What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Darth The Xx
Was very bored forming a team and waiting on the AB timer, had nothing better to do at the time. Some people really amaze me.
snoozer80
HA lost game and following conversation:
lol
lol
Risus
"I'm gonna go farm dyes"
Skyy High
*Pats Darth on the back*
We've all been there, forget about it.
We've all been there, forget about it.
The Only Warrior
"you cant sell that for 5k, your a scammer."
follwed by
"its only worth 2k, but ill give you 3k for it if you stop scamming people"
^hazard a guess to my response?
follwed by
"its only worth 2k, but ill give you 3k for it if you stop scamming people"
^hazard a guess to my response?
Rodderz
shoyon456
Just now in a fail pug:
"guys u suck at obeying orders"
EDIT: I'm sure you get where this is funny, but to put it in context he was a wammo running in and aggroing excessively.
AND
While killing the newly added peacekeepers with a pretty cool guy, middle of the mobs after being quiet for awhile:
"This is probably just another microtransaction excuse"
later on regarding the same topic:
me: "I'll probably just wait for GW2."
him: "Bet they have a full cash shop by then."
And after doing Zinn's Trial:
"Anet is best at 1. Nerfing skills. 2. Creating enemies. 3. Encouraging ppl to move to WoW. 4. F**king the game up."
"guys u suck at obeying orders"
EDIT: I'm sure you get where this is funny, but to put it in context he was a wammo running in and aggroing excessively.
AND
While killing the newly added peacekeepers with a pretty cool guy, middle of the mobs after being quiet for awhile:
"This is probably just another microtransaction excuse"
later on regarding the same topic:
me: "I'll probably just wait for GW2."
him: "Bet they have a full cash shop by then."
And after doing Zinn's Trial:
"Anet is best at 1. Nerfing skills. 2. Creating enemies. 3. Encouraging ppl to move to WoW. 4. F**king the game up."
Voodoo Rage
Not so much stupid but more just incredibly rude:
Him: WTS Q6/14 Sharktooth Shield - pm offer
Me: Do you have an asking price for that shield?
Him: Offer
Me: I honestly really don't know a fair offer, but I am interested. Has anyone made you an offer yet?
Him: Offer
Me: 25k?
Him: Bye bye noob
OK, maybe this is some incredibly valuable shield and my offer was super low ball but geez I thought that was pretty rude and was in fact pretty stupid on his part as I would have been receptive to buying it in the end.
Him: WTS Q6/14 Sharktooth Shield - pm offer
Me: Do you have an asking price for that shield?
Him: Offer
Me: I honestly really don't know a fair offer, but I am interested. Has anyone made you an offer yet?
Him: Offer
Me: 25k?
Him: Bye bye noob
OK, maybe this is some incredibly valuable shield and my offer was super low ball but geez I thought that was pretty rude and was in fact pretty stupid on his part as I would have been receptive to buying it in the end.
Arduin
^
Either
1) seller doesn't know the going price of the shield
2) he does know its price and hopes someone offers him 10x as much
Either
1) seller doesn't know the going price of the shield
2) he does know its price and hopes someone offers him 10x as much
Dzjudz
Quote:
Not so much stupid but more just incredibly rude:
Him: WTS Q6/14 Sharktooth Shield - pm offer Me: Do you have an asking price for that shield? Him: Offer Me: I honestly really don't know a fair offer, but I am interested. Has anyone made you an offer yet? Him: Offer Me: 25k? Him: Bye bye noob OK, maybe this is some incredibly valuable shield and my offer was super low ball but geez I thought that was pretty rude and was in fact pretty stupid on his part as I would have been receptive to buying it in the end. |
Shake N Bake
Voodoo Rage
We almost need a dedicated thread to screenshots of people in Kamadan trying to sell overpriced items. Last night I saw (in local of course)
WTS 1st year birthday present - 20k
WTS 1st year birthday present - 20k
diokana
I've been asked on my ranger if I was able to heal. We were going to do Blood Washes Blood in HM.
Lord Dagon
I've been asked 3 different times(all that i responded to) how do i type in the alliance chat. We were talking in the allliance chat. Took 30mins for him to get that.. he then left the allaince b/c he didnt like the ornage text color adn told me" i'm going to go find an allaince that has a cool alliance chat txt color."
it made my day ^^
it made my day ^^
Stapler Pirate
I was reported for spamming... In kamadan.
Kook~NBK~
own age myname
/facepalm. Don't bring a res if your a monk. Also, notice he has no divine favor...
TheRaven
My rit joined a pug for Raisu Palace HM. I pinged a typical SoS build and the assassin in the group asked me to change because he was running SoS already.
DigitalFear
Voodoo Rage
Another rude power trader:
Him: WTS Unded Flame Djinn
Me: What is your asking price of the Djinn
Him: Make offer.
Me: How about 100k?
Him: Funny joke, I already have multiples offers more than that.
Me: No problem, just looking for a deal. Good luck to you!
Him: Don't need luck because I already have offers. bye
and he puts me on ignore!
Him: WTS Unded Flame Djinn
Me: What is your asking price of the Djinn
Him: Make offer.
Me: How about 100k?
Him: Funny joke, I already have multiples offers more than that.
Me: No problem, just looking for a deal. Good luck to you!
Him: Don't need luck because I already have offers. bye
and he puts me on ignore!
aspi
Sf isn't overpowered <---
Timey
where do you get those tomes to relearn asuran skills on a different toon
Caw521
In Drok's:
"LFR to Droks from Beacons"
Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x )
Red- idiot RoJ monk
Green- me
Black- other peeps there
ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!!
Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther.
"LFR to Droks from Beacons"
Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x )
Red- idiot RoJ monk
Green- me
Black- other peeps there
ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!!
Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther.
Solar Light
Being somebody that was never very flush with money, I dont use the larger vigor runes on anything but prestige armor on my pve chars.
Essence Snow
Pretty sure they meant that they had minor vig runes on all (head, chest, arms, legs and feet) armor pieces. Since they do not stack it is a waste of 4 minor vig runes.
Zahr Dalsk
Haah, waaw.
Voodoo Rage
Caw521
Higurashi
merciless_mike
Poor job blocking the name out there...
Anyway, I pugged today's ZM with him, he's a necro. He damanded that he gets to play SoS, that our rit should resto, and one monk should roj. Oddly enough they went with it...
Shame I don't have a screeny of what he was saying during the mission, but it was pretty disgusting and/or disturbing.
Oh and he leeched about half of the time, I didn't even see him setting spirits up AND he was just following one of our monks. Why did noone seem to care about this but me?
Afterwards I got a pm from him telling me I suck. Wat.
Anyway, I pugged today's ZM with him, he's a necro. He damanded that he gets to play SoS, that our rit should resto, and one monk should roj. Oddly enough they went with it...
Shame I don't have a screeny of what he was saying during the mission, but it was pretty disgusting and/or disturbing.
Oh and he leeched about half of the time, I didn't even see him setting spirits up AND he was just following one of our monks. Why did noone seem to care about this but me?
Afterwards I got a pm from him telling me I suck. Wat.
Ariovist Lynxkind
Quote:
In Drok's:
"LFR to Droks from Beacons" Moar dumbness in FA (sry for the non-continuous messy chain of friggin' huge overlapping pictures plz :x ) Red- idiot RoJ monk Green- me Black- other peeps there *pix snip* ZOMGGG!! Watch out for his Deadly One-hit RoJ-Banish and Asuran Scan!!1!!11!!2!! Plus when he was like, "Yay I got amber!!" Gunther was getting raped in the base and we didn't even have 50% of the God's Vengeance complete >.> Aaannd not to mention he must've not known to actually talk to the guys to give them amber, instead he just dropped them inside the base, like, not even close to the Gatekeepers and Gunther. |
StormX
Kook~NBK~
Higurashi
JimmyNeutron
"Show me your zrank.../zrank now NOOB"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it.
LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it.
LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO.
Barrage
excuse me, what?
miskav
That guy has to be high.
"Why should I play with henchman, People are much smarter"
^You wish.
"Why should I play with henchman, People are much smarter"
^You wish.
Voodoo Rage
In Rata just now, a guy was spamming "Paying someone 25k to teach me how to W/N raptor farm". I just messaged him that on PVXwiki.com there is a full description of the build, equipment, and technique and there is a link to a great youtube video by Doombox that walks through the whole thing. The guy never replies so I messaged him if he checked the link out yet and saw that he was ignoring me. I guess he thought I was actually going to try to collect money from him for my single pm "lesson" and that he was scamming me... lol.
Speaking of Rata Sum, that place seems to be the new GTOB when it comes to idiots. There is always an ongoing debate about farmers who insist that standing around waiting to fill a party with leechers is going to magically make them more money. You also get people who say that it is to make the run faster since leechers can rezone for you. I try to explain publicly that you can force Guild Wars to zone you right by the exit of any outpost if you run outside and then back into the portal but people still argue that it doesn't work. I even had one guy pm me that I can get reported for teaching people how to "exploit a bug in the game". :facepalm:
Speaking of Rata Sum, that place seems to be the new GTOB when it comes to idiots. There is always an ongoing debate about farmers who insist that standing around waiting to fill a party with leechers is going to magically make them more money. You also get people who say that it is to make the run faster since leechers can rezone for you. I try to explain publicly that you can force Guild Wars to zone you right by the exit of any outpost if you run outside and then back into the portal but people still argue that it doesn't work. I even had one guy pm me that I can get reported for teaching people how to "exploit a bug in the game". :facepalm:
Morphy
Quote:
"Show me your zrank.../zrank now NOOB"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka...Let me see how big your epenis is. The smaller your zrank, the smaller your epenis is and the less I have to suck on it. LOL!!! I love how people show off their /zrank. It just means you're a wannabe PRO. |