What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

I lol'd 12chars much XD

I saw this in Lion's Arch

Guy No1: Why are all people so dumb and idiotic
Guy No2: Yea i know
Guy No1: I mean everyone in lions arch now is stupid
Me: So you count yourself superior to all of us???
Guy No1: Yes
Me: Hmmmm (thinking to myself 'IDIOT'
Guy No1: thats all you stupid people can say. hmmm
Me: you count yourself more intelligent then everyone else in lion's arch (note i had friend on)
Guy No1: yes
Me: Fully explain what a zero point field is then???
Guy No1: (goes to wikipedia copies the introduction straight from the site and pastes it)
Guy No1: That's what it is, you just got ownt
Me: You copied that striaght from wiki (i post the site, everyone goes to wiki and see's)

Everyone laughs at him and he goes a sulks in the corner.
That made my day

"My barrage ranger pwns in PvP."

(In AB) "r10 Ursan lfg."

Actually, when I was in a guild that ab'd a lot, we used to kill the time waiting for the counter saying things like this. Ursan lfg, hamstorm warrior lfg, perma sin lfg etc. It was like a contest to see who could come up with the dumbest thing, and get the most rabid response.

I do similar things like ask for a Flight Master and other WoW related things. I've had many threats. ofc I tell them I'm joking after a while.

Nah thanks. I think I'll keep my ecto and not go to heaven...

I was in a group doing Arachni's Haunt. There was this one guy who kept saying pointless quotes and telling jokes that weren't remotely funny.

It was pretty stupid.

Well in heaven you get to be pure, stay away from alcohol, women, money and power.

Hell is probably a place for people who do stuff that you go to hell for.

So what to prefer? Keeping the ecto. Because you KNOW that thing exist XD

Hmm, female ele? Standing on a dark corner in old Ascalon perchance?

Lol, no. But ironically his name was closely related with Grenth and Curses. :/

So I was doing Jennur's Horde. Looking for a discord partner, actually.

I have my three heroes added and "LF Discord Partner" in party search.

Some absolute idiot whispers me with "You have discord heros?"

"i know gayle he will ban u"

an elem in a group one time who had 3 rezes in thier bar. when asked why 3, we were told, it was because they dont have time to wait for one rez to recharge, when everyone is dying in battle. that they needed to get everyone back up quickly. rebirth was one of them.

I lol'd

12char

The funniest/stupidiest thing I ever hear people say is

"PRO LFG"...."PRO running"...."PRO whatever"

There is no such thing as PRO people!!!! Anyone that thinks they are a PRO and advertise themself as a PRO on anything is a joke.

Me...I'm a Noob4Life!!! and LOVING IT!!!

During the Ruins of Morah z-quest last week, most of us were just having all of our characters run through the mission. One elitist jerk kept harassing the runners demanding that they show him their build "so that they don't waste his time". The same guy was bouncing from runner to runner by the time I had already had 3 characters successfully run through by 3 different guys. But at least his time wasn't wasted, right?

Don't like it, don't use it.

Also, this:

Pro means they are professionals. They are "making a living" out of it. They are (most likely) good, so it's their main source of profit. Look it up.

This post:

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10413854

Too true...too true.. now add in Ascalon City, Kamadan, and pretty much everywhere in Guild Wars.