What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Ok a mate of mine came over to me a few days ago actually asking why people didn't wanna be his GF's. I of course felt sorry for him and asked what the problem was. When he said he was LFGF'ing in Ascalon City and Lion's Arch I burst out laughing

OMG i have to try that

-Sir, we've been jammed.
-What kind of jam?
-Tastes like strawberry, sir.
-Strawberry jam? There's only one man that uses strawberry jam. LONESTAR!!!

Actually, if I remember correctly, it was raspberry, but anyway...

For info...

"Raspberry?! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.... Lone Star!"

Just wanted to get this out before I forget-

In LA, some guy sorta made a fool of himself (iirc)-

Him: where do i go to get to factions?
Us (some random group of people and me): By the docks - Jiaju Tai
Us: only if you have Factions installed on your account
Him: how do i install it on account?
Us: enter a new cd key in
Him: where can i get factions?
*pause* *eye twitches*
Us: store
Us: Store
Me: local bootleg market
Him: thats ret(u)rded. they should give it to you when you finish game.
*eye goes in spasms* /facepalm

So everyone started flaming him in public chat. I wish I'd've gotten a screenshot of this.

I think this goes to show that some people have very little common sense.

No problem, man.

I laugh whenever my monks dshot things. (True story)

I was off to do the ElusivE Golemancer as per z-mission today.

I joined a group with my AWESOME PARAGON OF AWESOME. I loaded up a quick Imbagon-type build, as people DEMAND IMBAGON FROM ALL PARAGON IN EXISTENCE, and since it was Hardmode I wanted to bring my a-game.

They looked at the team, noted there was 1 monk. I pointed out that it was HARD MODE and 2 monks is recommended for a group of 8.

The Leader said "Imbagon paragon is good enough for a monk". I said "What the hell are you on?" Hello kick from party :O

Wow, what an idiot

Once, in LA, some guy kept telling everyone to get off a hill unless they wanted to make a sale, and started threatening to hack whoever didn't... what a loser.

Perhaps not the stupidest things, but two of the stupidest recent things I came across. I found them very entertaining. (:

The first was forming a group for Tahnnakai Temple with my monk (emphasis on Mo/Me). I hopped into this group with this guy and I think another person, as well as this poor Rit. He was asking everyone if they had the Rit elite 'Consume Soul' (I believe it's called) because that would make the mission easier - which I don't dispute.

Guy: Roren (my monk) u have hero with consume soul?
Me: Uh, nope.
-The Rit and another dude join-
Guy: u have heroes with consume soul?
Rit: No
Dude: No
Guy: Oh, 'Rit', ur a Rit lol. I didn't realize. do u have consume soul?
Rit: no? what does it do?
Guy: You steal Health from target foe. If that foe was a summoned creature, you steal all of that foe's life.
Rit: I'm sorry english isn't my first language, i'm having a hard time understanding
Me: -google a template with the skill so he can see the image of it and such-
Me: -ctrl z template- Here's a build with consume soul if that helps you out a bit?
Rit: Oh thanks
Guy: Ahhhahahahahaha! Brilliant! That will work nicely!!!
Guy: Hahahahaha!
Guy: Hahahahaha Roren are you using that build?
-brief pause while I asses my monk and mesmer skills and nope. no Rit spells there-
I felt bad when I had to remind him of that fact. And I guess this is an easy mistake to make, it just entertained me.

I think that's 'nuff said? (:

Number 2.

We were not that far into Aborstone. We had a Necro with us who was raising minions like no one's business, and was keeping them alive with Blood of the Master (I think). So every few seconds he'd lose a chunk of life and we'd heal him - no worries.
The trouble was when we were waiting for Danika (Monk prime, remember ) to catch up and open the door, this Necro spamming Blood of the Master to keep his minions alive.

Danika catches up and I guess her main priority before anything is healing, so she sees this Necro lose some health and heals him. She gets to the door and starts doing her thing but: Ooop! Necro lost some health again.

She drops what she's doing and rushes over to cure the Necro and then goes back to the door. Necro loses some health, she runs back to him and heals, then back to the door, and so on and so on. This happens quite a few times, and I wish I had kept count.

Getting a bit agitated I go: Please, let her open the door...

She manages to open the door finally, and guess that the Necro finally got what was going on. But no.

Necro: LOL!! Bout time Danika!!!

I laught so hard LMAO

lol, well I thought that too, untill I ran a group of ppl thru Bogroots. At the end 1 guy kept running in the group so he didn't have to pay. and he went afk, so we all reported him. Me and my mate waited for like 30 mins. and then the guy came back. but just before he could open de chest. he just logged out. and I've never seen him on back again. so yes I think reporting has a use.

Yep , danika totally pis*** me off in that mission .

I lol'd really effing hard. Do you realize how much damage things do when there's an imbagon in the team? Protip: You're taking more damage than anyone else.

...........does this armour make my bum big?

And the answer is yes.

can't spell lawl without flawless

Some guy was offering UW dual runs for ~10K. . .

. . . @ doomlore shrine >_>

Yes you can. You can lose the f, e, and the 2 s's in fact.