moment, and returned to find my lovely ranger woman surrounded by Wammos. She's been standing quietly at the Xunlai reps in Lion's Arch, minding her own business.
"Get off of her you perverts!" I growled, moving her quickly away from the prowling masses.
They CHASED me. Yup, those iron-clad numbskulls CHASED my poor ranger all over. I finally warped to the Temple of Ages, only to have *another* Wammo start molesting my character!
The daughters found this highly amusing.
I asked my lovely wife, "Do guys just come up an cop a feel in real life?"
All four females in the room nodded.
"Maybe you shouldn't wear that armor," my middle daughter suggested.
"Why not?" I asked. After all, I think Alanora looks quite fetching in her Black 15k Druid's set.
"It's hot in Kryta," I explained. "You try wearing full leather body armor in the jungle."
"Uh-huh," my wife replied knowingly.
"Well, I don't rub my character against some husky monk!" I protested.
"Monks are celibate, Dad," said my oldest daughter. "That's why you can't find any."
And so it goes...
Guild Wars Taught Me About Being a Woman
ChaoticCoyote
Former Ruling
Mhenlo isn't celibate...He macks all the ladies. Listen to his Canthan Dialogue 
me12me12
this is a great story, very funny, made me laugh for a while 
l personally would have used the /shoo command
l personally would have used the /shoo command
ChaoticCoyote
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Originally Posted by Former Ruling
Mhenlo isn't celibate...He macks all the ladies. Listen to his Canthan Dialogue
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The dialogue between Cynn and his "friends" is priceless; I really think Eve should have gotten in on the sarcasm as well.
Jaguar
Those wammos >.>
00039
that's what you get for wearing a bikini >_>"
Jetdoc
For some reason, this happens to my female ritualist when I disrobe and dance in The Marketplace. :dunno:
GloryFox
ROFL...LOL...
Ok I get the same respons with my poor Ritualist. She has 15k exotic dyed white and every Whammo out there must do the bump and Grind. It does get anoying after a while. Somtimes id like my Ritualist to actualy wear a Burka to keep perv's away. I guess I'll have to have my wife pic my armor from now on.
Ok I get the same respons with my poor Ritualist. She has 15k exotic dyed white and every Whammo out there must do the bump and Grind. It does get anoying after a while. Somtimes id like my Ritualist to actualy wear a Burka to keep perv's away. I guess I'll have to have my wife pic my armor from now on.
lyra_song
You have been wammo'ed.
Thankfully that stopped happening to me since i dont AFK in populated areas much ^^
True story:
Im doing laundry, so i left my necro afk in LA. i told my guildmate that id check in from time to time and dared her to find me (i was in district 5), with the only hint being "I'm AFK in tyria somewhere".
So i do laundry..come back little while and find my guildmate next to my char, she invites me, i join her and congratulate her and promptly go afk again.
I come back later and find myself in our guild hall. Apparently my poor necro was being wammo'ed and she decided to zone me there cause she didnt wanna see it happen ^^;
Thankfully that stopped happening to me since i dont AFK in populated areas much ^^
True story:
Im doing laundry, so i left my necro afk in LA. i told my guildmate that id check in from time to time and dared her to find me (i was in district 5), with the only hint being "I'm AFK in tyria somewhere".
So i do laundry..come back little while and find my guildmate next to my char, she invites me, i join her and congratulate her and promptly go afk again.
I come back later and find myself in our guild hall. Apparently my poor necro was being wammo'ed and she decided to zone me there cause she didnt wanna see it happen ^^;
Rathcail
My warrior doesn't bother the ladies. Except the Xunlai Agent, he'll hump those if he gets in the mood.
Haggard
I speak for about 3% of wammos when I say that some of us value gentlemanly conduct and not mindlessly gyrating over female characters. But the other 97%..
Zinger314
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"Maybe you shouldn't wear that armor," my middle daughter suggested.
"Why not?" I asked. After all, I think Alanora looks quite fetching in her Black 15k Druid's set. |
Chilly Ress
Dont worry bro, that happens to my female ele in 15k canthan armor...
I usually say I'll shove a meteor down their throat.
I usually say I'll shove a meteor down their throat.
GloryFox
So now it seems the term "WHAMMOED" has taken on a whole new meaning.
SFEley
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The following is a TRUE story. And for our household, this dialog isn't all that unusual...
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(I play GW with my wife, but our 16-month-old son hasn't gotten around to heckling us yet...)
ChaoticCoyote
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You have the coolest family ever. But you probably knew that.
(I play GW with my wife, but our 16-month-old son hasn't gotten around to heckling us yet...) |
I met my wife at a RuneQuest PnP RPG session some 24 years ago. I was playing an intelligent ninja duck who specialized in Quack-Foo, and my first word to her was "Quack."
Yup, a gamer girl is worth her weight in gold.
Yeah, they're good girls. The oldest is about to leave the nest; fortunately, I think she'll be able to handle real world Wammos...
As for me, I just want a /kickinnuts emote.
Talon one
thats why my first move after signing on is usualy the switch to the international district. less wammos
Cash
happens to my characters all the time too. i usually respond with "congrats on hitting on a 30 year old male."
milias
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Originally Posted by Cash
happens to my characters all the time too. i usually respond with "congrats on hitting on a 30 year old male."
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Beat_Go_Stick
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Originally Posted by lyra_song
You have been wammo'ed.
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Sir Skullcrasher
My mesmer, elementlist, necro all got wammo on before. I, myself who has a wammo usually wammo them back in return
greenchylde
btw mhenlo is sexy
Ira Blinks
molesters seek the reaction from the person behind molested character. Just ignore them and they will go away quickly.
SaGGGan
I have the same problem with the mesmer 15k enchanters and 1,5k kurzicks armor 
and with my 15k aeromancer and the 1,5 luxon armor
i really wonder why
and with my 15k aeromancer and the 1,5 luxon armor
i really wonder why
milias
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Originally Posted by Ira Blinks
molesters seek the reaction from the person behind molested character. Just ignore them and they will go away quickly.
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Sir Skullcrasher
what about being randomly hugged on?
Samuel Dravis
I've molested the avatar of Dwayna in public before.
>.>
>.>
Esprit
We all know that the Wammo's are boys who just can't get any in real life and are trying to make up for their shortcomings, so they are stuck with crotch thrusting a bunch of data.
Feminist Terrorist
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Originally Posted by Esprit
We all know that the Wammo's are boys who just can't get any in real life and are trying to make up for their shortcomings, so they are stuck with crotch thrusting a bunch of data.
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zelira
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My mesmer, elementlist, necro all got wammo on before. I, myself who has a wammo usually wammo them back in return
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Or start dancing in front of them with a male ele. There's your /kickinnuts emote.
Safer Saviour
I'm female but I usually play males on MMORPGs, it's just nice to be able to go around the worlds without being molested, propositioned and have crude, stupid jeers thrown at me.
Sir Skullcrasher
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Originally Posted by Safer Saviour
I'm female but I usually play males on MMORPGs, it's just nice to be able to go around the worlds without being molested, propositioned and have crude, stupid jeers thrown at me.
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MelechRic
I had a male rit molesting my femme necro the other day. He chased me all around and since I was at aspenwood waiting for a game there wasn't a 2nd dist to zone to.
Solution: I ran into a mob and "inside" a big AFK male warrior. It was funny to see the rit running around looking for me while I hid within my huge meat shield.
Solution: I ran into a mob and "inside" a big AFK male warrior. It was funny to see the rit running around looking for me while I hid within my huge meat shield.
Yagyu_Jyubei
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Originally Posted by Haggard
I speak for about 3% of wammos when I say that some of us value gentlemanly conduct and not mindlessly gyrating over female characters. But the other 97%..
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lg5000
You know, I don't have a problem with my ranger being admired, or my old mes, they both enjoy the attention from the opposite sex.. but.. my new, innocent-looking mes does't appreciate the attention.
We came up with a wonderful solution.. shoulda seen the ranger who had hit on me react when my male mes from my other account, suddenly showed up between us and started hitting on him and then chased him through Dunes
To the OP..yeah, 15k druids will get you that type of attention
We came up with a wonderful solution.. shoulda seen the ranger who had hit on me react when my male mes from my other account, suddenly showed up between us and started hitting on him and then chased him through Dunes
To the OP..yeah, 15k druids will get you that type of attention
Kook~NBK~
I never do the AFK (or sit) emote with my gal characters! That's just an invitation for Wammos. And my lady ranger doesn't dance (Talk about you're mail-order strippers!), she's got her dignity!
Alberic
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Originally Posted by MelechRic
Solution: I ran into a mob and "inside" a big AFK male warrior. It was funny to see the rit running around looking for me while I hid within my huge meat shield.
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Shadowfox1125
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I must admit I am one of those 3% Wammo that knows what is honor and courtship...first..I ask some lady..and then..if she accepts that is..I GRIND HER ALL OVER...
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I've never done anything of the sort with my warrior.. but today I saw a male monk standing innocently and there was a female ranger standing on the same stop, but facing him.. She was playing the guitar.. you know how the female ranger bends her back and then moves forward while she dances.. Looks like they are making..
The above post is rated {R}. Those under 17 must have an adult with them in order to read it.
makosi
My necro got tripple-whammoed. That dance is so pervy.
Eviance
LOL Cute! And my poor sezzy ranger feels your err.. pain... >_>
I do that all the time with my hubby's monk >_> and I have seen his male monk do a lot worse to male warriors >_>
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I do the same, but without the grinding and asking her part..
I've never done anything of the sort with my warrior.. but today I saw a male monk standing innocently and there was a female ranger standing on the same stop, but facing him.. She was playing the guitar.. you know how the female ranger bends her back and then moves forward while she dances.. Looks like they are making.. The above post is rated {R}. Those under 17 must have an adult with them in order to read it. |