Guild Wars Taught Me About Being a Woman

Cjlr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

SMS

E/Me

You know, I really haven't had to deal with that other than one or two one-off situations. Creepy nonetheless, but hardly common.

Maybe it's because I can't afford the really skimpy armour. Though I do wonder about that... What, I'd be paying for what I'm not wearing?

Mournblade

Mournblade

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2005

Houston, Texas

Dawn Treaders [DAWN]

W/Mo

I always back into a corner out of sight when I have to go AFK. Isn't there enough porn on the internet to keep these nutjobs occupied? =P

lg5000

lg5000

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Australia

Mournblade, there can never be enough

Clerihew

Clerihew

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2006

At the bar

Dragons of Ice and Flame [Ice]

Mo/

My female warrior gets Wammoed all the time! I have had many 'charming' teenage boys try to have internet naughties with me whilst I have been afk or running them somewhere.

I usually pretend to be an elderly man. Who wants pre-teens trying to dirty talk you!

*screams in horror*

TheMosesPHD

TheMosesPHD

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Oregon

Mo Mo Patty Blinks [MoMo]

R/

I usually switch off my glads for the less revealing 15k kurzick armor when I'm towning around, but when I wear kurzicks I usually get the noob pms asking me where I got my armor. Of course that's better than the other types of pms I sometimes get when I wear my glads...anyone ever...*barf*...get those??

My monk doesn't really have any revealing armor except the 55 armor I never wear anymore anyway, but still gets wammolested everywhere I go. The rest of my chars are male; I wish I could toggle the option to have all my male chars follow around my female chars and beat up wammos in towns.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

I am a male player. I have 5 characters. I have 1 male character. I have 4 female characters. You can get where I'm going.

My warrior, wears 1.5k Glads. I usually just deny anyone the pleasure of standing near me. I never stand close to anyone in towns or outposts on any character.

My elementalist, wears, um... armor. I guess that's why they all leave her alone.

My Monk, wears Sing Jea armor. I bet most of these guys don't like the look of my monk (makes her look like she would kill you for looking at her the wrong way) and so stay away from her. I like this, because I consider my monk my most innocent character (also the shortest). Then again, she is the exact oposite of my necro (Mo/N), and I do play on getting her FoW armor, eventually.

My Ranger, wears 1.5k Canthan, for now. Not many touch her and I'm probably going to keep it like that by getting 15k Canthan (maybe).

Phoenix Arrows

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Mar 2006

With many other ugly people

We Are All Pretty [ugly]

R/

Funny how this is another reason to hate those Wammos. : )

actionjack

actionjack

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2005

Kali

W/E

Can I get to know your daught better?

Deadly Martini

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Here

Neph

N/Me

are you sure that your female characters don't want that kind of attention?

Thallandor

Thallandor

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Singapore

Seers of Serpents [SoS]

R/

A quick pm reply that i have a hairy back but i like to wax my speedo lines usually scare them off fast enough.

llsektorll

llsektorll

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2005

Toronto, Canada

R/

i like armor philosophy on female charecters... like 15k glads ... best armor is when you wear less...

just look at dark elves from Lineage 2.... can't go wrong with g-strings and thongs and being half naked while u own..

Deadly Martini

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Here

Neph

N/Me

or just tell them that "i want to be in you, NOW..." that'll show them who the real man is

Blind Rage

Blind Rage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

New Zealand

Inyurface Gaming [IYF]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Phoenix Arrows
Funny how this is another reason to hate those Wammos. : )

no... not wammos.... just immaturity

Vahn Roi

Vahn Roi

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

[HiDE]

"What are you, gay?"

Most effective response ever, and one that will get you the quickest flame response in return.

I feel sorry for the ranger females who had to have 15k Druids (though it's beautiful)

Deadly Martini

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

Here

Neph

N/Me

but they'll just say yes

Doomslay

Doomslay

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Knights and Heros

Mo/

true story our guild leader has a wammo and there is this certain Frog that is just the right height( if you get my drift ) to get a real wammo we all were nearly on the floor laughing including a couple of Real females (VENT SO IT IS CONFIRMED)> It was the funnyest moment ever in this game !

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomslay
true story our guild leader has a wammo and there is this certain Frog that is just the right height( if you get my drift ) to get a real wammo we all were nearly on the floor laughing including a couple of Real females (VENT SO IT IS CONFIRMED)> It was the funnyest moment ever in this game !
Where might I find said frog?

Feminist Terrorist

Feminist Terrorist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Oh Noes! The 'burbs!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thallandor
A quick pm reply that i have a hairy back but i like to wax my speedo lines usually scare them off fast enough.
I like this response.

Dawgboy

Dawgboy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Ohio

Antisocial Misfit

I have all female chars and I've seen a lot of this. Usually typing, " /scratches my nuts" in public channel deters them.

Mister O

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

<--- Wammo waiting to get molested (never happen *sob*)

IllusiveMind

IllusiveMind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Oct 2005

Mehtani Keys

The Extraordinary Revolution [ReVo]

P/W

Quote:
<--- Wammo waiting to get molested (never happen *sob*)
It could happen if you put in trade chat.

"Giving away Sundering Crystalline Sword of Fortitude req7 15^50 20/20 +30 HP!"

Slainster

Slainster

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

/signed on the /kickinthenuts emote .. that would awesome WAMMO!

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoticCoyote
I asked my lovely wife, "Do guys just come up an cop a feel in real life?"
On a serious note... Being a man I didn't have any clue how common things like that really are, until I started asking. If you ask women you know very well, _every one_ will be able to tell you stories not only about men coming up to cop a feel, but about narrow escapes from would-be rapists and stalkers. Finding this out was a real eye-opener for me, and not a pleasant one.

cR4zY-n^

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Zadar - Croatia

We Work As A [Team]

Mo/E

Few things. I game for alot of years. (3 Euro cup golds in UT etc).

I don't have a clue why male plays female character if not really necessery for some proffession like in D2, but ok that's ok.

But girls in disguise is bullshit. I knew so many girl gamers that didn't play as male and they were never molested in any way.

Whole life I hear by some shitheads that girls are this girls are that... and what you see? Females raising above rest and arguining over that... but what you see THEN? Girls pretending to be male, what's the point?!! -.-

Get real, 'cos I bet if I said smtn against females I'd have few on my neck right now, so don't pretend you're not the one. xD

cR4zY-n^

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Zadar - Croatia

We Work As A [Team]

Mo/E

Did I already mention that the post itself is non-sense?

"OMG there's MMO wammo character standing next to my female ranger :-((("

Wtf...

swiftygem

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by cR4zY-n^
I don't have a clue why male plays female character if not really necessery for some proffession like in D2, but ok that's ok.
Personally, I chose my female necro because male ones look just sick, especially in the Scar pattern armor, and my female mesmer because male mesmers look pathetic and kinda gay.

Numa Pompilius

Numa Pompilius

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

At an Insit.. Intis... a house.

Live Forever Or Die Trying [GLHF]

W/Me

I was about to say something to cRaZy, but I've already filled my mod-warning quota for the week, so I'll just say that I hope he's as young as he sounds, and will learn as he gets older.

Curse You

Curse You

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Apr 2006

South Pole

The Magus Order

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by swiftygem
Personally, I chose my female necro because male ones look just sick, especially in the Scar pattern armor, and my female mesmer because male mesmers look pathetic and kinda gay.
That's the main reason I have 4 female characters and 1 male.
I personally like the look of the male necro, and just can't stand the female necro hairsyles (mostly). I prefer female warrior becuase she doesn't look like a blundering buffoon like the male warriors do most of the time. Female elementalist, because males ones just look, weird, and run kinda funny. I could have gone either way with my monk, but I chose female due to there being better choices, and becuase I already had mostly female characters (also I wanted her to be the "oposite" of my necro and so gender was included in that). For my ranger, I had to split hairs, it was too hard to decide. I ended up chosing female because they have better looking options and I already had 1 male and 3 female characters at that point.

So yea, mostly gender choice is based on which the person thinks looks best. Just like armor and weapon skins, it has no effect on your character in PvE or PvP fights.

ChaoticCoyote

ChaoticCoyote

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Florida, USA

Imperial Order of the Iguana [IGGY]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
On a serious note... Being a man I didn't have any clue how common things like that really are, until I started asking. If you ask women you know very well, _every one_ will be able to tell you stories not only about men coming up to cop a feel, but about narrow escapes from would-be rapists and stalkers. Finding this out was a real eye-opener for me, and not a pleasant one.
This sort of in-game behavior can be funny, but it's also disturbing. The underlying psychology indicates a callous lack of respect -- though that's nothing new on the anonymous web, is it?

It's not as if it's reportable; I doubt ANet will ban someone for dirty dancing on my toon.

As a father of three lovely young women, I find it disturbing how many adult women I know who have been abused, molested, or even raped. And it's a nice quiet crime no one seems to talk about.

As for Crazy (I don't do "leet", or whatever his name is written in): It isn't a "wammo standing" that we're talking about. It's when I sit my character down, and some Wammo walks up, sticks his crotch in my toon's face, and starts his hip-grinding dance. And when I move away, he chases me with crude language until I'm forced to find another zone.

The problem is not isolated to my female character (I do play males, BTW). My wife and daughters have had the same things happen to their female toons. Well, except the monk; for some reason, no one sexually harasses my eldest daughter's tiny, bald, black monk. But then again, as a monk, she puts up with other rude behaviors, so I guess it all balances out.

Aerian_Skybane

Aerian_Skybane

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

House of Caeruleous [HoC]

R/E

I dont do it with a wammo, but when i had scar patterns on my necro, id run up to all my guildmates (the bastards that dont play anymore), especially my girlfreind's (shes not a bastard...) mesmer and do the necro dance. They always ran away with the sheer nakedness and breif-ness of my necro . It was funny.

But as for whammoing, i think its just a lot of 12-14 year olds that have seen a porn or two and cant get any. /danceing is more fun in my opinion during a dance-off on a stage in Kaineng, or LA. Not for being like that. So annoying.

majoho

majoho

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Denmark

the 12 years old in the game can be pretty annoying like that.

Jetdoc

Jetdoc

Hell's Protector

Join Date: Jul 2005

The Eyes of Texas [BEVO]

D/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by majoho
the 12 years old in the game can be pretty annoying like that.
And the 45 year old perverts as well...

teh blink

teh blink

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2006

Belton, Missouri

Quote:
Originally Posted by Former Ruling
Mhenlo isn't celibate...He macks all the ladies. Listen to his Canthan Dialogue
Lies! I have seen him, countless times tell Cynn (The Female Mage Henchman) to shut up several times during quests and mission. Even so in Divine Path (The Explorabe Area After You Defeat Shiro). If he is this self proclaimed "Mack Daddy" he has alot of work to do.

cR4zY-n^

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Zadar - Croatia

We Work As A [Team]

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numa Pompilius
I was about to say something to cRaZy, but I've already filled my mod-warning quota for the week, so I'll just say that I hope he's as young as he sounds, and will learn as he gets older.
Please don't hurt my internet feelings, big boi.

Goats17

Goats17

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Feb 2006

House Zu Heltzer, laughing at them.

The [GEAR] Trick

N/Me

I am kind of insulted. I play a Wart(W/Rt) And used to play a wammo. I never did anything like what ChaoticCoyote is talking about. Maybe that's because I was brought up right, with values, or because I am a nice person. And not every player who is 14 is a total pervert that humps pixels the first time he get's 'aroused' in game.

<----is 14.

wsmcasey

wsmcasey

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Right behind you.

HeRo

W/Rt

Before Factions came out I use to be a Desert Runner with my male Warrior.

One day I was advertising to do a full Desert run for 10k and found 2 girls in the same guild wanted the run, but they insisted that I had to do the run naked! I did it, it was a blast They complimented me on my manly thighs and butt the entire time. Gamer girls FTW!

Nightwish

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Wammos are the most common barbarians with raging hormones in GW
What would GW be without them?

The incident described by OP happens once in awhile. Some wammos even dance naked in front of the female characters. I find this kind of behaviour display rather funny.

Warning: Please do not copy this sort of behaviour in real life.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by swiftygem
male mesmers look pathetic and kinda gay.
You hit the nail on the head there - that's the reason I choose one gender over another - purely aesthetic... The male mesmers just look stupid, at least the female ones have some nice clothes - all the male mesmer clothes are just a bit...well...gay!

Cjlr

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Aug 2005

SMS

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goats17
I am kind of insulted. I play a Wart(W/Rt) And used to play a wammo. I never did anything like what ChaoticCoyote is talking about. Maybe that's because I was brought up right, with values, or because I am a nice person. And not every player who is 14 is a total pervert that humps pixels the first time he get's 'aroused' in game.

<----is 14.
Damn straight!

But of course, all this goes to show is that maturity is like anything else and cannot be judged accurately based on age. General trends there may be, but exceptions naturally abound. I blame the whole sorry state of affairs on the Lewd Monocle surplus, myself. Not that I'm expecting too many of you to have played Star Control II. But I was amused by the reference, so that justifies it.

<----is 15.

And of course, all this is, is further incontrovertible evidence to John Gabriel's Greater Internet F*ckwad Theory.

Draygo Korvan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/Me

I have 3 female and 3 male characters, and yes, I have had wammos (why is it always W/Mo, I will never know) come up and try to bone my avatar and/or send me very sexually suggestive tells. It happens, I guess as long as anet makes all female avatars look like supermodels were going to have this problem (wtf, I cant make a fat char, cheet).

The problem with the game is that most teens do not understand that most female avatars in the game are controled by male players. They havent learned to assume 'always male unless'.

This goes for about any game, especially first person shooters. The male audience is much higher than the female one.