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Originally Posted by Williwaw87
Wts armor!!!
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"Hey if any Dervishes are upgrading their armor, can I have their old set?"
What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?
Voodoo Rage
"Hey if any Dervishes are upgrading their armor, can I have their old set?"
Sirius Bsns
Newb: "Why do I keep dying so fast to the Mursaat with Spectral Agony? My armor's infused!"
Me: "How many superior runes do you have on you?"
Newb: "Three. Why?"
Me: "How many superior runes do you have on you?"
Newb: "Three. Why?"
Kook~NBK~
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Originally Posted by Sirius Bsns
Newb: "Why do I keep dying so fast to the Mursaat with Spectral Agony? My armor's infused!"
Me: "How many superior runes do you have on you?" Newb: "Three. Why?" |
Superior (*insert attribute here*) = - 75
Superior Absorbtion (warriors only) = -0
Total = -25
Throw in survivor insiginias & stuff and that - 25 goes away fairly easily
A better question would have been: "How much health (or HP) do you have?"
Del
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
Superior Vigor = +50
Superior (*insert attribute here*) = - 75 Superior Absorbtion (warriors only) = -0 Total = -25 Throw in survivor insiginias & stuff and that - 25 goes away fairly easily A better question would have been: "How much health (or HP) do you have?" |
Sirius Bsns
At topic (response):
Technically it's "while playing Guild Wars", just not an in-game dialogue. :P
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
Superior Vigor = +50
Superior (*insert attribute here*) = - 75 Superior Absorbtion (warriors only) = -0 Total = -25 Throw in survivor insiginias & stuff and that - 25 goes away fairly easily A better question would have been: "How much health (or HP) do you have?" |
Rocky Raccoon
This wasn't really a stupid remark, but funny. During the Dragon Festival a new player thought you got the mask by opening the gifts and made the following comment: "I wanted a mask and all I got was a bean-cake"
Pinkest One
Yellow= fail troll
Red=newb who's clueless about these bridge dwellers
Black=Random person
I SILENT HERO, ME NO BRAG
Not the stupidest but its the most recent.
Red=newb who's clueless about these bridge dwellers
Black=Random person
I SILENT HERO, ME NO BRAG
Not the stupidest but its the most recent.
Kook~NBK~
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Originally Posted by Del
3 superior runes(one vigor)= -175 health,
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Paux
"lol your a nerd. if your so smart then that means your a nerd."
My response is, then what are you?
My response is, then what are you?
Karate Jesus
Two guys were arguing in Kamadan about philosophy. One of them won the argument. Guess which one.
Del
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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~
But that would be FOUR superior runes, now wouldn't it?
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Originally Posted by Del
oshit, brainfart. 3 superiors one being superior would be -100hp, my bad.
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on topic:
Don't think I posted this when it happened but a little while back...I was in kamadan and saw someone selling a q9 emerald blade. I offered 70e I think it was :\ 20 minutes latter the guy is still there...but instead of selling it became "WTT Q9 Emerald blade (me) for unded kunnivang (you) around this time i think kunni's were 45e :\
own age myname
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Originally Posted by Rocky Raccoon
This wasn't really a stupid remark, but funny. During the Dragon Festival a new player thought you got the mask by opening the gifts and made the following comment: "I wanted a mask and all I got was a bean-cake"
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Rodeus
We helped out eventually...
Xiaquin
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Originally Posted by Rodeus
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system.fan
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Originally Posted by Rodeus
We helped out eventually... |
Fate Crusher
Two of my own:
#1 Clearly Amethyst Aegis is more rare now...
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#2 Been sitting in my folders for a few months, but it had to go up sooner or later.
Red = Me
Black = Child
And ignore the green ones ^^
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#1 Clearly Amethyst Aegis is more rare now...
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#2 Been sitting in my folders for a few months, but it had to go up sooner or later.
Red = Me
Black = Child
And ignore the green ones ^^
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Rikimaru
Several years ago before any of the expansions came out and I was still new at the game, someone said in an outpost something like "Selling Vampiric Axe Haft, (XX amount)". I can't remember how much he was actually asking for, but I responded with "That's a total ripoff, all it does is heal a few health when you hit; you lose more from the degeneration it adds!". I then went on to argue with him on it...
Zodiac Meteor
Fixed.
Theaden Artosk
http://www.talkingtonoobs.com/ttn.php?id=302
Omg, I ran into the same guy a month ago; three years later he's still quoting that and similar phrases.
Omg, I ran into the same guy a month ago; three years later he's still quoting that and similar phrases.
merciless_mike
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor
I should probably block the names more, but 1/3 of the name showing seems good to me. Besides, the argument ended right there.
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On a side note, the "you're a monk" thing is completely valid. Teams will suffer through countless missions where the monk doesn't know how to play and they won't complain for fear of them leaving.
It's not as if they have to wait for an important class to join the team to go, so they can pick and choose.
Also - "wtf no tank? take defy pain" ... Makes me facepalm every time. /rant
Frozen Ele
Him: WTS Ultra-rare sword, pm me!
Me: and whats this ultra rare sword of yours?
Him: Wanna see?
Me(knowing I was in for a laugh): why not
Him: the sword wasn't rare a couple years ago. But nowadays, it has a .004 chance of dropping, which makes it very rare
He shows me a Murakai's Blade
Me: thats not rare
Him: Yeah, well, that's what you think.
I guess what they say about statistics is true; 90% of 'em are made up.
Me: and whats this ultra rare sword of yours?
Him: Wanna see?
Me(knowing I was in for a laugh): why not
Him: the sword wasn't rare a couple years ago. But nowadays, it has a .004 chance of dropping, which makes it very rare
He shows me a Murakai's Blade
Me: thats not rare
Him: Yeah, well, that's what you think.
I guess what they say about statistics is true; 90% of 'em are made up.
Voodoo Rage
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Originally Posted by Frozen Ele
Him: WTS Ultra-rare sword, pm me!
Me: and whats this ultra rare sword of yours? Him: Wanna see? Me(knowing I was in for a laugh): why not Him: the sword wasn't rare a couple years ago. But nowadays, it has a .004 chance of dropping, which makes it very rare He shows me a Murakai's Blade Me: thats not rare Him: Yeah, well, that's what you think. I guess what they say about statistics is true; 90% of 'em are made up. |
Him: WTS Green Daggers from Eye of the North 10k
Me: What daggers are those? [out of curiosity]
Him: Wanna see?
Me: That's OK, you can just tell me.
Him: No, I'll show.
[Of course he insists on running across the whole district to show me Claws of Broodmother]
Me: Yeah, that's actually super common because people get that from farming raptors. You should probably just merch it or sell it for cheap.
Him: Lmao. I've farmed 5 of these today already and sold all of them.
[I kind of call BS on that last statement, but I do feel bad if people actually paid 10k for those worthless daggers]
Xiaquin
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I've had the reverse happen to me. I had a large sale pending, got up to the guy, he suddenly backs out at the trade window and says he just "learned" that price (well below market average) wasn't worth it. He must have thought if I was willing to undercut that much, I'd bottom out and just give him everything.
redhare
"rawr is a joke guild, I could solo whole place myself"
Ever try going to kamadan with a gold cape without DnD on?
Ever try going to kamadan with a gold cape without DnD on?
McMullen
^Nope, but if you extend an invite so I can leech your cape I'd be happy to try it out.
Del
I find it funny when people leech gold trim guilds.
Tenebrae
Actually , it wasnt while playing GW but showing some wow user the Voltaic Spear animation in youtube. Saw this Mr NoName throwing this :
"acctually there is max damage gold q8 V-spear's, go to Umbral grotto and you'll see people selling them, ask to see them and they will show u, also do a little search on guru(cant leave links) and u'll see a q8 max damage....they sell for 100K+200ecto's. "
Yeah pal , what more , R7 Voltaic Spears max damage right ? well , he got busted and some ppl lol´ed about it.
"acctually there is max damage gold q8 V-spear's, go to Umbral grotto and you'll see people selling them, ask to see them and they will show u, also do a little search on guru(cant leave links) and u'll see a q8 max damage....they sell for 100K+200ecto's. "
Yeah pal , what more , R7 Voltaic Spears max damage right ? well , he got busted and some ppl lol´ed about it.
PowerRAV
"You know why they call it Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away!"
cellamaret
some kid said this to me a few minutes ago
him- "your a terrible assassin you die too fast, you need more health"
me- "i have more than enough health already your just a bad healer. how much health would you like me to have?"
him- " you should have at least 650 health unbuffed"
really?
him- "your a terrible assassin you die too fast, you need more health"
me- "i have more than enough health already your just a bad healer. how much health would you like me to have?"
him- " you should have at least 650 health unbuffed"
really?
Zodiac Meteor
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Originally Posted by PowerRAV
"You know why they call it Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away!"
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WTS math lessons.
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor
WTS math lessons. |
fenix
You guys got trolled. How does it feel?
Snograt
Huh, like you'd know trollin', feen.
Wish Swiftdeath
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Originally Posted by cellamaret
some kid said this to me a few minutes ago
him- "your a terrible assassin you die too fast, you need more health" me- "i have more than enough health already your just a bad healer. how much health would you like me to have?" him- " you should have at least 650 health unbuffed" really? |
I'm not saying you're bad, the monk could be bad after all but fyi 600 health is ftw(armor's okay too, just none of that radiant crap)
Zodiac Meteor
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Originally Posted by Wish Swiftdeath
Uhh hate to take the side of a kid but alot of assasins are bad and die very quickly. I'd say 600 health is minimum, I agree 650 is a little over the top considering daggers are dual wield but yeah...
I'm not saying you're bad, the monk could be bad after all but fyi 600 health is ftw(armor's okay too, just none of that radiant crap) |
Voodoo Rage
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Originally Posted by Wish Swiftdeath
Uhh hate to take the side of a kid but alot of assasins are bad and die very quickly. I'd say 600 health is minimum, I agree 650 is a little over the top considering daggers are dual wield but yeah...
I'm not saying you're bad, the monk could be bad after all but fyi 600 health is ftw(armor's okay too, just none of that radiant crap) |
Spike Stritter
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Originally Posted by PowerRAV
"You know why they call it Xbox 360? Because when you see it you do a 360 and walk away!"
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Wish Swiftdeath
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Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor
I'm taking the side of the assassin, 600 is good. Anything below 450 is bad. Everyone between in fine though. A monks job is to heal the team. Tanking and nuking sucks, if the monk couldn't keep a frontliner alive because of his health wasn't higher than 600 he should consider changing professions.
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Also usually when monks are complaining about sins dying too quickly it's because they overextend or because the monk underextends, in both scenario's the extra health allows the monk to stay a little bit further away from the enemies damage dealers and more time to react or prekite.
I'm not saying that as soon as you run 560 health or below you're going to die every 30 seconds and cause your healer to blow up but the less health/armor you run, the more strain you put on your monk to keep you alive and most close arena games come down to a key interrupt or whichever monk is able use their energy the most efficiently to keep their team up. In a close game you don't want your monk to have to keep healing you every time you take damage.
Now maybe the monk wasn't paying attention and tried to cover up the fact that he reacted too slow by blaming the assassin but there's nothing wrong with saying that people should be running close to 600 in their defensive set as a minimum (assuming people bring them...)
Dzjudz
Not to derail, but 600hp on an assassin? No self-respecting assassin is going to run survivor insignia. Nightstalker's or Blessed. Usually you have two assassin runes (minor dagger and minor critstrikes) and a sup vigor. This makes 480 base + 50 = 530hp, leaving two rune spots and weapon mods. The runes will probably be vitae or attunement (personal preference, also depending on build) and the weapon mod will probably be fortitude or enchanting (good chance it's enchanting, given the great sin enchants). Anyway, I'm in the camp "assassins should have around 530-550hp".