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Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

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29 Apr 2011 at 12:25 - 2001

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDog91

Doing some RA for the hell of it, some guy (who is using a name similar to a dev in what I suppose is his hope someone thinks he's special) has to rain on everyone's parade every single match.

Him: Resign after countdown.
*no one but him resigns*
Him: OMG f***ing noobs!
*we just barely lose*
Him: 2 dumb 2 resign

next match I'm on opposing team
I target him specifically and solo him in 3 seconds (yes he did try, but he was attacking my pet instead of me so it didn't matter)
Him: You guys suck, you lost to a team with a petmaster.

a few matches later, we're on the same team
Him: Resign after countdown
Me: You know, your teams would be better off if you didn't die so easily, right?
Him: LOL PVE NOOB. Learn to play!
*a teammate leaves*
Him: see, you're such a pve noob that you made someone leave
*I resign since we're a man down*
Him: Now u understand. F***ing retard.

Did Anet pay you for babysitting him?

MithranArkanere

Underworld Spelunker

Join Date: Nov 2006

wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigo

Heraldos de la Llama Oscura [HLO]

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29 Apr 2011 at 14:31 - 2002

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDog91

[...]
Him: Resign after countdown.

That's the main reason I want RA to shuffle teams like Costume Brawl did: Idiots that resign until they get an 'ideal' team as if they were playing in frakking TA.

Worst thing is, they did that too when TA was still in the game, to get advantage over other proper RA players.
And even worse, after a streak of 25 battles, when they got sent to TA, they left TA, because they lost that advantage they had in RA.

Balthazar hates cowards. Even if you got he worst team ever, even if your party members suck, even if you know you are going to lose, even if you are the last one standing, even if the entire opposite team surrounds you and there's no escape, you don't resign, you fight to the death.

Retreat is for those that may die, but Balthazar with resurrect you again and again the Battle isles, so there's nothing to fear.

You don't 'farm' PvP modes, you go there, and win or die trying, without silly gimmicks.

Xiaquin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2010

[aRIN]

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29 Apr 2011 at 15:35 - 2003

Quote:

Originally Posted by Becca

Heres one way of telling that horny little pervert eyeing up your female avatars to put it back in his trousers

I would have taken it more as a compliment of my character. Unless he was bugging you for a while, that was a bit unnecessary.

Skyy High

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: May 2006

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29 Apr 2011 at 16:43 - 2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lasai

The guy running around Kamedan this morning in his new shiney Salma tonic.. begging people to tell him Who Salma was.

Followed up by his statement that "pve is dead here, I've done it all"

This is the kind of silly ignorance I love to hear. Or hate. I guess both.

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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01 May 2011 at 05:48 - 2005

CharrGirl

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2011

D/Mo

01 May 2011 at 12:10 - 2006

Hearing people in the past few days insulting the shit out of each other for losing in dragon arena....seriously people its just a festival game, so I pretty much hate to be called "stupid noob" for loosing a round *rolls eyes*

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Sep 2007

55?? 57' 0" N / 3?? 12' 0" W

N/Me

01 May 2011 at 16:42 - 2007

I'm sure you've probably seen them yourself, but over the past few days there have been people begging for Runescape cash. Begging for Guild Wars gold is one thing but to come to Guild Wars and beg for cash for another game, god help us

Bright Star Shine

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Nov 2009

Belgium

Club of a Thousand Pandas [LOD???]

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01 May 2011 at 16:59 - 2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebideedee

I'm sure you've probably seen them yourself, but over the past few days there have been people begging for Runescape cash. Begging for Guild Wars gold is one thing but to come to Guild Wars and beg for cash for another game, god help us

Spare some change?

Change?

You got some change?

Omg, it's just like in South Park!!!

Xiaquin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jun 2010

[aRIN]

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01 May 2011 at 17:28 - 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebideedee

I'm sure you've probably seen them yourself, but over the past few days there have been people begging for Runescape cash. Begging for Guild Wars gold is one thing but to come to Guild Wars and beg for cash for another game, god help us

I've seen Runescape trades for the longest time, usually "WTS account". How bad is this game that they do this, honestly?

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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01 May 2011 at 17:36 - 2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

Wow, talk about getting pissed off. I wouldn't imagen saying homo(I'm talking about homo alone, not homosexuality in one) is for guys would make so many people angry.

Yes I don't know alot about the words other than how people seem to use them. And I'm sorry to say this but I hear the majority use homo for guys, what's wrong with that?

It's like I said gay people are an abomination to the world or something how people are replying. Cause I seriously don't get why you guys are reacting like you are.

Also Haxor said what I meant to say. Me and that girl/guy had an argument where he/she believed you could not say gay to women because women who are attracted to the same sex are lesbians and not gays. I said otherwise.

And said that homo is usually used for guys who are gay, and I've never heard it used for women. Usually you hear the term lebso. I'm talking about slang. Ugh.

Edit: Sry wrote it wrong in the start.

It's not exactly that you said that, because then people would be more likely to clown on you rather than try to call you out on it, it's the fact that you had no idea what you were talking about, yet you were correcting people as if you did. Seems a bit hypocritical imo.

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

01 May 2011 at 18:05 - 2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

Wow, talk about getting pissed off. I wouldn't imagen saying homo(I'm talking about homo alone, not homosexuality in one) is for guys would make so many people angry.

Yes I don't know alot about the words other than how people seem to use them. And I'm sorry to say this but I hear the majority use homo for guys, what's wrong with that?

It's like I said gay people are an abomination to the world or something how people are replying. Cause I seriously don't get why you guys are reacting like you are.

Also Haxor said what I meant to say. Me and that girl/guy had an argument where he/she believed you could not say gay to women because women who are attracted to the same sex are lesbians and not gays. I said otherwise.

And said that homo is usually used for guys who are gay, and I've never heard it used for women. Usually you hear the term lebso. I'm talking about slang. Ugh.

Edit: Sry wrote it wrong in the start.

You totally missed the point. You were as ignorant as the people you were laughing at. You are part of your own joke. GG

Tommy's

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Dec 2006

[Bone]

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01 May 2011 at 18:36 - 2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nekodesu

-snip-

You were posting the wording of a conversation with someone, as if she was saying the stupidest thing you've heard while playing Guild Wars (at least thats what this thread is for). You were making a fool of her by posting the conversation here as if she was calling a cherry an apple. Hilarious. But why you got so many (I would't call them angry, just direct) replies was because you added something to it. You made it, hahaha what a fool, she is calling that (cherry) an apple while its clearly and orange. Meaning: you where just as foolish as the girl you quoted. Now that would have been ok, since the stupidest thing you've heard while playing Guild Wars could just aswell be your own sayings, sadly, that didn't shine through. You were just pointing at her..

Sadly there is not a most stupid thing you've heard while browsing guru thread, because both of your posts would be more then fitting. What I actually found the most funny about them was that you kept quotating the person in your first post as girl/guy, while it seems clear that someone calling herself a lesbo after which that person says that you can't call her gay because that is for dudes.

shodannet

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2011

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01 May 2011 at 23:39 - 2013

Quote:

Originally Posted by Becca

Heres one way of telling that horny little pervert eyeing up your female avatars to put it back in his trousers

Should have said "you know I don't look like this in reality right?" and watch his heart break :P

Had someone just randomly say to me "you know your hair looks like handlebars. Just sayin'".
Sat there staring at the screen for a while after having my eyes open. Was able to see the world at a completely new level after that...

My New Name

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2008

02 May 2011 at 15:58 - 2014

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miteshu

While trolling in the AC,

Him- God, this lag sucks
Me- You must be poor.
Him- So what if I am poor?
Me- Nothing wrong with being poor, it just makes me happier and laugh at people like you.
Some other guy- It may not be about being poor, it more about the area you live in.
Me- It actually does have to do with wealth. If you are poor, you would live in a shitty area, if you're rich you'll live in a better area.
Him- I can't describe my hatred for you.
Me- Don't hate, appreciate.
Him- Why should I appreciate you?
Me- Because it makes me feel better.
Him- Why should I make you fell better?
Me- Because it makes me happier.

Funny thing is, He is a Guild Leader.

so what you're saying is... you're a douchebag?

Luke D

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2007

N/

03 May 2011 at 01:01 - 2015

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ka Tet

How could he look at it unless he asked you to show it first?

I didn't mean actually look at the item in trade. I meant he should have looked at what I was selling in my WTS notice more closely. I was clearly selling a bow, and after he asked me questions regarding the purchase of my bow, he told me he was not in the market for any bows. Hence the silliness.

Ka Tet

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2006

Pita Bread And Scud Missiles Ai[iiii]

03 May 2011 at 05:12 - 2016

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke D

I didn't mean actually look at the item in trade. I meant he should have looked at what I was selling in my WTS notice more closely. I was clearly selling a bow, and after he asked me questions regarding the purchase of my bow, he told me he was not in the market for any bows. Hence the silliness.

ohhhh, gotcha now

Mr Dinkleberg

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2011

UndiesPatrol

Me/

05 May 2011 at 22:02 - 2017

saw this today >.<

Pluberus

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2009

05 May 2011 at 23:46 - 2018

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dinkleberg

saw this today >.<

LOL

That's awesome. xD

Chocobo1

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2007

New Zealand

CoA

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06 May 2011 at 01:32 - 2019

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Dinkleberg

saw this today >.<

It is kind of hard to know when it starts when you are on totally different timezones.

RedDog91

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2007

Farming for Nick gifts

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06 May 2011 at 01:47 - 2020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocobo1

It is kind of hard to know when it starts when you are on totally different timezones.

Yeah, I mean, it's only started at the same time and day for every bonus weekend ever. I see how people could easily get confused and think it starts on a new day.

Del

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Sep 2009

In a van, down by the river.

RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO if I know, ask Lynette.

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06 May 2011 at 05:43 - 2021

So i'm standing around in kamadan selling an em blade earlier, and some guy says he wants it, then after opening trade, he realizes he has no money, so he offers me a customized torm staff., i ask him why i'd want a custo'd staff, he said he didn't notice that it was customized, so he offers me 7e, a destroyer staff, and a custo'd colossal scimitar, then when i cancel trade, begged me to save the blade for him. Not sure what was stupider, the fact that he moused over the item to drag it into trade, and claims to have missed the text saying the items were custo'd, or the fact that he tried to trade them to me even though the game tells you "hey this guy is trying to sell you customized crap"

newbie_of_doom

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2006

WTFPRIVACYDUDE

Endangered Feces [DoDo]

W/Mo

06 May 2011 at 11:38 - 2022

Quote:

Originally Posted by PnoyPlaYa

"scrub"

the most stupidest word/thing i have heard on guild wars.
when i head that word i was like wtf is a scrub? and someone told me it was like "noob" so i said..
thats a really dumb word, its like a word you have to say when you have nothing better to say.

That's actual an English word, whereas 'noob' is not (or rather, was not, before internet games).

I've been through a lot of epic stuff but the one thing that I strongly remember is from alliance chat. I had just made a GvG guild and we were in a luxon faction alliance, which 'housed' Blue Perception. Out of nowhere, someone said in alliance chat "JUST BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THIS ALLIANCE DOESNT MEAN I HAVE TO SEND YOU PICTURES OF ME NAKED!!!!1!!!!!1!", or something similar. It gets better. We ended up getting blamed by some guilds, while others defended us and the entire alliance broke up. I think we were in there for a good 12 hours.

Lanier

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2010

[Pink]

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06 May 2011 at 16:29 - 2023

Not necessarily ingame, but it was posted on these forums...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Royalmonk

If i wanted to play alone i would just buy a single player game...

What the hell is the fun of the game now that noone will even think about doing stuff together?

Ever since they introduced the heroes, the game is gradually losing its life...
Dont you remember when we had only prophecies and all the cities were full of people looking for groups to make the missions together?

The worst of all is that people are too blind to understand it, and they even find its cool to have more heroes... just because the game look easier to them even when the game is actually dying.

...from the most recent 7 heroes are killing the game thread. The last sentance is the dumbest part of it all, and why I thought this quote worthy to post here.

go cubs

Jungle Guide

Join Date: May 2007

Chicago

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06 May 2011 at 18:33 - 2024

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lanier

Not necessarily ingame, but it was posted on these forums...

...from the most recent 7 heroes are killing the game thread. The last sentance is the dumbest part of it all, and why I thought this quote worthy to post here.

Lol, 7 heroes arnt killing the game, the game is already dying which is why 7 heroes were introduced.

(agreeing with you)

End

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2008

Rubbing Potassium on water fountains.

LF guild that teaches MTSC (did it long ago before gw2 came out and I quit...but I barely remember)

N/A

07 May 2011 at 21:50 - 2025

Quote:

30^30= 900 right?

Some people...

Snograt

rattus rattus

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[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

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08 May 2011 at 02:27 - 2026

Remember when the thread was full of powertrading arguments and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to delete you?" That was great!

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

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08 May 2011 at 02:49 - 2027

oh look, a mod trying to be cute

Hobbs

Desert Nomad

Join Date: May 2006

Organised Spam [OS]

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08 May 2011 at 03:04 - 2028

I think every thread in Riverside has devolved into an argument about Powertrading at some time or other.

Horus Moonlight

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2006

Me/Mo

08 May 2011 at 04:01 - 2029

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedarkmarine

oh look, a mod trying to be cute

Post deletion in 3...2...1...

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

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08 May 2011 at 09:49 - 2030

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedarkmarine

oh look, a mod trying to be cute

I believe you didn't play Portal 2.

Verene

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jan 2009

[SOTA]

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08 May 2011 at 15:47 - 2031

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

I believe you didn't play Portal 2.

Snograt's post was ripped off of a quote from the first Portal, actually.

GlaDOS: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice]
GlaDOS: "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!

Snograt

rattus rattus

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London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

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08 May 2011 at 16:09 - 2032

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horus Moonlight

Post deletion in 3...2...1...

Naw, this is a thread about the stupidest things you've heard, after all. It can stay.

And yes, Verene - Portal 1. I've been playing Portal 2 to death this week, but it was that quote that sprang to mind

Essence Snow

Unbridled Enthusiasm!

Join Date: Nov 2009

EST

DPR

08 May 2011 at 18:32 - 2033

Rick Astley fans evidently

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

08 May 2011 at 21:54 - 2034

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abedeus

I believe you didn't play Portal 2.

i believe you didn't play portal

zan the healer

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2010

Mo/

08 May 2011 at 23:07 - 2035

ive heard a lot of stupid things over the years

the thing that really took the cake was

"if discord cant do it nothing can"

Widowmaker

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2008

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08 May 2011 at 23:53 - 2036

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verene

Snograt's post was ripped off of a quote from the first Portal, actually.

GlaDOS: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice]
GlaDOS: "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!

Which is in turn most likely a nod to Austin Powers and Scott Evil's story about Sweet Jay.

Abedeus

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Jan 2007

Niflheim

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09 May 2011 at 07:38 - 2037

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verene

Snograt's post was ripped off of a quote from the first Portal, actually.

GlaDOS: Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice]
GlaDOS: "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!

Really? I wasn't sure. Didn't Weasley say something similar? You know, after You Know What Happened?

Zebideedee

Jungle Guide

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N/Me

09 May 2011 at 14:46 - 2038

Voodoo Rage

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2008

Sacramento, CA

Geezers

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09 May 2011 at 15:03 - 2039

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebideedee

I remember when I first started, I was buying a set of armor in Ascalon and was short a bolt of cloth and didn't want to have the 9 left over if I bought from the trader:

WTB 1 bolt of cloth

thedarkmarine

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

09 May 2011 at 15:21 - 2040

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zebideedee

Oh great, now we're picking fun of new players?