What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

I get tired of this too, so much so that i just now pretend I am to anyone except Guildies. I actually had this one girl ask me for tips on how to do her hair! Guess it's not specific to guys :P

ah I love lions arch around 7pst

My friend : Why do Mursaat have nipples?
Me : So you can milk them.


He was silenced.

Some random dude playing DayWay.

I got a pro friend who is good etc etc, the number of time he said pro made me wonder about the type of player, but that is pretty normal.

But after, me and my friend have figure out the drop system in gw, we can predict the zchest next 20-30 drops with only few key.

This is in LA..

Could very easily have been a non-proph character looking to farm GoK for orr emblems. I would have taken the 5k, its a 5 minute run tops and 1p/minute is good money

So I was remembering the days when I first started out playing, I chose a ranger because I liked the idea of using a bow (I should say that I am still playing the same ranger today). In Pre I was not sure what profession to play, so I randomly chose a Necro. When the time came that I could start summoning minions, I thought that was the coolest thing ever, so I used as many minion summoning skills as I could get. Since I did not know about gw guru, pxv, nor did I have any friends who played the game and I was not in a guild, I did not know that a Ranger MM was not a very good thing. I have now found this out.

Well I was looking for a group to do either Borlis Pass or Frost gate, I cannot remember which and a warrior joined me. We could not find anymore so we took henchies with us. As we were going along I noticed that he too was summoning minions, so I was so excited. Then he summoned a bigger minion than I had seen before, I asked him what skill was that, he said Flesh Golem and it was an elite. I asked where to get it and he said in Factions. As I did not at the time have Factions, I was pretty bummed.

Looking back on it, I cannot believe I was trying to run as an MM on a ranger, but I was new to the game and I quickly learned my lesson. However, looking back I still cannot believe that a warrior was trying to run as a MM, and that he had been doing it long enough to have Flesh Golem and now be back in Prophecies.

The other day during the Nolani Academy Zaishen mission with a pug. My computer is a little slow so after we beat it and re-spawned in Yaks Bend 2 of the 4 players had already left the group. I left not saying anything and head to collect my coins. I got a pm telling me how rude I was for not saying gg, gj or even thank you. Keep in mind this was not a run but all 4 members contributed to beating the mission. The guy actually expected me to tell him thanks for being a MM. After some pm exchanges I finally put him on ignore.

Sometimes (although you should be more concerned when PuGing) you just want to play a character the way you want even if it IS a bad build.

Back in the "day" I was a big pen & paper Dungeons & Dragons geek (ok, still a geek), I almost exclusively made Battle Mages> I loved sticking a sword in the nearest foe and chucking a fireball at his buddies! Well, in case you didn't know, W/E Battle Mages do not work well in GW. But, from time to time, I load up my little crappy Battle Mage build, and go own low level Charr in the Old Ascalon area. My favorite mission is Great Northern Wall and NOT running away!

I got this not long ago from a kid wanting to help a guildie out. He asked if I could help him help my fellow guildie. Long story short, he was bragging how great he had done in the game. The rest, is well in the screenshot!

bet their nippes are so sour you get cheese

~A little big thread necro ~


Okai, so, in RA (yes, RA, I must have been hypnotized to go there willingly) this dude with major dishonorable points is there, let's just call him g8, is peed off at ANET because he... well here's an overview of the conversation (obviously not word for word)-

g8: f*** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
me: dude, shut up
g8: **** anet!!
g8: **** anet!!
g8: lick my **** anet!
g8: I don't want a sh**ty team!
g8: **** anet!!
Everyone in RA: Then go away, get out of here
/shoo
g8: wtb bomb for anet!
me: wtb bomb for you
...
g8: I don't want a ****** team!
g8: I refuse to have a ****** team!!
g8: It's anet's fault! **** them!


Meanwhile, everyone was flaming/laughing at him while he kept flaming Anet for "giving" him a random team in Random Arenas >.>

I play a few rounds for about 10-15 minutes, I come back, and g8's still there, still hexed with DH.

He's still saying "**** anet" "I don't want a ****** team" =/

So in the midst of all the f anets, there's a dervish also laughing at him. So the weirdest and craziest part comes up.

g8: **** anet!!
g8: who wants 100k!!?? (we all thought it was a joke, of course)
Derv: Lol I will! =P
g8: Derv u got urself a deal
*Actually trades Derv 100k*
Derv: omg
Derv: He actually gave me 100k
Everyone: o.O / =O / O.O / Gimme! =D
*Derv runs in circles*
Derv: Dude I'd lick your balls any day now.



What an eventful half hour.
Too bad I didn't. Get. One. Screenie.

Here is a conversation I heard while in NPF. I met a very bad pug. This is a perfect example why leet stuff doesn't make you a good player. He was also an assassin.

[This player has obby armor with obby edge and mini ghostly]

Noob: Look guys I got obby and obby edge and mini ghostly!! I'm rich and like the best person in Guild Wars.
Me: I don't care about your stuff. All that matters is if your actually good fighting and don't have a sucky build.
Noob: Lol dude I have ursan... ursan still rocks u noob... even thought it got nerfed... it still the best skill ever!
*We are playing for 10 minutes. He died 5 times. The other people didn't.*
Me: Ursan rocks ehh?
Noob: I don't understand why i'm dying. I have obby armor. I thought obby armor was the best armor in the game and makes you invincible.
Me: Nope all max armor is the same.
Noob: Well Ursan still owns.
*He dies again. No one else dies.*
Me: If you would stop getting out of range of the monks so much, you wouldn't be dieing.
*He aggroes group for the 7th time. Monks cannot get in range to heal him.*
Noob: Gogo Ursan! I don't need monks! Ursan will keep me alive!
*He dies for the 7th time.*
Noob: I have 60% DP! Its all your fault!
Me: Actually no, everyone here has 10% morale. You are the only noob dieing. The reason why you are dieing is your sucky build and you are avoiding the monks.
Noob: I'm leaving. I still got like 2500k and going to buy better armor so I can stay alive!
Me: Whatever, Noob.
*He leaves game.*
Party: Thank God! What a noob!

Epic Fail.

blade trusted you with this and you go and post on guru. awesome.

Stupidest thing I've heard: Zone 3 times and the farm code will stop affecting you.

it's the most interesting thing posted in this whole thread. been waiting since the 31st for some more salacious info.

Not at all what that thread is about, but something on those lines:

Me and a friend was PUGing in Tahnnakai Temple, HM. Got invited by this one group. The leader of it seemed fairly active, asking for our skills and so on, which usually implies that he has an idea about how to build a team.
But lo and behold, he keeps filling the team with various damage characters. No monks. And everyone seems to be ok with this. Eventually, my friend and I (which seems to be the only thinking team members) speak up: "how about monks?"

The reply: "if everyone brings self heal we dont need monks"

...wha... Well excuse me while I spam the shit out of my Healing Signet lol, that'll help...

I heard someone say that Pearl Harbor was a conspiracy and that it was used only as an excuse for the US to enter WWII. I thought that was pretty dumb.

Lol similar conspiracies I've heard:

"USA planned 9/11! The proof is when you fold a 20 dollar bill in the right way, it appears to be the two towers burning"
My reply: "Yeah, because not only does the American government want to strike a huge blow to itself, but also just tease the population with small clues that some 17 year old kid finds out about and exposes to the world"

"Titanic never existed! It was a story created to make the shipbuilding industries stop acting like god"
My reply: Ok... who exactly wanted them to stop acting like god and why?

the most recent one that has been all over the news, but I haven't actually seen in GW:
"It's Haiti's own fault for getting destroyed by an earthquake, because they sold their soul to the devil to get rid of the french colonies"
My reply if I ever see this conspiracy in GW: Says Pat Robertson of the Christian societies of USA... get rid of suppressive colonies hmmmm where have I heard that before? Perhaps in American history? And why exactly do you even claim that Haiti sold it's soul, and did all of Haiti do it at once?

There was an arguement at JQ waiting area about how humans + monkies = aids and aids was invented in Africa.