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Originally Posted by Arduinna
This has been known for ages.
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What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Zahr Dalsk
Olim Chill
"This game sucks compared to WoW."
Arduin
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
I've known about it for ages, and I hate on it whenever it comes up.
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Blobbob
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
I've known about it for ages
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Then of course there's the fact that whatever arbitrary number the cap is set at has no affect on how long it'll take to reach that cap. The highest you can get in GW is 20 no matter which of the 3 campaigns you're playing, yet you still manage to reach the cap faster in Factions than Prophecies. The number by itself is completely meaningless, which is why they haven't come up with one yet.
edit: Heck, GW already has what could be described as, in essence, a "no ceiling level cap." Once you reach a certain point (level 20) "levels" stop being significant (you don't gain any more attribute points, HP, or anything) but you still get small advances in the form of skill points, which aren't a big deal but do technically allow you to increase your character's potential versatility. We they're describing for GW2 is practically the same as what we currently have and people are still complaining about how Anet is ruining the game. Crazy.
Nightmare_Pwn
"Trading Zkeys for Ectos 1:1"
Lol Failure and a half
Lol Failure and a half
Nightmare_Pwn
"Trading Zkeys for Ectos 1:1"
Lol Failure and a half
Lol Failure and a half
The build master
Well there was that one guy double posting on gw guru 
On topic: Well the "Dunt neft shadow form ppl" are always a good reason for a facepalm.
On topic: Well the "Dunt neft shadow form ppl" are always a good reason for a facepalm.
bloodvayne
During the Zquest to kill Abbadon.
The leader of the PuG demanded I be an MM >.>
I was almost tempted to ^.^
The leader of the PuG demanded I be an MM >.>
I was almost tempted to ^.^
KageNoShi
"The day they nerf SF(Shadow Form) is the day I die"
"Ursan the great equalizer may it never be nerfed!"
"Icy tank...oh...nobody is here. Nobody hears you."
Ah the memories...
"Ursan the great equalizer may it never be nerfed!"
"Icy tank...oh...nobody is here. Nobody hears you."
Ah the memories...
Zebideedee
Heres one that happened yesterday...
I got a blue fiery dragon sword drop during one of the zquests so as usual I went to Ascalon to give to some newbie. So asked who wanted a free fiery dragon sword in all and this guy comes to get. He then puts a gold plagueborn sword in trade window, after cancelling and telling him again that sword was free he keeps putting that sword in trade, so finally I gave up and accepted. About 10 minutes later I get a pm from him saying "hahaha that fds is much better than the one I gave you, I tricked you!" I replied "The fds was free in the first place! etc.". He then pm'd me back saying "Wtf, it was free, can I have my sword back?"
/facepalm
I got a blue fiery dragon sword drop during one of the zquests so as usual I went to Ascalon to give to some newbie. So asked who wanted a free fiery dragon sword in all and this guy comes to get. He then puts a gold plagueborn sword in trade window, after cancelling and telling him again that sword was free he keeps putting that sword in trade, so finally I gave up and accepted. About 10 minutes later I get a pm from him saying "hahaha that fds is much better than the one I gave you, I tricked you!" I replied "The fds was free in the first place! etc.". He then pm'd me back saying "Wtf, it was free, can I have my sword back?"
/facepalm
Blobbob
Just now, 500 gold for a run from Kamadan to Sunspear Great Hall and Champion's Dawn.
Miss Puddles
The political discussions that get going in ToA are pretty epic.
Mustache Mayhem
hillarious.. I get into the political discussions sometimes, mainly to derail and talk about the red haired yeti- they even worse in rata sum over the holidays
the el yeti tonic is the best ever.. stand over someones head (loin cloth to the face) and chase them around when they try to get out from under it
Wubbies
People will respect me because i have titles...
My comment to the above.. well people respect me cause i have a job, run my own business, own a car, house, stocks..etc oh and i have a life
oh and people that bitch because of nerfs. <<shows how little skill u have
My comment to the above.. well people respect me cause i have a job, run my own business, own a car, house, stocks..etc oh and i have a life
oh and people that bitch because of nerfs. <<shows how little skill u have
4thVariety
The dumbest thing in a long time was a PermaSin who started to take damge from Skeletons during 4h. He then started venturing off my Heal Party Range and since the other Sin did not receive as much as a single hit (killed skeletons very sleek the second they spawned), I followed him. So he took more damage, and then some, so I decided, what the heck just spam Heal Party. Even then he managed to receive enough damage to die between to buttonpresses to go from 98% health to death.
After that he really hit the ceiling. To make matters even more bizarre a French team member was getting angry at him for sending the Mobbers away instead of them being backup and also trying to tell him how it was not my fault. It was bizarre having the A/E rage at me in English and a A/D rage at the A/E in French. The second A/E started pointing out how he did not die of two skeletons and then it was on for real. Because this could only mean I had to be reported for... ...I don't know really.
I tell you, this guy spend more time raging and blaming his death on me than the entire run had taken at that time. Even took the time to PM me later. I wonder if he ever understood what the French guy wrote him. In any case, the dumbest thing I heard in a long time.
After that he really hit the ceiling. To make matters even more bizarre a French team member was getting angry at him for sending the Mobbers away instead of them being backup and also trying to tell him how it was not my fault. It was bizarre having the A/E rage at me in English and a A/D rage at the A/E in French. The second A/E started pointing out how he did not die of two skeletons and then it was on for real. Because this could only mean I had to be reported for... ...I don't know really.
I tell you, this guy spend more time raging and blaming his death on me than the entire run had taken at that time. Even took the time to PM me later. I wonder if he ever understood what the French guy wrote him. In any case, the dumbest thing I heard in a long time.
scythefromunder
wtb RS account!!11 must be lvl80+!11
lul.
lul.
TheRaven
Today while halfway thru a HM Destruction's Depth run with a pug.
Dervish: Oh man, I just now noticed I have an empty skill slot.
At that point the warrior ragequit.
Fighting the Norn, most of us managed to hit 60 DP, but we pressed on and eventually made it to the final fight. At that point I burned some clovers to help out. Nobody could figure out why their DP disappeared until someone mentioned that it was because we had zoned into the Central Transfer Chamber. They said that DP always disappears at this point in the quest because of the Great Dwarf Blessing you get in here.
Dervish: Oh man, I just now noticed I have an empty skill slot.
At that point the warrior ragequit.
Fighting the Norn, most of us managed to hit 60 DP, but we pressed on and eventually made it to the final fight. At that point I burned some clovers to help out. Nobody could figure out why their DP disappeared until someone mentioned that it was because we had zoned into the Central Transfer Chamber. They said that DP always disappears at this point in the quest because of the Great Dwarf Blessing you get in here.
Rexion
In RA...
Monk: "I am using Unyielding Aura on Dead Player."
oh boy.
Monk: "I am using Unyielding Aura on Dead Player."
oh boy.
Malice Black
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hillarious.. I get into the political discussions sometimes, mainly to derail and talk about the red haired yeti- they even worse in rata sum over the holidays the el yeti tonic is the best ever.. stand over someones head (loin cloth to the face) and chase them around when they try to get out from under it |
eeks
This was actually between my boyfriend and another real life friend who I just recently introduced to Guild Wars. It's more or less a gist of the conversation, though. :x
Boyfriend - P
Other friend - G
P: Like it so far?
G: Yep!
P: Okay! Well, what colour's the ground? Is it green, or red? (speaking about pre-post Ascalon without actually spoiling it for him)
G: Oh, the ground's pretty green.
P: Okay well, whatever you do, DON'T speak to the guy next to the gate with the exclamation mark over his head! Not until you've done everything you want to do, because you CAN'T GO BACK.
*after a minute or two*
G: Oh, I see what you mean. It's red now.
*facepalm*
Boyfriend - P
Other friend - G
P: Like it so far?
G: Yep!
P: Okay! Well, what colour's the ground? Is it green, or red? (speaking about pre-post Ascalon without actually spoiling it for him)
G: Oh, the ground's pretty green.
P: Okay well, whatever you do, DON'T speak to the guy next to the gate with the exclamation mark over his head! Not until you've done everything you want to do, because you CAN'T GO BACK.
*after a minute or two*
G: Oh, I see what you mean. It's red now.
*facepalm*
Anonymous IXl
Dumbest think i ever heard in guild wars... Hmm... Must be when our guild was on vent...
All we hear is "F@*$ My life!" "I just sold my Q10 Insc. Gold Crystalline sword the the merchant!" Very unfortunate for me the sound i was hearing was the feedback from my own mic... Ya... That was me that did that... FML
All we hear is "F@*$ My life!" "I just sold my Q10 Insc. Gold Crystalline sword the the merchant!" Very unfortunate for me the sound i was hearing was the feedback from my own mic... Ya... That was me that did that... FML
snowman relic
Heres my contribution
i was running a buddy (well kinda i did all the fighting and the others sat there) on visuna square local quarter and i had 3 empty slots after buddy was in grp so i said what the hell ill run some people for free. i get about halfway through the mish and one of the people said "do i have to pay you?" i told him "no sit back relax and enjoy the run" five minutes later he walked up and opened trade chat saying "10k here" i turned to him and siad "im running you for free i dont understand" he keeps spamming "10k here" then wen i dont pay he starts complaining and runs himself into the next mob killing himself so we had to rez him needless to say i made sure no1 did for the rest of the mission he complained and screamed how if hes not alive at the end he wont make it to the next town and as we are fighting the skiroken's group (last one for those of you who dont remember or are not familiar with it) he leaves and spams me with a few choice phrases on how i scammed him and am a ***hole and other crude and obsene language for it
i was running a buddy (well kinda i did all the fighting and the others sat there) on visuna square local quarter and i had 3 empty slots after buddy was in grp so i said what the hell ill run some people for free. i get about halfway through the mish and one of the people said "do i have to pay you?" i told him "no sit back relax and enjoy the run" five minutes later he walked up and opened trade chat saying "10k here" i turned to him and siad "im running you for free i dont understand" he keeps spamming "10k here" then wen i dont pay he starts complaining and runs himself into the next mob killing himself so we had to rez him needless to say i made sure no1 did for the rest of the mission he complained and screamed how if hes not alive at the end he wont make it to the next town and as we are fighting the skiroken's group (last one for those of you who dont remember or are not familiar with it) he leaves and spams me with a few choice phrases on how i scammed him and am a ***hole and other crude and obsene language for it
BenjZee
during a cutscene:
You: She has been touched by Abaddon
Morgahn: We have all be touched by Abaddon, the entire world...
I was like o_0
You: She has been touched by Abaddon
Morgahn: We have all be touched by Abaddon, the entire world...
I was like o_0
Obrien Xp
novawhiz
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I couldn't stop laughing.
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The fact that he posted that
The fact that the person thought he had to outbid it.
or The fact that the Mods considered the last 2 posts Nonbids
but the Car/semen post was a valid bid.
Apparently bodily fluids are guru approved currency for bidding
Obrien Xp
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This is worthy of /b/
novawhiz
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I do believe that rl items aren't valid but, the 2 skree wings were in game so...
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ye but 2 skree wings > 650 braces???
Obrien Xp
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ye but 2 skree wings > 650 braces???
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I'd take braces.
/end discussion
There's this one guy in foibles fair that sat there swearing at afk players and calling them no-lifes. I pm'ed him and he wouldn't stop, ending his rant with kthxbi. I loled then dubbed him fail.
N1ghtstalker
a guy told me his trial account would soon end
so he asked if he could play on my account and train my guys and pvp on my acc
i lol'd
and yes i have the convo on screen
so he asked if he could play on my account and train my guys and pvp on my acc
i lol'd
and yes i have the convo on screen
glacialphoenix
Sepulchre of Dragrimmar HM:
Guy repeatedly camping in Diamondshard Mist wards:
"Hey, why do I keep bleeding?"
Guy repeatedly camping in Diamondshard Mist wards:
"Hey, why do I keep bleeding?"
AngelWJedi
stupidest thing i heard so far is. WTT 40zkeys for 60e! oo; umm yeah did they forget keys are 3-4k each and ectos 5-7keach? xD
Caw521
Okay, I do feel sorry for this guy in pre, but it was pretty stupid of him---
Him: can I have someone's armor?
Me: you can't use other's armor
Me: what happened to it anyway?
Him: I traded it
Him: that's why I'm naked
And uh... he apparently traded his armor for another person's, only to (finally) figure out that he can't wear it.
I laughed. Then I felt pity on him. Then I just left the city. =/
Him: can I have someone's armor?
Me: you can't use other's armor
Me: what happened to it anyway?
Him: I traded it
Him: that's why I'm naked
And uh... he apparently traded his armor for another person's, only to (finally) figure out that he can't wear it.
I laughed. Then I felt pity on him. Then I just left the city. =/
Cheeva B
I stopped on page 7 lol, so if any of these are redo's, my apologies =)
the classic back during the monk strike days at THK:
wammo: I'll heal, I have heal party
the infamous trade session from out of the blue:
"you buy?"
other randomness I remember:
"BHA is useless in FoW, bring Barrage instead"
"my 55 is invincible, 1vs1?"
"Mesmers are useless"
the classic back during the monk strike days at THK:
wammo: I'll heal, I have heal party
the infamous trade session from out of the blue:
"you buy?"
other randomness I remember:
"BHA is useless in FoW, bring Barrage instead"
"my 55 is invincible, 1vs1?"
"Mesmers are useless"
Kurz Courage Duke
LA D1.
Person 1: "so ud rather f*ck me than get 30k?"
Person 2: "ya sure"
Person 2: "lube up"
Person 2: "i dont want any friction"
Person 2: "or the condom will break"
Xx Friction Xx: "wat do u want?"
Person 1: "so ud rather f*ck me than get 30k?"
Person 2: "ya sure"
Person 2: "lube up"
Person 2: "i dont want any friction"
Person 2: "or the condom will break"
Xx Friction Xx: "wat do u want?"
Zahr Dalsk
"balthazar is great, u get speed boost and huge armor bonus"
mrvrod
For me the stupidest thing I hear daily, and the one that gets me steamed, is noob.
Don't get me wrong, I know there are people dumber than a box-of-rocks out there, but I still remember the days of newb or newbie.
A new person to the game is a good thing, they may be ignorant to the game mechanics, but that can be fixed with help and kindness. Stupidity, on the other hand, seems to be forever.
Don't get me wrong, I know there are people dumber than a box-of-rocks out there, but I still remember the days of newb or newbie.
A new person to the game is a good thing, they may be ignorant to the game mechanics, but that can be fixed with help and kindness. Stupidity, on the other hand, seems to be forever.
Voltaic Ectoplasm
Randomer: Someone is using Mending in my team for Fissure of Woe, Stupid nub
Me: Mending is the best skill in game...
Someone: Oh yeah is it that skill? sorry yeah its awesome, i forgot
Me: Lmao im joking........
i kept laughing to myself for the rest of the day.....
in Random Arenas.
"Shadow Form sin lfg"
Kamadan:
Randomer: WTB Love !
Someone: Get Laid then
Randomer: What does that mean?
Me: LMFAO!
just some of my funny but stupid times
Me: Mending is the best skill in game...
Someone: Oh yeah is it that skill? sorry yeah its awesome, i forgot
Me: Lmao im joking........
i kept laughing to myself for the rest of the day.....
in Random Arenas.
"Shadow Form sin lfg"
Kamadan:
Randomer: WTB Love !
Someone: Get Laid then
Randomer: What does that mean?
Me: LMFAO!
just some of my funny but stupid times
