What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Targren View Post
Then spend 30 sec in GToB AD1, and realize that god is dead (probably self-inflicted after realizing what he'd done. Those people are like The Barrens chat on ludes.)
I lol'd 12chars much XD

nikolas55

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2009

I saw this in Lion's Arch

Guy No1: Why are all people so dumb and idiotic
Guy No2: Yea i know
Guy No1: I mean everyone in lions arch now is stupid
Me: So you count yourself superior to all of us???
Guy No1: Yes
Me: Hmmmm (thinking to myself 'IDIOT'
Guy No1: thats all you stupid people can say. hmmm
Me: you count yourself more intelligent then everyone else in lion's arch (note i had friend on)
Guy No1: yes
Me: Fully explain what a zero point field is then???
Guy No1: (goes to wikipedia copies the introduction straight from the site and pastes it)
Guy No1: That's what it is, you just got ownt
Me: You copied that striaght from wiki (i post the site, everyone goes to wiki and see's)

Everyone laughs at him and he goes a sulks in the corner.
That made my day

Sir Mad

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

R/

"My barrage ranger pwns in PvP."

(In AB) "r10 Ursan lfg."

crazybanshee

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

Look out!

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Mad View Post
(In AB) "r10 Ursan lfg."
Actually, when I was in a guild that ab'd a lot, we used to kill the time waiting for the counter saying things like this. Ursan lfg, hamstorm warrior lfg, perma sin lfg etc. It was like a contest to see who could come up with the dumbest thing, and get the most rabid response.

Obrien Xp

Obrien Xp

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jan 2009

Canada

The First Dragon Slayers [FDS]

Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybanshee View Post
Actually, when I was in a guild that ab'd a lot, we used to kill the time waiting for the counter saying things like this. Ursan lfg, hamstorm warrior lfg, perma sin lfg etc. It was like a contest to see who could come up with the dumbest thing, and get the most rabid response.
I do similar things like ask for a Flight Master and other WoW related things. I've had many threats. ofc I tell them I'm joking after a while.

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/



Nah thanks. I think I'll keep my ecto and not go to heaven...

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

I was in a group doing Arachni's Haunt. There was this one guy who kept saying pointless quotes and telling jokes that weren't remotely funny.

It was pretty stupid.

Sword Hammer Axe

Sword Hammer Axe

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2008

Look up.

Kurzick Conflagration Unit [KCU].

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post


Nah thanks. I think I'll keep my ecto and not go to heaven...
Well in heaven you get to be pure, stay away from alcohol, women, money and power.

Hell is probably a place for people who do stuff that you go to hell for.

So what to prefer? Keeping the ecto. Because you KNOW that thing exist XD

Tijger

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Mo/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post


Nah thanks. I think I'll keep my ecto and not go to heaven...
Hmm, female ele? Standing on a dark corner in old Ascalon perchance?

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

Lol, no. But ironically his name was closely related with Grenth and Curses. :/

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

So I was doing Jennur's Horde. Looking for a discord partner, actually.

I have my three heroes added and "LF Discord Partner" in party search.

Some absolute idiot whispers me with "You have discord heros?"

qvtkc

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

"i know gayle he will ban u"

DragonRogue

DragonRogue

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2007

Seattle, WA USA

Demon Dawg Knights

E/Me

an elem in a group one time who had 3 rezes in thier bar. when asked why 3, we were told, it was because they dont have time to wait for one rez to recharge, when everyone is dying in battle. that they needed to get everyone back up quickly. rebirth was one of them.

Minami

Minami

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jul 2008

Dallas, TX. USA

Not in any guild at the moment

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Quote:
Originally Posted by qvtkc View Post
"i know gayle he will ban u"
I lol'd

12char

JimmyNeutron

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

The funniest/stupidiest thing I ever hear people say is

"PRO LFG"...."PRO running"...."PRO whatever"

There is no such thing as PRO people!!!! Anyone that thinks they are a PRO and advertise themself as a PRO on anything is a joke.

Me...I'm a Noob4Life!!! and LOVING IT!!!

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

During the Ruins of Morah z-quest last week, most of us were just having all of our characters run through the mission. One elitist jerk kept harassing the runners demanding that they show him their build "so that they don't waste his time". The same guy was bouncing from runner to runner by the time I had already had 3 characters successfully run through by 3 different guys. But at least his time wasn't wasted, right?

Mesmer in Need

Mesmer in Need

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2006

[ToA]

Monks are Useless

Abedeus

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

Don't like it, don't use it.

Also, this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyNeutron View Post
The funniest/stupidiest thing I ever hear people say is

"PRO LFG"...."PRO running"...."PRO whatever"

There is no such thing as PRO people!!!! Anyone that thinks they are a PRO and advertise themself as a PRO on anything is a joke.

Me...I'm a Noob4Life!!! and LOVING IT!!!
Pro means they are professionals. They are "making a living" out of it. They are (most likely) good, so it's their main source of profit. Look it up.

Mokeiro

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2009

This post:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10413854

KageNoShi

KageNoShi

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2009

In the shadows.

[SIGH]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Apollo Smile View Post
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Pretty much anything said in Shing Jea Monastery American District.
How that place became a cest pit of idiocy is beyond me.
Too true...too true.. now add in Ascalon City, Kamadan, and pretty much everywhere in Guild Wars.

??iljo

??iljo

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

N/

"Hes a noob, he's got noob armor kick him."

-.-

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abedeus View Post
Pro means they are professionals. They are "making a living" out of it. They are (most likely) good, so it's their main source of profit. Look it up.
If they are taking ingame gold and selling it for real money, that's grounds for a permanent ban and puts them down on the level of asian gold sellers.

Hyperventilate

Hyperventilate

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Somewhere in California

I Gots A Crayon [Blue]

Me/Mo

I was running an EoE Nuke Ranger on the Luxon FA side.

Some guy claimed I wasn't working hard enough because I'd /dance while my spirits did all the work for me.

He told me he knew a mod who was going to ghost my account, watch the gate that I nuked and get me banned for leeching.

I giggle'd.

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

Some guy in RA (ugh) flamed me because there was a "suspected" leecher on our team. >.< I thought, "What do you want me to do about it?? Go up and talk to him and tell him to stop leeching?"

At least we lost... I guess. =/

Hyperventilate

Hyperventilate

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2007

Somewhere in California

I Gots A Crayon [Blue]

Me/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post
Some guy in RA (ugh) flamed me because there was a "suspected" leecher on our team. >.< I thought, "What do you want me to do about it?? Go up and talk to him and tell him to stop leeching?"

At least we lost... I guess. =/
I get that a lot. I'm not quite sure what's going through these people's heads. What do you expect their other teammates to do? Ping this guy until he goes, "Oh, maybe I should stop leeching/botting/being stupid?"

Hm.

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyperventilate View Post
I was running an EoE Nuke Ranger on the Luxon FA side.

Some guy claimed I wasn't working hard enough because I'd /dance while my spirits did all the work for me.

He told me he knew a mod who was going to ghost my account, watch the gate that I nuked and get me banned for leeching.

I giggle'd.
Lol Yup, do your part and wand enemies down...



There's gotta be some kinda prank to pull on leechers... is it possible to glitch them into some place or get them stuck somewhere? Or lure 'em into a trap and get them killed?

subarucar

subarucar

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

New Zealand

None

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post

There's gotta be some kinda prank to pull on leechers... is it possible to glitch them into some place or get them stuck somewhere? Or lure 'em into a trap and get them killed?
What good would that do?

qvtkc

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need View Post
Oh speaking of that:

"We don't need monks if everyone brings self-heal".

This was in Tahnnakai Temple by the way.

Arduin

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

'UW can't be cleared nowadays without an Assassin with SF or someone that is able to tank one side of 4 Horsemen'

Offense instead of defensive gets the job done nicely.

reaper with no name

reaper with no name

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2009

FaZ

D/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need View Post
Technically, everything that isn't a SF sin is a waste of a party slot that could have been filled by one.

Short

Short

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2009

Protectors of Fate [GoF]

N/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Swahnee View Post
EDIT: There was some bug or virus IDK which filled my post with RED ENGINE GORED ENGIN..things
It's a while back in the thread but....lol

Evesest

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Mar 2007

Dominion Saints

Quote:
Originally Posted by PnoyPlaYa View Post
"scrub"

the most stupidest word/thing i have heard on guild wars.
when i head that word i was like wtf is a scrub? and someone told me it was like "noob" so i said..
thats a really dumb word, its like a word you have to say when you have nothing better to say.
Say hello to the guy that called you a scrub.
I just said it was like "noob" to get you to shut up about it, but I still maintain the opinion that you, sir, are a scrub.

Acumen.

Malician

Oak Ridge Boys Fan

Join Date: Jun 2007

E/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesmer in Need View Post
Monks aren't useless; I let them come in my parties (but only if they smite).

SolusX2

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2009

Mo/

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada

Quote:
Originally Posted by SolusX2 View Post
Wow... massive amounts of fail.

Good job ArenaNet, make it take longer for us to get to real gameplay!

Azure Requiem

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2009

Rt/

@ the post a bit back about the "x player and their team has won a battle blah blah"

Back in the day that actually mattered, HoH wins was what determined what region had favor for access to UW and FoW. (was like 10 consecutive wins snagged favor if I remember right?)


as for stupid things:


2 people at same time unable to tell the difference between a "b" and an "s" (happens way to often). Trying to be polite as I could to them and one got pissy. One of the reasons I hate using trade chat.

Arduin

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk View Post
Wow... massive amounts of fail.

Good job ArenaNet, make it take longer for us to get to real gameplay!
This has been known for ages.
Quote:
Levels

So are they raising the level cap?

Yes, but the final cap hasn't been announced. It could be as high as 100.

Am I going to have to endlessly grind to be the most powerful I can be?

No. The amount of power you get at higher levels will reduce significantly. At some point you will not get any more powerful by gaining more levels.
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Guild_Wars_2/FAQ#Levels

SolusX2

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2009

Mo/

That picture is over 2 years old.

Zebideedee

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

This was more cute than stupid, made me chuckle anywhoo. I checked the P window while doing my daily tonic hunt and seen this...

Wts Mini Pet Dinasor

Axeman002

Axeman002

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2008

A/Mo

someone in LA saying whats the point of collecting stuff just to bin it....i then told him about xunlai chests and merchants lol (he was level 20 too so he musta deleted ALOT )

and someone yesterday screaming into public chat in horror as they had just merched an obby edge by accident hehe