What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Last night someone tried to tell me that "Angel of Darkness" is an awesome band name.

The basics of the Constitution should be learned in high school.

My first character was a female elementalist. (I'm a guy)
This guy I was talking to in Piken Square asked me to join his guild; thinking it couldn't hurt, I did. Afterwards, he'd keep sending me the url to his MySpace for me to visit. I didn't know how to quit a guild at the time, so I just stayed and took it for awhile...

My ranger (yeah, female again) in GtoB.
There were bunch of people doing musical instrument emotes, so I joined it. This guy asks, "hey whats up."
I reply, "not much..."
He goes, "r u a girl."
I stop at this point.
After awhile, he goes, "why wont u talk 2 me?"

A while ago, in beetle racing.
If someone's getting pummeled in the racing, I usually join in to thin out the competition. This guy gets really upset and starts calling me an incestuous something. This was back when I'd actually try to argue/reason at ragers. I whisper back for few minutes before I ask for his district just to switch over and report him.

This guild I was in recently before I stopped playing for awhile.
The leader apparently invited a ranger who was supposed to be quite decent. I just saw him using longbow to kill archers while using troll unguent at full health. Anyways, he's mighty proud of this make-over he did on his female ranger... Silver hair... Elite Druid Set (twig bikini set)... Some Japanese name... He starts going around asking people what they thought of his character's costumes, hair, and name... We get a guest to take a midline spot to GvG, and it's a woman with british accent. The guy starts asking her to say, "fish sticks..."

Had a ranger for that one factions mission - one right before Shiro. This ranger has absolutely no idea what he's doing, so I ask him to just sit back and splinter barrage or something. He loads Barrage and Splinter Shot.

Of course, in AB, those who soloers who get mauled by a crowd and go, "LOL TOOK 5 GUYS TO KILL ME." More like taking five guys to kill you within five seconds.

... and those who always resorts to, "lol u live in your parent's basement and you're fat as fuk and will never get laid."
I'll never know if these people actually think every other Guild Wars players are unfortunate acne-written fat 40-year olds living in their parents' basement or if it's their escape tactic to divert the attention from whatever they were originally arguing about.

It is funny though that the US uses the British Common Law system.

After he tries to scam me for 4k or 5k.

Dumb Dude: Why don't you go f*** your mom?
Me: Ouch. I'll have to cry now.
DD: LOL cry b****. I know you love insects.
Me: Insects? I don't like bugs.
DD: Not bugs m*therf*****. Like when you have sex with your relatives.
Me: You mean incest?
DD: LOL you can't even spell.

We use the Common Law system, but we don't actually use British Common Law as precedent. So... wait, how is that funny?

Unless things have changed majorly since I graduated high school five years ago, they're at least taught. I know in Illinois you cannot graduate high school unless you've passed a course on US government. And that literally means you must pass every single thing in that class.

Being from Europe I must say that these americans referring to US legislation regarding their right to swear and cuss etc on a privated owned server like Guildwars are clear candidates. Going very far in ridiculing themselves.
today I saw someone in Great Temple of Baltazar asking: How can I make money?
I mean, if you just buy the game and click create pvp char, then you arent in it for money...if you click create pve (roleplaying as i says) then your first obvious step isnt GTOB.

Its a question you expect to see in ascalon, shinjjea or kamadan.

You know you love insects D:<

I was in RA yesterday and someone was running a w/mo build with healing breeze and defy pain. Much laughter was had.

Oh baby this is GREAT! Insects LOL

EDIT: There was some bug or virus IDK which filled my post with RED ENGINE GORED ENGIN..things

some guy selling drops in rata sum: WTS Claws of The Brood Mother 3k

Nothing stupid about that. I know this one dude who sold two for 3k and another for 4k. Need to try selling them in noob towns, though.

OMG guys guys. This one time... I was in this outpost... and in local chat... someone said something ignornant ... and I laughed out loud, but cried silently.

probably me haha
me and 3 mates all synced into RA with life bond healing hands wammos...good laughs were had when it took the opposition 5mins to kill the four of us
probs was one of us as we failed synced the first time and entered about 3 different games haha

on-topic: as I am generous sometimes and someone was asking for 2k to complete his armor, I thought, "o well wtf, I don't need it let him have it" - so I traded him the 2k and got a string of spam back saying "haha noob" - shows what thanks you get for being nice >.<

another funny one in RA: at the start of the fight our monk asked the entire team to /rank so he could see how "1337" we were (his words) so after the entire team /rank (one r6 two r9(tiger emote?) he goes "lol noobs, your ranks suck, i'm rank 16 and im so good A-net aen't even put a title in for me yet - I have haxxor skills so i'm the best HA player ever noobs" - he proceeded to quit the team...
my screenshot buttons broken - i couldn't take a pic

Number 1: I've met that kind of people. Really the worst types. Reminds me of succubi.

Number 2: I've probably met that EXACT same person lol. Because he said the exact same thing to me once. I didn't screen either because... well... I see many stupid people :P

If I screened every stupid person I've met in PvP and AB (its not PvP dammit lol) then my entire hard-drive would probably be full >.<
love the r16 haxxors they must be leetsauce

Hohohohohoh. You are the funny guy here, not he.

Its not in game but the last stupidest thing ive read today was " is pvx destroying the game? " :/

its game-related haha
I tried to have a balanced argument in it - but its hard when i have a biast opinion haha

fresh from RA: "ZOMG that noob used frenzy ZOMG"

I was in the Eye of The North, around Wintersday 2007. I saw somebody selling "awesome greenz!!!11!!11!!," so I thought I'd take a look. I didn't really plan on buying anything, but there was hardly anybody in that outpost, so I figured I couldn't possibly waste more time of theirs than they'd already decided to waste on their own. Anyway, they opened the trade window, and showed what they had. None of it was good at all. Just obscure greens that would be better off given away to new players or merched. I promptly said "No thanks" and closed the trade window.

(The following is based solely on memory. Quotes are probably not exact)
Them: Noob.
Me: Excuse me?
Them: Noob (Yes, they actually included the smiley)
Me: Because I don't want to buy your useless items?
Them: *rage about how their items are not useless with a few choice phrases thrown in for good measure*
Me: You shouldn't talk to people that way. It's very rude, and not very professional-sounding.
Them: I'm 13. I can do whatever the f*ck I want.
Me: /facepalm.

That was the day that I nearly lost all hope for GW.... and Humanity.