The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

We had 8 people on an infusion run and three people dropped out. So the five of us were entering the cave and the monk died. I was the only warrior left so he started stringing a series of abuses at me for "letting" him die. I reminded him that he would have been fine if the other three people had not left. Also, the other two secondary Monks had not bothered to bring rez, so he might have also been fine in that case too. Furthermore, it was the night of the anti-fire nuker patch where the monsters started running like mad, so we were all getting used to the new behavior. But he kept railing on me that it was all my fault that he died. He kept saying that we would fail infusion without a monk, but we made it. He kept cursing me for letting him die the whole way. Even worse he got the other players to join in blaming me. He kept wispering me for some time to taunt me, so I had to put him on ignore.

The key to enjoying this game, just like Xbox live, is a good friend's list/guild.

This thread is a catharsis.

Random Arena. Playing my E/N, using Spiteful Spirit, hexing, cursing, degenning. Good fun.

Anyway, we get into the first match. On my team is a warrior, a true necro, and another ele.

I recognized a name that joined on the other team, and acknowledged him in public chat as having played with him before. He acknowledged me back, I love being friendly.

Warrior Onourteam: shut up

Nice. Nice beginning. In local chat too.

Anyway, for the lack of anyone else doing so, I call a target. As far as I can tell, at least 3 of us are on that target and kill it. Warrior Onourteam dies. One of us rezes her. We keep going, Warrior Onourteam dies again, apparently at the hands of an air spiker. She begins.

Warrior Onourteam: get the ele

Eventually we do get the ele, and go on to win.

Warrior Onourteam: you noobs ruined the flawless coz u didn’t get that ele
Me: please call your targets then (she never once called a target)

What is she complaining about? We won, didn't we?

The next screen loads, lava map.

Me: do you know how to call targets, Warrior? (no response)
Me: ctrl + click to call target (no response)

Warrior Onourteam: I'm attacking Monk Ontheirteam!
(x 10 - I created a monster)
Necro Onourteam: Monk Ontheirtream is using Spell Breaker!
(x 3)
Warrior Onourteam: I'm attacking Monk Ontheirteam!
(x 10)

Well, I'm sure not gonna waste all my beautiful cursing on a monk with SB on, am I? I proceed to attack the ele or whatever else they had.

Warrior Onourteam continues to spam-spam-spam she is attacking Monk, and when I feel that SB may have worn off, I go for it. Toward the end, Necro Onourteam announces the use of SB again by the monk, and I turn attention to someone else.

Warrior Onourteam: u f***in noobs
Me: monk is using spell breaker
Me: can't do anything to her
Necro Onourteam: i know I told you
Me: I'm telling Warrior
Warrior Onourteam: u aren’t telling me s**t
Warrior Onourteam: I'm attacking Monk Ontheirteam!
(x 20)
Warrior Onourteam: FIGHT
Warrior Onourteam: noobs
Me: omg

Of course we lose, but it was very close. We would not have gotten any kills at all if the rest of us spellcasters had simply been wanding the monk the whole time.

[in the after-fight whisper to Warrior--here's where I turn into the biggest jerk]
Me: wow you are the noob - had to teach you how to call targets
Me: you probably don't know what spell breaker is

the biggest jerks in guild wars are the effing rip off artist.

i had an encounter w/ one of those once. i had just got 2 shards and someone offered to by them for 8k. so i opened the trade window. i put up my shards and they put up there 8k. i hit accept and then the person i was trading w/ modified there offer. can u guess what they did? they modified it to 8 GOLD. i guess they were hoping i wouldnt notice since it was late. needless to say i noticed canceld and ya REPORT!

i hate people like that if u do that u are a bastard. dont rip off people its just not cool.

Sofonisba, great Jerk-story. I feel compelled to add that I find it highly unlikely that she really was a 'she', though.

Another Jerk in GW ...

Me: Accepting offers for a Rare Chaos Axe.....
I started getting pm's from everyone then this guy (legit buyer) reached my reserve @ 130k. I told that guy that I will let him know if he gets outbidded. Then jerk#1 pm'd me an offer of 130k + 2 Ectos, also one of his friend (jerk#2) from his gay guild started submitting offers as well. Well, w/o me knowing that they were on the same guild, I kept accepting their offers. Jerk#1 and Jerk#2 drove the other legit buyer away by increasing and increasing their bids againts each other. Jerk #2 was the highest bidder but after I said "ok" with what he offered, he then said that he doesn't want it anymore and refuses to pay and withdrew his bid. So, I said ok np...I know that it happens sometimes. NOW, I pm'd jerk#1 and told him that jerk#2 bailed on me and so I asked him if his still willing to buy it for that previous offer that he made. He said yes. Then after 45mins of dealing with this fag, he said "I withdraw my bid" ooo that just pissed me off! This jerk literally wasted a lot of my time and made me loose 1 legit buyer! I didn't wanna b--ch at him yet cause I noticed that he was in a respectable Guild. So, I pm'd one of his guild mate telling him that some of their boys are f---ing around with me. I told him their names and he said, "idk man, they're not in my guild." It turns out that these a--holes (jerk#1 and #2) are trying to copy this respectable guild. Even their capes!

This is Jerk is here in Guru as well, so if your reading this.....F--- YOU!

I met this paladin#`s Parts in deldrimor War camp.
(no this is not the joke yet)

At fitrst i was happy he invited another ranger.
Then i say he wasnt one of the classic "i cast mending only on myself no mater how often it gets shattered" palanoobs.

This one was worse:
1st enchantment: Vital Blessing (max 168 more hp)
2nd enchantment: Protective Bond (at least -4 energy less per hit)

I left really fast and explained the ranger that his is the most stupid warrior ever, not only using protective bond on self but also comboining it with vital blessing on self!

Something I just remembered while reading these funny jerk stories. I believe it is Iron Mines of Moladune where you get the infusion yes? yes. Ok, now I get in a group, trying to do the mission. The leader asks if everyone is infused. I say no. I think it was only my shoes that weren't infused. He kicks me. I'm thinking...blarg. So I message the guy and say, "Hey, THIS IS where you get infused, you can invite me to the group." No response. Im just wondering, what is the big deal about being infused before that mission? I know the bonus deals with some Mursaat and those other dudes(name escapes me), but come on? You dont pick up the bonus till after infusion right? Just something that bothered me.

well true, however depending on the direction they go, if they happened to just run across the frozen stream and stay left instead of right, there have been mersaat there in your path.

mainly i think he was just being a jerk.

Hehe I was selling this Unid Sup Vigor in Droknars and a person wanted to buy it so we talked:

Me: *Showed him the Rune* Cool huh?

Noob: unidentify it!

Me: No people want it to unlock PVP with.

Noob: I am not making deals with noobs bb!

** Noob is ignoring you **

Noob (Whispering): "stfu noob, stfu noob" and so on.... about 20 times.


Hehe it was so funny :P

Here's a couple jerks I've encountered so far:


Jerk 1
Was in Pre-Searing at the time, just got to Ascalon City to sell things. Noticed someone was asking for help to do the Resurrection Signet quest. I carried on with selling my unwanted stuff. When I finished selling, the guy was still there asking for help. Since no one was helping him, I offered and we partyed up. I whispered a "Hi" and he didn't bother to reply, just went through the gate to outside. When he completed his quest, he just said "You can F*** Off now noob!" and ran off towards Ashford.


Jerk 2
Again, in Pre-Searing at Ascalon City. Guy comes up to me to trade.


JERK: I have item you'll want to buy.

I look at the item he was selling. It was a pretty neat bow but I had no need of it, so cancelled the trade.

ME: No thanks, I don't want it.
JERK: Yes you do.
ME: erm...No I don't. And I can't make good use of it anyway.
JERK: Why?
ME: Bow needs 3 Marksmanship to be effective and I'm a Me/Mo.
JERK: So add some points to Marksmanship then noob.
ME: I can't cos I don't have that profession, I'm a Mesmer Monk.
JERK: Just put points on Marksman on next level up.
ME: I can't cos I don't have Ranger profession.
JERK: Stupid noob! If you don't know how to play the game F*** Off!

I think he REALLY wanted me to buy that bow from him.


Since I'm still pretty new to the game, the "biggest jerk" title will have to wait for a later date.

Reading all of this posts....well, it seems to me that only noobs calls other players noobs...
Older and experienced players never do such things. Well, jerks in real life, frustrated, behave that way in the game also.

man i read this thread all a time in school and i love it , full of laughs an d all well carry on.......

this guy was selling an 20 fortitude axe mod for 10k, i told him it wasent worth that much just to save him the trouble standing there all day and this is how hw replied :S

lol i do the same thing got to love it

Story of person being a jerk to me:

Me: Runner for hire!
Them: Hey, how much to TOA?
Me: Heh, i'll take you there for tips.
Them: Great, I'm bringing a friend.
<i get invited>
Me: Running TOA tips!
<2 more people join our group which they accept since they are party leader>
<running along>
Me (thinking to myself): Wow, I've never had so many customers run alongside me so far into it.
Their Friend: How long will this take, and how much are these guys charging?
Me: These guys??
Them: Shouldn't take long, I've got 3 runners.
Me: WTF?!?
Them: You guys.
Me: Wait, so you're telling me that 3 out of the 5 people in our party are runners for you two dip----s?
Them: Yeah, what's the big deal?
<leave and ignore>


Story of me being a jerk to PieXags:

<Pie sitting in a nice tent in fisherman's haven enjoying the campfire>
Me (thinking to myself): Hmm...that's a nice tent.
<Me walking into the tent, stripping down, and dancing nekkid>
Pie: Ew, Shad, get out of here.
<Me switching to Ranger /drum emote which looks a lot like grinding>
Pie's friend: I'm scared...
Pie: On 3 we run...
<Pie and friend run out of the tent>
Me: Teh win!!
<Me sitting down and putting my clothes back on to enjoy the fire>
Pie: Dammit Shad! That's my house!

I guess I'm a jerk, but I try hard not to be. When idgits insult me, I insult back, that's the extent of my immaturity. Hopefully in time I'll start to use the ignore command before they ignore me, but that horizon doesn't look too bright Good luck to you all, Don't cross my path

There are no such thing as jerks on Guildwars! They are all cute kekeke! If you want to play games with me add me and then we can pay together!


C=('_'<) PUNCH!

(_o^_^)_o

this one happened today in pvp random arenas.

Jerk: man look at my sweet armor, im a pve, i bet you guys are pvp pre built nooblets.

Me: umm no im a pve to.

Jerk: no your a noob with gladiator armor!

Me: excuse me, this is 15k armor

Jerk: yeah right thats the ascalon kind(he was wearing the gold wyvern and a paladin noob fag)

Me: whatever, stay together.

Jerk: no noobcake (he dies)

Jerk: RES RES RES RES RES RES

( i res our monk )

Jerk: RES ME FAGGOT YOUP ARE TEH DUMBEST NOOB WARRIOR EVER!

[welcome to the ignore list faggot]

we lose, i start another up again, im playing him, he starts calling me noob and im calling himn for our target hes down from spiteful and mark of pain in nearly 5 seconds

The Good Things About Being Able To kick Someones ass next game lol.

then he starts saying in competition arena chat i scammed him, and watever, im sitting here laughing. to bad i lost my screens of his caht, watever tho.

So I'm streamrolling through the game with my monk (4th pve character after taking two months off). Have something like 60 hours played and every quest/bonus up to that points spanning over about 20 total deaths. I get into a random pug for Hell's Precipice and there're two wa/mo's (I advertise any more for groups with no more than two warriors, for obvious reasons). I grit my teeth and hope they aren't the stereotypical wa/mo (but is it still stereotypical when an honest 75% of the population fits the stereotype?).

This one guy is being RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOy & annoying, but I'm pretty much used to there being one of these in any pug (sometimes it's me, but I generally keep quiet unless provoked into sharing my opinions). We start the mission, this wa/mo is calling targets, we're doing fine. After the 2nd battle, he says "'ele's name', wtf aren't you hitting my target? FOLLOW MY TARGETS". She replies calmly that she has been. We do about two more fights (which go fine) and he says "I SAID FOLLOW MY TARGETS, THIS IS THE LAST WARNING". So we do one or two more fights, and he goes off again about nobody following his targets (though as far as I could tell everyone was) and stops calling and just starts charging into every fight he can find.

We're a solid enough group that we handle this alright, keep killing group after group until we get down to the basin where you have to start pulling. I plead with the other monk to just let him die at this point because it's obvious he's just being a prick (he's still bitching at people over team chat whilst charging into the fights). So we let him die and proceed to finish the bonus. Meanwhile our me/mo must've had team chat turned off or something and rezzes him, he tries to go pull a big horde of aggro on us but dies in the process. She rezzes him again with us all screaming at her and he goes and tries it again (and dies again).

So he sat there spamming various crap into team chat and drawing and clicking all over the mini map while we finished clearing out the basin and the portal guards (at least five minutes). He unfortunately gets rezzed at the Rurik cutscene, goes and pulls all of the sparks and rurik on us while we're fighting the hands/fists (survives this initially as well, unfortunately), but we survive and kill everything, and he dies again trying to pull the last group toward us as we're fighting rurik.

We kill rurik, he gets rezzed again, and fortunately there really isn't much else he could do to sabotage us, so he stands on the steps and dances while we fight (and easily beat) the liche. I've never met such a douchebag before in online gaming and hopefully never will again. It's funny though that he kept trying to get us killed, only failing miserably and dying every time.

Elix Cantero's story is an excellant reason why some sort of "kick party member" button should be implemented (with safeguards against abuse of course).

But Elix, why did your party put up with that? Rather than going through with the mission with that jerk, an option would have been just to restart the mission without him. This game is all about having fun (its a game, right?) and it must be more fun to restart with the group without him rather than continue with him.

Once it was obvious he was trying to sabotage the mission, you could have either all agreed to map back to the mission start and reform the group, or maybe better, let everyone die so the group gets returned to the mission start as a group, then kick the jerk.

Same thing happened to me as in Elix's story my second time doing hell's over again with my monk.

A friend monk of mine and I were doing it just for fun and whadya know, we get an idiot wammo..

So we get to the basin and he's aggroing everything, but we let him die, IT'S RIGHT BY THE LAVA!

So I have my friend breeze me, I run all the way in, rebirth this spamming, pulling like crazy warmo... and poof.

he explodes, both his body and his temper.

He flips out spamming and such and my party just can't get enough of it...

We eventually just went on and finished mission, slightly annoyed that this dead useless warmo would get credit for the win but...

Right as we get to the ****last enemy on mission****, he disconnects.

it was beautiful. thankyou always and forever, er7.

Last night, I joined a group that was headed for the forgemaster. I had my 120 ectos, 120 shards, etc. -- there was a lot of hydra blood on my hands -- and I was ready to finally buy my FOW armor. I already felt a little silly since I have explained to anyone who would listen since this game started that buying the armor was dumb. But I have almost everything else that I need (in game only, I am still eager for a Ferrari) so I changed my mind.

The group did OK and it was clear that we'd get our armor.

Then, toward the end, one of the monks begin to complain that the drops had been terrible for him. It seemed like normal chat the first few times. Then he started mentioning that he might leave because of his drops. We laughed it off.

Everyone had been clear - when the group formed, that members should not join if there was any chance that they'd have to leave. But, he began complaining in earnest after a while and it was clear that he really was leaving.

Then his hints turned into a request ... he would stay if he was paid off. The other warrior - and I don't blame her, I might have done the same thing - offered him a few shards and ectos.

I was steamed but kept quiet since - selfishly - I wanted my armor too.

Within moments after the payoff agreement the ghost died. I was heartsick on one hand, but also sort of pleased that the monk wouldn't get his bribe. My guess is that the other healer - the one who wasn't going to be paid - got hacked off and stopped healing.

I can live with leavers, they make me mad but it's just the way things are. But for someone to engage in extortion ... that seems really low.

NO! I FOUND A JERK! ... Well, not on Guildwars but on this forum... but I'm guessing if he's a jerky here then he is a jerky in Guildwars!

I was Just looking at his griffon farming build (zzz... I was being nice)



Nice Me: awww that's cute! How much dmg do you take per griffon hit?!

sharpe_116:wtf??? r u an idiot??? 5 damage.... or have u never heard of a 55 build...

****I found this mean because I've been playing as a monk farmer for a long time and I wasn't thinking that day so I said that!****

HE'S THE BIGGEST MEANY JERKY BECAUSE I AM THE NICEST COOLEST PERSON AND HE IS SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT ME!

P.S. I reported his post as a bad post to admin, so I hope he gets a message from admin asking him to come over so that the admin man can spank him

why are all the biggest jerk stories from PvE players in UW/FOW??

Because most of UW/FOW Farmers only care about gettin rich and don't care about other nice people!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane.

SO TRUE! I MAKE THEM ALL THE TIME OMG?

Every single one of you has been a jerk at some point in your life or in game:P

The fact of the matter is, that you wouldnt be a jerk if you knew you were being one. Think about it.

I tell them all that they are being jerks, yet they are still jerks, so....

Aww come on now. Some of us have managed to get through the game without being a jerk.

Hehe, I'm the one who appologises for tanking with a mesmer and admits to screwing up while monking.

Anyway, you guys are entertaining

I'd say the same, squabbling on about miscellaneous things hehe

Ok. Here is my Biggest jerk story and I hear it every single day i'm logged on. First, the explanation. I play an axe warrior named Big Blue Steel, my wife plays a sword/axe warrior named Little Blue Steel. You see where this is going, right? Invariably, some dipwad (usually in Tombs) pm's me with something like "She's gonna be mad you're ripping off her name!" (Speaking of LBS, of course.) My reply is usually something like "Ummm, you do know she's a he, right?" Which then leads to being cussed at yada, yada, yada. So, what's a fella to do? I'm not changing my name (I'm in the Air Force, get it? Big Blue Steel? Airplanes?) Maybe I should have named myself Big Blue Titanium, but it didn't have the same ring to it. Besides Big Blue has been around since the day GW came out albeit as a PvP Char. (I'll switch him to PvE soon, just gotta finish getting my Mes thru the game. 2 accounts, 4 Chars done, 1 almost and then Steel can fight his way thru. So, suggestions? Comments? Any new or better replies for these people who cannot mind there own beeswax? Should LBS and I fight it out for the right to the name? (Jk, although I am curious. Sword war against a TF/Poison Axe war? Hmmm. Bet that thread is already here somewhere. lol.) Anyway, just thought I would share my rant.-Steel

LOL I love it. My husband and I have similar things happen to us to. For example, the usual self absorbed warrior(not all of them I know) comes up to us and whispers to him how sexy his female monk is with her 15k wanderers armor. Its funny also when I get ticked from people drawing um..."stuff" on the minimap and they dont stop after being politely asked to do so, we both end up leaving. Sometimes it makes people behave once they realize that they will lose both their monks.

The biggest yerk i met kept saying that my 15k ascalon armor is for n00bs.
Its for Frikking PVE i dont care if its not that good i like it.

Well this guy wasn't really a jerk but it was kind of amusing and what he was doing was really jerk offish!

In presearing this guy stood in Foible's Fair for like 3 hours screaming WTB BLACK DYE FOR 1000GP

I was leveling my character using the ele mission bug so I was at it for a while and I got in a fight with him after about an hour of him doing this.... he called me a noob and showed me 2 black dyes....

I than returned at periods of about 15min each...each time checking in with him....by the end of the day he had 8 black dyes.... 8 scammed new peopl that will hate guild wars when they find out how much it is....

What a bastard!

Wow, theres alot of posts

Well, i'm a Warrior who uses Mending in PvP, and i'm good at what I do. Sometime si have good night sometimes i have bad nights.

One night, it was me, two guildies, and a random guy doing Team Arenas. If i remember he was a Mo/Me.

Me: *Slaps mending on before the round starts*
Jerk: "OMFG, u noob, don't put mending on urself."
Me: "I'll make you eat those words."

So then we won the round, and despite my intense dislike of the Monk/Mesmer whom i had to save repeatedly during the round, i decided to keep going. I never died once, although one of my guildmates died once and the Mo/Me died three or four times, AND i was the one to ressurect him and help him get to safety.

So after the match, i say to him:

Me: "Well we won, see, did you change your mind about W/Mo's who use Mending in PvP?"
Jerk: "ur right, i did change my mind."

Then the next round starts and the map loads in and i see:

Jerk: "I changed my mind about fighting with this n00b team."
Player Jerk has left the game.

So remember, if you get owned as a Tanker, don't blame it on the Monks, and if you own everybody else, then they can't complain about it anymore.

I am the biggest jerk I've met in the game

Wait until you come across my necro or mesmer in CA. Anybody running enchants is like free ~100 damage to them. I cream my pants when ever i see a Paladin running mending. Just to clear something up, monks are always targeted first in PvP. The reason he died so many times was because the warriors (ie you) did not do his job. When i play warrior i always protect my healer/casters as much as i can while doing as much damage to the other healer/casters.

ps. Am i now the biggest jerk in the game?

Straying slightly off topic, but when i play in random arenas, almost every group i join has this W/Mo with mending. Each time, i politely ask them 3 questions: How long have you been playing Guild Wars, why are you using mending, and did you know that mending is possibly the worst skill in the game?

For some reason, whenever i say that the rest of my team either "lols" or supports the mending user, so i guess ill be in one of these "biggest jerk" stories soon.

I still dont understand it however, they always say "I've played for quite a bit of time", "Mending seems really cool/nice/works well" and "umm ok" as the answers to the 3 questions. Ive given up really...