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Brian the Gladiator

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Michigan, USA

Us Are Not [leet]

E/

08 Apr 2011 at 19:35 - 1921

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenjZee

Basically i was doin Sanctum Cay on Hard Mode.
We had an extremly arrogant monk on our side. Whilst in the part with with the dragons and the poisen river he decided to stay in the river. Having the monks in the river allowed us to easily just healers boon + GOLE + heal party easily without the poisen effecting us. However someone flipped out and said we should have all went to land, where the aggro was.............. i said we were fine without and he said "Huh u must be a pve'er"..........................whatever that was supposed to mean.

Later on we had a convo going similar to this:
HIM: Mag what buil you running again?
ME: HB
HIM: Ping it
* I PING*
HIM: No wander your doing crap
Everyone else: WHAT?
HIM: You shouldn't be carring a res, monks should never carry a res...........

after being insulted and playing 4 years as monk apparently i've learny monks never should carry a res. I understand in ceratain situations there are no need but what was wrong with this nice balanced group and me bringing it.

also slightly mentioned:
LFG for Tihark - Minion Master............
i lol'd

Monks shouldn't bring res because if a monk stops healing / protting for 3 or more seconds, people could easily die in that time. If you are waiting until after the battle is over to res, your team is bad because they should have resed the dead player well before the battle was over.

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

08 Apr 2011 at 23:45 - 1922

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian the Gladiator

Monks shouldn't bring res because if a monk stops healing / protting for 3 or more seconds, people could easily die in that time. If you are waiting until after the battle is over to res, your team is bad because they should have resed the dead player well before the battle was over.

I agree. I have gotten raged by people because I didn't bring res as a monk. I only bring res if I'm playing UA, because the players shouldn't only rely on the monks to keep them alive or res their bad players :| In some cases the monks are bad at healing tho.

Jaime Del Cervantes

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Apr 2011

Havana, Cuba

Dark Alley [dR]

P/W

09 Apr 2011 at 05:30 - 1923

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

I agree. I have gotten raged by people because I didn't bring res as a monk. I only bring res if I'm playing UA, because the players shouldn't only rely on the monks to keep them alive or res their bad players :| In some cases the monks are bad at healing tho.

They expect so much from monks.. I'd love to see them try to execute that role.

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

09 Apr 2011 at 13:06 - 1924

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aba

Snowman Summoners are still confusing people I see.........
[IMG]sillykid.jpg[/IMG]

Wish Anet would post the dopiest emails/reports they've received, that would make for some funny reading I bet

Haxor

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2008

Legion of the Feng Huang [ASH]

09 Apr 2011 at 13:52 - 1925

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aba

Snowman Summoners are still confusing people I see.........

Die hacking scum.....

I nearly sprayed my screen when I read that.

Nekodesu

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2009

09 Apr 2011 at 14:03 - 1926

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaime Del Cervantes

They expect so much from monks.. I'd love to see them try to execute that role.

I phrased that wrong, so shoo.

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

11 Apr 2011 at 02:39 - 1927

just sitting in kamadan power trading like I always do then this shows up and gives me a good laugh.

Few minutes later this pops up. terrible scammer lol

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

11 Apr 2011 at 04:46 - 1928

Quote:

Originally Posted by Swingline

just sitting in kamadan power trading like I always do then this shows up and gives me a good laugh.

Few minutes later this pops up. terrible scammer lol

wow least they used a actually useful item. xD last few times ive seen it they used the crsytal snowflake and a piece of ore from sorrows forge.

Chrisworld

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2010

Gameamp Guides [AMP]

W/

11 Apr 2011 at 04:52 - 1929

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aba

Snowman Summoners are still confusing people I see.........

Die hacking scum.....

I hacked the source code too, but I used Ghost's in the box as my NPC of choice.

urania

Forge Runner

Join Date: Apr 2006

vD

Mo/

11 Apr 2011 at 08:24 - 1930

Me on nec in RA: *pings 2 mo skills*
wtf is that? you're a fkn disgrace to monks, gtfo bk to jq/fa.

Random smite mo with banish and SoR (in my team, ofc):
I'm war smite. It's ok, you dont get it.

friendly fire in RA would make the place a lot more bearable.

StormX

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

E/Mo

11 Apr 2011 at 12:02 - 1931

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.A.S.

This was in one of my Jade Quarry runs yesterday...

I was rofl for the rest of the mission. This made my day.

reminded me of this. honestly didnt think he would really do it

anyway the dumbest thing ive seen recently (i regret not having a screenshot of it) was on april fools day.. some guy was in embark trolling, saying stuff like anet sucks this game sucks bla bla and at one point said something like "many people threaten to report me but i've never been banned."

a few mins later i see:

player x: rofl
player y: he got dhuumed!
player z: lol!!!

a few other pple confirmed that he indeed got banned but im sad to say i didnt witness it myself

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

R/

12 Apr 2011 at 20:55 - 1932

King Size

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Romania

[LSU]

A/

12 Apr 2011 at 21:52 - 1933

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they never learn

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

W/

12 Apr 2011 at 22:06 - 1934

A Ded Dhuum is about the same price as Obsidian and Unded is considerably more...

Anyway, lolololol.

Aba

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2006

Vancouver,Canada

12 Apr 2011 at 22:50 - 1935

I see your Over priced Aegis and raise you a over priced Bone dragon....

I can buy like 2-4 bone dragons for what he is asking

King Size....those screens are so awesome....I hope you taught him a lesson and took your sweet bloody time giving it back. You all did give it back right?

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

12 Apr 2011 at 22:56 - 1936

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aba

I see your Over priced Aegis and raise you a over priced Bone dragon....

I can buy like 2-4 bone dragons for what he is asking

King Size....those screens are so awesome....I hope you taught him a lesson and took your sweet bloody time giving it back. You all did give it back right?

i see your bone dragon and raise you with someone renting themselves out in trade channel for 10e a hour. oo; even if they did windows rofl i wouldnt pay them that much xD

King Size

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Romania

[LSU]

A/

12 Apr 2011 at 23:07 - 1937

i didn't took his armor ..but some lucky dude who lost connection near level 2 gate did

he connected back got the armor , opened gate to level 3 .and voila

i think the guy who got the armor was polish , he started typing something like ' pasfka fasifna fjda 40e 40e!! '

Swingline

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2010

Somewhere far away from you

The Mirror of Reason[SNOW]

W/

13 Apr 2011 at 05:46 - 1938

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Size

i didn't took his armor ..but some lucky dude who lost connection near level 2 gate did

he connected back got the armor , opened gate to level 3 .and voila

i think the guy who got the armor was polish , he started typing something like ' pasfka fasifna fjda 40e 40e!! '

He should have given it back. Unless the idiot who dropped it was a total douche or something.

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

R/

13 Apr 2011 at 10:41 - 1939

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Size

i didn't took his armor ..but some lucky dude who lost connection near level 2 gate did

he connected back got the armor , opened gate to level 3 .and voila

i think the guy who got the armor was polish , he started typing something like ' pasfka fasifna fjda 40e 40e!! '

Allow me to educate you - fjda means nothing in our language, neither does "fasifna". Not even close to ANY word I know. Pasfka sounds like a retarded teenage girl trying to say "belt/armband" or... nothing at all.

King Size

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2010

Romania

[LSU]

A/

13 Apr 2011 at 11:25 - 1940

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

Allow me to educate you .

1. i wasn't trying to offend anyone
2. i don't care what it means , i don't want to know
3. i said 'i THINK' it was polish , again i don't care, it was just damn funny

Iuris

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2006

Crazy ducks from the Forest

W/

13 Apr 2011 at 13:57 - 1941

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

Allow me to educate you - fjda means nothing in our language, neither does "fasifna". Not even close to ANY word I know. Pasfka sounds like a retarded teenage girl trying to say "belt/armband" or... nothing at all.

Transcribing words from an unfamiliar language from memory, I'd say. The poster doesn't seem to actually remember the words used.

But this does raise an interesting issue... if an idiot drops stuff in the middle of an instance... what's the proper response?

Do nothing and just take the braggart's bragging and doing something EXTREMELY stupid?
Grab the stuff and hold for some time, just to make him sweat?
Try to rezone ASAP?
Grab the stuff and hold it for ransom?
Salvage the stuff instantly?

I wonder what people would consider appropriate in the case. Might warrant a new topic...

Lyra Padfoot

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2010

UK (GMT)

Guild of Legendary Donkeys

R/Rt

14 Apr 2011 at 12:14 - 1942

Yesterday in TOA;

Person1: What is a spead clear?
Person2: When you go as slow as possible through an area...
Person1: Really?????
Person2: ROFL
Person1:............

Obviously sarcasm doesnt come across well in text but it made me chuckle

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

18 Apr 2011 at 05:04 - 1943

No good deed... I saw a guy spamming for a long time in Kamadan, "WTB green staff". I finally messaged him with the intent to just give him a green staff. He pretty much refused to give me any information other than just repeatedly opening up trade windows. I finally just stuck one of those Sheng Jea green staffs in the window. Even then he would not even let me know a simple thing like what profession we was looking for... (100 green staffs might be a bit of a stretch...

....).

(Excellent screen grab on that Dhuum BTW, your friend timed that perfectly)

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

18 Apr 2011 at 12:42 - 1944

I was selling 3 unid's i didnt need now i maxed wisdom. and had this guy ask me what skins i had. o.o i lol'd so hard at him. unid is unid it doesnt matter what skin it is.

Cool Name

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Nov 2008

Shadowed Ones

E/A

18 Apr 2011 at 13:21 - 1945

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelWJedi

I was selling 3 unid's i didnt need now i maxed wisdom. and had this guy ask me what skins i had. o.o i lol'd so hard at him. unid is unid it doesnt matter what skin it is.

But maybe he also had max wisdom and is looking for some skins he wants? I think you assuming he was stupid is stupider than what you assumed he meant.

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

18 Apr 2011 at 13:28 - 1946

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool Name

But maybe he also had max wisdom and is looking for some skins he wants? I think you assuming he was stupid is stupider than what you assumed he meant.

lols. if he was looking for certian skins he wouldnt be looking at unid's. he would have asked for that skin. tell me who would go selling golds that way? i dont see people selling vs,and other golds like that unid. xD

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

18 Apr 2011 at 13:34 - 1947

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelWJedi

lols. if he was looking for certian skins he wouldnt be looking at unid's. he would have asked for that skin. tell me who would go selling golds that way? i dont see people selling vs,and other golds like that unid. xD

Actually, a guildie of mine got a VS and a few q9 cantha (bo staff, dragon staff etc) as unid's while buying for his wisdom.... lucky.

AngelWJedi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2008

orlando,florida

Society of Souls [Argh]

Rt/E

18 Apr 2011 at 13:36 - 1948

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dzjudz

Actually, a guildie of mine got a VS and a few q9 cantha (bo staff, dragon staff etc) as unid's while buying for his wisdom.... lucky.

O.O okay point me this persons way..i wanna buy those cheap ><

Dzjudz

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

gwpvx.com/user:dzjudz

18 Apr 2011 at 13:39 - 1949

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelWJedi

O.O okay point me this persons way..i wanna buy those cheap ><

Same guy also did something while buying unid's more appropriate for this thread: merching 3 (yes, 3) VSs in one week.

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

19 Apr 2011 at 00:46 - 1950

More build craft from my guild:

Again, it's not the lack of experience that makes it stupid, it's that the guy pings it and then rebuffs everyone attempting to give him advice. "Hey, it works great for me.", "I don't die that much", "I beat mission [x]", "My energy seems fine"

Astralelf

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2009

E/Me

19 Apr 2011 at 02:24 - 1951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

HOW MANY TIMES

What.

12chars

enter_the_zone

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Nov 2007

R/

19 Apr 2011 at 03:30 - 1952

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

More build craft from my guild:

DOES ONE IMAGE

Again, it's not the lack of experience that makes it stupid, it's that the guy pings it and then rebuffs everyone attempting to give him advice. "Hey, it works great for me.", "I don't die that much", "I beat mission [x]", "My energy seems fine"

/kneel

Thank you Anet for giving me heroes and henchman.

Outerworld

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2010

UK

Gil Worz Is Srs [Bsns]

W/

19 Apr 2011 at 09:19 - 1953

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

More build craft from my guild:

OF A SKILL BAR

Again, it's not the lack of experience that makes it stupid, it's that the guy pings it and then rebuffs everyone attempting to give him advice. "Hey, it works great for me.", "I don't die that much", "I beat mission [x]", "My energy seems fine"

That's so manly

.

BladeDVD

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2006

Hawaii

Clan Of Elders

N/

19 Apr 2011 at 10:40 - 1954

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

More build craft from my guild:

NEED TO BE QUOTED

Again, it's not the lack of experience that makes it stupid, it's that the guy pings it and then rebuffs everyone attempting to give him advice. "Hey, it works great for me.", "I don't die that much", "I beat mission [x]", "My energy seems fine"

FYI, he needs to do his 2 attribute point quests too. Or he's not using all his points, but probably the former.

That's...quite a bar.

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

19 Apr 2011 at 18:46 - 1955

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo Rage

IN THIS THREAD?

Wow
This should be added to the Meta section for speed-clear builds.

Cecedarling

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2010

Candie Zombie

E/Mo

20 Apr 2011 at 13:48 - 1956

I don't have a screenie, but some monk wanted to kick me from a party because as an elementalist, I wouldn't use fire magic on the Ring of Fire island chain while doing Hell's Precipice.
Especially after I tried telling her that Fire doesn't work too good on them, she wouldn't listen and still wanted me gone.
And for the record I was using an Earth build since that's the only line of magic (except fire) that I had weapons for and didn't have money to craft a water set from Vasburg.

Fay Vert

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

R/

20 Apr 2011 at 17:30 - 1957

Was there a ranger in the party bringing Winter?

Plutoman

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2010

E/

20 Apr 2011 at 17:37 - 1958

This made me laugh a bit. On the forums here - but I'm being nice to the guy.

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

R/

20 Apr 2011 at 18:54 - 1959

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plutoman

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/w...+broodmot her

Wow, I think we have a winner.......... lmao

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

R/

20 Apr 2011 at 19:17 - 1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plutoman

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5782/oict.png

This made me laugh a bit. On the forums here - but I'm being nice to the guy.

lol
I wonder if maybe someone just gave him a lot and he is trying to sell them. They are worth so little that I'm surprised the merchant still pays 35g for them.