The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Either you dont play many PUG, or you can consider yourself quite lucky considering that was the biggest jerk you met, just an ordinary idiot..

it is a delight for me when i meet a complete jerk in Gw because it is funny to watch them pose and try and use l33t speak like " i pwnzoor all n00bs" and "your all F**King n00bs", as they run in to the fight a get slaughted and afterwards when the fight is over our party walks over there corspe/s.
also enougher thing that makes me laugh is the people who say no noob offers on trade chat. most of the time i whisp them and say "can i buy it i am a noob?" there recaction makes me laugh for hours.

My latest one was recently in a UW trip I was a monk with two other monks. Alarm bells starting ringing when i see the jerk of my story was a Mo/W. So in we go, no one talks to the NPC which is good, so we proced to kill the starting attaxs, and low and behold... who runs up with mending and balthazars spirit on....

Mr 55!

I shout to the rest of the party that we've picked up a Mo/W using 55 build, then after answering everyones questions on what the 55 build is they all then understand... including the warriors who knew what this guy was after... so... they get aggro as best they can meaning Mr 55 dies due to no energy and no one healing him. (He didn't have spell breaker or an inturrpt) Then comes the "Res me" from him.... to which i replied to everyone don't waste your res sig's.... Someone uses rebirth and he dies straight away so we all then starting laughing as we do the "passing the 55 monk" game for a bit! All the time Mr 55 is going "res me". So we leave him and carry on, all the time getting "res me" every 2 seconds.
Then, lo and behold i get an ecto drop! So, me being spitefull went up to the dead corpse of Mr 55 and proceded to drop it on his dead body and picking it up going "Huumm do you want that" "Smell that ecto goodness" and words to that effect.... Guess what he said....

Yep....
You know....

"STFU n00b" <Mr 55 has left the game>

Oh man, I feel for you... did it teach you to never give out your password even to friends though?

To be fair you were being an ass at the end. Not all 55 Mo's suck ya know..

Err no, this guy was just standing there doing nothing to help the rest of the team, even when we asked him to help out, that = Jerk in my book. He was obviously the type of rubbish 55 build that leeches off the rest of the team and tries to do them over so they can go farm smites easier.

Don't get me wrong, I know not all 55 monk suck, I use the 55 build myself solo with another monk or a necro. NOT when going in with a group of 8 people. So no, I wasn't bring an ass!

I have to agree with Rabid there. I doubt he was looking for a 55 monk, otherwise the story wouldn't be here, so the 55 monk weaseled his way into the group. I thought the story was quite amusing. Sure, dropping an ecto on his body is quite the ass-ish thing to do, but so is sneaking into a group not saying you're a 55 monk.

I recently started doing the Tombs and building up my fame (rank 1 now!).

I just hate it when people leave when you don't get a perfect 10% after killing the ghosts at the entrance.

One time we got an 8% morale boost and one monk says "you all suck" and leaves! So we go on to win one match with the healer hench.

Why do people do this? It takes long enough to form a team, then people leave because it isn't "perfect"! I just don't get it.

/rant off

Dwig

I always get stuck in pvp with guys that play Guild Wars too much and they do know what they are talking about. If you lose a match you would think its the end of the world, they go around cursing and calling people noobs (which makes them look pretty damn retarded IMO)

Once i was in CA, this "Godly" monk was on our team and we win about 4 rounds and he said "We pwn, we beat all the nubs here." So then we come up against a group we all die and he starts running away meanwhile calling us noobcakes and the tipicle "Leet Talk" trash and goes on and on.

Im just curious, does calling someone a noob supposed to make them feel bad and have you feel good? I dont get it its the most retarded thing ever...

People who use noob as an insult is really lame. When I see someone talk like that I tend to think its a middle or high school teenager since they use it a lot. They should come up with better, more witty, intelligent insults. xD And people who use noob a lot seem to take the game too seriously IMO.

NONO, dont think, cuz u = noob im 1337 haxx0r><
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Some people are trying to play on a proffesional level which they CANT handle, and if they lose it must be luck, because they think they are that good...
I've did many pro games, like ut2k4 and halo2 etc on a proffesional leven(Yes i went to WCG etc..). You will always have whiners..

People which i met on the internet calling me a noob cuz i had luck( gaving them some unscope headshots ), always trying to insult etc. Then i've met them in real live, on WCG tournaments etc, and the people which are insulting are mostly like below the age of 16, with some big babys even around the age of 33(yes i met those as well..)

In other words, dont care about people insulting, they just dont wanna see their own mistakes, cuz they are ''godlike''

Does calling someone retarded make you feel smarter? Please find another word other then "retarded". Having worked with retarded people I can tell you that none of them would act this way. These people you speak of are acting like asses.

Not really a subject for the forums, but what the hey!

Here in the UK we would have our dangly bits (non-gender specific bits of course) chopped off for using that word to describe someone with 'learning difficulties'. I thought the USA was as politically correct as us - maybe not.

No offence number one

Reading these has been fun. I am sooo glad I haven't run into anyone this bad, yet (I hope not at all).

I'm sorry if this doesn't belong here, but does anyone not hear "Noob""I'm gonna report you" anymore? The more I read these, the more this runs through my head:

"Ur a Noob" (I hear, "You're a Poopyhead!")
"I pwn u 1v1" (I hear, "My dad can beat up your dad!")
"OMG! U h4x0r!" (I hear, "You cheated!")
"Scammer" (I hear, "Liar, Liar, pants on fire!")
"I'm reporting you" (I hear, "I'm gonna tell!")
"ANet will ban you" (I hear, "You're gettin' a whoopin'")


Just my observation...

xD Great observation! lol

"You're a Poopyhead!" Might have to use that one day

Let us know what happens when you do.

What is it about the internet that makes us all turn into kindergarteners?

It could be that some people out there take online games too seriously. Everytime they lose, they just lash out on everyone and they should know its just a game. Its no big deal, they should just have fun with it and not be a jerk. =/

stfu ya noob!





*Moderators dont ban me please. Im just kidding around.

Potty Mouth!

In CA I ran into a warrior character (IGN slightly changed to avoid breaking forum rules on posting names without permission) with the name Poopy Poop Face. I know warriors should not be attacked first but -in this case - I made what I think is an understandable exception and killed him first.

the really sad part is that the kindergardeners act more mature than most of those people out there

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I think that's the funniest thing i've ever read on these forums ... oh wow, I literally fell right out of my chair and hurt myself, but I don't mind

*composes himself*

Mine to share: Not so much of a jerk, but really damn funny ... minding my own business in one of the Ascalon missions with a new toon (Ranik or Nolani, I think) and I see some low level person spinning around in circles (not running, but just spinning) ... the hilarity ensues:

Him: Everyone give me 100 gold and i'll stop spinning the world like this!
Me: Um, you're just spinning the world for yourself buddy ...
Him: Seriously, i'm not going to stop until you pay me, you can't trick me!
Me: Rofl ... nah keep doing it, we like it! Spin faster!

Just thought i'd share, was probably one of the dumbest things i've seen in a while ...

wow that guy is wierd

The biggest jerk I ever met, was in our guild. He was tending our website and decided that we would have a minimum activity limit. Before we could stop it, off one person left, our longest standing member, and he kicked 2 other, then a few others left. We kicked him, but not before we lost nearly half our guild.

I applaud this guy. It seems to me he was just jesting. Simply from the dialogue (in case you have quoted him exactly) it appears he was being a joker, entertaining everyone else by belittling himself. It is unfortunate that people are labeling him as "dumb" and "weird".

Some "small jerk" anecdotes to keep this thread going:

1) Warriors are sissies (at least most of the ones I meet): Was playing as monk helping a friend to get the Barrage cap from the Iron Mines mission last night. Joined a party which had 2 warriors in it. While waiting to start, Warrior #1 says we need to run this mission. As only monk in the group, I warned them all: you run, I leave. Warrior #1 says we need to run it. Others say it is an easy mission, we don't need to run it. Warrior #1 says again we need to run it. I say again I will leave if he runs. Warrior #1 says he will run anyway. So be it. We start the mission. Half the team tries to run past the first group, the other half stops to fight. I don't know where Warrior #1 was, but he dropped from the group shortly after. Meanwhile we start fighting our way towards infusion. Suddenly I notice Warrior #2 needs healing, but then I notice he isn't anywhere near us. He ran. He also died. After a round of shouts like "Runner down, yay!" he left, probably was too embarrassed to wait for us and be rezzed.

Why do most of the warriors out there have this feeling that everything needs to be run? Why do a lot of warriors not feel like a party is going to succeed unless they got two warrior buddies at their sides, two healing monks healing them, and a few elementalist nukers in between? I wouldn't call these two warriors "biggest jerks", but they certainly did nothing to add to the team effort. We ended up finishing the mission without warriors, and actually as monk equipped with only healing spells, I was quite bored with nothing to do most of the time.

2) While doing a ROF mission helping a friend, we decided afterwards to go to SF for a tour. One of the new PUGs in our mission party seemed pretty nice so we asked if he wanted to join. Yes he did, but his character was only to Rankin. So we said we would help him get to the War Camp. We spent a good half hour or so doing this, without running and enjoying every victory along the way. But after getting to War Camp, our new friend simply says that he now needed to log off, thanks and goodbye. Doh! We only did that trip so he could come and join us for an SF farming tour! Again, no prize for being the biggest jerk here, the guy meant well and probably didn't realize how inconsiderate he had just been. Oh well, its all a part of the game, we all laughed at the incident and continued on to an SF tour with us three plus 3 henchies, and I got two green drops

Sounds like a bad team all in all, no good blaming the warrior

No, it was actually a good team as PUGs go, barring the warriors. We did fine without them. We had 3 elementalists, as it turns out, and for the most part they played well, considering that elementalists without tanks usually take a lot of damage. My friend was a Ranger. Forgot to mention we took Lina henchy as more monk support, and that's why I got bored with nothing to do. Could have used a Mesmer instead of one of the elementalists, I guess, but the group minus the warriors played well as a team. I've met a few good warriors here and there, some of them are on my friend's list, but for the most part if things go wrong regarding team play, from my experiences, it is usually due to the warriors in the group.

Yeh, I have a few friends who get Err=7 on a regular basis, so I never whine about it.. Not many leave the game intentionally without atleast an apology.
The thing that pissed me off about the mesmer was that she just went afk all of a sudden. Not even a "sry guys, gtg", which is what I would do if I for some reason had to go afk for a long while. I mean, it takes 2 secs to write.. And we waited a good 20 mins for her to come back before we gave up and continued (with a whiner spamming "CAN WE GO NOW?!?!" 50 times over I might add).
I put her on my friends-list, but she hasn't come online yet..

Doing Iron Mines to infuse a new set of armor. Warrior Jerk pulls prob similar to above:

Jerk: Ill run it.
Us: ok fine, were gonna fight so the monk can cap Mark of Prot
Jerk: ok

Time passes

Jerk dies from griffons and shadows
Jerk: How far are you guys?
Us: we just finished capping Mark of Prot, were on our way
Jerk: ok youre a little ways away from me

(less than 30 seconds passes)

Jerk: I'm going to go take a nap, i have a headache and dont wanna wait for inferrior people to come res me
*Jerk leaves*

Well the ele, ranger, and the other monk decide to leave also... So the 4 of us go on and got lucky and finished it by ourselves.

wow that sucks. i have a w/mo but i try to be a team player i dont run off then leave if i die and people dont rez me in 30 seconds cause i ran ahead. people liek taht are stupid.

No offense taken.

Yes, we are politically correct here as well. At the agency I worked at, they are called "consumers". Politically correct or not tho, we all know that is what they are and it just irks me to no end that people keep using this term.

hey not all teenagers are like that!

when someone calls me a noob my reponse is "lol" or they are realy bad "rofl" and i dont bother calling others noobs cause it just hey new player realy. so if anyone is pissing me off i or call me a "noob" i do 1 of these:

1.kick them out of team (if they are in my team)
2.say bye bye instantly and ignore to piss them off
3.just laugh at his pathetic attempt to be superior

I have shortened the actual text (being that I didn't take a screenshot) ... but I assure you he was entirely convinced that since he was spinning, the entire map was spinning for everyone ...

... really makes me with i'd screened it now

my first guild was pretty big on GvG, and we had an ok rank. one of the officers had a vent server, so i guess that is why he was an officer. well, one night i was doing some missions while on vent and there were some people on doing GvG and i thought nothing of it. they were pretty friendly guys and i was talking with them and planing on GvGing with them when i finished the mission. i didnt have time to, so the next day i got back on and all of them were gone, as was much of the guild. it turns out that the officer with vent had invited his friends and had them made officers, then purposely lost a lot of GvG maches to bring our rank down while the leader was off, then kicked a bunch of people from the guild. now those guys are some big jerks with a sick sense of humor.

In that case, the fellow indeed sounds like a Class-A idiot

That warrior indeed sounds like a jerk. But why did the others leave after he left? This is an incredibly easy mission if you don't do the bonus (the bonus is not difficult but makes the mission long). The fight to infusion is not difficult unless you charge ahead and aggro more groups than you can handle. And after that, its only 3 small groups to kill before you come to Markis. You can definitely do this mission with only 4 in the group, and you certainly could do it without that warrior. We experienced the same a few nights ago, where 2 warriors who decided to run the infusion part died and left. The 6 of us remaining, with no warriors, finished the mission with no problem.

So it seems to me that the ele, ranger and monk that left have a problem if they need a warrior to hide behind all the time.

Maybe the monk already had the mission and only wanted to capture the skill..?

/agree

Consumers? That's taking political correctness to extremes

The world has gone mad.

greatest lamer i've ever encountered had several accounts. all similarly leveled warriors, and all stealing the sceptor of orr on that one mish to mob an incredibly huge mob of thunder lizards + die/map out.

>_>