What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

Axeman002

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06 Jun 2010 at 19:47 - 961
Not stupid but funny as hell.......

Trub

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06 Jun 2010 at 20:52 - 962
ooooooooo!
I noticed alliance chat got awfully quiet after they were thanking Mg.....

s73ve_o

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07 Jun 2010 at 01:32 - 963
Me: Wts Mini Rurik unded!
other guy: let me see him
other guy: he looks the same as the normal one!

dagrdagaz

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07 Jun 2010 at 11:28 - 964
Quote:
Originally Posted by s73ve_o View Post
Me: Wts Mini Rurik unded!
other guy: let me see him
other guy: he looks the same as the normal one!
maybe he was wandering if it was undead Rurik that u encounter in Fire Islands.

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07 Jun 2010 at 15:37 - 965
Quote:
Originally Posted by dagrdagaz View Post
maybe he was wandering if it was undead Rurik that u encounter in Fire Islands.
lol that makes it even funnier

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07 Jun 2010 at 15:50 - 966
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Originally Posted by Benderama View Post
also i thought the origin of the word "noob" was in WoW? ah well
Now this is the funniest thing I've seen. Kids and their uneducated nonsense.

Sword Hammer Axe

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09 Jun 2010 at 12:18 - 967
Quote:
Originally Posted by dagrdagaz View Post
maybe he was wandering if it was undead Rurik that u encounter in Fire Islands.
If that's true, which it probably is, he failed to check the spelling of "undead" and its position in the sentence. That or he failed to check which mini's exist and/or didn't know that it's possible to dedicate them

Entrad

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09 Jun 2010 at 18:30 - 968
"Guild Wars is dying." -Anonymous

bhavv

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09 Jun 2010 at 19:22 - 969
GW = Skill > Time played

and

GW doesnt require any grind.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Entrad View Post
"Guild Wars is dying." -Anonymous
Yea, thats funny, because I dont get how something thats already dead can be dying anymore

Voodoo Rage

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09 Jun 2010 at 19:40 - 970
Quote:
Originally Posted by dagrdagaz View Post
maybe he was wandering if it was undead Rurik that u encounter in Fire Islands.
No, I seriously used to think that.

Axeman002

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09 Jun 2010 at 19:58 - 971
Quote:
Originally Posted by bhavv View Post
GW = Skill > Time played

and

GW doesnt require any grind.



Yea, thats funny, because I dont get how something thats already dead can be dying anymore

Cale Roughstar

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09 Jun 2010 at 20:56 - 972
"Hmmm, I have two interrupts on this bar, shock and dchop, should be good"
"No, you have three!"
"What?"
"Bull's strike is an interrupt"

lolwut?

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09 Jun 2010 at 21:00 - 973
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cale Roughstar View Post
"Hmmm, I have two interrupts on this bar, shock and dchop, should be good"
"No, you have three!"
"What?"
"Bull's strike is an interrupt"

lolwut?

Well duh! can't you see? it interrupts your running

Entrad

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10 Jun 2010 at 04:40 - 974
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Originally Posted by shogun avatar View Post
Well duh! can't you see? it interrupts your running
Makes sense to me.

bhavv

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10 Jun 2010 at 06:44 - 975
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeman002 View Post
snip....
But its true

Caw521

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10 Jun 2010 at 19:02 - 976
Minister Cho's estate- sorry for the size change weirdness, it got processed wrong or something.













Okay.

Axeman002

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10 Jun 2010 at 19:14 - 977
lawl reported for spellchecker ftw

Yasmine

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10 Jun 2010 at 19:22 - 978
Lol, I really wonder what he checked after typing report... (about some of the change in size: you linked the thumbnails for the second and the 4th picture, instead of the pcitures themselves )

Chocobo1

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10 Jun 2010 at 21:29 - 979
Pretty sure he was trying to say he didn't report you for leeching because that doesn't get your account closed.


What a moron.

tuna-fish_sushi

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11 Jun 2010 at 04:31 - 980


Just saw this in kamadan party search

Xiaquin

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11 Jun 2010 at 15:24 - 981
Just saw someone in LA

WTB medal of honours w/ me

Sword Hammer Axe

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11 Jun 2010 at 20:49 - 982
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Originally Posted by Xiaquin View Post
Just saw someone in LA

WTB medal of honours w/ me
Hmmm in his defense: We don't know what purpose they're gonna have yet. He might think that it will probably be something huge and awesome, meaning that if he can get the medals cheap now, he has made an investment.

I have 7 medals, all gotten through those darn royal gifts. I hope and think they will be a collectible after WiK for White Mantle weapons ala the weapons u see the added mantle carry around (Notice how they all use skins that does not exist for players).

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11 Jun 2010 at 21:10 - 983
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Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe View Post
Hmmm in his defense: We don't know what purpose they're gonna have yet.
Case in point?

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11 Jun 2010 at 21:32 - 984
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Originally Posted by Sword Hammer Axe View Post
Hmmm in his defense: We don't know what purpose they're gonna have yet. He might think that it will probably be something huge and awesome, meaning that if he can get the medals cheap now, he has made an investment.

I have 7 medals, all gotten through those darn royal gifts. I hope and think they will be a collectible after WiK for White Mantle weapons ala the weapons u see the added mantle carry around (Notice how they all use skins that does not exist for players).
Point of the post: they are untradeable.

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12 Jun 2010 at 10:09 - 985
I left a match at 00:01 after a win in RA, and this is what I got in a private message:



Standard RA garbage talk + DnD.

Sword Hammer Axe

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12 Jun 2010 at 13:59 - 986
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Originally Posted by Dzjudz View Post
Point of the post: they are untradeable.
Ah! Did not see that XD Yeah in that case it's dumb as hell lol. Fault admitted XD

Yasmine

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12 Jun 2010 at 18:07 - 987
I usually turn local chat off when pple start discussing but I was bored:
red: solitary-fighter-against-memsers-in pve
blue: random pple
black: not attinent to the discussion

(took more screenies but it was too bothersome to clear those ones of igns already >>, plus, i got bored of it and didn't listen to the end of the discussion - if it ended yet lol)

let me know if i missed something that needs censoring.

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Sword Hammer Axe

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13 Jun 2010 at 09:32 - 988
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yasmine View Post
I usually turn local chat off when pple start discussing but I was bored:
red: solitary-fighter-against-memsers-in pve
blue: random pple
black: not attinent to the discussion

(took more screenies but it was too bothersome to clear those ones of igns already >>, plus, i got bored of it and didn't listen to the end of the discussion - if it ended yet lol)

let me know if i missed something that needs censoring.

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/1871/gw637b.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7431/gw638b.jpg
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/6145/gw639bh.jpg
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/228/gw641b.jpg
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What a wanker... Mesmers have been close to useless in PvE and when they finally get a buff he whines. But does he whine because they are indeed overpowered? No, he whines because the HM mesmers seem to have gotten stronger. What does that make him? A weakling. HM is SUPPOSED to be hard, and it's not like it's impossible after the Mesmer buffs. Instead of whining over it, why don't he just try to adjust -.-

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LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

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16 Jun 2010 at 07:01 - 989
Being called a noob for not selling my precious ded mini grawl for 2k xD

truthfully I think what bothered him most...was me not getting pissed at him calling me a noob...he asked me what I was gonna do about it...and I was just like...nothing...except post it on my guild forums so we can laugh at you...then he ignored me :\ I thought he made a good joke

While that thread I personally think is off a little bit...I doubt its that far off xD

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18 Jun 2010 at 18:55 - 990
I had an epic PvE truck win 2day!

Perkunas

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22 Jun 2010 at 08:36 - 991
Not the stupidest, but actually the funniest in awhile.
Was just messing around in Nebo Terrace with my monk, 2 hero monks, and Gwen. Just finished taking down the Margoyles just up the hill from Beelteton, when Tahlkora popped off, "GW! Stop it! You people are stupid!" Wish I could have screened it, but I barely caught it before it faded from sight.

Nerel

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22 Jun 2010 at 09:25 - 992
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perkunas View Post
Not the stupidest, but actually the funniest in awhile.
Was just messing around in Nebo Terrace with my monk, 2 hero monks, and Gwen. Just finished taking down the Margoyles just up the hill from Beelteton, when Tahlkora popped off, "GW! Stop it! You people are stupid!" Wish I could have screened it, but I barely caught it before it faded from sight.
Odd, I thought her dialogue was "OW! Cut it out! You people are crazy!", or is she trying to tell us to stop playing GW?

Perkunas

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22 Jun 2010 at 15:41 - 993
@Nerel

You are probably right, I caught it as it was fading, and at 3:30a it sure looked like GW--

Caw521

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22 Jun 2010 at 16:44 - 994
... Although with that awful AI Anet gave her, she probably did say that.


In JQ yesterday afternoon,
"OMG NOOB I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK NOOB" (he was serious)

To make it even more pathetic, he was a GWAMM who could not type one full sentence properly. An ally there said he talked like a caveman.

Xiaquin

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22 Jun 2010 at 17:24 - 995
"LFR to Ascolan i can pay"

Died a little inside.

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22 Jun 2010 at 18:02 - 996
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Originally Posted by Caw521 View Post
... Although with that awful AI Anet gave her, she probably did say that.


In JQ yesterday afternoon,
"OMG NOOB I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK NOOB" (he was serious)

To make it even more pathetic, he was a GWAMM who could not type one full sentence properly. An ally there said he talked like a caveman.
Braincells are not a key ingredient of grind apparently...

Zebideedee

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25 Jun 2010 at 03:12 - 997
Quote:
To make it even more pathetic, he was a GWAMM who could not type one full sentence properly. An ally there said he talked like a caveman.]
Hahaha,

Psylan Oblivion

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25 Jun 2010 at 11:09 - 998
This says it all. I'm not even sure what started the converstation

-Makai-

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25 Jun 2010 at 13:45 - 999
Would anyone care to translate this?

Nerel

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Australia, what you want my home address?

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25 Jun 2010 at 14:43 - 1000
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zebideedee View Post
Hahaha,


There, fixed it for you...