17 Aug 2008 at 01:17 - 195
I have a sad story to share.
First of all, I'd like to tell you about me. My e-alias is often known as Lemming Emoface or Lemming Rides Muse. I'm a poor kid who's been sad for most of my life, given that I live in Hawaii but can't swim. It sucks when people ask me to go to the beach, and I'd have to say "sorry I'm busy" or something, when in fact it's because of my inability to swim without flotation devices.
Then my life was all turned around when I met this girl, Divine Muse, also known as Musey Juicy. I knew it was love at first sight, and our love developed as we went through guilds such as Xxx The Final Thrust Xxx and The Jagerbombs (as a side note, you can see that I'm still in Xxx The Final Thrust Xxx in memory of her). We went through so many turmoils, and we've fought through so much. Despite necros, snuff, and divine never healing me, Muse was always there to ward me and toss me a boon. Despite the noodle running off to solo bases and leaving me with all the blinds because dark can't interrupt for shit, I endured through it. Why? Because I had Muse. She was like an angel to me.
Then one day, she disappeared. I waited. One day, two days, three days. Eventually all I'd do is get on Guild Wars, open the guild roster, and see that Muse has been gone for a week. It eventually grew to two weeks. I wouldn't even PvE or GvG during that time. It was definitely a sad moment for me, but I held back my tears, thinking she was just busy in real life.
About 2-3 weeks after her leave from Guild Wars, I had the courage to finally call her to figure out what's wrong.
"Hello? Is this Muse?"
"Hey! Who's this?"
"Oh, uhhh, it's Lemming, from Guild Wars. I missed you a lot."
"Sorry Lemming baby, I should've told you this, but I already found a new love in World of Warcraft."
"Can I join you?"
*hangs up*
I cried so hard that day that I didn't even eat (and I love to eat!). My parents tried to console me, but that didn't work. It felt so terrible, like my life force was just being torn away from me.
To this day, I still wander the lands of World of Warcraft trying to find Muse, but still don't know which server she's on even.