Noob in Pre-Ascalon:
Him: Selling dragon egg for 5k
Me: Umm... what?
Him: You wanna buy this egg? It hatches into a bone dragon!
Me: Umm let me see it first.
Me: Dude its a devourer egg.
Him: Yea it hatches into a dragon
Him: It hatches outside in the sun. Wanna see it?
*outside* *he drops egg*
Me: Dude your an idiot
Him: No watch it.. give it 2 minutes to hatch
Me: Okay i'll go over here
*Zones to Ascalon*
Him: Dude you deleted my egg! 5k now!
Me: No.
*Puts him on my ignore list.*
Idiots in pre-searing make me laugh.
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Braxton619
Gennadios
One of our guildies was recently grouped /w a pretty horribad warr from our alliance, most of what I heard was conveyed through vent, but basically the guy had some useless tank build made up of healing breeze, two other monk skills, and some other stuff.
My guildie tried talking him through putting together some sort of usable build, and eventually he got around to recommending ditching the 3 heals for Lion's Comfort.
The response: "Sry, I only have a pet wolf."
It's a bit of a meme inside our guild now, we chalk up just about every setback to only having pet wolves.
My guildie tried talking him through putting together some sort of usable build, and eventually he got around to recommending ditching the 3 heals for Lion's Comfort.
The response: "Sry, I only have a pet wolf."
It's a bit of a meme inside our guild now, we chalk up just about every setback to only having pet wolves.
vader
Here's one today.
I was in EOTN just helping people with Char-Broiled Plans when someone was looking for a group that was doing it. I joined up with him and went out (I had already done the quest so I didn't have it active). We went outside and there were no Charr. I asked him if he had taken quest and he said he didn't have it yet he needed to do Three Wise Norn. I told him it would only take a couple minutes and that I'd walk with him and he said no. He said that if someone has the Char quest up, all 3 Norn just spawn right outside EOTN. I told him again that it would only take a couple minutes to walk to all of them and he said no again. I then asked him how long he was looking for someone with the quest and he just started cussing me out complaining how nobody would help him.
I was in EOTN just helping people with Char-Broiled Plans when someone was looking for a group that was doing it. I joined up with him and went out (I had already done the quest so I didn't have it active). We went outside and there were no Charr. I asked him if he had taken quest and he said he didn't have it yet he needed to do Three Wise Norn. I told him it would only take a couple minutes and that I'd walk with him and he said no. He said that if someone has the Char quest up, all 3 Norn just spawn right outside EOTN. I told him again that it would only take a couple minutes to walk to all of them and he said no again. I then asked him how long he was looking for someone with the quest and he just started cussing me out complaining how nobody would help him.
JimmyNeutron
Not stupid saying but stupid action:
You advertise a run and people still join in and say "Oh, its a run?"
WTF?!?!?!?! Can't you read?
Or worst:
Them: I dont speak english too well.
Me: Just RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pay me and follow the rest of the team.
You advertise a run and people still join in and say "Oh, its a run?"
WTF?!?!?!?! Can't you read?
Or worst:
Them: I dont speak english too well.
Me: Just RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pay me and follow the rest of the team.
McCankles
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OMG, actually loled at work. Everyone looked at me.
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Well today I was in Gunnar's and a Ritualist was talking about how he > Assassin, there was about a 5 minute conversation of them retorting to each other's strategies.
The best one was the Assassin suggested that he use Critical Defense because Ritualists couldn't do anything to him when he put that up.
The Rit retorted with "I'm a caster."
Barb
all the times people said "stupidest" in this thread
its not a real word -.-
its not a real word -.-
Voltaic Ectoplasm
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Originally Posted by Gennadios
One of our guildies was recently grouped /w a pretty horribad warr from our alliance, most of what I heard was conveyed through vent, but basically the guy had some useless tank build made up of healing breeze, two other monk skills, and some other stuff.
My guildie tried talking him through putting together some sort of usable build, and eventually he got around to recommending ditching the 3 heals for Lion's Comfort. The response: "Sry, I only have a pet wolf." |
Kaleban
That someone actually bought the new Costume Pack...
Kawil
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Originally Posted by Kaleban
That someone actually bought the new Costume Pack...
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lolprot
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Originally Posted by Kawil
That's pretty pathetic btw. Haven't you QQd enough in all the other posts about that? And yes, the quote counts as my stupidest things I've heard of in GW.
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These are not opinions to be debated, but true Scientific facts, from Science.
Also, people who buy costumes are ugly.
Kawil
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Originally Posted by lolprot
You're just mad because he has ascended out of the cave and apprehended the One True Form of Video Game Design, allowing him to come to the realization that all micro transactions are morally wrong, and that anyone who fraternizes with them is living incorrectly.
These are not opinions to be debated, but true Scientific facts, from Science. Also, people who buy costumes are ugly. |
I'm only saying this because, and I hope you're just using sarcasm (but if not), some peeps will actually believe this.
lolprot
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Let me revise my previous statement about stupidest things I've heard so far. The above, I believe, knocks it out of first place, lol.
I'm only saying this because, and I hope you're just using sarcasm (but if not), some peeps will actually believe this. |
Braxton619
New Fail of the Day: Noob in Kamadan posting this: "Recruiting new players! XXXe Obby armor
He is a perma sin.
In My Mind: I am in the #1 luxon guild in Guild Wars. I don't care about your pathetic guild.
Me: Yo buddy I wanna join. (lie)
Him: How much gold you got?
Me: 1,500k
Him: Yeah you can join.
*He stares at my leet armor.*
Him: You don't have obby armor. Your poor.
Me: Yeah obby for sin sucks. My design is so much better.
Him: Your poor.
Me: Seriously bro, so that means if you don't got obby, your poor?
Him: Yes everyone likes obby. Your also poor.
Him: You can get like 1000 ecto in seconds.
Me: How?
Him: Go on those gold selling websites. I buy a lot of ectos there.
Me: Thanks, I just screened what you said. ANET will love this.
Him: Please no!!
Me: Yes, your support number is: ########
*Puts him on the ignore list.*
Plus he was a perma sin. Perma sin noobs in kamadan makes me laugh. This brightened my day.
He is a perma sin.
In My Mind: I am in the #1 luxon guild in Guild Wars. I don't care about your pathetic guild.
Me: Yo buddy I wanna join. (lie)
Him: How much gold you got?
Me: 1,500k
Him: Yeah you can join.
*He stares at my leet armor.*
Him: You don't have obby armor. Your poor.
Me: Yeah obby for sin sucks. My design is so much better.
Him: Your poor.
Me: Seriously bro, so that means if you don't got obby, your poor?
Him: Yes everyone likes obby. Your also poor.
Him: You can get like 1000 ecto in seconds.
Me: How?
Him: Go on those gold selling websites. I buy a lot of ectos there.
Me: Thanks, I just screened what you said. ANET will love this.
Him: Please no!!
Me: Yes, your support number is: ########
*Puts him on the ignore list.*
Plus he was a perma sin. Perma sin noobs in kamadan makes me laugh. This brightened my day.
JimmyNeutron
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In My Mind: I am in the #1 luxon guild in Guild Wars. I don't care about your pathetic guild.
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Never say never.
Also, so what you're in the biggest ePENIS guild in Guild Wars. GZ on becoming a member....it's really hard to get in....they only recruit people w/ big ePENIS..or so I heard.
nologic
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New Fail of the Day: Noob in Kamadan posting this: "Recruiting new players! XXXe Obby armor
He is a perma sin. In My Mind: I am in the #1 luxon guild in Guild Wars. I don't care about your pathetic guild. Me: Yo buddy I wanna join. (lie) Him: How much gold you got? Me: 1,500k Him: Yeah you can join. *He stares at my leet armor.* Him: You don't have obby armor. Your poor. Me: Yeah obby for sin sucks. My design is so much better. Him: Your poor. Me: Seriously bro, so that means if you don't got obby, your poor? Him: Yes everyone likes obby. Your also poor. Him: You can get like 1000 ecto in seconds. Me: How? Him: Go on those gold selling websites. I buy a lot of ectos there. Me: Thanks, I just screened what you said. ANET will love this. Him: Please no!! Me: Yes, your support number is: ######## *Puts him on the ignore list.* Plus he was a perma sin. Perma sin noobs in kamadan makes me laugh. This brightened my day. |
Buying ectos from a RMT is a no go hope his account gets hacked and teaches him a lesson.
glacialphoenix
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(Also, glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks most FOW armour sets look terrible... the 'sin one always puts me in mind of duct tape.)
nologic
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Good job.
(Also, glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks most FOW armour sets look terrible... the 'sin one always puts me in mind of duct tape.) |
I'm the Can Man.
Espion Angel
I didn't actually hear this but my friend told me about it.
Quote: "Can someone ping me a solo 600/smite build?"
And this is coming from someone who is an elite farming guild/alliance
~Espii.
Quote: "Can someone ping me a solo 600/smite build?"
And this is coming from someone who is an elite farming guild/alliance
~Espii.
Kenzo Skunk
Proud monk in FA saying: Im feier magick..
Tresa
Seen, rather than heard:
Roughly 4 years ago, a guildie who shan't be named (SNAKE) brought his W/R along for a UW trapping outing. He brought only 2 relevant skills: Quickening Zephyr and Dust Trap... Which he couldn't cast, because he only had 20 energy.
Roughly 4 years ago, a guildie who shan't be named (SNAKE) brought his W/R along for a UW trapping outing. He brought only 2 relevant skills: Quickening Zephyr and Dust Trap... Which he couldn't cast, because he only had 20 energy.
Zodiac Meteor
With the solo Stygian Farm nerfed I decided to run it, at a hefty price of 25k, which isn't to bad considering it's the most annoyingly long of the elite areas. So we head out.
Noob monk: This is normal mode.
Me: Yeah.
Noob monk: You said hard mode.
*Presses the up key to reload text.*
Me: Running Stygian Veil 25k, bring traps/AoE, 7/8 NM.
Noob Monk: I was kind of hoping for gold items.
Me: I was kind of hoping to do this fast. No weapons are leet skinned here.
About 30 minutes into the run. We are 1/2 done with the 1st quest.
Noob Monk: OMG, you are slow.
Me: It's the biggest area of doa.
Noob Monk: I can run gloom in 20 minutes.
Me: So can I, but this isn't gloom noob.
*Monk runs and pulls big mob, we barely manage to beat it. Luckily we killed the boss in the mob completing the quest.*
Me: WTF noob?! Do you want us to wipe?!
Noob Monk: stfu, you are slow as hell and this is normal mode!
*We run back and grabs the next quest.*
Me: Alright, the boss is over there, everyone pay up. (lie)
*Draws arrows and pings on map. I only accepted the offer from the monk. The rest of the players are trying to trade as the monk walks off.*
Monk: Thank god, It's been almost 40 minutes! Your a slow ass noob.
*Monk runs in, triggers pop and dies. I turn off hero reses.*
Ranger in group: Accept?
Me: Na, veil isn't done. Suck it monk.
Noob Monk: WTF?! Scammer?! I'm going to report you!
Me: Don't worry, I'm still finishing run. We are just going to leech your drops.
I finished Veil in 1 hour and 10 minutes, the poor guy didn't get his green drop from the tendrils or end chest. He stayed dead the rest of Stygian, Karma is a bitch.
Honestly, don't complain how slow a run is if the runner isn't dieing 27/4. As long as monsters that drops 4-5k gemstones are dieing I wouldn't complain that the run is sooo slow. I'll take 5 ecto drops over UW chest an day
Noob monk: This is normal mode.
Me: Yeah.
Noob monk: You said hard mode.
*Presses the up key to reload text.*
Me: Running Stygian Veil 25k, bring traps/AoE, 7/8 NM.
Noob Monk: I was kind of hoping for gold items.
Me: I was kind of hoping to do this fast. No weapons are leet skinned here.
About 30 minutes into the run. We are 1/2 done with the 1st quest.
Noob Monk: OMG, you are slow.
Me: It's the biggest area of doa.
Noob Monk: I can run gloom in 20 minutes.
Me: So can I, but this isn't gloom noob.
*Monk runs and pulls big mob, we barely manage to beat it. Luckily we killed the boss in the mob completing the quest.*
Me: WTF noob?! Do you want us to wipe?!
Noob Monk: stfu, you are slow as hell and this is normal mode!
*We run back and grabs the next quest.*
Me: Alright, the boss is over there, everyone pay up. (lie)
*Draws arrows and pings on map. I only accepted the offer from the monk. The rest of the players are trying to trade as the monk walks off.*
Monk: Thank god, It's been almost 40 minutes! Your a slow ass noob.
*Monk runs in, triggers pop and dies. I turn off hero reses.*
Ranger in group: Accept?
Me: Na, veil isn't done. Suck it monk.
Noob Monk: WTF?! Scammer?! I'm going to report you!
Me: Don't worry, I'm still finishing run. We are just going to leech your drops.
I finished Veil in 1 hour and 10 minutes, the poor guy didn't get his green drop from the tendrils or end chest. He stayed dead the rest of Stygian, Karma is a bitch.
Honestly, don't complain how slow a run is if the runner isn't dieing 27/4. As long as monsters that drops 4-5k gemstones are dieing I wouldn't complain that the run is sooo slow. I'll take 5 ecto drops over UW chest an day
Mustache Mayhem
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With the solo Stygian Farm nerfed I decided to run it, at a hefty price of 25k, which isn't to bad considering it's the most annoyingly long of the elite areas. So we head out.
Noob monk: This is normal mode. Me: Yeah. Noob monk: You said hard mode. *Presses the up key to reload text.* Me: Running Stygian Veil 25k, bring traps/AoE, 7/8 NM. Noob Monk: I was kind of hoping for gold items. Me: I was kind of hoping to do this fast. No weapons are leet skinned here. About 30 minutes into the run. We are 1/2 done with the 1st quest. Noob Monk: OMG, you are slow. Me: It's the biggest area of doa. Noob Monk: I can run gloom in 20 minutes. Me: So can I, but this isn't gloom noob. *Monk runs and pulls big mob, we barely manage to beat it. Luckily we killed the boss in the mob completing the quest.* Me: WTF noob?! Do you want us to wipe?! Noob Monk: stfu, you are slow as hell and this is normal mode! *We run back and grabs the next quest.* Me: Alright, the boss is over there, everyone pay up. (lie) *Draws arrows and pings on map. I only accepted the offer from the monk. The rest of the players are trying to trade as the monk walks off.* Monk: Thank god, It's been almost 40 minutes! Your a slow ass noob. *Monk runs in, triggers pop and dies. I turn off hero reses.* Ranger in group: Accept? Me: Na, veil isn't done. Suck it monk. Noob Monk: WTF?! Scammer?! I'm going to report you! Me: Don't worry, I'm still finishing run. We are just going to leech your drops. I finished Veil in 1 hour and 10 minutes, the poor guy didn't get his green drop from the tendrils or end chest. He stayed dead the rest of Stygian, Karma is a bitch. Honestly, don't complain how slow a run is if the runner isn't dieing 27/4. As long as monsters that drops 4-5k gemstones are dieing I wouldn't complain that the run is sooo slow. I'll take 5 ecto drops over UW chest an day |
Phyrehazurd
TaggSilar
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Bathal Nasp
Red is same person.
Worldbeater
In Oola's HM:
Me: Hang on a sec, I want to see how the yeti looks when you drop it.
Me: Nobody pick it up, ok?
1: OK
2: k
~4 ppl move on top of me~
~Golems aggro, party starts to wipe, but they won't move~
1: Dude, I want to see too. Drop it quick!
2: ???
1: What happened?
3: He's ******g with you man
3: bastard :P
I have screen on my home computer; I'll post later. It's just so much better actually seeing it with the party lying dead around me ^_^
Me: Hang on a sec, I want to see how the yeti looks when you drop it.
Me: Nobody pick it up, ok?
1: OK
2: k
~4 ppl move on top of me~
~Golems aggro, party starts to wipe, but they won't move~
1: Dude, I want to see too. Drop it quick!
2: ???
1: What happened?
3: He's ******g with you man
3: bastard :P
I have screen on my home computer; I'll post later. It's just so much better actually seeing it with the party lying dead around me ^_^
.HunTer
After I joined [rawr] as cape leecher this game is so much fun now.
Today I lost against a team with 2 necros,1 dervish and 1 mesmer.
Yes,gay hexway,everyone had about 5 hexes and the monk couldn't heal everyone.
a kid /zranked me and left. (They won,but he left)
Then I started another match and I had that kid on my team
-lol...the mesmer kid is here now
Him: -No I'm not.
and he left.
PS: Come on people,I need more /zranks over my corpse! It's so much fun to see whats your zaishen rank
PS²: too bad zaishen rank doesn't show how 1337 you are in PvP,since it's a PvE title.
Bonus pic
Against a QQ team: (everyone on the team QQ'd about something)
So...Random insults makes you feel better than cape leech!
Yes,this guy died and said that "cape leechers sux"
Actualy I don't like cape leechers,too.
But I NEVER insulted people for nothing,I did NOTHING against him to be insulted.
PS: alot of errors because I was typing while fighting,aaaand...because obviously english isn't my main language
PS²: He said "nope" because I asked him to block me or put his stats on DnD
Today I lost against a team with 2 necros,1 dervish and 1 mesmer.
Yes,gay hexway,everyone had about 5 hexes and the monk couldn't heal everyone.
a kid /zranked me and left. (They won,but he left)
Then I started another match and I had that kid on my team
-lol...the mesmer kid is here now
Him: -No I'm not.
and he left.
PS: Come on people,I need more /zranks over my corpse! It's so much fun to see whats your zaishen rank
PS²: too bad zaishen rank doesn't show how 1337 you are in PvP,since it's a PvE title.
Bonus pic
Against a QQ team: (everyone on the team QQ'd about something)
So...Random insults makes you feel better than cape leech!
Yes,this guy died and said that "cape leechers sux"
Actualy I don't like cape leechers,too.
But I NEVER insulted people for nothing,I did NOTHING against him to be insulted.
PS: alot of errors because I was typing while fighting,aaaand...because obviously english isn't my main language
PS²: He said "nope" because I asked him to block me or put his stats on DnD
Motoko
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Mods: Move this to wherever you feel necessary. Please dont close though.
So I thought this would be a funny thing to see if everyone else has heard some really dumb things over their time playing guildwars because I know I have. Post a screen or just type it in. Whatever works. Here are a few of the funnier things Ive seen.  And another one was the other day, some kid was spamming WTB 500 Ectos Trading Xbox360 for it PM For Details. So Jokingly I said Ill trade. He says "Shipping Address?" I responded with "First off my phone number is 1800SCAM" and he once again said "Shipping address? Ill send it via Fedex" I laughed, then he for some reason said. You think Im poor? So I had to say yeah, you obviously are poor if you are buying ectos. Then he goes on to tell me "Your the fake lithium, you wanna be r12, lithium hearts is the real one." So I was just laughing because according to this guy HA rank and time you are able to create a ratio and his ratio went something like this." Rank 12 Hero > 4 Years Playing Guildwars. Now that is an impressive title but lets be honest. He ended up going on DND. I wonder why |
Yeah that's me pal. Or I used to monk under that name... Too bad I haven't gone by that name in about... 2 years... maybe 3.
You can have the name though ^_^
Yelling @ Cats
Was doing some random mission in Prophecies on my assassin, back when I was taking him through the game. I decide..."the hell with it, it's a fairly easy mission, may as well jump on this PuG". I send an invite, they accept, all is well.
Before the mission starts, a Mesmer (of all classes), profusely claims that "Assassins suck, kick him". Few moments later, I'm without a party. So I chuckle to myself a little bit, grab henches, and start the mission.
When I was in the final stretch of it, I send the leader of that party a whisper asking how his group is doing. He responds with something along the lines of "The memser went afk, then we wiped". Lots of lulz ensued for me.
Before the mission starts, a Mesmer (of all classes), profusely claims that "Assassins suck, kick him". Few moments later, I'm without a party. So I chuckle to myself a little bit, grab henches, and start the mission.
When I was in the final stretch of it, I send the leader of that party a whisper asking how his group is doing. He responds with something along the lines of "The memser went afk, then we wiped". Lots of lulz ensued for me.
animal fighter
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After I joined [rawr] as cape leecher this game is so much fun now.
Today I lost against a team with 2 necros,1 dervish and 1 mesmer. Yes,gay hexway,everyone had about 5 hexes and the monk couldn't heal everyone. a kid /zranked me and left. (They won,but he left) Then I started another match and I had that kid on my team -lol...the mesmer kid is here now Him: -No I'm not. and he left. PS: Come on people,I need more /zranks over my corpse! It's so much fun to see whats your zaishen rank PS²: too bad zaishen rank doesn't show how 1337 you are in PvP,since it's a PvE title. Bonus pic Against a QQ team: (everyone on the team QQ'd about something) So...Random insults makes you feel better than cape leech! Yes,this guy died and said that "cape leechers sux" Actualy I don't like cape leechers,too. But I NEVER insulted people for nothing,I did NOTHING against him to be insulted. PS: alot of errors because I was typing while fighting,aaaand...because obviously english isn't my main language PS²: He said "nope" because I asked him to block me or put his stats on DnD |
.HunTer
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can u tell me how to be as good and funny as u
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Its stupid,as the topic says.
Right ?
JimmyNeutron
Another stupid thing someone said to me today in Lion Arch:
Person: Hi blah blah blah blah or Hi, would you like to join my guild?
Me: Who are you?
Person: blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Do I know you?
Person: No, just asking if blah blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Who are you again? and How do I know you?
Person: you don't lol ^^
Me: Than WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?
Me: If I don't know you, than there is a reason why I don't know you or want to get to know you. I'm antisocial and unless you're some f*en hot chick in real life that puts out and gets out, than we can talk. Otherwise, I don't want to know you.
I love making them feel stupid for talking to me and changing the topic to Who the F are you?
Person: Hi blah blah blah blah or Hi, would you like to join my guild?
Me: Who are you?
Person: blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Do I know you?
Person: No, just asking if blah blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Who are you again? and How do I know you?
Person: you don't lol ^^
Me: Than WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?
Me: If I don't know you, than there is a reason why I don't know you or want to get to know you. I'm antisocial and unless you're some f*en hot chick in real life that puts out and gets out, than we can talk. Otherwise, I don't want to know you.
I love making them feel stupid for talking to me and changing the topic to Who the F are you?
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[DE]
Scrolling through my screens today and remember some of the stuff all the honorable RA kids used to say.
i.e. [kiting is no fair] and [not to run when barely ahead on killcount after the other team wipes (and I quote "Be a f_cking man and fight")]
i.e. [kiting is no fair] and [not to run when barely ahead on killcount after the other team wipes (and I quote "Be a f_cking man and fight")]
AngelWJedi
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Another stupid thing someone said to me today in Lion Arch:
Person: Hi blah blah blah blah or Hi, would you like to join my guild? Me: Who are you? Person: blah blah blah my guild? Me: Do I know you? Person: No, just asking if blah blah blah blah my guild? Me: Who are you again? and How do I know you? Person: you don't lol ^^ Me: Than WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?!? Me: If I don't know you, than there is a reason why I don't know you or want to get to know you. I'm antisocial and unless you're some f*en hot chick in real life that puts out and gets out, than we can talk. Otherwise, I don't want to know you. I love making them feel stupid for talking to me and changing the topic to Who the F are you? |
so before leaving he milked the war for nice items before putting him ignore and logging.
JimmyNeutron
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LOLS! now this is funny and reminded me of something. my male friend was playing his female ranger and he had queen in this name so this male war though he was a rl female. so he was doing all this let me whorship you crap. hehe
so before leaving he milked the war for nice items before putting him ignore and logging. |
I'm starring at my screen for 8hrs a day and I rather not be starring at a male char, if you know what I mean. LOL
Does that mean I'm a guy in rl? No, but who really knows? Even I don't know. LOL!!!!!
Braxton619
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Originally Posted by JimmyNeutron
BUT, you do care because if you didn't care, you wouldn't bother PMing him to make fun of him.
Never say never. Also, so what you're in the biggest ePENIS guild in Guild Wars. GZ on becoming a member....it's really hard to get in....they only recruit people w/ big ePENIS..or so I heard. |
animal fighter
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It wasn't meant to be funny.
Its stupid,as the topic says. Right ? |
Mustache Mayhem
I had a guy spam /kneel under my yeti.. then this guy with a searing tonic came running up and his face went right into my loin cloth- almost bit my cox off
Arachnephobia
This happened a while ago, when I was on my ritualist helping a friend of mine with his last Survivor character, and we were about to do Ruins of Morah. We also had his guildmate in the group and the guildmate's friend, along with our alliance leader..
I have my protective and healer monk in the group along with General morgahn.
(I don't remember his name, but we'll call him douche) Douche: "Drop your heroes, plz. I'm going to run it"
Survivor Friend: "Uh.. I don't want to run it, I want to do the mission."
Douche: "Drop your heroes plz."
--Surivorfriend's loses connection--
(We wonder what happened, and wait in the outpost.. Minutes pass.. She doesn't come back.)
Douche: "Drop your heroes I'm going to run it"
Me and SurvivorFriend: "We're not wanting to run it and we're not going to drop our heroes."
(B.S. goes on for a few minutes until we just kick him and add our heroes to take the place of the douchebag).
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I almost forgot about what happened as we were doing the quest to get the Siege Wurm skill. The douche (he's a monk) was in the wurm and kept running off into groups, as the rest of us plow our way through. He decides to run into groups, so we would have to save his ass so many times, it was ridiculous.
This is why I don't group with Pugs, because no one knows what they're doing. I group with friends because we know what and how it works. We work together, not separately.
I have my protective and healer monk in the group along with General morgahn.
(I don't remember his name, but we'll call him douche) Douche: "Drop your heroes, plz. I'm going to run it"
Survivor Friend: "Uh.. I don't want to run it, I want to do the mission."
Douche: "Drop your heroes plz."
--Surivorfriend's loses connection--
(We wonder what happened, and wait in the outpost.. Minutes pass.. She doesn't come back.)
Douche: "Drop your heroes I'm going to run it"
Me and SurvivorFriend: "We're not wanting to run it and we're not going to drop our heroes."
(B.S. goes on for a few minutes until we just kick him and add our heroes to take the place of the douchebag).
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I almost forgot about what happened as we were doing the quest to get the Siege Wurm skill. The douche (he's a monk) was in the wurm and kept running off into groups, as the rest of us plow our way through. He decides to run into groups, so we would have to save his ass so many times, it was ridiculous.
This is why I don't group with Pugs, because no one knows what they're doing. I group with friends because we know what and how it works. We work together, not separately.
T1Cybernetic
Just pulled this off #guildwarsguru IRC log a few moments ago, Removed the names but you know who you are...
but you know who you are...Quote:
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22:49 xxxxxxx • hello? 22:49 xxxxxxx • i need a GM please 22:49 @yyyyyyy • whats it worth to ya 22:49 @yyyyyyy • ummm, well that's a problem then. GM's don't really exist in Guild Wars. 22:49 @yyyyyyy • But how 'bout you just tell us the problem anyway and we'll see what we can do to help 22:50 xxxxxxx • Well, i trusted someone to use my EL tonic and then give it back but then he runs off with it :'( 22:50 @yyyyyyy • live and learn. 22:50 @yyyyyyy • sorry 22:50 @yyyyyyy • not much can be done 22:51 @yyyyyyy • If it's any comfort, I think that probably the majority of MMO players have been scammed at some point. 22:51 xxxxxxx • :'( 22:51 @yyyyyyy • if you havent you're pretty sheltered 22:51 xxxxxxx • i scraped and saved for 3 weeks 22:51 @yyyyyyy • I know, it hurts. 22:51 @yyyyyyy • You can vent your rage in here though. 22:51 @yyyyyyy • NCSoft support won't do anything to help. 22:53 yyyyyyy • yawn 22:55 • xxxxxxx [[email protected]] has quit IRC 22:58 @yyyyyyy • !users 23:01 +yyyyyyy • dumb ass 23:01 +yyyyyyy • who trusts people |