The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

We all know that Guild Wars players, though mostly a well adjusted group of nice guys and a bunch of ten year olds, can be complete jerks sometimes. So, as a sequel to my n00b thread (its buried in here somewhere), I ask the community to post their conversations with jerks, because its usually quite funny. Here's one to get us started:

Doomlord: WTB Malign Hammer, pm me
Jerk: i can get that hammer from a guildmate for 10k, but i need u to pay me 10 up front
Doomlord: i'm not paying until i see the hammer, it could be a scam
Jerk: OMG im just trying to help noobs out which u obviously are
Doomlord: whats ur guildmates name, ill pm him and maybe we can get this worked out
Jerk: noobcake u suck i have 15k armor
Player Jerk is ignoring you.

Now this is especially funny because (1) I actually had 15k armor, (2) he didn't, and (3) he starts flaming me on the local chat once he puts me on ignore.

LoL
Biggest Jerk ive seen and still acts he knows me

some elder dude

never met a bigger jerk than myself!

My first play through the game, during one of the Kryta missions, things were going great.

Then one member of the group (I think it was a Warrior something) started asking "Who knows bonus???". Nobody answered. Oh well, I figure, big deal.

Evidently, he and I were not in the same mindset. He asked again, and I said "I don't think anyone does"... and then he lost it.

"YOU FAGGOTS I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO GET A MISSION + BONUS FIRST TRY. YOU'VE RUINED THIS GAME FOR ME!!!"

LOL!

I probably would have said the same. Then stabbed you in the face over the internet if you took me seriously.

It would've been funny if he hadn't kept ranting at us for, like, five minutes.

I thought he was joking at first, too... and then he didn't stop. We tried to reason with him and he didn't listen and kept screaming profanities. Cue us running into the nearest mob of Tengu, catching aggro, and all dying for him.

I've got one. I say in open chat in War Camp

"Looking for active english pvp-oriented guild to do tombs and GvG with. Any offers...?" (having just left my american guild as they were always online in the middle of the night, for me)

I get a reply:

"Yeah, our guild likes to PvP. We're really active and friendly"

So i ask

"How many people online now?"

Just as an indicator of whether there were likely to be people online at times i play,

Reply:

"Just me. There's not many of us at the moment, but we're growing".

So i say "Oh. Well, i was just asking to see be sure there were people on in the GMT evenings, when i play"

Reply: "Does that matter so much to you?"

Me: "Yes. That's why i specified an "active" guild"

Reply: "OMG go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself, you wanker. Jesus, i get this same shit all the time, don't know why i bother talking to people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself"

Me: "WTF?? I specified active, and you reply saying you are when there's actually no-one online"

Reply: "You poncy twat, i don't give a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO what you specified"

Me: " "Get this all the time", do you? People actually not rushing to join your guild when you say there's no-one online and start swearing at them. Hmmmm"

More swearing in return.

EDIT: hmmmm, doesn't quite work with the swearwords turned into GO RED ENGINE, does it? Oh well

i aim to be a jerk ingame

So is it your aim to be a pain in the rear on the forums?

The biggest jerk so far has been a player at droknar's forge who sent insulting whispers because he/she didn't like my armor and how I dyed it. This player ran circles around my character for couple minutes with his platemail. I was wearing 15k gladiator dyed with 3 x silver + dye remover combo. No other player has ever done same or usually told me what he/she thinks about my armor.

I still thought 15k glad with the 3 silver + dye remover looked too yellow...

I'm the biggest counterjerk. If I find a jerk I'm a jerk right back.

Which solves everything.

Oh, but it does. Well, I'm not really a counterjerk but I can pretty much counter anything a jerk says. Comebacks ftw.

Hey, at least I'm nice to nice people.

For the biggest jerk I've ever met:
Competition Arenas, me and a level 16 and 18 and 19 (WTF...random teams my ass) completely stomp one group. We laugh and say gg cus they were all 20's. This loser noobcake goes "STFU I WIN HALLS EVERYDAY NOOBS"

I meet lots of jerks.
Wars who call me a n00b because i run a little in Pvp arena.(Their fault because they have no speed skills, crippling or knock-down.) etc.

Sometimes i can be a jerk.When i was trying to cap Harn coldstone's Obsidian flesh, i aggro'd 32234346 flesh golem so we wouldnt have to chase him or look for him later. Then we all died and they went back to camp and kicked me. I used henchies and it was much easier and quicker.

Biggest jerk I've met was just some guy annoying everyone in LA with the typical go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself messages etc.

Edit: Sorry if anyone saw what I typed just now I was just trying it out, I don't think anyone noticed......

Uh mostly the typical mending warrior who thinks he can rush in a die and blame it on the monks then leave. But that is more of the common jerk ingame.

That's not a jerk. Those belong to the group called idiots. More commonly referred to as "noobs".

I was in ToA dist 2 looking for a group to do Villainy of Galrath. I got a whisper from an ele so I invited him. I didn't find anyone else doing the quest, so I told him to meet in dist 1, which we did. We join up w/ another group, we look for a monk for awhile, couldn't find one, so we just grabbed Alesia and left. Now even before we left he started whining (OMG! lvl 16s?!?!? WTF?), and during the first fight it continued. He started complaining that we only had one tank, and our only healer was a hench, and we were all a bunch of noobs and were going to fail miserably. Then he left, thank goodness. And the rest of us finished the quest

the biggest jerk was a W/Mo that blamed our team's loss on me (in the yak's arena). i was level 9, so i guess that accusation had some merit, but he really didn't have to cuss me out over it.