Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.
What’s your name?
Joe.
You must be Joe King!
Cant log in now
Auntie Social
Rhiandra
LOL
We must have posted that at the same time
We must have posted that at the same time
Bori Andreau
Yeh lol, strange :S. Here's another...
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there.
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there.
Rhiandra
Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep.
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off!
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off!
Auntie Social
*pick me* *pick me*
Bori Andreau
ok i've ran out lol. Next topic...
The Unknown X
Doctor Doctor I have a steering wheel attached to my privates!
Are you in pain?
It's driving me nuts!
Are you in pain?
It's driving me nuts!
Rhiandra
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Originally Posted by The Unknown X
Doctor Doctor I have a steering wheel attached to my privates!
Are you in pain? It's driving me nuts! |
Rhiandra
Doctor, doctor, everyone says I’m invisible.
Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"
Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a spoon.”
“Sit over there, please, and don’t stir!”
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!"
"I see your point!"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!
What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!
Ok... I'm done now, and.... I think I need to find something else to do LOL
Who said that?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel so tired, I don’t know where I am half the time.
Dentist: Open wide now!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time please!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a bee!"
"Buzz off!"
Doctor Doctor, I think I’m a spoon.”
“Sit over there, please, and don’t stir!”
Doctor Doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice that?
When did I first notice what?
Doctor, Doctor! I'm going to die in 51 seconds!"
"I will be with you in a minute!"
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm a needle!"
"I see your point!"
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a bridge.
What’s come over you?
So far, three cars, a bus and a motorcycle!
What do you give an injured lemon?
Lemonade!
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!
Next please!
Ok... I'm done now, and.... I think I need to find something else to do LOL
The Unknown X
How many Virgin Media Employee's does it take to change a lightbulb?
101 - One to hold it while the other 100 turn the house around.
101 - One to hold it while the other 100 turn the house around.
Bori Andreau
LOL. Rhiandra, someone has been using google i think lol.
Any more information on VM?
Any more information on VM?
Rhiandra
Can't you tell I'm bored!!?? LOL
Last I heard the expected time for it being fixed is about 10.44 tonight
Saying that I did get a little excited a mo a go as I tried to load in GW website and thought it was actually going to load in........
Last I heard the expected time for it being fixed is about 10.44 tonight
Saying that I did get a little excited a mo a go as I tried to load in GW website and thought it was actually going to load in........
Auntie Social
Ticket Number 604389
Time Stamp 29/11/2007 19:45
Priority P1
Status Opened
Department Outage Surveillence Team
Estimated Time Fix 29/11/07 22:44
Customers Affected Broadband Internet
that's what the site says
Time Stamp 29/11/2007 19:45
Priority P1
Status Opened
Department Outage Surveillence Team
Estimated Time Fix 29/11/07 22:44
Customers Affected Broadband Internet
that's what the site says
Bori Andreau
yeh but things like this can sometimes be fixed earlier than mentioned 
Hellblazer
Its times like this that im thankful for the lifetime subscription to LOTRO ^_^
willypiggy
Cba reading these 15 pages but since your all on virgin i fear the worst... I was told (approx 2 weaks ago) that Virgin are trying to stop people using the speed as they have closed a Free to play game called Fly For Fun (Flyff) so it might be this again, just pointing it out for you guys.
Auntie Social
Well as this started at lunchtime, I'm not about to hold my breath!
Rhiandra
How come it took them so many hour to open the ticket stamp?? My hubby got kicked at 1.20 this afternoon and they don't start doing anything about it till 19.45? meh!
The Unknown X
The assistant asked the Virgin Media Employee if he would like his pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" he said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new Virgin Media Employee painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
"Six please" he said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new Virgin Media Employee painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
Rhiandra
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Originally Posted by willypiggy
Cba reading these 15 pages but since your all on virgin i fear the worst... I was told (approx 2 weaks ago) that Virgin are trying to stop people using the speed as they have closed a Free to play game called Fly For Fun (Flyff) so it might be this again, just pointing it out for you guys.
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Auntie Social
The ticket for my area opened at 15:16 maybe once people got home from school/work they were swamped and put an announcement up.
blocks of wood
Well I can get on Anet sites using proxy:
webcache.blueyonder.co.uk:3128
exceptions: localhost, 127.0.0.1,192.168.,blueyonder.co.uk
Nothing much to read there really.
webcache.blueyonder.co.uk:3128
exceptions: localhost, 127.0.0.1,192.168.,blueyonder.co.uk
Nothing much to read there really.
xMorgannax
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Originally Posted by willypiggy
Cba reading these 15 pages but since your all on virgin i fear the worst... I was told (approx 2 weaks ago) that Virgin are trying to stop people using the speed as they have closed a Free to play game called Fly For Fun (Flyff) so it might be this again, just pointing it out for you guys.
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Rhiandra
I think they'll be finding that there'll be alot of court cases against them if they did, and also a hell of a loss of their customers
Bori Andreau
which equals loss of money
Hyaon
Suprised this is taking as long as it has knowing WoW is involved..GW is big, but Wow is huge would expect a bigger stink kicked up
Rhiandra
yup... and loss of teeth... which is what I'm gonna do if they so much as close down GW *grrr*
Auntie Social
Buys huge amounts of denturefix and sells for a huge profit on ebay 
Bori Andreau
calm down now it'll all be ok in 1 hour and 21 minutes. (apparently)
it'll all be ok in 1 hour and 21 minutes. (apparently)
Adelia
lol i didn't think u could get stopped playing games
Rhiandra
LOL neither did I but you never know with VM I've been googling this game and the site that looks like it says something about VM closing down this Flyff can't be accessed. No surprises there!!
Bori Andreau
someone got a link to the virgin site that has details about this??
Ty.
Ty.
Auntie Social
Ohhh is that 9:44 GMT or 9:44 in Germany? Thinks optimistically
Hyaon
10.44 our time as its Virgin uk site right.. :\
Auntie Social
I know I know was just hoping they got that wrong too
Bori Andreau
wouldn't suprise me, they've screwed up once already :P
Auntie Social
So they're no longer virgin
The Unknown X
Wanna Play Eye-Spy?
Bori Andreau
lol too true, too true
Bori Andreau
no it's impossible to play lol. Make a new game. What about everyone has to get to one point in the UK before 22:44. Otherwise you must drink poison and die.
Wow. I think to much :S
Wow. I think to much :S