What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Darth The Xx

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2008

Sen'jin Village

The Infamous Cake Bandits [cake]

Mo/W







Was very bored forming a team and waiting on the AB timer, had nothing better to do at the time. Some people really amaze me.

snoozer80

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2007

Poland

For Your Entertainment [FYE]

HA lost game and following conversation:



lol

Risus

Risus

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2007

56min UW HM post-2/25 I win

FDR

A/

"I'm gonna go farm dyes"

Skyy High

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

R/

*Pats Darth on the back*

We've all been there, forget about it.

The Only Warrior

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2006

Guild Hall

[dth]/[sT]

W/

"you cant sell that for 5k, your a scammer."

follwed by

"its only worth 2k, but ill give you 3k for it if you stop scamming people"

^hazard a guess to my response?

Rodderz

Rodderz

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Ohio, USA

There Will B Blood [Rock]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by snoozer80 View Post
HA lost game and following conversation:



lol
hahahaha.. That was great.

shoyon456

shoyon456

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2006

D/

Just now in a fail pug:
"guys u suck at obeying orders"

EDIT: I'm sure you get where this is funny, but to put it in context he was a wammo running in and aggroing excessively.

AND

While killing the newly added peacekeepers with a pretty cool guy, middle of the mobs after being quiet for awhile:

"This is probably just another microtransaction excuse"

later on regarding the same topic:

me: "I'll probably just wait for GW2."
him: "Bet they have a full cash shop by then."

And after doing Zinn's Trial:
"Anet is best at 1. Nerfing skills. 2. Creating enemies. 3. Encouraging ppl to move to WoW. 4. F**king the game up."

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Not so much stupid but more just incredibly rude:


Him: WTS Q6/14 Sharktooth Shield - pm offer

Me: Do you have an asking price for that shield?

Him: Offer

Me: I honestly really don't know a fair offer, but I am interested. Has anyone made you an offer yet?

Him: Offer

Me: 25k?

Him: Bye bye noob



OK, maybe this is some incredibly valuable shield and my offer was super low ball but geez I thought that was pretty rude and was in fact pretty stupid on his part as I would have been receptive to buying it in the end.

Arduin

Arduin

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: May 2005

The Netherlands

Limburgse Jagers [LJ]

R/

^

Either

1) seller doesn't know the going price of the shield
2) he does know its price and hopes someone offers him 10x as much

Dzjudz

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
Not so much stupid but more just incredibly rude:


Him: WTS Q6/14 Sharktooth Shield - pm offer

Me: Do you have an asking price for that shield?

Him: Offer

Me: I honestly really don't know a fair offer, but I am interested. Has anyone made you an offer yet?

Him: Offer

Me: 25k?

Him: Bye bye noob



OK, maybe this is some incredibly valuable shield and my offer was super low ball but geez I thought that was pretty rude and was in fact pretty stupid on his part as I would have been receptive to buying it in the end.
That happens all the time. Some people are just stupid.

Shake N Bake

Shake N Bake

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2008

Maastricht

点pitterpatter点 [点点点点]

N/Rt

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

We almost need a dedicated thread to screenshots of people in Kamadan trying to sell overpriced items. Last night I saw (in local of course)

WTS 1st year birthday present - 20k

diokana

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2008

D/Mo

I've been asked on my ranger if I was able to heal. We were going to do Blood Washes Blood in HM.

Lord Dagon

Lord Dagon

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2009

Inside the Oblivion Gate

The Imperial Guards of Istan[TIGE]

E/Me

I've been asked 3 different times(all that i responded to) how do i type in the alliance chat. We were talking in the allliance chat. Took 30mins for him to get that.. he then left the allaince b/c he didnt like the ornage text color adn told me" i'm going to go find an allaince that has a cool alliance chat txt color."

it made my day ^^

Stapler Pirate

Stapler Pirate

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2010

Australia

Shore Headcrab Society [SHS]

N/

I was reported for spamming... In kamadan.

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stapler Pirate View Post
I was reported for spamming... In kamadan.
It's OK to spam in Kamadan? I did not know that.

/facepalm

own age myname

own age myname

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

Minnesota

[TAS]

R/



/facepalm. Don't bring a res if your a monk. Also, notice he has no divine favor...

TheRaven

TheRaven

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2006

Virginia

Spirit of Elisha

W/

My rit joined a pug for Raisu Palace HM. I pinged a typical SoS build and the assassin in the group asked me to change because he was running SoS already.

DigitalFear

DigitalFear

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2009

My mother's basement.

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheRaven View Post
My rit joined a pug for Raisu Palace HM. I pinged a typical SoS build and the assassin in the group asked me to change because he was running SoS already.
Gotta love non-rits running SoS.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Another rude power trader:


Him: WTS Unded Flame Djinn

Me: What is your asking price of the Djinn

Him: Make offer.

Me: How about 100k?

Him: Funny joke, I already have multiples offers more than that.

Me: No problem, just looking for a deal. Good luck to you!

Him: Don't need luck because I already have offers. bye

and he puts me on ignore!

aspi

aspi

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2010

eeew

N/Rt

Sf isn't overpowered <---

Timey

Timey

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2009

Battle Toadz

Rt/

where do you get those tomes to relearn asuran skills on a different toon

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

In Drok's:

"LFR to Droks from Beacons"


Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x )

Red- idiot RoJ monk
Green- me
Black- other peeps there








ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!!
Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther.

Solar Light

Solar Light

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Teutonic Warriors {TW}

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
My account was gifted to me from a co-worker who had played through the 3 main campaigns and was a member of a rather experienced guild. I was rather shocked to find that all of her characters had runes of minor vigor on ALL of their armor pieces.
Being somebody that was never very flush with money, I dont use the larger vigor runes on anything but prestige armor on my pve chars.

Essence Snow

Essence Snow

Unbridled Enthusiasm!

Join Date: Nov 2009

EST

DPR

Quote:
Originally Posted by Solar Light View Post
Being somebody that was never very flush with money, I dont use the larger vigor runes on anything but prestige armor on my pve chars.
Pretty sure they meant that they had minor vig runes on all (head, chest, arms, legs and feet) armor pieces. Since they do not stack it is a waste of 4 minor vig runes.

Zahr Dalsk

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2007

Canada



Haah, waaw.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Solar Light View Post
Being somebody that was never very flush with money, I dont use the larger vigor runes on anything but prestige armor on my pve chars.
No, I mean she had FIVE minor vigor runes on every character. One on each piece.

Caw521

Caw521

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2009

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage View Post
No, I mean she had FIVE minor vigor runes on every character. One on each piece.
Just be glad they weren't maj/sup vigors.

Higurashi

Higurashi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2009

[Lod]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk View Post


Haah, waaw.
lol that one is going straight onto my never play with list




So many too choose so i will have to go with this one:

Random Player 1:Looking For Farming Partner
Random player 2:What crops can u get from this farm?
Me : rofl

merciless_mike

merciless_mike

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2009

Warriors Of The Flaming Fist [WFF]

Me/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk View Post
/image snip

Haah, waaw.
Poor job blocking the name out there...

Anyway, I pugged today's ZM with him, he's a necro. He damanded that he gets to play SoS, that our rit should resto, and one monk should roj. Oddly enough they went with it...
Shame I don't have a screeny of what he was saying during the mission, but it was pretty disgusting and/or disturbing.

Oh and he leeched about half of the time, I didn't even see him setting spirits up AND he was just following one of our monks. Why did noone seem to care about this but me?

Afterwards I got a pm from him telling me I suck. Wat.

Ariovist Lynxkind

Ariovist Lynxkind

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2006

Lynxkind Atrium, Echovald Forest, Cantha

Death Bringers Union [DBU]

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post
In Drok's:

"LFR to Droks from Beacons"


Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x )

Red- idiot RoJ monk
Green- me
Black- other peeps there

*pix snip*

ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!!
Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther.
Man, just the fact that they were pinging everything would have narked me off. I can understand priority targets, but when they ping every single skill and every single target it makes me want to reach through the screen and rip their Ctrl key out

StormX

StormX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

E/Mo




Also saw this really cool build today:

An E/W with Lightning surge, flare, meteor, overbearing smash, distracting blow and some other shit...wasnt paying attention

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Quote:
Originally Posted by StormX View Post

...snipped screenie...
I think the funniest thing about that is that he probably could have gotten 5K playing in PvE in less time than it took him to farm up the faction for the Z-Key!

Higurashi

Higurashi

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2009

[Lod]

A/

Quote:
Originally Posted by StormX View Post

*ScreenShot*
my fav line had to be "you don't got the money to play PvE"

i rofl when i noticed that line

JimmyNeutron

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2007

"Show me your zrank.../zrank now NOOB"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it.

LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO.

Barrage

Barrage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

A/



excuse me, what?

miskav

miskav

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jun 2005

None

Mo/

That guy has to be high.

"Why should I play with henchman, People are much smarter"
^You wish.

Voodoo Rage

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

In Rata just now, a guy was spamming "Paying someone 25k to teach me how to W/N raptor farm". I just messaged him that on PVXwiki.com there is a full description of the build, equipment, and technique and there is a link to a great youtube video by Doombox that walks through the whole thing. The guy never replies so I messaged him if he checked the link out yet and saw that he was ignoring me. I guess he thought I was actually going to try to collect money from him for my single pm "lesson" and that he was scamming me... lol.

Speaking of Rata Sum, that place seems to be the new GTOB when it comes to idiots. There is always an ongoing debate about farmers who insist that standing around waiting to fill a party with leechers is going to magically make them more money. You also get people who say that it is to make the run faster since leechers can rezone for you. I try to explain publicly that you can force Guild Wars to zone you right by the exit of any outpost if you run outside and then back into the portal but people still argue that it doesn't work. I even had one guy pm me that I can get reported for teaching people how to "exploit a bug in the game". :facepalm:

Morphy

Morphy

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2009

The Netherlands

Not going to keep up with that anymore

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyNeutron View Post
"Show me your zrank.../zrank now NOOB"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it.

LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO.
/zrank is a PvE title.

system.fan

system.fan

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Aug 2008

"???oo ???ugs ???lan [?????????]" | Retired in "Teh Academy [PhD]"

Mo/A

Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphy View Post
/zrank is a PvE title.
every title is a PvE title since you can sync or buy glad/champ/codex/hero points =)

back to topic:
"WTB REQ13 TORMENTED SHIELD" and other sh** like that...