What is the most pathetic scamming attempt that you encountered?

Chrono Re delle Ere

Chrono Re delle Ere

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2006

The Land of Hyrule

[GoE]

W/

Well I would not consider it a "scam" since he just named a price, it was up to you to accept it or not

I mean, I was selling a Tarnok's Longbow (you know how ugly and mostly useless that is, right?) and I just said to the guy: offer plz.
He offered 15k (lol uber overpriced) and I said ok^^ That's a trade, not a scam

~ Dan ~

Forge Runner

Join Date: Dec 2006

D/

Yesterday, went to great temple to sell a zaishen key for 2.5k. Some guy offered to buy, and twice the idiot cancelled the trade window when the offers were up, accusing me of doing it. So the third time i was rushing and didn't even check trade, 250g.. gg.

I couldn't care less tbh - the joke is on him. If he needs to scam over a 2.5k trade, he really must be struggling for cash. Poor guy.

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

juni berry for 500 ecto...
still dont know what they do

Nemo the Capitalist

Nemo the Capitalist

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Trust me you dont want to know my Chasms of Despair

Zaishen Brotherhood

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by dan-the-noob
Yesterday, went to great temple to sell a zaishen key for 2.5k. Some guy offered to buy, and twice the idiot cancelled the trade window when the offers were up, accusing me of doing it. So the third time i was rushing and didn't even check trade, 250g.. gg.

I couldn't care less tbh - the joke is on him. If he needs to scam over a 2.5k trade, he really must be struggling for cash. Poor guy.


whatever helps u sleep at night..........j/k i feel u sad to scam in first place lowlives

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemo the Capitalist
juni berry for 500 ecto...
still dont know what they do
They're only good for the Moa Chick mini you can get if you have GW:EN and all three expansions. You can get an unlimited number of them by doing a weird repeatable quest in Kourna.

Shakti

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nemo the Capitalist
whatever helps u sleep at night..........j/k i feel u sad to scam in first place lowlives
Were you trying to say Dan is a sad lowlife or the guy who scammed him? Dan wasn't scamming, he was selling a key at a decent price. Sorry, the "I feel you sad to scam" is throwing me. I understand many guru users don't speak English as their first language, but grammatically that sentence isn't very clear...

Cking

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2007

R/N

Yes, but the difference is that the guy you were selling to offered to pay more than it was worth, you didn't just flat out lie hoping that he was a noob. He was just hoping that since mini pig is gold I would believe that it was worth 20+k

Tooplex198

Tooplex198

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2007

A/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cking
Yes, but the difference is that the guy you were selling to offered to pay more than it was worth, you didn't just flat out lie hoping that he was a noob. He was just hoping that since mini pig is gold I would believe that it was worth 20+k
Not really He was a level 20 so im sure he was no noob and in a guild.

Il Fez Il

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2007

Mo/

That sucks man I actually fell for it a while back too. =(

MercenaryKnight

MercenaryKnight

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2006

Wolf of Shadows [WoS]

P/

Funniest scam attempt for me was someone whispering me saying their friend had a voltaic spear. Give him the money and he'd go get his friend to give me the spear. That master plan probably took him 5 seconds to think of....

DreamingGirl

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2007

This wasn't exactly a scam, just made me roll my eyes

This guy in pre-ascalon announces he's selling storage bags for 250 gold.
I head over, thinking it might be charr-bags. Turns out it's just normal belt pouches. I (and several others that noticed this) point out to him that those can be easily obtained right outside town by killing a few scale.
He says 'yea but some people are too slack to do that and just want the bag'
Well if they're THAT slack they won't have 250 gold either...

Why even bother? got a feeling he was hoping someone would mistake it for a charr-bag and buy it anyway.

Dronte

Dronte

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Sep 2006

The funniest that ever happened to me was:
A guy advertised a req10 ele sword for 150k in kamadan (that time it was worth ~300k), I told him that I wanna buy it. So I opened trade, he put in the sword, and I put in 100k+10e. Then he said: no 100k+10e, 150k. I told him I cant put in 150k in the trade window. For like 10 minutes I tried to make him understand I cant put in 150k at once, after that ~10mins he said that I give him 100k first, then 50k and he gives me the sword after the second trade. I said lol no, he called me a f*ckin noob and stuff like that.
/epic fail
I wasted 15 mins of my life.

Tooplex198

Tooplex198

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2007

A/W

This thread wins.

This needs to be stickyed and then blessed by god. Then Dubbed "Sir Thread of the decade" by the queen

Runner007

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jan 2008

AOF

R/Mo

Yah i have a few close friends that play this. ohhh boy do they love to scam. im not talking about just a little money, i've seen them scam like 40k and nothing on there part. here is one of there scams (hopefully they dont catch me writting on here ) anyway, they go to ascalon or w/e city and say "Anyone want to double your money? 1k--pay after im done." So he takes them outside and tells them to die. (before that he does some random b.s. ) then he uses unyeilding aura or w/e it is and sends them far away to drop all there money. they drop and he takes of spell. and thats how he gets all there money. haha i laughed when i first saw it but felt kinda sorry for the guy :P
oh well just be aware of the scam guys, and if u see it tell him that aa ace runner says hi.

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

There's been an awful lot of "ALT+F4 gets you all your presents at once!" since they started dropping... some people. >_>

And Runner, your friends aren't the only ones doing that scam. It's an old one. :P Thanks for the heads-up, though.

happygamerlife

happygamerlife

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

nuttin

Tribo pnoy

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dronte
The funniest that ever happened to me was:
A guy advertised a req10 ele sword for 150k in kamadan (that time it was worth ~300k), I told him that I wanna buy it. So I opened trade, he put in the sword, and I put in 100k+10e. Then he said: no 100k+10e, 150k. I told him I cant put in 150k in the trade window. For like 10 minutes I tried to make him understand I cant put in 150k at once, after that ~10mins he said that I give him 100k first, then 50k and he gives me the sword after the second trade. I said lol no, he called me a f*ckin noob and stuff like that.
/epic fail
I wasted 15 mins of my life.
atleast you didnt fell for it. i did. back in the day when 100k really meant something. i mean BACK in the day no chests. no inscriptions, just good ol' prophecies. a guy was selling a Req8 Crystalline sword 15^50 WOOT for 500k, so i checked it out (Come on 500k for a beauty like that!) i had actually 550k. So i said to myself i can do it! I looked at the sword and it was real, then he said to pay him 500k not with ectos. first i said no. then he left because he said he has another buyer in ascalon. SO i thought of it, he SEEMED hones....
I went and told him ill buy it. he said i need to give him 200k then hell give me the sword and continue with the 300k... Just to make it fair...so i gave him 100k..then another 100k..then he said hell give me the sword after the 3rd 100k thinking that i have no choice since i gave him 200k alrdy..i gave him another 100k. he then put the sword...then cancelled the thread and ignore me. I quit GW for a month cause i was so MADDD! I know its my fault but man people could be soo ruthless.... I reported him but nothing came out of it. Im happy to say that im "financially" stable again.

Mod edit: Removed name as we do not allow names to be posted, especially not without their permission and not in a "bad" light.

B/P_Ranger

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

R/Mo

Guild wars / Anet for promoting EOTN as a full fledge addition and charging full price for it.

CyberMesh0

CyberMesh0

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Charter Vanguard [CV]

N/Me

Define full price. $50 would have been over the top, and by definition was full price for the other three games.

NinjaKai

Forge Runner

Join Date: Feb 2006

UK

Duality Of The Dragon

Quote:
Originally Posted by B/P_Ranger
Guild wars / Anet for promoting EOTN as a full fledge addition and charging full price for it.
Anyone else smell a fire starting.

Shakti

Shakti

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2006

Home...

Vier Reiter [Vier]

Quote:
Originally Posted by B/P_Ranger
Guild wars / Anet for promoting EOTN as a full fledge addition and charging full price for it.



Anet did not promote it as a "full fledge addition", they billed it as the 1st expansion. They were crystal clear EotN was NOT a full campaign, nor did they charge the same price as the 3 campaigns which would be "full price". It was less expensive....so not full price.

EDIT TO ADD:

*Sniff sniff* yup Ninjakai, I do smell something decidedly flame like....

Il Fez Il

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2007

Mo/

I guess this isnt a scam but its still pretty funny. I had to take the chance he gave me to be a "jerk" about it XD

pOmrAkkUn

pOmrAkkUn

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

Bangkok

Me/Mo

something like

Person A: WTB XXXX 50k need it fast PM

XXXX is example of item that worth around 5k and this guy WTB at 50k sound like very nice deal and 10 secs later...

Person B: WTS XXXX 25k open trade at storage

The other guy try to sell the exactly same item but for some reasons he never see what Person A is spaming :P

I always see this kind of scam in Kamadan :P

zknifeh

zknifeh

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kamadan

Acolites of Anguish [aOa]

A/

this happened last week when i was farming some charr in pre :P

he was my gate opener :P
he totally followed me to the gate first and wanted a payment without opening the gate lol

when i said cute, he was by the lever opening and closing the gates before i could go in for about a minute

i actually did get him killed on the second charr group :P

Keifru

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2007

[Meep] Biscuit of Dewm

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by zknifeh
this happened last week when i was farming some charr in pre :P

he was my gate opener :P
he totally followed me to the gate first and wanted a payment without opening the gate lol

when i said cute, he was by the lever opening and closing the gates before i could go in for about a minute

i actually did get him killed on the second charr group :P
I think you might have ran into my little brother; that sounds EERILY exactly what he does...

I believe I remember seeing some r6+ group or something, but the guy was also advertising "anyone below r6 can pay 5k to join"... =_=

makosi

makosi

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

"Pre-nerf" is incorrect. It's pre-buff.

Requirement Begins With R [notQ]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by zknifeh
this happened last week when i was farming some charr in pre :P

he was my gate opener :P
he totally followed me to the gate first and wanted a payment without opening the gate lol

when i said cute, he was by the lever opening and closing the gates before i could go in for about a minute

i actually did get him killed on the second charr group :P
Oh god do I hate those people. You pay them 50g to open the gate and they insist that they'll stay.

"I need the XP"
"I stay"
"Can i come wit u??!"

I also lure a load of Charr to them to get them killed and they stay and spam abuse at me for it. Then I get some good loot and they beg for it. I'm so glad I'm on to death levelling because I only need to endure one gate opener a day.

To be fair, some of them are quite nice and insist that you don't pay them. I'm always grateful for the nice gesture.

Tender Wolf

Tender Wolf

Banned

Join Date: Jul 2007

All over Tyria, Cantha, & Elona

The Eternal Night Vanguard [TEN]

R/

Was getting ran to the Crystal Desert missions and the runner disconnected, so another person ran to the next town's portal and demanded the cash since they "ran" there...But I wasn't going to pay for that. lol The runner got us to the portal, then d/c'd and died so that person just ran in.

Someone spamming they'd "help" people with the Augury Rock mission for the first time for 1k...

In the Eye of the North outpost: "Can someone run me to Ascalon? 500g if you make it"

Big_Daddy

Big_Daddy

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2006

The Big Daddy Experience [BigD]

N/Mo

How can they "make" torment weapons?

Heavenly Messanger

Heavenly Messanger

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Looking for one >.>

Mo/

Nothing extreme or out of the ordinary, but I was selling my Amethyst Aegis for 100k, and some guy opened trade, not responding to anything.
He put in 100 gold, then spammed PRESS ACCEPT PRESS ACCEPT!!! HURRY.
i just loled and told him he was a failsauce scammer.

Another one was some guy trying to sell his guild, supposedly full w/ all NPCS, and a decent name i don't remember. Then, some other guy started spamming the same thing, cept he wasnt in the same guild, his tag was completely different. He was trying to sell it for 6k =.= and when i inquired to why he was in a differnt guild, his reply was in all caps: "HE"S MY BRO" I asked a few questions backand forth between the two guys, and could easily tell how pathetic the scammer was, trying to pose as a brother of this guild seller for a measly 6k. So i simply asked this genius of a person for a guest invite, so i could prove to myself that it was indeed filled with all NPCS.He then said i was a scammer, and then ignored me -.-

People are quite pathetic...and for 6k. lol

Lykan

Lykan

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

StP

R/

Wee lol i just had fun with a scamming idiot..
Just passing through LA when i see this


So having 500 or so of the useless things im obviously intrigued, unfortunately i underestimated the chat spam in LA and missed half the chat of the log but got some of it.



But it seems "apparently" a recent update allowed us to trade tournie tokens for z keys, you just have to enter a HB tournament and then the tournament guy will tell you how to trade tokens for keys.
Despite my consistent attempts for more info on how it was done I was told to 'look on guru' as there are loads of posts on it...

But strangely right after my last comment he logged off

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]



Im not gonna release the name...as hes a pretty prominent member here...and apparently likes to spend his ebayed money in the high end section.

onerabbit

onerabbit

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2006

Thanks to all the guru [mods]

Rolf .. pwnt. :P

Longasc

Longasc

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

Shrouded, I can read the name and know who it was. Plz remove the screenshot for another one, while I agree this guy needs to be shot... the forum rules allow not to openly accuse people and post their IGN are there for good reason.

Raynb

Academy Page

Join Date: Jan 2007

One particular scam made me laugh hard one day.

At that time I was doign my Mesmer FoW, and already was with all my ectos needed, then someone saw that I was buying and said:

(always in whisper)SCAMMER: Hey, do you have lot of ectos, right???

ME: Yeah

SCAMMER: Nice, I dicovered a glitch in Dunes of Despair that duplicate your items, want me to show you???

ME: Sure (Lol, he really belives that I am beliveing in his story)

...Inside Dunes of Despair Mission...

SCAMMER: Ok, now, to start the glitch, first we must come to that dune

ME: Ok (lol)

SCAMMER: Ok, now, here, at this exact point, drop all your ectos so I can make the code glitch

ME: Ok. (lolololololololololololol)

... Then I drop some Demonic Remais...

SCAMMER: Not Demonic, the glitch only works in ectos and shards

ME: Right, and I am Madonna...

... Quit Mission, Ignore Player, Report to A.Net...


Today, when I think of it, its even funnier than before, and the most amazing thing is that I wonder if the scammer was really trusting that someone would ever belive in him

hurric

hurric

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

BC

Quote:
Originally Posted by shrouded^god
Im not gonna release the name...as hes a pretty prominent member here...and apparently likes to spend his ebayed money in the high end section.
Wow I still can't believe people would be *real* money for *fake* gold. That's definitely pathetic. How much of a loser can he be

fusa

fusa

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2007

Just had some guy try to scam me out of 999 gold in Kamaden. The pathetic thing is he was in FoW armor.

shrouded^god

shrouded^god

IGN: J C A C H E

Join Date: Sep 2006

843

[Liar]

Quote:
Originally Posted by fusa
Just had some guy try to scam me out of 999 gold in Kamaden. The pathetic thing is he was in FoW armor.

ahhh if he kept doing it, that sucks...

I bought 22e for 100k this morning and put in 100g not thinking the first time, felt kind of like a tool after that LoL. I think its a pretty common mistake.

genofreek

genofreek

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2007

USA

Jenova's Apocolyptic Remains [JAR]

D/

Lykan, I saw that token guy too! I was talking to a few people in LA about it this morning. I didn't report him, but I saw him saying "Only have X left" and X kept decreasing. Those poor noobs.

You can't see me

You can't see me

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

USA

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by shrouded^god


Im not gonna release the name...as hes a pretty prominent member here...and apparently likes to spend his ebayed money in the high end section.
Three guesses who.

Lykan

Lykan

Forge Runner

Join Date: May 2005

StP

R/

Lol they love me this weekend, just annoyed 2 idiots in ToA while on my ele, they wanted to try the thirsty river trick on me, they didnt seem impressed when i dropped a peppermint scythe.



Even funnier was when i got back to toA one was still there and i spammed in the district he is a scammer, he then tried to bribe me with a load of junk from his storage and then ectos.

DreamCatcher

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

Netherlands

DVDF

R/Mo

No screenies now, I remember when miniatures were new, someone wanted to buy my Hydra for 50 plat...so first he puts in 40 plat...waits...changes to 45 plat...waits a bit...changes again...and puts in 50...gold...I kept on waiting...and lolling him in PM...
I think I've seen most of the well known scams here...most scams are pretty sorry