What's The Stupidest Thing You've Heard While Playing Guild Wars?

That is so awesome. I can see a character as a warrior running around with a spiked club with that exact name and title.

I bought 5 +50hp runes and didn't understand why it didn't give me +250hp...

A while back a guy would spam "GUILDS GODS IS QUITTING, GIVING AWAY FREE ECTO PM HIM!" In all sorts of places. It got to the point where people would know me as "that quitting guy" for a period of time. It finaly stopped when he pmed me one day and told me that if I gave him 10k he'd stop. So I payed him and he stopped. This was going on for like a mounth, so this guy thinks a mounths work = 10k.

Harassment much? I think that might be a no-no in the ToS.

Pfft. You shoulda just left it on for laughs That or turn him in to Anet

this guy in DOA could not read good or something,
i wanted to buy 5 margonite gems so i could buy an armbrace.
spended like 20 mins on this guy.
this is what happened lol
green = me
blue = him

^ Frickin hilarious.

I can feel your frustration there Jamie, albeit through laughter.

"Guild Wars is a PvP game."

What's even funnier is that some dumb-ass probably went to lemonparty after seeing this.

Pretty much was until Anet realized catering to pvers would make them more money. Hell, to ascend you pretty much had to understand HA mechanics to some degree since the proph desert missions seemed to be aimed at getting you to understand shit like relic running, timekilling, and protecting your ghost while he capped the altar.

this coming from a nearby TV while playing GW

I wonder what was going through that guy's(or gal) head...

While I was just in LA after doing the battle for la quest.

quote from a random gold trim person who was trying way to hard to troll
"Did u guys know that 9/11 and the holocaust never happened it was all set up by the us gov"

Was there at the time, saw that and ignored it

"Tell First Watch Sergio to open the gate."

Considering we won the battle, even though we had much fewer and weaker soldiers, not to mention Salma had already mentioned that the Mursaat would mindlesly send in their groups one at a time... I'd say it was a good idea

Sometimes opening the gate and leading the enemy through a city spiked with traps, to seperate them, wound them and kill them effortlessly from above is much better than being in a siege and can cost less lives.

This happen to me, (similar dialogue exchange too) except I was the seller (trying to sell Diessa Chalices) and him the buyer. English wasn't his first language, so I kept on repeating over and over again the price I wanted per DC. I finally gave up and told him to forget it then rezoned out. About 15 minutes later I get a whisper (in broken English) asking where I'd went -- I'd put him on my ignore list.

Lol The lemonparty guy... He is better in person. Honest.

"balance in PvP = balance in PvE"
that was the most stupidest thing I have ever heard.