The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

We all know that Guild Wars players, though mostly a well adjusted group of nice guys and a bunch of ten year olds, can be complete jerks sometimes. So, as a sequel to my n00b thread (its buried in here somewhere), I ask the community to post their conversations with jerks, because its usually quite funny. Here's one to get us started:

Doomlord: WTB Malign Hammer, pm me
Jerk: i can get that hammer from a guildmate for 10k, but i need u to pay me 10 up front
Doomlord: i'm not paying until i see the hammer, it could be a scam
Jerk: OMG im just trying to help noobs out which u obviously are
Doomlord: whats ur guildmates name, ill pm him and maybe we can get this worked out
Jerk: noobcake u suck i have 15k armor
Player Jerk is ignoring you.

Now this is especially funny because (1) I actually had 15k armor, (2) he didn't, and (3) he starts flaming me on the local chat once he puts me on ignore.

LoL
Biggest Jerk ive seen and still acts he knows me

some elder dude

never met a bigger jerk than myself!

My first play through the game, during one of the Kryta missions, things were going great.

Then one member of the group (I think it was a Warrior something) started asking "Who knows bonus???". Nobody answered. Oh well, I figure, big deal.

Evidently, he and I were not in the same mindset. He asked again, and I said "I don't think anyone does"... and then he lost it.

"YOU FAGGOTS I HAVE NEVER FAILED TO GET A MISSION + BONUS FIRST TRY. YOU'VE RUINED THIS GAME FOR ME!!!"

LOL!

I probably would have said the same. Then stabbed you in the face over the internet if you took me seriously.

It would've been funny if he hadn't kept ranting at us for, like, five minutes.

I thought he was joking at first, too... and then he didn't stop. We tried to reason with him and he didn't listen and kept screaming profanities. Cue us running into the nearest mob of Tengu, catching aggro, and all dying for him.

I've got one. I say in open chat in War Camp

"Looking for active english pvp-oriented guild to do tombs and GvG with. Any offers...?" (having just left my american guild as they were always online in the middle of the night, for me)

I get a reply:

"Yeah, our guild likes to PvP. We're really active and friendly"

So i ask

"How many people online now?"

Just as an indicator of whether there were likely to be people online at times i play,

Reply:

"Just me. There's not many of us at the moment, but we're growing".

So i say "Oh. Well, i was just asking to see be sure there were people on in the GMT evenings, when i play"

Reply: "Does that matter so much to you?"

Me: "Yes. That's why i specified an "active" guild"

Reply: "OMG go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself, you wanker. Jesus, i get this same shit all the time, don't know why i bother talking to people. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself"

Me: "WTF?? I specified active, and you reply saying you are when there's actually no-one online"

Reply: "You poncy twat, i don't give a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO what you specified"

Me: " "Get this all the time", do you? People actually not rushing to join your guild when you say there's no-one online and start swearing at them. Hmmmm"

More swearing in return.

EDIT: hmmmm, doesn't quite work with the swearwords turned into GO RED ENGINE, does it? Oh well

i aim to be a jerk ingame

So is it your aim to be a pain in the rear on the forums?

The biggest jerk so far has been a player at droknar's forge who sent insulting whispers because he/she didn't like my armor and how I dyed it. This player ran circles around my character for couple minutes with his platemail. I was wearing 15k gladiator dyed with 3 x silver + dye remover combo. No other player has ever done same or usually told me what he/she thinks about my armor.

I still thought 15k glad with the 3 silver + dye remover looked too yellow...

I'm the biggest counterjerk. If I find a jerk I'm a jerk right back.

Which solves everything.

Oh, but it does. Well, I'm not really a counterjerk but I can pretty much counter anything a jerk says. Comebacks ftw.

Hey, at least I'm nice to nice people.

For the biggest jerk I've ever met:
Competition Arenas, me and a level 16 and 18 and 19 (WTF...random teams my ass) completely stomp one group. We laugh and say gg cus they were all 20's. This loser noobcake goes "STFU I WIN HALLS EVERYDAY NOOBS"

I meet lots of jerks.
Wars who call me a n00b because i run a little in Pvp arena.(Their fault because they have no speed skills, crippling or knock-down.) etc.

Sometimes i can be a jerk.When i was trying to cap Harn coldstone's Obsidian flesh, i aggro'd 32234346 flesh golem so we wouldnt have to chase him or look for him later. Then we all died and they went back to camp and kicked me. I used henchies and it was much easier and quicker.

Biggest jerk I've met was just some guy annoying everyone in LA with the typical go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO yourself messages etc.

Edit: Sorry if anyone saw what I typed just now I was just trying it out, I don't think anyone noticed......

Uh mostly the typical mending warrior who thinks he can rush in a die and blame it on the monks then leave. But that is more of the common jerk ingame.

That's not a jerk. Those belong to the group called idiots. More commonly referred to as "noobs".

I was in ToA dist 2 looking for a group to do Villainy of Galrath. I got a whisper from an ele so I invited him. I didn't find anyone else doing the quest, so I told him to meet in dist 1, which we did. We join up w/ another group, we look for a monk for awhile, couldn't find one, so we just grabbed Alesia and left. Now even before we left he started whining (OMG! lvl 16s?!?!? WTF?), and during the first fight it continued. He started complaining that we only had one tank, and our only healer was a hench, and we were all a bunch of noobs and were going to fail miserably. Then he left, thank goodness. And the rest of us finished the quest

the biggest jerk was a W/Mo that blamed our team's loss on me (in the yak's arena). i was level 9, so i guess that accusation had some merit, but he really didn't have to cuss me out over it.

I generally avoid PvP like the plague because I dislike fotm crap where alot of things have to be robotic and you have to fight a certain way, with a certain build, or you get owned....and people in PvP can be the biggest assholes ever. Plus I learned from the little PvP I did in SWG that having some cheapo lameass kill you and then go "Lolz u got pwned newb homo" makes me seriously wish homicide was legal.

But anyways, one day I said, to hell with it, and so I went into the D'Alessio seaboard arena (which you curiously enter from LA). I was level 16 at the time, which I thought was reasonable for the area (I didn't know how fubar pve arenas were) and I ended up getting into a group with ALL level 20's. Did about 10 fights, won like 6 out of the 10, and figured "cool, I'll come back when I'm lv 20, this isn't so bad".

So I came back at level 20 and the Arena, and on my first fight, we lose, and I hear this:

Jerk: Wtf you suck noob, get the hell outta here and stop screwing us up.

Me: Uhh, this is LITERALLY the 11th time I have pvped in my LIFE on any game, sorry if I'm not up to snuff.

Jerk: Then go start a pve character and learn how to play, stop noobin it up and ruining it for us.

Me: This is a pvp character..................I didn't know pve arenas made me fight pvp people.

Jerk: Whatever noobcake, stay out of the arena and learn how to play.

And thus I made the decision to never touch pvp ever again.

The biggest jerk I've ever met: A male necro in green FoW armor... can't remember the name, but he was attempting to form a UW group. I asked if he could use a necro/mesmer in his party, to which he replied "ROLFLMGDAO look at me!" - you can figure out the acronym. Either way I replied "You wasted all that gold on that armor? It looks HORRID!" He then sat down and proceeded to continue recruiting with the announcement "Forming elite UW group. Don't even message me if you don't know what a banished dream rider is."

Needless to say, that's when I decided that Necro FoW armor wasn't worth pursuing. I don't think I've ever met anyone else so full of themselves in GW. I'm glad my riches lie out here, in the real world, as opposed to in-game, while its player rots in front of a PC...

Me: WTB SIGIL
Jerk: I got one, 30k
Me: ok
Jerk: ----insert "Family Sigil"
Me whisper to friend-: What is the sigil that is for guild halls?
Friend: Celestial sigil, there is no other sigil.
Me: er

To jerk
Me: yeah thats a scam.
Jerk: you knew?
Me: don't go trying to scam people, thats just low.
Jerk: "Go red engine your self!
Me: sure thing my reported friend-Ignore

lol ollj for once i can actually relate to what your saying

Sitting IDLE in droks and I see this.

Player "HEY HURRY I NEED TO KNEW HAW TO GIT TO GROODOO!"
I return to my computer and respond "Uh, you have too either go up and get to copperhammer mines first, or just finnish two missions from here and go straight south at tunderhead"
Player "HEY FOOKER(Yes he said FOOKER just like that) I HAEVT SEEEN CPPERHAMER!"
Me "Its just north"
Player "CAN U TAKE M THER?!!"
Me "No, I am about to help a guildie through some early missions"
Player "FRGET THE GULDEY FOOKER!"
Me "The guild comes first"
Player "KNO ANYNE WHO RUN ME UP NORT! FOOKER!?!!!"
Player (2 secs later) "ANSER ME FOOKER!"
Me "Ah, no patience, no answer"
Player "YOU FOOKER! ANSWERR FOOKER!"
Me "Ok, I'll answer.. the answer is no."
Player "FOOKER!"
Me "Hey man its not my fault"
Player "WHT MAKES U THINK I BOY?"
Player "NVER CALL PERSON BOY IF U NOT KNOW!"
Me "Yes maam"
Player "NEVER CALL BOY MAAM! FOOKER!"
Me (public chat) "What does "it" want from me?"
Me "Oh, and dont call me "fooker" I never "fooked" anyone"
Player "FOOKER FOOKER FOOKER!! !!!!!"
Me "First day I ever had to add 2 people to my ignore list"
Player "DONT INORE ME FOOKER!"
IGNORED!
Player (public chat) "RAMOND VARIS IS SELLING SIGIL FR 12k!"
(He forgot the Y in my name so I got no messages at all, even if there was someone else stupid in the district)


Seriously, I should write a book "The best way to use swear words"

I'm sorry, but if you quit pvp because of one jerk, I would have to say you have a very weak will.

I was in a group doing Villinary of Galrath. 2 of the guys, one a monk and one a warrior are in the same guild. Somehow, an arguement starts right by the tower (ie the end of the quest). They intentionally stops healing and fighting and charge forward and draw in huge aggros to hit us and they both die. I also die because I'm a elementalist who had been using that one warrior to protect me. When he stoped, I was a spellcaster quickly aggroed with 15 guys. They say something to the effect off "See without us your whole team dies." They then promptly quit. Other monk reses me and five minutes later we beat the mission.

I met one warrior yesterday in arena.

He packed survival and running skills solely. No attack skills whatsoever. He waited out until all his teamates died and started running.

What kinda of person has this kinda sick way of playing the game..taking joy out of wasting people's time. Hope he grows up somehow..

I got one.

I just had a guy call me a "fashion faggot that needs real gear" becuase I brought an eternal shield to random arena.

every last asshat clown who brings droks/elites to the noob (ascalon,shiverpeak) arenas, has had the same things to say when I make it clear how heterosexually challenged I think it is to do such things.

"youre just jealous because you cant" (as if they know me, and the fact that I've been around forever and can afford pretty much anything)

"youre just jealous cause i'm a better player" (yes, with a completely uneven playing field YOU ROCK)

"Well, anet doesnt stop me from doing it, so it cant be wrong". (yes because what you CAN do is whats right.)

"everyone else is doing it" (yes, and if everyone else was walking around with a sign on thier face that read; "insert penis here" you'd do it to)

"geez its just a game" (which to me is odd, because of how far out of thier way they went to ensure they won that "just a game".)


biggest jerks in the game hands down, pvp clowns.

heh i've had plenty of 'jerk' stories (do a search for 'em :P) but my recent one was on the first day back after a few months of not playing.

Me and my bf decide to continue the story, and we get together to do the infusion mission. Two friends of ours join, and we pick up a group of 4 other random people. Before we go, we mention that we need infusing, and are we going to run it or fight it? Group decides on running. At this point, please note my bf is the party leader and when advertising we stated we needed infusing.

So we head out. An Ele that we'd picked up then, instead of taking a side turn, runs straight for a group and aggros them right at us. Fair enough we think, we'll try to take them out. Except theres a couple of mursaat, so down we go, our 2 friends and the 4 pickups. Back to outpost.

We get back to town. One pick up player: Bah this sucks (3 of them leave). The other one, the ele (who might i add, I'd been wary of anyway, since her last name was "Biatch"... yeah, shows a mature player... hmmm) then told us:

"You're not infused, leave the group, we're doing the bonus *much swearing*".
Boyfriend: "Well its our group, so YOU leave" *player kicked*

Gotta love when people tell you to leave your OWN party that THEY joined.

biggest jerk i've ever met was a wammo in fow.

team: stop aggroing everything ffs!

jerk: it wasn't me nubs, its the monk that sucks

team: :|

me: dude, just stop aggroing everything

jerk: you suck i have 15k armor and chaos axe nub.

*jerk runs off to aggro more skellies while the monk is ressing the rest of the team*

^^ lol.

Anyhoo, the biggest jerk I ever met was named Frost X. A monk.
This was wayyyyyyyyyyy back when Bond wasn't nerfed and
seed wasn't utter crap and I actually went into UW with other people.
Before we went in we designated who was healing and who was protecting.
I was designated healer, since I had everything in that skill branch unlocked, and he was protector.

Before the entrance he told me to read him my skills bar.

'H party, WoH, Dwayna's Kiss, Orison, Seed, H Area, Restore Life, Rebirth'

Ass: Taht sucks. Heel party is teh wurst monk skill tehre is. 15 mana, is shit.
Me: Yeah, 15 mana to heal everyone in party for 84 points. I agree, total
crap.
Ass: Well if u no tehn why r u taking?
Me: Wow, sarcasam is wasted on you.
Ass: STFU.
Me: Whatever, I heal how I choose and you protect.
Ass: Ditch rebirth and take protective bond.
Me: Isn't that a protection spell?
Ass: Ys.
Me: Then why don't you take it?
Ass: I am just stfu and take it.
(Group getting impatient to leave)
Me: Fine, whatever. *Takes Bond*
(Arrival in UW)
Ass: k now bond both warrs and me.
Me: Why am I bonding you?
Ass: Bcuz I said so.
Me: ....*Bonds W's*
Ass: Bond me bnd me bnd me bnd me X 30
Me: Whatever. *Bonds*
Ass: Good now I'll aggro.
(Moron pulls 5 ataxes to meatshields)
(My energy drops to 0 almost instantly due to 3 bonds)
(W's, Nukers, Self dies)
Ass: Wtf u r supposd 2 be bonding
Me: Im a healer. I don't have any protection points
Ass: u shuld, u have bond.
Me: (Getting pissed by this point) AS DO YOU.
Ass: I need teh energy for smiting.
Me: AND I NEED ENERGY TO KEEP YOUR (series of expletives deleted)
BUTTS ALIVE!!!
Ass: w/e u just fail at mnk
(Ass rez's party)
Me: I'll heal this time, YOU bond them.
Ass: i cnt
Me: Why.
Ass: I dndt brng it.
Me: You told me you did.
Ass: stfu noob.
(Party getting pissed at monks)
Ass: She strtd it
Me: And I'm going to finish it too. You guys enjoy this retard.
(Maps back to ToA)
(Whispers from party about how I shouldn't have left)
Ass: lol u nub
Me: Laugh it up, next grouping you aggro they're gonna see it was
you who got everyone killed.
Ass: wtfevr nub i lvd u all died
Me: We'll see how that works out a second time then.
(About 4 minutes later they were all back in ToA)
(And re-invited me)
(Chuckled and changed districts)

~Fin~

Ahh rofl, if you only knew me you'd not say I had a weak will. In fact I have never really had a taste for pvp, my encounter made me realize that I really don't like it, AND there are assholes. If that means I have a weak will so be it then.

This thread is about the biggest jerk IN THE GAME. The point isn't to be one here.

Oh, right, ingame asshole... Hmm. The biggest is probably the wammo who ran up to my female monk while she was sitting on the ground selecting skills, /sit on her, and started messaging about how "i shit on u".

Although that may be being more 'retarded' than 'asshole'.

I remember a guy spamming in a district. By his inflection he seemed to have gotten lost and wandered there from a Counterstrike server.

whell let me see the biggest one ever whas in FoW

me: hey whe take it slow easy dont make anny sudden moves the shadow beasts dont like it
W/Mo yerk: ok dont listen to that faggot follow my orders
yust a random team member: no Crusader is our leader he has done it before.
W/Mo yerk: no you follow my orders.
*W/Mo yerk runs off agroing the whole motherRED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing shadow army gets back talks to rastigan and whe barely survived, the yerk died though*
Monky: OMG whe survived *casts unyielding aura on yerk*
me: ok keep going whe survived and rastigan is still alive o.0.
W/Mo yerk: yeah lets keep going i have 2 shards here and i dont whant to lose em.
me: yeah dont lose or il get them
(group laughter)
*whe saved rastigans ass completed the first mission and whe go further and further into hostile grounds*
W/Mo yerk: ok follow me or you whill all die
me: no whe wont you know what happened first time.
W/Mo yerk: STFU AND FOLLOW ME
*yup he agroes all the skeletons this time and whe managed to retreat*
me whisper to unyielding aura monk: ok stop the enchantment when i say ok or when he takes the lead again.
Monky: ok boss
W/Mo yerk: comeon lets go
*he agroes everything again i say OK and he dies because whe canceled unyielding aura ^^*
W/Mo yerk: WTF RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOERS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING IL LEAVE YOU KNOW
me: yeah and whe can do without you.
W/Mo yerk has left the game.


whell atleast he got what he deserved i got 5 shards from the run a good chaos axe and more shit .

Personally, I can't stand leeches.

If I see one solitary green dot at the rez point I usually announce, "Sry folks, I can't stand leeches. If that guy is leeching back there I'm quitting and starting over. Y'all are welcome to join up in district 1. If he doesn't show up in 30 seconds I'm outta here."

It's a good threat since I'm usually the monk of the group. Half the time the guy "miraculously" comes back and says, "sry I had to get something." (yeah, right)

I'll have to disagree with you. The biggest jerks in the game are the ones who call anyone who disagrees with them noob or gay or starts insulting someone's mother. Sexuality and our mothers have nothing to do with anything and need to be left out of your insults.

I hate leeches too, had one in THK once who only came to an area after we were done to pick up his drops. But you should know that it takes some people time to load an area and you may think they are leeching, they are really just trying to get there.