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What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
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iTzF3aR
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Originally Posted by Yojimaru
This happened to me on October the 22nd of 09. I was on my female assassin (wearing Monument armor, which is admittedly skimpy), farming I think. I stopped by Honur Hill and THIS exchange of words occurred. The names have been censored to protect the retarded or mostly uninvolved.
img cut It didn't bother me too much, though I don't think he quite grasped that I was threatening to cut his unmentionables off and feed them to a dog. Also, when he talks about 'the change', he is referring to my armor swap to elite imperial. I reasoned that it was more imposing but alas he wasn't deterred by all the spikes and blades. |
At first I was: >:l
Then I was: ;o
Also, it looked like he was more of a troll than some horny 13 year old.
Gabriel of Ravn
"GLF experienced nonfail terraway"
I lol whenever I see something to this extent for a pug.
I lol whenever I see something to this extent for a pug.
Grav
Today in Fort Aspenwood:
Dzjudz
Party leader before Finding Gadd + Finding the Bloodstone: "You have no self-heal. Bad build."
Me: "That's what monks are for. No need for me to stop fighting to activate a signet or something when I could be killing stuff."
*kicked*
I was running a standard DSlash SY build on my warrior. Never been in any trouble. Needless to say, I finished the quest/mission without a death in my party.
Me: "That's what monks are for. No need for me to stop fighting to activate a signet or something when I could be killing stuff."
*kicked*
I was running a standard DSlash SY build on my warrior. Never been in any trouble. Needless to say, I finished the quest/mission without a death in my party.
shander
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Originally Posted by Zebideedee
Know what you mean, almost always when I'm in groups theres always one person saying everyones heroes are rubbish and wants to use theirs. Then their awful heroes get the group killed, that person leaves and then we redo with our (rubbish) heroes and succeed.
I used to explain why my heroes were better. Nowadays, I just go along with them just to watch them fail lol, guess I'm a little evil  |
I guess the old motto works for Guild Wars: "if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"
Zahr Dalsk
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Originally Posted by shander
I've seen too many people with builds that have me shaking my head in amazement that have done HM masters/vanquish areas I would have considered impossible.
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TheRaven
I have to agree with Shander. I was in a guild group doing a HM mission (I forget which one...jungle area maybe) and we brought along a W/Mo with mostly smiting skills. I took one look at his bar and cringed.
However, I must say that he was an asset to the team. He never died and was upfront doing a fair amount of damage.
Was it a good build? No Way!!!!!
Did it accomplish the job? Yeppers!
Nowadays I don't worry too much about builds. If it's an Elite area where I know the best of the best is required then I think the team leader needs to be a bit of a build Nazi, otherwise just make friendly suggestions and let it go.
I was pugging Tahnaki Temple (NM) with my warrior once and the team leader asked me to ping. I pinged a decent Triple Chop axe build and the team re-pinged a Dragon Slash sword build and said i needed to switch to that. A couple problems: 1) I don't have a sword. 2) My headpiece is runed for Axe. I mentioned that and said I was running an axe build. He kicked me from the team for not switching. That guy was an idiot.
However, I must say that he was an asset to the team. He never died and was upfront doing a fair amount of damage.
Was it a good build? No Way!!!!!
Did it accomplish the job? Yeppers!
Nowadays I don't worry too much about builds. If it's an Elite area where I know the best of the best is required then I think the team leader needs to be a bit of a build Nazi, otherwise just make friendly suggestions and let it go.
I was pugging Tahnaki Temple (NM) with my warrior once and the team leader asked me to ping. I pinged a decent Triple Chop axe build and the team re-pinged a Dragon Slash sword build and said i needed to switch to that. A couple problems: 1) I don't have a sword. 2) My headpiece is runed for Axe. I mentioned that and said I was running an axe build. He kicked me from the team for not switching. That guy was an idiot.
Dzjudz
Kurosaki129
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Originally Posted by Dzjudz
Expertise + touch healing skills?
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For each rank of Expertise, the Energy cost of all of your attacks, Rituals, touch skills and Rangers skills are decreased by 4%. Several skills, especially those related to Energy costs and skill recharge times, become more effective with higher Expertise.
i dont think so? i dont know how we pull it through, maybe ima badass at healing
Orry
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Originally Posted by TheRaven
I have to agree with Shander. I was in a guild group doing a HM mission (I forget which one...jungle area maybe) and we brought along a W/Mo with mostly smiting skills. I took one look at his bar and cringed.
However, I must say that he was an asset to the team. He never died and was upfront doing a fair amount of damage. Was it a good build? No Way!!!!! Did it accomplish the job? Yeppers! Nowadays I don't worry too much about builds. If it's an Elite area where I know the best of the best is required then I think the team leader needs to be a bit of a build Nazi, otherwise just make friendly suggestions and let it go. I was pugging Tahnaki Temple (NM) with my warrior once and the team leader asked me to ping. I pinged a decent Triple Chop axe build and the team re-pinged a Dragon Slash sword build and said i needed to switch to that. A couple problems: 1) I don't have a sword. 2) My headpiece is runed for Axe. I mentioned that and said I was running an axe build. He kicked me from the team for not switching. That guy was an idiot. |
merciless_mike
This, among many, MANY others:
No kidding, this guy was totally serious too. Elona Reach HM.
The party didn't even check his ping and they were 100% ready and willing to just go with it until I told our ele to look... Why even bother having people ping if you're not going to check stuff?
I've got a collection of these terrible builds now on my blog; this is actually #62.
No kidding, this guy was totally serious too. Elona Reach HM.
The party didn't even check his ping and they were 100% ready and willing to just go with it until I told our ele to look... Why even bother having people ping if you're not going to check stuff?
I've got a collection of these terrible builds now on my blog; this is actually #62.
Hitsukuya
I was in HA last week and we invited an assassin into our group. The party leader didn't bother checking his build so during the fight with the Zaishen we found out he was using Power Shot + Comfort Animal. I cried hard. 
Voodoo Rage
Some guy in Rata Sum last night was spamming that was looking for leechers (stupid enough all by itself) but that we was going to PAY them 1k each every time he stopped to merch. It was so stunned that I had to just call it a night.
My only hope is that he was actually compiling some stats to finally bury this whole leeching movement once and for all.
My only hope is that he was actually compiling some stats to finally bury this whole leeching movement once and for all.
Kurosaki129
merciless_mike
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Healing breeze makes me want to choke people using it as a serious heal.
I don't HA, but I know stupid stuff like that is super frustrating. Sounds familiar to this guys' build I found when it was Nundu Bay zm day.
I left in the stubs on his name for lols, we should've expected something lame from him anyway - lots of errors in his name
Healing breeze makes me want to choke people using it as a serious heal.
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Originally Posted by Hitsukuya
I was in HA last week and we invited an assassin into our group. The party leader didn't bother checking his build so during the fight with the Zaishen we found out he was using Power Shot + Comfort Animal. I cried hard.
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I left in the stubs on his name for lols, we should've expected something lame from him anyway - lots of errors in his name
Zodiac Meteor
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Originally Posted by merciless_mike
I don't HA, but I know stupid stuff like that is super frustrating. Sounds familiar to this guys' build I found when it was Nundu Bay zm day.
I left in the stubs on his name for lols, we should've expected something lame from him anyway - lots of errors in his name |
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No kidding, this guy was totally serious too. Elona Reach HM. The party didn't even check his ping and they were 100% ready and willing to just go with it until I told our ele to look... Why even bother having people ping if you're not going to check stuff? I've got a collection of these terrible builds now on my blog; this is actually #62. |
Kurosaki129
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor
Well duh, monks are unreliable, and healing breeze is amazing at 5 attribute points. Why even have monks, every profession has self heal, I mean, why bring a profession that's only job is to keep the team alive and bring a self heal only meant to keep you alive for an extra 3 seconds..
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this one is funny, a player asking for z-bounty runs and he gets the following replies.
merciless_mike
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Originally Posted by Kurosaki129
/facepalm, no offense, think about it this.."why do zaishen missions/bountys asks for monk professions", something to think about everyday for zaishen mission/bounty, if you can;'t figure it out, that's fine.
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Though, the amount of unreliable monks I come across is astounding.
"Hey, sure we can outheal 200+dmg aoe spikes every few seconds!"
You just know the entire party will be taking the hits too.
Unyeilding Aura + Heal Party grinds my gears so much... Do I really want to wait 2 looong seconds for a heal, because neither monk brought any prots and both only want to spam HP. No, I don't - but that's what happens and then they ragequit!
OT: Blog of many funs and moaning about pugs
Slowly updating it though, it's not up to date.
Kurosaki129
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Originally Posted by merciless_mike
I think Zodiac was being sarcastic
Though, the amount of unreliable monks I come across is astounding. "Hey, sure we can outheal 200+dmg aoe spikes every few seconds!" You just know the entire party will be taking the hits too. Unyeilding Aura + Heal Party grinds my gears so much... Do I really want to wait 2 looong seconds for a heal, because neither monk brought any prots and both only want to spam HP. No, I don't - but that's what happens and then they ragequit! OT: Blog of many funs and moaning about pugs Slowly updating it though, it's not up to date. |
StormX
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Originally Posted by merciless_mike
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Healing breeze makes me want to choke people using it as a serious heal. I don't HA, but I know stupid stuff like that is super frustrating. Sounds familiar to this guys' build I found when it was Nundu Bay zm day. I left in the stubs on his name for lols, we should've expected something lame from him anyway - lots of errors in his name |
Kurosaki129
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Originally Posted by merciless_mike
I think Zodiac was being sarcastic
Though, the amount of unreliable monks I come across is astounding. "Hey, sure we can outheal 200+dmg aoe spikes every few seconds!" You just know the entire party will be taking the hits too. Unyeilding Aura + Heal Party grinds my gears so much... Do I really want to wait 2 looong seconds for a heal, because neither monk brought any prots and both only want to spam HP. No, I don't - but that's what happens and then they ragequit! OT: Blog of many funs and moaning about pugs Slowly updating it though, it's not up to date. |
merciless_mike
I think the worst part about many of these builds is that most party leaders will just ignore it and enter the mission regardless.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one looking at these pings No, I'm not going to say "hey that monk bar sucks" when I'm playing a mesmer - kicked!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one looking at these pings
No, I'm not going to say "hey that monk bar sucks" when I'm playing a mesmer - kicked!
Del
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Originally Posted by merciless_mike
I think the worst part about many of these builds is that most party leaders will just ignore it and enter the mission regardless.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one looking at these pings No, I'm not going to say "hey that monk bar sucks" when I'm playing a mesmer - kicked! |
StormX
Sometimes I will comment on pples builds, like say that xyz skill is not good, or suggest to bring xxx instead. But most of the time it is futile because no one will listen anyway. They prefer to run their Ursan monks or lava arrow spammers. Then they wonder why we wiped and call everyone n00b.
Oh yea, here's a pretty awesome one i saw recently.
Oh yea, here's a pretty awesome one i saw recently.
richardstill002
Some guy rambling in GToB. Not sure if its stupid or funny. Or Both.
Its given me a few good lols.
Stranger The Ranger
RAEG MAEK WAMMO STR0NG (butthurt afterwards PM'ing included)
God I love FA :>
Karate Jesus
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Originally Posted by richardstill002
2 guys are in a barber shop
little did they know the owner is will smith as he cuts their hairs, there is problem a bear is now wrestle some sled dog will smith take his gun and shoots Zack and Cody |
mage767
Opened my old email addy today and found the following in an e-mail I wrote to my friend some time back in August 2006 (to convince him to join me in GW Prophecies):
LOL
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LOL
Chasing Squirrels
This threads posts are pretty much composed of people taking screen shots of others who do not use pvx builds and they also think everyone didnt start off as a novice
Horace Slughorn
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Originally Posted by Chasing Squirrels
This threads posts are pretty much composed of people taking screen shots of others who do not use pvx builds and they also think everyone didnt start off as a novice
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Originally Posted by richardstill002
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The forth fly
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Originally Posted by GAZ30
well this need no explanation lol
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merciless_mike
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Originally Posted by Chasing Squirrels
This threads posts are pretty much composed of people taking screen shots of others who do not use pvx builds and they also think everyone didnt start off as a novice
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Caw521
In FA the other day, there was this A/Mo with WoH, Patient Spirit, a staff (I think), and Way of the Master. He said in the battle,
"Random Kamikaze Bombs lol" (<-- Doesn't really mean anything)
I said, "Random Sin with WoH and Patient Spirit lol?"
He replied, "Well it's better than your random VoRs"
o.O
I must be missing something. I mean, I'm not saying it's totally stupid, it's just out of the ordinary.
It's always funny to see them crazy builds in CMs. I've seen a N/R with Volley, Vampiric Horror, SoLS, Deathly Swarm, and Spike Trap, an infamous RoJ Wammo whose name is spelled wrong, a R/E with only Lightning Strike, Storm Chaser, and a wand, a meteor shower/Rodgort's invocation monk, Warriors that you can kill with Backfire, and the list could go on forever.
"Random Kamikaze Bombs lol" (<-- Doesn't really mean anything)
I said, "Random Sin with WoH and Patient Spirit lol?"
He replied, "Well it's better than your random VoRs"
o.O
I must be missing something. I mean, I'm not saying it's totally stupid, it's just out of the ordinary.
It's always funny to see them crazy builds in CMs. I've seen a N/R with Volley, Vampiric Horror, SoLS, Deathly Swarm, and Spike Trap, an infamous RoJ Wammo whose name is spelled wrong, a R/E with only Lightning Strike, Storm Chaser, and a wand, a meteor shower/Rodgort's invocation monk, Warriors that you can kill with Backfire, and the list could go on forever.
ll Jamie ll
Gonna keep this simple... Anyone can translate this?
"there is some noob say if you are kurzick guild and active kurzick you need factinos farmer to clean kurzicks?? LOL oM "
or
"How to practice have a beard?"
Heard those in ally chat not long ago...
"there is some noob say if you are kurzick guild and active kurzick you need factinos farmer to clean kurzicks?? LOL oM "
or
"How to practice have a beard?"
Heard those in ally chat not long ago...