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What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Zebideedee
` Marshmallow
My friend : Why do Mursaat have nipples?
Me : So you can milk them.
He was silenced.
Me : So you can milk them.
He was silenced.
lishi
Some random dude playing DayWay.
I got a pro friend who is good etc etc, the number of time he said pro made me wonder about the type of player, but that is pretty normal.
But after, me and my friend have figure out the drop system in gw, we can predict the zchest next 20-30 drops with only few key.
I got a pro friend who is good etc etc, the number of time he said pro made me wonder about the type of player, but that is pretty normal.
But after, me and my friend have figure out the drop system in gw, we can predict the zchest next 20-30 drops with only few key.
Arachnephobia
This is in LA..
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Aldawg Thanes
So I was remembering the days when I first started out playing, I chose a ranger because I liked the idea of using a bow (I should say that I am still playing the same ranger today). In Pre I was not sure what profession to play, so I randomly chose a Necro. When the time came that I could start summoning minions, I thought that was the coolest thing ever, so I used as many minion summoning skills as I could get. Since I did not know about gw guru, pxv, nor did I have any friends who played the game and I was not in a guild, I did not know that a Ranger MM was not a very good thing. I have now found this out.
Well I was looking for a group to do either Borlis Pass or Frost gate, I cannot remember which and a warrior joined me. We could not find anymore so we took henchies with us. As we were going along I noticed that he too was summoning minions, so I was so excited. Then he summoned a bigger minion than I had seen before, I asked him what skill was that, he said Flesh Golem and it was an elite. I asked where to get it and he said in Factions. As I did not at the time have Factions, I was pretty bummed.
Looking back on it, I cannot believe I was trying to run as an MM on a ranger, but I was new to the game and I quickly learned my lesson. However, looking back I still cannot believe that a warrior was trying to run as a MM, and that he had been doing it long enough to have Flesh Golem and now be back in Prophecies.
Well I was looking for a group to do either Borlis Pass or Frost gate, I cannot remember which and a warrior joined me. We could not find anymore so we took henchies with us. As we were going along I noticed that he too was summoning minions, so I was so excited. Then he summoned a bigger minion than I had seen before, I asked him what skill was that, he said Flesh Golem and it was an elite. I asked where to get it and he said in Factions. As I did not at the time have Factions, I was pretty bummed.
Looking back on it, I cannot believe I was trying to run as an MM on a ranger, but I was new to the game and I quickly learned my lesson. However, looking back I still cannot believe that a warrior was trying to run as a MM, and that he had been doing it long enough to have Flesh Golem and now be back in Prophecies.
Tiramos Caesar
The other day during the Nolani Academy Zaishen mission with a pug. My computer is a little slow so after we beat it and re-spawned in Yaks Bend 2 of the 4 players had already left the group. I left not saying anything and head to collect my coins. I got a pm telling me how rude I was for not saying gg, gj or even thank you. Keep in mind this was not a run but all 4 members contributed to beating the mission. The guy actually expected me to tell him thanks for being a MM. After some pm exchanges I finally put him on ignore.
mrvrod
Sometimes (although you should be more concerned when PuGing) you just want to play a character the way you want even if it IS a bad build.
Back in the "day" I was a big pen & paper Dungeons & Dragons geek (ok, still a geek), I almost exclusively made Battle Mages> I loved sticking a sword in the nearest foe and chucking a fireball at his buddies! Well, in case you didn't know, W/E Battle Mages do not work well in GW. But, from time to time, I load up my little crappy Battle Mage build, and go own low level Charr in the Old Ascalon area. My favorite mission is Great Northern Wall and NOT running away!
Back in the "day" I was a big pen & paper Dungeons & Dragons geek (ok, still a geek), I almost exclusively made Battle Mages> I loved sticking a sword in the nearest foe and chucking a fireball at his buddies! Well, in case you didn't know, W/E Battle Mages do not work well in GW. But, from time to time, I load up my little crappy Battle Mage build, and go own low level Charr in the Old Ascalon area. My favorite mission is Great Northern Wall and NOT running away!
Grizzlybear2009
I got this not long ago from a kid wanting to help a guildie out. He asked if I could help him help my fellow guildie. Long story short, he was bragging how great he had done in the game. The rest, is well in the screenshot!
YunSooJin
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My friend : Why do Mursaat have nipples?
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Caw521
~A little big thread necro 
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Okai, so, in RA (yes, RA, I must have been hypnotized to go there willingly) this dude with major dishonorable points is there, let's just call him g8, is peed off at ANET because he... well here's an overview of the conversation (obviously not word for word)-
g8: f*** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
me: dude, shut up
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: lick my **** anet!
g8: I don't want a sh**ty team!
g8: **** anet!!
Everyone in RA: Then go away, get out of here
/shoo
g8: wtb bomb for anet!
me: wtb bomb for you
...
g8: I don't want a ****** team!
g8: I refuse to have a ****** team!!
g8: It's anet's fault! **** them!
Meanwhile, everyone was flaming/laughing at him while he kept flaming Anet for "giving" him a random team in Random Arenas >.>
I play a few rounds for about 10-15 minutes, I come back, and g8's still there, still hexed with DH.
He's still saying "**** anet" "I don't want a ****** team" =/
So in the midst of all the f anets, there's a dervish also laughing at him. So the weirdest and craziest part comes up.
g8: **** anet!!
g8: who wants 100k!!?? (we all thought it was a joke, of course)
Derv: Lol I will! =P
g8: Derv u got urself a deal
*Actually trades Derv 100k*
Derv: omg
Derv: He actually gave me 100k
Everyone: o.O / =O / O.O / Gimme! =D
*Derv runs in circles*
Derv: Dude I'd lick your balls any day now.
What an eventful half hour.
Too bad I didn't. Get. One. Screenie.
~ Okai, so, in RA (yes, RA, I must have been hypnotized to go there willingly) this dude with major dishonorable points is there, let's just call him g8, is peed off at ANET because he... well here's an overview of the conversation (obviously not word for word)-
g8: f*** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
me: dude, shut up
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: lick my **** anet!
g8: I don't want a sh**ty team!
g8: **** anet!!
Everyone in RA: Then go away, get out of here
/shoo
g8: wtb bomb for anet!
me: wtb bomb for you
...
g8: I don't want a ****** team!
g8: I refuse to have a ****** team!!
g8: It's anet's fault! **** them!
Meanwhile, everyone was flaming/laughing at him while he kept flaming Anet for "giving" him a random team in Random Arenas >.>
I play a few rounds for about 10-15 minutes, I come back, and g8's still there, still hexed with DH.
He's still saying "**** anet" "I don't want a ****** team" =/
So in the midst of all the f anets, there's a dervish also laughing at him. So the weirdest and craziest part comes up.
g8: **** anet!!
g8: who wants 100k!!?? (we all thought it was a joke, of course)
Derv: Lol I will! =P
g8: Derv u got urself a deal
*Actually trades Derv 100k*
Derv: omg
Derv: He actually gave me 100k
Everyone: o.O / =O / O.O / Gimme! =D
*Derv runs in circles*
Derv: Dude I'd lick your balls any day now.
What an eventful half hour.
Too bad I didn't. Get. One. Screenie.
Braxton619
Here is a conversation I heard while in NPF. I met a very bad pug. This is a perfect example why leet stuff doesn't make you a good player. He was also an assassin.
[This player has obby armor with obby edge and mini ghostly]
Noob: Look guys I got obby and obby edge and mini ghostly!! I'm rich and like the best person in Guild Wars.
Me: I don't care about your stuff. All that matters is if your actually good fighting and don't have a sucky build.
Noob: Lol dude I have ursan... ursan still rocks u noob... even thought it got nerfed... it still the best skill ever!
*We are playing for 10 minutes. He died 5 times. The other people didn't.*
Me: Ursan rocks ehh?
Noob: I don't understand why i'm dying. I have obby armor. I thought obby armor was the best armor in the game and makes you invincible.
Me: Nope all max armor is the same.
Noob: Well Ursan still owns.
*He dies again. No one else dies.*
Me: If you would stop getting out of range of the monks so much, you wouldn't be dieing.
*He aggroes group for the 7th time. Monks cannot get in range to heal him.*
Noob: Gogo Ursan! I don't need monks! Ursan will keep me alive!
*He dies for the 7th time.*
Noob: I have 60% DP! Its all your fault!
Me: Actually no, everyone here has 10% morale. You are the only noob dieing. The reason why you are dieing is your sucky build and you are avoiding the monks.
Noob: I'm leaving. I still got like 2500k and going to buy better armor so I can stay alive!
Me: Whatever, Noob.
*He leaves game.*
Party: Thank God! What a noob!
Epic Fail.
[This player has obby armor with obby edge and mini ghostly]
Noob: Look guys I got obby and obby edge and mini ghostly!! I'm rich and like the best person in Guild Wars.
Me: I don't care about your stuff. All that matters is if your actually good fighting and don't have a sucky build.
Noob: Lol dude I have ursan... ursan still rocks u noob... even thought it got nerfed... it still the best skill ever!
*We are playing for 10 minutes. He died 5 times. The other people didn't.*
Me: Ursan rocks ehh?
Noob: I don't understand why i'm dying. I have obby armor. I thought obby armor was the best armor in the game and makes you invincible.
Me: Nope all max armor is the same.
Noob: Well Ursan still owns.
*He dies again. No one else dies.*
Me: If you would stop getting out of range of the monks so much, you wouldn't be dieing.
*He aggroes group for the 7th time. Monks cannot get in range to heal him.*
Noob: Gogo Ursan! I don't need monks! Ursan will keep me alive!
*He dies for the 7th time.*
Noob: I have 60% DP! Its all your fault!
Me: Actually no, everyone here has 10% morale. You are the only noob dieing. The reason why you are dieing is your sucky build and you are avoiding the monks.
Noob: I'm leaving. I still got like 2500k and going to buy better armor so I can stay alive!
Me: Whatever, Noob.
*He leaves game.*
Party: Thank God! What a noob!
Epic Fail.
Risus
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Some random dude playing DayWay.
I got a pro friend who is good etc etc, the number of time he said pro made me wonder about the type of player, but that is pretty normal. But after, me and my friend have figure out the drop system in gw, we can predict the zchest next 20-30 drops with only few key. |
Stupidest thing I've heard: Zone 3 times and the farm code will stop affecting you.
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blade trusted you with this and you go and post on guru. awesome.
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But after, me and my friend have figure out the drop system in gw, we can predict the zchest next 20-30 drops with only few key.
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qvtkc
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Me and a friend was PUGing in Tahnnakai Temple, HM. Got invited by this one group. The leader of it seemed fairly active, asking for our skills and so on, which usually implies that he has an idea about how to build a team.
But lo and behold, he keeps filling the team with various damage characters. No monks. And everyone seems to be ok with this. Eventually, my friend and I (which seems to be the only thinking team members) speak up: "how about monks?"
The reply: "if everyone brings self heal we dont need monks"
...wha... Well excuse me while I spam the shit out of my Healing Signet lol, that'll help...
clamullen
I heard someone say that Pearl Harbor was a conspiracy and that it was used only as an excuse for the US to enter WWII. I thought that was pretty dumb.
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I heard someone say that Pearl Harbor was a conspiracy and that it was used only as an excuse for the US to enter WWII. I thought that was pretty dumb.
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"USA planned 9/11! The proof is when you fold a 20 dollar bill in the right way, it appears to be the two towers burning"
My reply: "Yeah, because not only does the American government want to strike a huge blow to itself, but also just tease the population with small clues that some 17 year old kid finds out about and exposes to the world"
"Titanic never existed! It was a story created to make the shipbuilding industries stop acting like god"
My reply: Ok... who exactly wanted them to stop acting like god and why?
the most recent one that has been all over the news, but I haven't actually seen in GW:
"It's Haiti's own fault for getting destroyed by an earthquake, because they sold their soul to the devil to get rid of the french colonies"
My reply if I ever see this conspiracy in GW: Says Pat Robertson of the Christian societies of USA... get rid of suppressive colonies hmmmm where have I heard that before? Perhaps in American history? And why exactly do you even claim that Haiti sold it's soul, and did all of Haiti do it at once?
DBMan
There was an arguement at JQ waiting area about how humans + monkies = aids and aids was invented in Africa.
Life Bringing
2 words.....Skill balance
asb
Perma running from AC to Piken Square 100%
Wow...
Wow...
karlik
A level 20 wamo running Ft Ranik nm for 750 gold. When asked, he said that didn't include the bonus 'cause it took too long.
Zebideedee
Braxton619 bet he left to go play his Sin
Anywhoo, this has probably happened to others but it always makes me laugh. I helped a newb do 'Sunspears in Kryta' at the end he was asking my heroes what armour they had lol
Anywhoo, this has probably happened to others but it always makes me laugh. I helped a newb do 'Sunspears in Kryta' at the end he was asking my heroes what armour they had lol
Wakka
Frenzy + Healing Sig
Orry
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Here is a conversation I heard while in NPF. I met a very bad pug. This is a perfect example why leet stuff doesn't make you a good player. He was also an assassin.
[This player has obby armor with obby edge and mini ghostly] Noob: Look guys I got obby and obby edge and mini ghostly!! I'm rich and like the best person in Guild Wars. Me: I don't care about your stuff. All that matters is if your actually good fighting and don't have a sucky build. Noob: Lol dude I have ursan... ursan still rocks u noob... even thought it got nerfed... it still the best skill ever! *We are playing for 10 minutes. He died 5 times. The other people didn't.* Me: Ursan rocks ehh? Noob: I don't understand why i'm dying. I have obby armor. I thought obby armor was the best armor in the game and makes you invincible. Me: Nope all max armor is the same. Noob: Well Ursan still owns. *He dies again. No one else dies.* Me: If you would stop getting out of range of the monks so much, you wouldn't be dieing. *He aggroes group for the 7th time. Monks cannot get in range to heal him.* Noob: Gogo Ursan! I don't need monks! Ursan will keep me alive! *He dies for the 7th time.* Noob: I have 60% DP! Its all your fault! Me: Actually no, everyone here has 10% morale. You are the only noob dieing. The reason why you are dieing is your sucky build and you are avoiding the monks. Noob: I'm leaving. I still got like 2500k and going to buy better armor so I can stay alive! Me: Whatever, Noob. *He leaves game.* Party: Thank God! What a noob! Epic Fail. |
Although, how you get obsidian armour without knowing how the armour system in Guild Wars works...Something tells me wasn't originally his account.
Arduin
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Anywhoo, this has probably happened to others but it always makes me laugh. I helped a newb do 'Sunspears in Kryta' at the end he was asking my heroes what armour they had lol
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Dytonis Strom
Irritatin people trying to scam RS accounts. Who even plays that besides ten year olds anymore?!
Regulus X
Security Flaws in NCSoft Website
(Arenanet's Indirect Response) They don't exist, and getting hacked is the player's fault.
or
(Lindsey Murdock): We'll be shooting for a skill balance every other month instead of every month.
...5 months (or almost half a year) later...
(Arenanet's Indirect Response) They don't exist, and getting hacked is the player's fault.
or
(Lindsey Murdock): We'll be shooting for a skill balance every other month instead of every month.
...5 months (or almost half a year) later...
T1Cybernetic
This was just earlier today while messing about in pre searing with a new Character.
chessyang
the other day i was running a SooSC and the group was looking to see who had the BU (Essence of Celerity). This guy keep saying Joe had it. I was looking for "Joe the assassin" or someone's name with "Joe". Thought it was his real life friend named Joe. After the A/P and afew of us keep asking who joe was is he said Joe IS "Joemomma"
oh man that was funny and Corney.
oh man that was funny and Corney.
didis
Arenanet and other MMO developers should make a minipet or other item, sell it via the store and donate the earnings to haiti.
Oh my it was me who was actually asking myself this question, but then is it really that stupid or an opportunity
Oh my it was me who was actually asking myself this question, but then is it really that stupid or an opportunity
Voodoo Rage
Tried to get some screenshots, but some jerk was doing that stupid scam in Kamadan. He was spamming over and over "WTB EL Yuletide tonic - 540e" and then he would switch char and start spamming "WTS EL Yuletide tonic - 400e". I temporarily added the guy to friends and confirmed it was the same guy. I reported him, but I'm not sure if they'll actually do anything about it. Needless to say, I ran up to him and offered him the tonic he supposedly desperately wanted for 540e but of course he just kept closing the trade window. Moron.
Mustache Mayhem
hehe that's funny voodoo.. guess it could work
just roid raged some old guy in ra.. ah gotta love this game
just roid raged some old guy in ra.. ah gotta love this game
Del
I sold a guy an equipment pack and he asked me how to use it.
Xenex Xclame
There is no lag.
Caw521
Kurosaki129
today @ Zashien Mission:Tahnnakai Temple , same Player did 2 stupid things
1. "Why are there 3 Rits in the Party"
my thoughts: Resto Rit, Channel Rit, Communing Rit etc. why not?
2. Me: Let's clear that group in Warrior's Room, they'll go to the Ranger's room as well"
Rit: No, don't do it, its a waste of time
Shortly after...party wipe. gg.
Don't ever repeat the mistake for #2 seriously Guild Wars Players, its safe to clear completely of that room, you wouldn't waste time, you'll waste time if you ignore that threat.I seen it happen ALOT of times.
1. "Why are there 3 Rits in the Party"
my thoughts: Resto Rit, Channel Rit, Communing Rit etc. why not?
2. Me: Let's clear that group in Warrior's Room, they'll go to the Ranger's room as well"
Rit: No, don't do it, its a waste of time
Shortly after...party wipe. gg.
Don't ever repeat the mistake for #2 seriously Guild Wars Players, its safe to clear completely of that room, you wouldn't waste time, you'll waste time if you ignore that threat.I seen it happen ALOT of times.
Benderama
me and my friend going 55 and 600 in AB for super lolz yesterday.<-----stupid thing
turns out my friend managed to hold aggro for 5 mins even though there was actually a mesmer with remove enchantment in the match.
the olny person who noticed reported us and threw the usual insults but was seen running in circles for at least 5 minutes in the battle outpost. ^^
turns out my friend managed to hold aggro for 5 mins even though there was actually a mesmer with remove enchantment in the match.
the olny person who noticed reported us and threw the usual insults but was seen running in circles for at least 5 minutes in the battle outpost. ^^
Zahr Dalsk
Frequently I hear idiots refer to warriors as "tank".