this is from today's zaishen mission, i was party leader and of course i need to check each player's builds to ensure their attributes and skills are not all over the place, everybody else builds was fine until I ask for the monk's skill bar...
the monk left afterwards, and his/her title was: Guardian of Cantha. I really want to swear on top of my head off. I came across an experience where an Ele was only using Flares the whole time in HM Naphui Quarter. I did this to go through a check-up. Really, title doesn't measure how much "skills" you have in my opinion and I dont really GET why people wouldn't ping their builds for some reason.
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Kurosaki129
End
freind of mine of like 2 years: "wait...your gay?"
and another guy about a month ago: "they need to buff warriors they have no good skills" (obviously not an exact quote as it was awhile back)
if guru quotes count... "you can't farm any greens since they nerfed sf"
and another guy about a month ago: "they need to buff warriors they have no good skills" (obviously not an exact quote as it was awhile back)
if guru quotes count... "you can't farm any greens since they nerfed sf"
Axeman002
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if guru quotes count... "you can't farm any greens since they nerfed sf" |
aeronox
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Originally Posted by End
freind of mine of like 2 years: "wait...your gay?"
and another guy about a month ago: "they need to buff warriors they have no good skills" (obviously not an exact quote as it was awhile back) if guru quotes count... "you can't farm any greens since they nerfed sf" |
Jeydra
If Guru posts count, this one ranks pretty damn high indeed:
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Originally Posted by Reverend Dr
Really, warriors are about heavy single target damage. I really don't know what else to say. Why would I bring pathetic AoE skills, when I can bring other skills and kill a mob in every 3-4 swings of my weapon? If you want AoE, bring a caster, not a warrior
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Zahr Dalsk
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If Guru posts count, this one ranks pretty damn high indeed:
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What now?
Jeydra
I forgot it takes a certain level of skill before you see why Reverend_Dr's post is so funny ...
If you have MoP support why are you even running DSlash?
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
D-Slash + SY, + MoP on an AP Necro
What now? |
Del
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
D-Slash + SY, + MoP on an AP Necro
What now? |
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I forgot it takes a certain level of skill before you see why Reverend_Dr's post is so funny ...
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Zahr Dalsk
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If you have MoP support why are you even running DSlash?
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Jeydra
You prefer to power SY instead of exploding the entire mob with Hundred Blades + MoP?
Zahr Dalsk
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You prefer to power SY instead of exploding the entire mob with Hundred Blades + MoP?
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If SY is not on your bar and there is no Imbagon in your party, you fail Warrior.
Jeydra
No offense, but you need aggro lessons too lol. Also there's no reason why you can't bring SY on your bar when going Hundred Blades ... and no reason either that you not using SY = your team collapses.
Nonetheless - this is Riverside, not the Campfire, so I'll drop discussing this. If you still want to, take it to the Warrior subforum.
Nonetheless - this is Riverside, not the Campfire, so I'll drop discussing this. If you still want to, take it to the Warrior subforum.
EPO Bot
How can you get FoW with a blindfold all in black and still lack the basic intelligence to not run all the way to the other side of THK on your own to hack away on the mursaat and get yourself killed because the monks can't possibly reach you?
I mean COMON , that had to be trolling. Baka! Baka! BAKA!!
I mean COMON , that had to be trolling. Baka! Baka! BAKA!!
dagrdagaz
Was doing Charr hunting in pre-searing and teamed up with a below lvl10 Mo/W
I was playing a lvl12 or lv13 N/R at the time, with a Pet and Imp (works pretty good).
We were at the ruins in the beginning with one fixed charr group and another that patrols away and returns.
This player mistakenly tought being a Warrior. Runs head on into the fixed group, obviously fails healing all the damage she takes and dies rather fast. I might excuse the next fatal mistake for prolly chatting something to me. After ressing her she doesnt notice the patrolling group returing and gets killed again fast.
She then tells me she doesnt have time for n00bs
I was playing a lvl12 or lv13 N/R at the time, with a Pet and Imp (works pretty good).
We were at the ruins in the beginning with one fixed charr group and another that patrols away and returns.
This player mistakenly tought being a Warrior. Runs head on into the fixed group, obviously fails healing all the damage she takes and dies rather fast. I might excuse the next fatal mistake for prolly chatting something to me. After ressing her she doesnt notice the patrolling group returing and gets killed again fast.
She then tells me she doesnt have time for n00bs
Liston
Ranger in JQ was using RoJ, but thats not the noob part, 6/8 were smiting prayers skills from a R/Mo
aeronox
I call that the Jedi Toucher.
Smiting "skill" skills + Expertise ... doesn't work that good though
Smiting "skill" skills + Expertise ... doesn't work that good though
Babe
"I will buy a Toniks" by Stalowy Wajonik (Used to be in Kamadan, now its usually in GTOB
"Can anyone give me 10k?"
People would ask why then he'd respond:
"I am a Level 20 Warrior with 50 Armor and I die all the time"
Then people would tell him to kill level 1's or lower level monsters then and he'd reply:
"I can't kill anything. I get hit once or twice by anything and I die." by: Strength Of Honour
A few people have stated he has been in GTOB the last week or 2 begging for money this way.
"Can anyone give me 10k?"
People would ask why then he'd respond:
"I am a Level 20 Warrior with 50 Armor and I die all the time"
Then people would tell him to kill level 1's or lower level monsters then and he'd reply:
"I can't kill anything. I get hit once or twice by anything and I die." by: Strength Of Honour
A few people have stated he has been in GTOB the last week or 2 begging for money this way.
Inferno Dawn
"there are women on the internet"
lol, someone said that to me because I kicked them from my party for UWSC. Legit kick.
ORLY? I'm a woman on Guild Wars, on the INTERNET!
lol, someone said that to me because I kicked them from my party for UWSC. Legit kick.
ORLY? I'm a woman on Guild Wars, on the INTERNET!
DigitalFear
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Ranger in JQ was using RoJ, but thats not the noob part, 6/8 were smiting prayers skills from a R/Mo
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talon994
When it comes to JQ I've seen all those scary builds. Right now there is a monk running around spamming flare + mending.
Benderama
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DigitalFear
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When it comes to JQ I've seen all those scary builds. Right now there is a monk running around spamming flare + mending.
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Ye, JQ is scary. o.o
Zodiac Meteor
Names were censured to protect the stupid.
Ha ha, classic!
Made my day
Ha ha, classic!
Made my day
Shayne Hawke
@Zodiac: I can still see their name in your Whisper box, if you care.
Today, in Augury Rock, I argued with a guy for five minutes and tried to convince him that Grog, Firewater, and the like are five level alcohols that give three points, and not three level alcohols that give three points. He told me to check the wiki. I laughed and went to buy materials for my next set of armor.
Today, in Augury Rock, I argued with a guy for five minutes and tried to convince him that Grog, Firewater, and the like are five level alcohols that give three points, and not three level alcohols that give three points. He told me to check the wiki. I laughed and went to buy materials for my next set of armor.
Bob Slydell
@Zodiac
lmao!!!!!!!!!
lmao!!!!!!!!!
Zodiac Meteor
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@Zodiac: I can still see their name in your Whisper box, if you care.
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Well, I'm sure he doesn't mind, if he take offense, keep in mind that I made an entire thread on guru about a warrior tank that pwns with Gladiators defense, and the 2 sword block skills. Plus I put mending and watchful spirit on my warrior just for +5 health regen. Thinking that it is a good idea because warrior's endurance cancels the energy loss.
We ALL have our dumbs days.
Dzjudz
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P/Mo with Jesus Beam beats that. Saw the guy at the double FA/JQ weekend.
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Chuchu
Once when I was helping someone finish the Prophecies campaign, right before the last mission, she pinged her bar (or maybe it was a hero's). It had Light of Dwayna on it. I suggested dropping it for another skill because it's a really bad res. She replaced it with Resurrect. *sigh*
During the mission, she overaggroed a bunch of Sparks and caused all but about two or three people to wipe. She kept insisting that we should have brought Light of Dwayna because it would have been helpful there. I pointed out that--the 25 energy issue aside--we were in the middle of a group of Sparks, and it would have given those ressed no energy and put them a Rodgort's Invocation away from death. The response was a sarcastic "yeah right" and a constant insistence that we should have brought it anyway. >_<
Another time when I was trying to get my ele through Slaver's Exile, a domination mesmer in the party kept running around aggroing everything on the compass, and then fussed at me for being the reason we were doing poorly because "You didn't bring Glyph of Renewal and Maelstrom. This would be faster if you did. You should have brought them. Why didn't you bring them? Don't you know how to play ele?" Every . . . two . . . minutes . . . The funny thing was, she brought absolutely no interrupts at all herself and was relying on Backfire for damage.
During the mission, she overaggroed a bunch of Sparks and caused all but about two or three people to wipe. She kept insisting that we should have brought Light of Dwayna because it would have been helpful there. I pointed out that--the 25 energy issue aside--we were in the middle of a group of Sparks, and it would have given those ressed no energy and put them a Rodgort's Invocation away from death. The response was a sarcastic "yeah right" and a constant insistence that we should have brought it anyway. >_<
Another time when I was trying to get my ele through Slaver's Exile, a domination mesmer in the party kept running around aggroing everything on the compass, and then fussed at me for being the reason we were doing poorly because "You didn't bring Glyph of Renewal and Maelstrom. This would be faster if you did. You should have brought them. Why didn't you bring them? Don't you know how to play ele?" Every . . . two . . . minutes . . . The funny thing was, she brought absolutely no interrupts at all herself and was relying on Backfire for damage.
-Makai-
Earlier this evening in JQ, I witnessed two zeniths in GW stupidity:
One match: Luxons grab yellow and defend it well. One Luxon (in local) informs his team that the yellow turtle is stuck and to let us capture the quarry. Of course, we all rush to green while three Luxons stick to yellow. After a few minutes, one of the guy's teammates throws him the generic "get a life" insult and spices it up with "ur wats wrong with this world." Right before our purple juggy scores the last point, the insulter says, "should have let them get yellow."
Later match: While holding purple, I happen upon a R/E teammate. I pre-prot him a few times and let him on his merry way. Later, I see him casting flare and phoenix on an enemy sin. Several minutes (and reported leechers) later, the whole match goes to hell and I'm frantically trying to keep our purple juggy alive. He whines at me for not healing him. Since the match is completely over, with 2-8, I get irate and call him out on his stupid build.
His response?
"says the monk with prot spirit lol"
One match: Luxons grab yellow and defend it well. One Luxon (in local) informs his team that the yellow turtle is stuck and to let us capture the quarry. Of course, we all rush to green while three Luxons stick to yellow. After a few minutes, one of the guy's teammates throws him the generic "get a life" insult and spices it up with "ur wats wrong with this world." Right before our purple juggy scores the last point, the insulter says, "should have let them get yellow."
Later match: While holding purple, I happen upon a R/E teammate. I pre-prot him a few times and let him on his merry way. Later, I see him casting flare and phoenix on an enemy sin. Several minutes (and reported leechers) later, the whole match goes to hell and I'm frantically trying to keep our purple juggy alive. He whines at me for not healing him. Since the match is completely over, with 2-8, I get irate and call him out on his stupid build.
His response?
"says the monk with prot spirit lol"
Risus
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Earlier this evening in JQ, I witnessed two zeniths in GW stupidity:
One match: Luxons grab yellow and defend it well. One Luxon (in local) informs his team that the yellow turtle is stuck and to let us capture the quarry. Of course, we all rush to green while three Luxons stick to yellow. After a few minutes, one of the guy's teammates throws him the generic "get a life" insult and spices it up with "ur wats wrong with this world." Right before our purple juggy scores the last point, the insulter says, "should have let them get yellow." Later match: While holding purple, I happen upon a R/E teammate. I pre-prot him a few times and let him on his merry way. Later, I see him casting flare and phoenix on an enemy sin. Several minutes (and reported leechers) later, the whole match goes to hell and I'm frantically trying to keep our purple juggy alive. He whines at me for not healing him. Since the match is completely over, with 2-8, I get irate and call him out on his stupid build. His response? "says the monk with prot spirit lol" |
On topic: Saw a monk bonder in UW on a terraway ROFL.
I say kick the monk and bring an SS or SoS and I'll tank Dhuum and bond, they kick me and flame me. Idiots. Like the PBAoE EMo was sooo epic DPS in vale.
Also saw an AXE warrior with Hundred Blades and Mending+Healing Breeze yesterday in RA.
fenix
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Shoot, I even made a constant effort to remember to censure the 2 names on the Attribute boxes.
Well, I'm sure he doesn't mind, if he take offense, keep in mind that I made an entire thread on guru about a warrior tank that pwns with Gladiators defense, and the 2 sword block skills. Plus I put mending and watchful spirit on my warrior just for +5 health regen. Thinking that it is a good idea because warrior's endurance cancels the energy loss. We ALL have our dumbs days. |
RhanoctJocosa
^ agreed. plus, your hp and skills are terrible. the other player probably was better than you.
Zebideedee
Tthe Moby Dick one was funny, the others are too small for me to read :|
Lol, just lol *rollseyessmiley*
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Dzjudz
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She replaced it with Resurrect. *sigh*
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Angela Sitsonit
Standing in Kamadan with a lvl3 storage toon with koabd title on and getting questions like "where did you find that hack?" I responded once with "go to fiveaccountwides.com"
5 mins later the dude responds "I can't find it ! are you sure you spelled it right?"
I reply "yes i'm sure, are you sure you read it right?" "ok i'll try again he says"
Pfffff
5 mins later the dude responds "I can't find it ! are you sure you spelled it right?"
I reply "yes i'm sure, are you sure you read it right?" "ok i'll try again he says"
Pfffff
Zodiac Meteor
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^ agreed. plus, your hp and skills are terrible. the other player probably was better than you.
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However we did wipe 2 times, one was from a stupid aggro from me (That lockpick drop was to appealing) and the 10 Incubus spiked me, the rest of the team soon followed. The other time a mob tried to shrine camp.
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I wish I took more pictures, the reason why it was claimed his build was pro is.
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I'll change the pictures ASAP, I didn't think that it wasn't that bad as I said before we all have our dumb days. I argued the same thing with my pro +5 health regen warrior.
Back on topic,
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That's why I was the only healer besides the rit that carried defensive spirits (<3). Beat that dungeon on HM in ~35 minutes. That must mean... I'm bad? Wait, What?
However we did wipe 2 times, one was from a stupid aggro from me (That lockpick drop was to appealing) and the 10 Incubus spiked me, the rest of the team soon followed. The other time a mob tried to shrine camp. It does seem like I was a total a-hole, kicking some one that claimed monks are useless and bring self heals is pro. That his build was a great build for this HM dungeon and I don't know anything about team structure. It's not like I politely asked him to change his skills for more damage. I wish I took more pictures, the reason why it was claimed his build was pro is. That means his team will die often but he will live the longest because of the defensive skills, RA anyone? I'll change the pictures ASAP, I didn't think that it wasn't that bad as I said before we all have our dumb days. I argued the same thing with my pro +5 health regen warrior. Back on topic, I've seen this way to many times, but I'm guessing the reason for it is simply most skills (99%) are useless with 0 points into them. A newb wouldn't know that as power = attribute points. That and a reusable rez that's viewable as soon as the profession is switched. |
King_GhOsT
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Standing in Kamadan with a lvl3 storage toon with koabd title on and getting questions like "where did you find that hack?" I responded once with "go to fiveaccountwides.com"
5 mins later the dude responds "I can't find it ! are you sure you spelled it right?" I reply "yes i'm sure, are you sure you read it right?" "ok i'll try again he says" Pfffff |
lol this might be one of the best ive heard yet
Raven Wing
"I got more fame than you noob"
Said as part of an argument in bogroots growth
Yea fanged ayahuasca, nettles and frogs do really care about fame....
Said as part of an argument in bogroots growth
Yea fanged ayahuasca, nettles and frogs do really care about fame....
Zodiac Meteor
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"I got more fame than you noob"
Said as part of an argument in bogroots growth Yea fanged ayahuasca, nettles and frogs do really care about fame.... |
A loss is a loss, Zaishen title track won't resurrect you