What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
TwinRaven
I was running a monk toon through dessert missions and the party leader kept calling me Bernie Mac...I asked him why he kept calling me that and he said it was because I was his nig*er...I ignored it until it became pretty abusive (everytime I saved someone's bacon he'd spam "good nigga" and most of the rest of the party started to join him)...I waited until the end of the mission and started dropping enchantments and eased off on healing until the party got hammered by multiple bosses...I stood outside of aggro and watched them beg for rez...
Septeric
haha.. nice
quiet experience wins vs loud ignorance
quiet experience wins vs loud ignorance
Kopa The Demon King
Stupidest thing ive heard/seen is
"how do i open my friends list?"
someone posted "Alt-f4"
and a couple seconds later you see the kid asking the question pop offline, always fun to see that XD
Another bit of stupid i come accross are Elitest sins in PvP spouting their massive E-peens only to be cut down by an empathy mes, or an EDA dervish...i dont know whats more funny hearing therm run their mouths or actualy crushing them into the ground cuz they cant hit me blind.
"how do i open my friends list?"
someone posted "Alt-f4"
and a couple seconds later you see the kid asking the question pop offline, always fun to see that XD
Another bit of stupid i come accross are Elitest sins in PvP spouting their massive E-peens only to be cut down by an empathy mes, or an EDA dervish...i dont know whats more funny hearing therm run their mouths or actualy crushing them into the ground cuz they cant hit me blind.
Orry
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Originally Posted by Kopa The Demon King
Another bit of stupid i come accross are Elitest sins in PvP spouting their massive E-peens only to be cut down by an empathy mes, or an EDA dervish...i dont know whats more funny hearing therm run their mouths or actualy crushing them into the ground cuz they cant hit me blind.
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sportacus
I just got bitched at doing Frost gate in HM because me R/P didn't have SY!...
Chthon
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Originally Posted by sportacus
I just got bitched at doing Frost gate in HM because me R/P didn't have SY!...
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Enko
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Originally Posted by Chthon
I have a strong suspicion you deserved it. What does your paragon secondary offer the team that's better than SY!?
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I would have to say this post deserved a spot in this thread.
Del
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Originally Posted by Enko
umm considering "Save Yourself" is a warrior skill . ..
I would have to say this post deserved a spot in this thread. |
Voodoo Rage
A bunch of kids in the Sunspear Great Hall were bickering back and forth about who was more "elite". One guy was bragging about being level 17 and that he could afford to dye his armor red.
Kopa The Demon King
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Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage
A bunch of kids in the Sunspear Great Hall were bickering back and forth about who was more "elite". One guy was bragging about being level 17 and that he could afford to dye his armor red.
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one of my guildmembers in vent was wondering why they werent getting a quest, little did they know they were talking to a sign post, not the NPC near it.
josh5813
Stupidest thing I ever read was about 3 months after they introduced the Traveler to the game someone was in Kamadon spamming they wanted to buy Gifts of the Traveler for 1k.
I wrote
"Are you thinking of Gift of the Huntsman because Gifts of the Traveler go for at least 4.5k not 1k"
He wrote
"4.5k?!? Ya right STFU noob go bother scamming someone else"
I replied
"Since the gifts are in very high demand no will sell the to you for 1k when they could get 4.5 or more for them"
He replied
"Again STFU and go scam someone else and pay attention in school. The more high demand something is the cheaper it gets.
I replied
"OK??? That works for certain things but if your logic is true shouldn't we only be paying about 1 cent for a gallon of gas since that's is the most highest demand product on Earth"
He never replied but after 20+ other people told him they sell for 4.5k or more he left Kamadon.
I wrote
"Are you thinking of Gift of the Huntsman because Gifts of the Traveler go for at least 4.5k not 1k"
He wrote
"4.5k?!? Ya right STFU noob go bother scamming someone else"
I replied
"Since the gifts are in very high demand no will sell the to you for 1k when they could get 4.5 or more for them"
He replied
"Again STFU and go scam someone else and pay attention in school. The more high demand something is the cheaper it gets.
I replied
"OK??? That works for certain things but if your logic is true shouldn't we only be paying about 1 cent for a gallon of gas since that's is the most highest demand product on Earth"
He never replied but after 20+ other people told him they sell for 4.5k or more he left Kamadon.
Kook~NBK~
Last night in ToA there was a person claiming to be an Atheist that believed in God.
D'oh!
D'oh!
sportacus
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Originally Posted by Chthon
I have a strong suspicion you deserved it. What does your paragon secondary offer the team that's better than SY!?
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but yes, I was implying the guy was being stupid for assuming I had SY! (he brought it up during the mission) on a character that wasn't a warrior at all. FWIW, he had it with him.
El Perma Shadow
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or Dev Hammer monk killing a War in RA
DokkyDok
Discussions of politics and religion in alliance chat.
Its both entertaining and depressing.
Its both entertaining and depressing.
Del
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Originally Posted by sportacus
the guy bitching was an imbagon. my R/P had never give up, never surrender, bladeturn refrain. (the idea was to compliment the imbagon and minions- it was 2 of us and 6 heroes). Sure, R/P isn't extremely effective, but I was messing around and the guy was being a bit of a dick tator with regards to my heroes (they were Sabway, and he made 'em a big mess) so I changed my build to provide a bit less pure damage and see what I could do.
but yes, I was implying the guy was being stupid for assuming I had SY! (he brought it up during the mission) on a character that wasn't a warrior at all. FWIW, he had it with him. |
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In all srsness
or Dev Hammer monk killing a War in RA |
Wefta
I was just messing around in RA and my team died. then the opponent go for the priest and didnt notice me (i was playin my sin). I then kill off 3 of them before they suddenly recon my existence xD of course it was too late by then lol.
another stupid thing ive seen is a player claiming that hes played gw for 4 years and then asks us what pre-searing is.. when we answered, it seemed that he had no clue what we were talking about and then asked "where do i get my prophecy then?" lol...
another stupid thing ive seen is a player claiming that hes played gw for 4 years and then asks us what pre-searing is.. when we answered, it seemed that he had no clue what we were talking about and then asked "where do i get my prophecy then?" lol...
Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by DokkyDok
Discussions of politics and religion in alliance chat.
Its both entertaining and depressing. |
Still Number One
In RA I ran into the usual case of a ranger with multiple speed boost stances on his bar and when his entire team died he decided to run around the map delaying his death (which is another form of griefing imo). He wasn't trying to kill anyone and win the game for his team, he was simply delaying the game and our win. When people on my team and his own reported him for leeching he started saying how he was going to report them back for faulty reporting.
I then tell him that they aren't faulty reporting technically, because what he did is something a.net has addressed in the past as something they are against players doing (which is why they added the timer to prevent this from going on forever until you gave up and quit). He then goes offline and pm's stating if a.net doesn't want him "kiting" they should take it out of the game and then does the usual thing that mad idiots do and calls me a noob.
First off, kiting isn't running around the entire map delaying the game. Kiting is moving with the intention to minimize damage output by the other team, while still performing all your other tasks in order to win the game (ie, move and shoot in a rangers case). So what he was doing isn't kiting. Second off, why do people always go offline or put you on ignore and then pm you. That is simply just admitting "hey I'm mad and stupid and I'm gonna say something dumb to you and won't let you talk back because I know you'll just prove me wrong and my self esteem can't handle that."
I then tell him that they aren't faulty reporting technically, because what he did is something a.net has addressed in the past as something they are against players doing (which is why they added the timer to prevent this from going on forever until you gave up and quit). He then goes offline and pm's stating if a.net doesn't want him "kiting" they should take it out of the game and then does the usual thing that mad idiots do and calls me a noob.
First off, kiting isn't running around the entire map delaying the game. Kiting is moving with the intention to minimize damage output by the other team, while still performing all your other tasks in order to win the game (ie, move and shoot in a rangers case). So what he was doing isn't kiting. Second off, why do people always go offline or put you on ignore and then pm you. That is simply just admitting "hey I'm mad and stupid and I'm gonna say something dumb to you and won't let you talk back because I know you'll just prove me wrong and my self esteem can't handle that."
mage767
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Wow....um....ok
First of all, Eles do almost no damage in HM with nukes. So, ranking them fourth with fire listed first is just ol' fashioned wrong. You use Air/Earth as utility in HM or you use your secondary. That's it. Second, RoJ's new scatter rate in HM is ridiculous. You'll get maybe 1-3 enemies for around 1 second. Third, run splinter barrage on a rit. Sooooo much better (not that anyone runs that anymore) Fourth, paragons aren't meant to deal damage in HM. They're meant to be party support. Lastly, you really don't seem to understand what's good in HM or at least, you haven't played the game in 2 years. |
Your lack of knowledge regarding professions makes me laugh.
Why don't we have a contest to see who is right? Open challenge, accept?
Thenameless Wonder
Deakon
Was just doing JQ with my sin. Seen a ranger on top of a hill trying to get in position to barrage. While I'm spiking him he barrages me. lol... here's the really funny part. After he dies, I notice his Jingle Moa is lvl6.
Vengeful Spirit
me: What district are you in?
noob: Merchants Row
me: ....
Noob: Can you not find it?
noob: Merchants Row
me: ....
Noob: Can you not find it?
Voodoo Rage
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Originally Posted by Thenameless Wonder
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Darth The Xx
'nuff said
Chasing Squirrels
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Originally Posted by Deakon
Was just doing JQ with my sin. Seen a ranger on top of a hill trying to get in position to barrage. While I'm spiking him he barrages me. lol... here's the really funny part. After he dies, I notice his Jingle Moa is lvl6.
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Kurosaki129
this is PvE, zaishen mission warband brothers.
Warrior: there's no way that a ranger should have me in close combat with a bow.
~.~ in pvp maybe no...but when he's up against 2-3 Charr Bowsman in Hardmode, thats another story. he got pissed leaving us 7/8 doing the rest of the mission, which eventually we got it done.
I was also thinking "sure why not, point blank arrow shot in the head, the ranger can have you right there =)".
Warrior: there's no way that a ranger should have me in close combat with a bow.
~.~ in pvp maybe no...but when he's up against 2-3 Charr Bowsman in Hardmode, thats another story. he got pissed leaving us 7/8 doing the rest of the mission, which eventually we got it done.
I was also thinking "sure why not, point blank arrow shot in the head, the ranger can have you right there =)".
Nick Of Troy
Dumbest thing I ever heard was during this weekends 2x JQ faction. A guy spent the entire match telling us we suck and should be trying harder to win... then we realise he's been sitting in the base leeching for half the match. He promptly calls us n00bs and /ragequits once he gets reported enough to discredit his faction
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Darth The Xx
'nuff said |
(Or whatever they're using now.)
Del
Dumbest thing i've seen was someone quoting a certain Johnny Rebel song
arual
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Originally Posted by Thenameless Wonder
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Otherwise it made me chuckle
arual
W/Me in JQ with VoR, Empathy and Backfire. Saddest thing was he kept casting Backfire on the Ranger and Empathy on me, a Monk. I have a sneak suspicion that if he could he'd have tried taking mending too.
Neo Atomisk
me: wammos arent good in pve
other guy: want to 1v1 over it?
other guy: want to 1v1 over it?
Del
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Originally Posted by Neo Atomisk
me: wammos arent good in pve
other guy: want to 1v1 over it? |
Deakon
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Originally Posted by Chasing Squirrels
Wait I thought the title was whats the dumbest thing youve heard? and not seen lol...
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Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by Neo Atomisk
me: wammos arent good in pve
other guy: want to 1v1 over it? |
dr love
some guy: wammos arent good in pve
me: want to 1v1 over it?
me: want to 1v1 over it?
Del
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Originally Posted by dr love
some guy: wammos arent good in pve
me: want to 1v1 over it? |
The-Bigz
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Originally Posted by Del
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