Funniest Guild Wars Moment

Air Ball

Air Ball

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2007

The Ligermancers

E/N

I was wanting to hear what some of everyone's funniest times in the game were. As there can be a horde of funny times in this game.

Mine would have to be playing the Ring of Fire with a pickup group and a Wammo casts mending on himself and charges headlong into that first huge group of Mursaat which subsequently wiped us out when we were just finished loading into the mission.

around

around

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: May 2006

Aussie Trolling Crew - Diplomatic Embassy

I Have Three Pennies [Pnny] - forever in my heart <3

R/

Managing to catapult all of our own NPCs at VoD on Warrior's Isle.

Pretty RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing epic.

Bryant Again

Bryant Again

Hall Hero

Join Date: Feb 2006

Seeing all 7 of my guildies get pwnd by the noob filters in Sorrow's Furnace. To those who don't know what those are, they're the huge frickin' traps that crush you. Made my day.

Brianna

Brianna

Insane & Inhumane

Join Date: Feb 2006

Lol, I've had so many funny times in this game but i can't think of any off the top of my head, But the game is always good for amusement.. if you're bored you can just log in and find something funny.. like Olias Or Alesia.

combatchuck

combatchuck

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Mo/

Diddy bow

Diddy bow

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Oct 2006

Jawsome!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for one :p

A/D

Quote:
Originally Posted by combatchuck
Best ss ever . Mine was proberly the first time i went to tombs they were all calling me "crazy noob" or the like but then i get the only ecto of the trip, that was funny XD.

Konrow

Konrow

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

NY, New York

Warlords of Earth [WAR]

Today i wanted to get my friend to paly Hard mode for the first time (he hasn't been on since a month before hard mode so We party up with our heroes get evrything ready and i enter the portal. I proceed to yell the classic "THIS IS HARD MODE!". To which my friend responds "No it's not". "Damn lets try this again...". Had to rezone and get into Hard Mode mode. Wasn't as fun yelling it a second time lol. Dunno if its that funny but i felt really stupid afterwards as it ruined my sillyness

ColaManiac

ColaManiac

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2005

DISNEYLAND!

R/Mo

GvG with 8 touch rangers just for laughs and then somehow win... Yeh it was fun. ^^

Keero89

Keero89

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2007

Fairbanks, Alaska

Me/Mo

I never made it far in the game before I quit (played for about 2 weeks), but I think the funniest moment I had was where you get those pigs(?) back into their pen quest, just class. Or one time where I pulled way too much aggro and was running back to my PUG team, and they were typing in caps while I began to run around, shaking them off. Poor Elementalists. ^_^

Miral

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

that would be when battle isles first opened and I was playing around with a new pvp character, tested out the catapult, then tested out the runspeed enchantment. then accidentally tested the fact that you can die in your own catapult blast.

Bob Slydell

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryant Again
Seeing all 7 of my guildies get pwnd by the noob filters in Sorrow's Furnace. To those who don't know what those are, they're the huge frickin' traps that crush you. Made my day.
LOL i saw something chase me hrough one of them big dropping rock and die instantly, me and my friend were lmao for like 5 min.

-Chris

Guardian of the Light

Guardian of the Light

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Radicals Against Tyrants

W/

When my Guildie got drunk and came on TS, then I recorded him and played it for him the next day

Nyagan

Nyagan

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2007

Minnesota

Twilight Of Oblivion

E/R

Has to be when I was doing a southern shiverpeak mission and no one knew what do do but me so i had to tell everyone what to do. Once we are about 8 minutes or so into the mission i tell everyone to not walk into the range of the caltipults so then about 5 out of the 7 people take off into it and die instantly, i was laughing so hard.

Onarik Amrak

Onarik Amrak

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2007

Astral Revenants

P/W

Realising the Spectral Essence I was holding looked an awful lot like Eidolon droppings. Oh and this:

pork soldier

pork soldier

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Mmm, mendingway.

My Green Storage

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Arizona

My Blue Storage

N/

Meh i'm sure more has happened, but this happened a few days ago in AB.

Me:
"So and So is using Dust Trap"
"So and So is using Barbed Trap"
"So and So is using Spike Trap"
"So and So is using Flame Trap"
"Don't step on the Mesmer shrine"
"Don't step on the Mesmer shrine"
"Don't step on the Mesmer shrine"
"Don't step on the Mesmer shrine"
"Don't step on the Mesmer shrine"
.....

*Poof* *Flame* Spiked* *Sizzle* *Wahooy*

..... I told you not to step on the Mesmer shrine you idiots .....

Them:
"Well I didn't see you say it until it was too late"

.... I told them about 8 seconds before they started running in AND when the ranger was still trapping it ....


As for another, meh I guess using ineptitude + clumsiness + a few Conjures on a warrior as he just swung away using Hundred Blades determined to kill my Mesmer.

Nomme Moon

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2007

Definitely during the finale for the Factions PVE Preview event. First showing of the Shiro-Ken and Kunavaang, I'll always remember a little monk running through the zone point into the middle of Cavalon in ID1 shouting "IIIIIIINNNNCOMINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!" with all of the baddies chasing the poor guy.

Miral

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

oh another one, forgot to take a screen cap though.... got a flawless victory in RA with a 105hp mesmer, a non-spiritspam non-spike rit, a grenths balance necro, and I believe an ele that left right as the match started

JonnyWarhawk

JonnyWarhawk

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2007

California, USA

N/Me

My funniest moment was my first time playing. Literally... I was trying to explore all of the homes at the starting area and tried talking to all NPC's. What a waste of time.

GloryFox

GloryFox

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Good ol' USA, where everyone else wants to be

Now Plays World of Warcraft on Whisperwind

Funniest time playing was killing my 3 best friends by accident after using the Catapult near Siegemaster Lormar in the Fort Ranik mission.

http://gw.gamewikis.org/wiki/Fort_Ranik_%28Mission%29

They saw the charr and charged in while I pulled the trigger.

All I herd for the next 10 minutes was WTF! was that!

Ah the early days of GW... good memories when everything was new and refreshing, and people played nice in PvP and PvE.

Everyone was a noob then
It was great.

Nebuchadnezzer

Nebuchadnezzer

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2006

bish

The Carebear Club [care]

N/

Way back when i did GvG I catapulted my entire team for fun in a rated match. We still won, but it made things fun. Shoulda heard them on vent after that!

pork soldier

pork soldier

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Wow, out of ~1500 screenshots there are some good ones

Yay for trading!





I miss EoE:

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/

I think a couple of my funniest moments are:

Firing the Pig in the Catapult for the 1st time, hehe that certainly made me laugh.

Killing a enemy Warrior in less than 5 seconds while guesting as a mesmer in GvG and listening to him "WTF!" everytime he died, lmol

Yanman.be

Yanman.be

Banned

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

[ROSE]

A/

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5345/gw136gn6.jpg

Incandecree

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2006

Archons of Elona

Mo/

We were in Foundry in DoA and everything was going well. We were on vent having a great time when one of the eles exclaims "why is my meteor shower recharging?". We all look up and see the meteor shower raining down on the tank. Turns out one of the Anguish Titans had stolen his ms. We were all busting up watching the orbital bombardment of our tank.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Well up there as one of my funniest moments in GW

Basically if it makes a wammo look stupid...it makes me laugh

Also there's the collector Nikun in the Shattered Ravines who opens with the line:

Boo! I'll eat your face!

Miral

Miral

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Apr 2005

Hell. AKA Phoenix, AZ

The Gear Trick [GEAR]

W/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
OH DAMN that reminds me... I was in RA on a Me/Mo, and I shouted out ECHO MENDING ROCKS! And the assassin on our team asked, "whats that? some mesmer skill?" and sarcastic me said "No its a necro skill, watch me pwn with it" (or something like that) and he said.... "ok". heh somehow he believed that a Me/Mo was using the legendary necro skill echo mending and pwning with it. Oh, and to finish it all off, I was actually using a pure-mesmer domination build

mazik

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2007

Rt/

I have nothing but fun playing with my guild, but a lot of it has to do with inside jokes, so perhaps you would not find them quite as amusing.

However, I did kill myself laughing the first time I went trhough Nightfall and I was with a guildie. The first time he called "I'm attacking a Corsair Seamen!" I killed myself laughing. Kind of immature, I know....but I couldn't help it

Ranger Rog

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

UK

[TOG]

My favorite was seeing a Ranger in pre-searing Ascalon city who wanted to know why his pet had vanished, I PM'd him to ask if it was called Melandrus Stalker and that I had seen one just outside the gate to the city. He went out and PM'd me back to thank me for helping him find it

Odinius

Odinius

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Netherlands

[OBEY]

N/R

When a teammate started dancing at Abbadon and Abbadon started to dance as well.
We all died while the message: ?You Got Served? displayed.

phallanxian

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2006

i liked the message for failing tihark orchard where it says please drink responsibly in fact the whole tihark orchard mission where you go to a party steal drinks and beat people up for feather's or antiques ammused me

Aera

Aera

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2005

Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]

E/

I was monking, and there was one of those wammos with Dolyak Signet, Mending etc with no attributepoints in any weapon mastery. He was planning on annoying everyone. My team got impacient and left, so did theirs. It was me and the wammo left.

We stood there like 45 minutes, me chatting on msn, doing other stuff, waiting for him to leave.

He dealt 1 damage all the time. I calculated how long it would take for him to kill me. It would take him about 6 minutes. I went afk, and when I came back, I had like 20 health left. I waited till I had 3 hp left, and then started healing myself up like crazy. He got SO ultimately pissed because he had nearly killed me. Ohhhhh that was just godly.

Velath

Velath

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
Well up there as one of my funniest moments in GW

Basically if it makes a wammo look stupid...it makes me laugh
Quote:
Originally Posted by phallanxian
i liked the message for failing tihark orchard where it says please drink responsibly in fact the whole tihark orchard mission where you go to a party steal drinks and beat people up for feather's or antiques ammused me
Hahhah both of those are good. I had a guildie on vent who was doing the tihark mission and couldn't for the life of him mimic the mime. It was hilarious for the rest of us on vent as he wanted masters and ended up taking 6 or 7 tries to beat the mime, and just ranting about how hard it was the whole time. Normally he was quite calm but the mime just made him lose all composure. So good.

HOMIE_G64

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2005

Recruit Meh!

W/E

During the mission where you have to get the parts for the catapault (Ascalon mission), I told my friend to wait out to meet the next wave in the range of the catapault while I manned it. Then, I fired.
On GuildWars.com

zknifeh

zknifeh

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kamadan

Acolites of Anguish [aOa]

A/

about 2 weeks ago did sorrows with guildies and made sure to tell them about 100 times not to get crushed by those crushers, and next thing i know, im under one lol

yesterday... after almost 2 years playin gw i only yesterday found out my monk's armor isnt infused and beat all 3 games with him lolol

went against a W/MO in ha once who used mending.. got me laughing

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by phallanxian
i liked the message for failing tihark orchard where it says please drink responsibly in fact the whole tihark orchard mission where you go to a party steal drinks and beat people up for feather's or antiques ammused me
hehe i love that mission especially if u steal the Great Zehtuka's drink and then he goes crazy and tries to kill everyone, lol, Oh and the mime Battle, and while in talking about Nf, Drakes on a Plain made me laugh oh so very hard. and ofc the classic quest were the talk consists of "I like Pie"! hehe

Angelic Upstart

Angelic Upstart

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

South Coast UK

[SBS] [RETIRED]

W/E

There have been many but one that sticks in my mind , was the first time in sorrows with my guild and they were debating who be the stance tank to grab the gearwheel, me being gung ho , said i would do it,but i didnt mention that i was ubernoob, anyway after a lot of swearing we finally get into SF, i have the gear and find a sh*tload of enemy coming at me, you wouldnt believe the abuse and language when i turned tail and ran back in to the casters for protection....

D8tura

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

there was the time where there was a bug where the green dragon in the sanctum cay mission kept rez-ing and then died rez and died after we killed him (clearly a bug that was happening) We laughed a good fifteen minutes watching him die over and over again

Sophitia Leafblade

Sophitia Leafblade

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

Dragon Slayer Guild [DSG]

R/


typical wammos round and round they go

Making my very 1st superwurm by accident was hilarious too (that when u used to be able to pull them under rocks they cant rise up through and then they progressivly an rapidly try to resulting in a near instant death and superfast knockdowns)

Alas Poor Yorick

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2007

Mine had to be yesterday -

Found a req 9 Elemental Sword

IDed it

"Show Me The Money - improved sale value" rofl

Boy, am I glad that was only an inscription or this would have been a tragedy instead of funny.