The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

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Major-General Awesome

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

Joined Aug 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 12:33 AM • #421

I hate people who have the only comeback "you noobs" or "you noob". It's really annoying, and stupid. Especially in the Competition Arenas when you JUST lose. I mean, you lose only by the tiniest amount, because 1 of your team had used res signet. I was against a team, we killed all but 1 of them, he ran around then res'd, and their team all res'd up and only just killed us, as the team was 2 Healers and 2 N/Me's. As soon as they won, they kept saying "haha noobs pwnd" and "you suck" etc etc.

Also, I hate people that say "you noob, stop running" (I say it all the time), but then go and run for ages as soon as they are the only one left. It's normally like this:

Jerk: "Stop running noob"
Me in Team chat: "res someone, quick"
-We res up and kill all but the jerk-
-Jerk starts running-
Me: "Stop running noob. talk about hypocrite"
Jerk: "wat, im gonna let you kill me? haha **** you noob **** *%%@#"

Lord Oranos

Krytan Explorer

Joined Aug 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 1:00 AM • #422

I tend to aviod all the morons and jackasses, but I have done random arenas where you get stupid AND arrogant players. Started bitching at me cause I ressed him once and outlasted him....

Then theres random pugs, but I have only had a couple bad experiences with it.
And of course, when you correct someone in <insert town here> they take offense and start telling you off....

EagleEye33

Krytan Explorer

Untouchable Heroes

R/E

Joined Nov 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 2:24 PM • #423

I hate the ppl who call others noob and who say it when selling stuff the only ppl who pay for those crazy prices are usually one of them. I even had someone send me a private message on this forum just saying this..."sigh, noob." I was like wtf, I sent him a message back as to why he called me a noob but he never wrote back. Most ppl say noob now if u just dont agree with them now, like there "all knowing" or something. When ppl talk about noob in my group I just leave cause I cant take it anymore and seee how good they really are.

Xenrath

Desert Nomad

W/Me

Joined Oct 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 2:38 PM • #424

Had a fun encounter in Droknar earlier today. I zoned in looking to buy parchment and while standing around someone else asked in public chat how much it costs to craft knights armour (or something similar). One person decides to be a jackass and says:

Jerk: "Use a --- calculator!"
Jerk: "WTF is this?"

During this time me and others have whispered to the one who needed the info and explained it to him, he was nice enough to bow and thank everyone who answered in public.

After that I run off to the merchants and write in chat along the lines of "np, we're not all instant jackasses"

Jerk sees this and says along the lines of "ur noob lol u suc" or some drivel

Me: "Use a dictionary!"

Got a few whispers from others laughing along with me

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

A/Rt

Joined May 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 2:45 PM • #425

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenrath

Moral of this story? Just because you can't buy 1.5k Knights doesn't mean you can speek 1337 all the time... dammit! :s

pyrohex

Frost Gate Guardian

Joined Aug 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 3:29 PM • #426

I'm the biggest jerk ever, if you piss me off. Seriously, I get even worse than n00bs and twelve year olds.

I met a guy in a CA district yesterday, talking crap about Asians - naturally, I made a smartass comment and informed him I was reporting him; he tried to laugh it off, saying that "dozens of others" had reported him, and "nothing happened". Then he started making mom jokes - and I, along with several other people flame him for being a noob. He then went into something about how everyone flaming him was whacking off to hentai, and finally into something about how America sucks, and that it'll collapse soon. I kindly informed him that China would be next in line.

I wish I'd taken more screenshots of the...conversation. All I have is the bit about Asians, which I sent to ANet. :/

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Dark Alley [dR]

Joined Sep 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 3:35 PM • #427

Had an idiot in tombs do a good one last night.

Jerk: GLF rank 3+ healer with ts/vent. n o blind invites
ME: (wispered) im rank 3 healer
Jerk: i said no blind invites noob
Me: ...... I pm'd you not invited myself to join your party
Jerk: look if i wanted u to come along i would have asked you to rank me
Me: ok i will (runs off in his direction)
Me: (after /rank) happy now?
Jerk: no my rank 6 wolf pwns u
Me: so u have a wolf, you said in chat that you needed a r3+ healer with ts/vent. i was looking for an organized group thats all.
Jerk is ignoring you

So i spammed in ID2 that Jerk was giving away sigils

he unignored me long enough to tell me that hes been fighting off pm's for th past 35 minutes

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

Joined Aug 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 3:50 PM • #428

Speaks for itself. I hate people like this.

Axel Revolver

Ascalonian Squire

W/R

Joined Aug 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 3:50 PM • #429

My girlfriend.

lama_lord36

Frost Gate Guardian

Order of the Exiles [bann]

P/W

Joined Sep 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 4:04 PM • #430

One time i as in a gvg with our guild. We attacked first and kill their footman and archers. And then the other guild start spamming the chat channel and wisphered evryonze from our guild. They say things like:"Quit defending noobs and attack"and then even 1 guy said Hey, i'm one of the BETA guys.C'mon who is gonna believe that.Would a beta guy(i think he ment that he is important for GW)spam the guildchannel. Then we said to him"ooh go away and stop spamming the chat channel and he siad back"I'm gonna report you noobs!!",Our leader replyed "why you are gonna report us,you are the whole time spamming the chat channel and we are just did nothing" and then he was said nothing back for the whole match.

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

A/Rt

Joined May 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 7:07 PM • #431

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

Speaks for itself. I hate people like this.

Hmm... and I thought looking at myself was bad...

Queenie

Forge Runner

Joined Jul 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 7:54 PM • #432

The guy on the left is him. I'm on the right.

Doooom

Ascalonian Squire

From Light/Of Darkness

N/E

Joined Sep 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 8:00 PM • #433

I molest people repeatedly until they change districts, and frequently go to Lion's Arch Dist 1 and spam "WTS Mark of Aidan 5k". Does this make me a jerk? I don't scam anyone, I just think it's good fun.

Bomb

Academy Page

Da Untouchables [Envy]

Joined Nov 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 8:39 PM • #434

lol this one is pretty funny, actually. i was level 14 W/R in drok's arenas and i entered mission, and the group was like this

W/R 14 (me)
Mo/E 20
Me/N 20
W/MO 20

So the game starts and me and the other warrior go and double-team a W/MO opponent. I used apply poison and when he started running from us i used sprint, i hamstring'd him and me and the other Warrior on my team killed him. We won, and the warrior we killed got really pissed and started calling me a hacker and stuff. basically, it went like this "omg taht noob hackr lvl 14s cant beet lv 20s wtf". i messaged him and told him it wasnt hacking it was using skills to my advantage. he added me to ignore this, never heard from him again. yes, he was a PvP-only character. he probably just got the game and installed it and instantly made a PvP character, so he had no lcue what the hell he was doing.

Akhilleus

Forge Runner

Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]

W/Mo

Joined Sep 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 8:59 PM • #435

any newbcake who circles my character like a shark, opens the trade window so they can see my gear (as if im obligated to show people what i use upon demand), then proceed to call me a newb&ebayer for possessing fissure armor and the equipment i have; when i have done NOTHING to provoke them. according to thier reasoning, just because they cant afford soemthing, or dont use something, noone else in GW could possibly afford it or want to use it.
these same idiots often ask me how much certain things cost, fissure armor for example, and proceed to tell me that nothing could be worth as much as i say; "i wouldnt pay more than 10k for that" (was one quote i received in reference to an 8 15>50 fellblade). the same goes for the dozens of cases i hear about how my 30 -2 shields arent worth more than a malinons or tanzits.
i always find it funny how the morons of guildwars always seem to think they know best about an item's market value. if someone shows legitimate interest, i will be more than happy to answer thier questions, and furthermore, tell them to feel free to refer to me when they need a pricecheck on an item; but when someones clearly looking out just to piss you off/fenegel free equipment, it tends to irritate you.

Whosaidwhatnow

Ascalonian Squire

Joined Nov 2005

Nov 10, 2005 at 9:32 PM • #436

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

Rosette's Ass Of The Day:

Someone on my Friend list asks me to bring my monk to help with
Hell's Precipice. I don't much like the idea but I needed to make sure
my Healing/Inspiration Magic build worked. So I agreed. The build
worked fine, up until the 'tank' of the group decided not to wait on
anyone and proceeded to run THROUGH 3 whole groups before
running back to us. The reason? A capture. It went a little something
like this:

Friend: 'Um, is he going to wait?'
Nuke #1: 'Omg wait I have 5 energy!'
Nuke #2: 'F*****g noob.'
"Tank:" 'Omg u fags just wait I'm getting cap.'
Me: 'The boss has to be dead for that to happen.'
"Tank:" 'No doesnt stfu noob i pwn u'
*Tank Dies*
"Tank:" WTF ANET HAXD MY SIGNET
Of course, the mobs he aggroed had gotten us by then, and we were
all dead. And needless to say it was the monks fault for not being able
to keep the party healed while engaging 3 packs of sparks, burnings and
ashen. Because we suck.

*Party restarts*
This time, I took Unyielding Aura as my elite. To keep this jackass in line.
Predictably, he dies. I Aura him, and he gets pissy.

"Tank:" wtf y u brng taht rez?
Me: 'To keep you in line.'
"Tank:" ur just afraid of me. im too good to die'
Me: 'Then why did I just have to rez you?'
"Tank:" becuse u fail as monk
*Cut Aura*
"Dead Tank:" WTF Y I DIE?
Me: 'I cut you off. This is how it's gonna go. You're an ass, you die. You run
ahead, you die. You endanger the group in any way, you die. Got it?'
"Dead Tank:" w/e just rez
Me: 'Fine.'
*Casts Aura*
"Tank:" 'Bitch.'
*Cuts Aura*

This little dance went on for some time before he finally left. The name
"Tank" was in parenthesis because he had NO TANKING SKILLS whatsoever.
Despite advertising he was one. After he left we reformed, got a decent
tank, and proceeded to kick some Lich ass.

Moral of the story: Just because you may be stronger than a monk, doesn't
mean they can't get you by the balls later on.

Wow...

Let me ask one simple question. WHY THE HELL DID YOU REGROUP AND KEEP THIS ASSFACE? Kick those idiots to the curb at the first opportunity. Stefan and Little Thom are infinitely better than a complete moron that annoys the shit out of you.

Its a common theme in so many of these posts here... "this clown did ______".... "so anyway, we go back to town and try again"... WHY?!?
Kick that obnoxious little retard and never look back. If you didn't form the group, tell the leader to kick him. If the leader won't kick him, leave and get henchies. I don't know, maybe its just me, but I literally can't stand playing with those obnoxious jerkoffs. I'll go to great lengths not to play with any of them.