What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Noob in Pre-Ascalon:

Him: Selling dragon egg for 5k
Me: Umm... what?
Him: You wanna buy this egg? It hatches into a bone dragon!
Me: Umm let me see it first.
Me: Dude its a devourer egg.
Him: Yea it hatches into a dragon
Him: It hatches outside in the sun. Wanna see it?
*outside* *he drops egg*
Me: Dude your an idiot
Him: No watch it.. give it 2 minutes to hatch
Me: Okay i'll go over here
*Zones to Ascalon*
Him: Dude you deleted my egg! 5k now!
Me: No.
*Puts him on my ignore list.*

Idiots in pre-searing make me laugh.

One of our guildies was recently grouped /w a pretty horribad warr from our alliance, most of what I heard was conveyed through vent, but basically the guy had some useless tank build made up of healing breeze, two other monk skills, and some other stuff.

My guildie tried talking him through putting together some sort of usable build, and eventually he got around to recommending ditching the 3 heals for Lion's Comfort.

The response: "Sry, I only have a pet wolf."

It's a bit of a meme inside our guild now, we chalk up just about every setback to only having pet wolves.

Here's one today.

I was in EOTN just helping people with Char-Broiled Plans when someone was looking for a group that was doing it. I joined up with him and went out (I had already done the quest so I didn't have it active). We went outside and there were no Charr. I asked him if he had taken quest and he said he didn't have it yet he needed to do Three Wise Norn. I told him it would only take a couple minutes and that I'd walk with him and he said no. He said that if someone has the Char quest up, all 3 Norn just spawn right outside EOTN. I told him again that it would only take a couple minutes to walk to all of them and he said no again. I then asked him how long he was looking for someone with the quest and he just started cussing me out complaining how nobody would help him.

Not stupid saying but stupid action:

You advertise a run and people still join in and say "Oh, its a run?"

WTF?!?!?!?! Can't you read?

Or worst:

Them: I dont speak english too well.
Me: Just RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing pay me and follow the rest of the team.

That picture was the funniest thing I've seen in a while, almost laughed until I cried.

Well today I was in Gunnar's and a Ritualist was talking about how he > Assassin, there was about a 5 minute conversation of them retorting to each other's strategies.

The best one was the Assassin suggested that he use Critical Defense because Ritualists couldn't do anything to him when he put that up.

The Rit retorted with "I'm a caster."

all the times people said "stupidest" in this thread

its not a real word -.-

Hmm :? Apparently hes a W/Mo/R i guess hes leet

That someone actually bought the new Costume Pack...

That's pretty pathetic btw. Haven't you QQd enough in all the other posts about that? And yes, the quote counts as my stupidest things I've heard of in GW.

You're just mad because he has ascended out of the cave and apprehended the One True Form of Video Game Design, allowing him to come to the realization that all micro transactions are morally wrong, and that anyone who fraternizes with them is living incorrectly.

These are not opinions to be debated, but true Scientific facts, from Science.

Also, people who buy costumes are ugly.

Let me revise my previous statement about stupidest things I've heard so far. The above, I believe, knocks it out of first place, lol.

I'm only saying this because, and I hope you're just using sarcasm (but if not), some peeps will actually believe this.

Some people will believe this because it is good and right and just.

New Fail of the Day: Noob in Kamadan posting this: "Recruiting new players! XXXe Obby armor

He is a perma sin.

In My Mind: I am in the #1 luxon guild in Guild Wars. I don't care about your pathetic guild.
Me: Yo buddy I wanna join. (lie)
Him: How much gold you got?
Me: 1,500k
Him: Yeah you can join.
*He stares at my leet armor.*
Him: You don't have obby armor. Your poor.
Me: Yeah obby for sin sucks. My design is so much better.
Him: Your poor.
Me: Seriously bro, so that means if you don't got obby, your poor?
Him: Yes everyone likes obby. Your also poor.
Him: You can get like 1000 ecto in seconds.
Me: How?
Him: Go on those gold selling websites. I buy a lot of ectos there.
Me: Thanks, I just screened what you said. ANET will love this.
Him: Please no!!
Me: Yes, your support number is: ########
*Puts him on the ignore list.*

Plus he was a perma sin. Perma sin noobs in kamadan makes me laugh. This brightened my day.

BUT, you do care because if you didn't care, you wouldn't bother PMing him to make fun of him.

Never say never.

Also, so what you're in the biggest ePENIS guild in Guild Wars. GZ on becoming a member....it's really hard to get in....they only recruit people w/ big ePENIS..or so I heard.

Haha that must been a really stupid sin..
Buying ectos from a RMT is a no go hope his account gets hacked and teaches him a lesson.

Good job.

(Also, glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks most FOW armour sets look terrible... the 'sin one always puts me in mind of duct tape.)

Same only a few are decent except warriors they look like da da daaaaa
I'm the Can Man.

I didn't actually hear this but my friend told me about it.
Quote: "Can someone ping me a solo 600/smite build?"
And this is coming from someone who is an elite farming guild/alliance

~Espii.

Proud monk in FA saying: Im feier magick..

Seen, rather than heard:

Roughly 4 years ago, a guildie who shan't be named (SNAKE) brought his W/R along for a UW trapping outing. He brought only 2 relevant skills: Quickening Zephyr and Dust Trap... Which he couldn't cast, because he only had 20 energy.