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What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Zodiac Meteor
Nekodesu
I bought 5 +50hp runes and didn't understand why it didn't give me +250hp...
Guilds Gods
A while back a guy would spam "GUILDS GODS IS QUITTING, GIVING AWAY FREE ECTO PM HIM!" In all sorts of places. It got to the point where people would know me as "that quitting guy" for a period of time. It finaly stopped when he pmed me one day and told me that if I gave him 10k he'd stop. So I payed him and he stopped. This was going on for like a mounth, so this guy thinks a mounths work = 10k.
Xiaquin
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A while back a guy would spam "GUILDS GODS IS QUITTING, GIVING AWAY FREE ECTO PM HIM!"
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Sword Hammer Axe
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Originally Posted by Guilds Gods
A while back a guy would spam "GUILDS GODS IS QUITTING, GIVING AWAY FREE ECTO PM HIM!" In all sorts of places. It got to the point where people would know me as "that quitting guy" for a period of time. It finaly stopped when he pmed me one day and told me that if I gave him 10k he'd stop. So I payed him and he stopped. This was going on for like a mounth, so this guy thinks a mounths work = 10k.
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That or turn him in to Anet
Jamie War
this guy in DOA could not read good or something,
i wanted to buy 5 margonite gems so i could buy an armbrace.
spended like 20 mins on this guy.
this is what happened lol
green = me
blue = him
i wanted to buy 5 margonite gems so i could buy an armbrace.
spended like 20 mins on this guy.
this is what happened lol
green = me
blue = him
Skyy High
^ Frickin hilarious.
McMullen
I can feel your frustration there Jamie, albeit through laughter.
Einherj3r
"Guild Wars is a PvP game."
Del
What's even funnier is that some dumb-ass probably went to lemonparty after seeing this.
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"Guild Wars is a PvP game."
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Rhamia Darigaz
this coming from a nearby TV while playing GW
own age myname
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this guy in DOA could not read good or something,
i wanted to buy 5 margonite gems so i could buy an armbrace. spended like 20 mins on this guy. this is what happened lol green = me blue = him |
Gabriel of Ravn
While I was just in LA after doing the battle for la quest.
quote from a random gold trim person who was trying way to hard to troll
"Did u guys know that 9/11 and the holocaust never happened it was all set up by the us gov"
quote from a random gold trim person who was trying way to hard to troll
"Did u guys know that 9/11 and the holocaust never happened it was all set up by the us gov"
Mouse at Large
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Originally Posted by Gabriel of Ravn
While I was just in LA after doing the battle for la quest.
quote from a random gold trim person who was trying way to hard to troll "Did u guys know that 9/11 and the holocaust never happened it was all set up by the us gov" |
Kook~NBK~
"Tell First Watch Sergio to open the gate."
Sword Hammer Axe
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"Tell First Watch Sergio to open the gate."
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Isfit
Sometimes opening the gate and leading the enemy through a city spiked with traps, to seperate them, wound them and kill them effortlessly from above is much better than being in a siege and can cost less lives.
davehall
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this guy in DOA could not read good or something,
i wanted to buy 5 margonite gems so i could buy an armbrace. spended like 20 mins on this guy. this is what happened lol green = me blue = him |
talon994
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What's even funnier is that some dumb-ass probably went to lemonparty after seeing this. Pretty much was until Anet realized catering to pvers would make them more money. Hell, to ascend you pretty much had to understand HA mechanics to some degree since the proph desert missions seemed to be aimed at getting you to understand shit like relic running, timekilling, and protecting your ghost while he capped the altar. |
Wildi
"balance in PvP = balance in PvE"
that was the most stupidest thing I have ever heard.
that was the most stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Cuilan
Not something said, but I had a warrior in a group with 0 domination points in Panic for Battle for Lion's Arch. He kept telling me to look at wiki. Nothing on the skill page and the BLA page only mentioned that the skill was good. Then he goes off in whisper after I leave about how I'm a kid and that wiki says so...
Smith23
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Not something said, but I had a warrior in a group with 0 domination points in Panic for Battle for Lion's Arch. He kept telling me to look at wiki. Nothing on the skill page and the BLA page only mentioned that the skill was good. Then he goes of in whisper after I leave about how I'm a kid and that wiki says so...
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Mustache Mayhem
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Not something said, but I had a warrior in a group with 0 domination points in Panic for Battle for Lion's Arch. He kept telling me to look at wiki. Nothing on the skill page and the BLA page only mentioned that the skill was good. Then he goes of in whisper after I leave about how I'm a kid and that wiki says so...
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Gabriel of Ravn
Another random guy in LA
"Staves are useless"
"Staves are useless"
jazilla
a Vow of Silence Derv in RA asking, "why aren't my enchantments casting?"
Guilds Gods
In DoA as an Imba doing everything right (Constant SY! ect.) At one point I minimized GW as we were running, and fell back to the monks. Some guy seeing this turned the rage on and told me I was supposed to be at the front. I told him I lagged behind and he called me a noob.
Anyways, at one point our party wipes but me and another guy. So I run back, incase I have any scrolls (to res the party) but I didn't have any. But oddly enough, the team blames me for the death. Why? Because at that very instant, I was in the back line.
tl;dr: I was blamed for the wipe of a party because after a near wipe, I ran instead of died despite continuing to spam until then. (I was the Imba)
Anyways, at one point our party wipes but me and another guy. So I run back, incase I have any scrolls (to res the party) but I didn't have any. But oddly enough, the team blames me for the death. Why? Because at that very instant, I was in the back line.
tl;dr: I was blamed for the wipe of a party because after a near wipe, I ran instead of died despite continuing to spam until then. (I was the Imba)
shoyon456
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a Vow of Silence Derv in RA asking, "why aren't my enchantments casting?"
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Zodiac Meteor
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In DoA as an Imba doing everything right (Constant SY! ect.) At one point I minimized GW as we were running, and fell back to the monks. Some guy seeing this turned the rage on and told me I was supposed to be at the front. I told him I lagged behind and he called me a noob.
Anyways, at one point our party wipes but me and another guy. So I run back, incase I have any scrolls (to res the party) but I didn't have any. But oddly enough, the team blames me for the death. Why? Because at that very instant, I was in the back line. tl;dr: I was blamed for the wipe of a party because after a near wipe, I ran instead of died despite continuing to spam until then. (I was the Imba) |
By the way, you didn't have Flare on your bar so GG. And do go into this "I can't bring Flare without dropping Save Yourselves" lie because Save Yourselves is a paragon skill. The death of the team was totally your fault.
UBAD C? U R NAB!!!!!!!11!
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Anyways, "GLF tank."
... Why? Just why?! Defy Pain and Endure Pain = Noobzilla. Why do teams insist of bringing noobs?
Celestina
"Painful bond is crap, my spirits are better without it"
Not an exact qoute, but something like that.
Not an exact qoute, but something like that.
McMullen
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Anyways, "GLF tank."
... Why? Just why?! Defy Pain and Endure Pain = Noobzilla. Why do teams insist of bringing noobs? |
maddigit
Stupidest thing I heard now was someone crying in my PUG during the battle for Lion's Arch, about me stealing their Shining blade war horn. I'm in the middle of a mob fighting and picking anything up white in the area, she drops her horn. DUH!
So I use it at steps, and she crys foul again, tells me I'll never be in her group again and she does a lot of stuff in hard mode. My side hurt laughing at that point.
So I use it at steps, and she crys foul again, tells me I'll never be in her group again and she does a lot of stuff in hard mode. My side hurt laughing at that point.
Sword Hammer Axe
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Anyways, "GLF tank."
... Why? Just why?! Defy Pain and Endure Pain = Noobzilla. Why do teams insist of bringing noobs? |
Xiaquin
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Aren't there, like, other ways of tanking than just Defy Pain + Endure Pain? If not, then wtf have I been doing with my warrior all these years? 0.0
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vamp08
Just happened today...I couldn't believe what I saw. The person who asked was not the same person dropping DwG, it was a different party member.
Skyy High
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I'm not really sure what's going on with people who think DP, EP, LC are all "noob" skills for warrior. My guess is either monks make them unnecessary or SY! > anything else.
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Zodiac Meteor
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Generally, monks hate EP because it can't be maintained, so that means your health bar is going to drop by ~200 points at some point that they can't see or predict. Then we have to potentially catch a spike on you that hits just as you're losing all this health.
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Skyy High
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That's not it, it's wasting 2 skill slots on skills that suck. AI will ignore the tanks due to their higher health, more armor and less damage. Which defeats the purpose of tanking if your not taking damage and the rest of the team is. Secondly warriors can pump out damage, using an the elite Defy Pain over other good damaging dealing elites is like choosing Healing Burst over Healers Boon. Why take a skill that is out classed by others?
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Benderama
just now, went eternal grove NM for my new war. got a pug, full of quite good people and enough healers. my group refused to go and fight the first group of turtles, so the other group over aggroed on wars and hero monk got DP. then the other group left to go fight a random mob. then i told them to stay inside the grove so that the luxons could help. none of them moved behind the luxons or even near them. so yeah we died in the end after a player already left.
Zodiac Meteor
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just now, went eternal grove NM for my new war. got a pug, full of quite good people and enough healers. my group refused to go and fight the first group of turtles, so the other group over aggroed on wars and hero monk got DP. then the other group left to go fight a random mob. then i told them to stay inside the grove so that the luxons could help. none of them moved behind the luxons or even near them. so yeah we died in the end after a player already left.
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Also, save the turtles man. Giant turtles are not machines to fire cannons to people man. Giant turtles were meant to stay in the wild and get eaten alive, not tools of war man.
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Doing Frostmaws with heroes and henchies, one guy was bored and looking for a dungeon so I invited him along. We ping heroes, changed builds, changed to HM.
"Can one of the discord rits bring Earthbind for the knockdown bug? I got GDW to spam around."
"Cant, both of them are restoration."
/facepalm
"Can you switch them? Earthbind in this dungeon is a must against wurms."
"Sure."
We head off, didn't switch builds and we are running around with 3 healers, GG. He also wanted to switch to tank, fail.
I wanted to rage quit so badly, luckily I had a parental unit interruption so I pressed the X button fast.
Williwaw87
Wts armor!!!