The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Lord Iowerth

Lord Iowerth

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

Atlanta, GA (#guildwarsguru FTW!)

Biscuit Of Dewm [MEEP]

R/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by moriz
that's just stupidity at its finest.

what's the difference between level 9 and level 11 favourable winds anyways? is that tiny damage boost really worth it?
Actually, your Marks. lvl only boosts the level of the spirit, and it's duration. A lvl 1 favorable winds is +6 damage, a lvl 11 favorable winds is +6 damage.

This has been your ranger-fact for the day, we now resume our normal broadcast

... I'd be glad I was kicked from that group, because after that nonsense I would have left of my own accord anyway. They would have saved me the effort of clicking the "leave" button.

HDS

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

PS

Mo/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravyman
[CENTER]Well I've met many jerks on the road to glory . :P .. and this is just one of those few. It's hard being a healer.. every now and then you get one noob, not to mention thousands of other that just hate you, they say you suck at healing and the rest of it... here's my classic example in screenshot form:



*Annoyed Sigh...
hehe yeah that happens to me too, thats why i always used to bring the one signet that heals and WoH which costs only 5 nrg.

HDS

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

PS

Mo/W

My rangers hp is at 275 cause i am using 3 sup runes on him, BM, Expertise & WS, Bm for EoE, Expertise...well...obviously and WS again well obviously..


low HP, yeah but i lay down traps v quickly

Kook~NBK~

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Mar 2005

A little chalet outside Drok's

Natural Born Killaz

Hey Gravyman, didn't you know it's the monks job to carry band-aids and kiss boo-boos for those little tykes that cry over a scraped knee? And when you're done treating their Ow-ies, you should always have a cookie or lolli-pop to make it all better.

Francis Demeules

Francis Demeules

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Canada, Qc

[Holy]

Me/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by HDS
My rangers hp is at 275 cause i am using 3 sup runes on him, BM, Expertise & WS, Bm for EoE, Expertise...well...obviously and WS again well obviously..


low HP, yeah but i lay down traps v quickly
At least you can get a group in THK because you're not a mesmer.

There is another story from me, about THK
Me: DOM MESMER LFG
Jerk: Do you use Conjure Phantasm?
/laugh
Me: Phantasm is Illusion, I use Domination.... not Illusion
Jerk: Dom sux balz in pve
Me: Have you played a mesmer before?
Me: Dom can save ur ass when I remove ur hex and do dmg on you
Jerk: ur a monk in sec?
(thinking for smite hex I presume)
Me: nop necro
(Now for the main event)
Jerk:HOW CAN U REMOV HEX IF UR NOT SMITE MONK?
Me:... Shatter Hex, Inspired Hex
Jerk: DONT LI TO ME, I KNOW UR ACKER, I SHAL REPORT U NOW!!!!!!
(screenshot)
Me: Anyway, do has you wish, report me if you want, Im sure I win.
Me: BTW Im sure ur not infused.
Jerk: DONT TRY TO HAX ME WIT UR INFUSE NAME SHIT HAX SYSTEM
Jerk: SHIT NOB ETER
(screenshot)
/laugh
- Public chat -
Me: Who is with Jerk's name group?
I got some whisper and tell them he was not infused and he dont know what is being infused. Group quit Jerk
Jerk: OMGZ U HAX THEM! OMGZ OMGZ OMFJCGZ (Exact, he was really saying OMFJCGZ)
Jerk : FOK U NOB HAX
(Screenshot)
Me: Your friend Ignore list call you. I think he want to see you now
/Ignore

Me: Jerk's name is not infused, I repeat.....
End of story


It not really a jerk story this one but when I got him, I was soon reported this pic (not photoshoped the one I reported)

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Hailfall

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

Grmbl.. i hate it when if you put up an auction and someone wins it.. the person ends up ignoring you and then eventually saying he is broke so he can't buy it. And then leaving bad feedback calling me a prick!

Seriously.. people these days.. :\

bumbledust

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jun 2005

Mo/

Not the biggest jerk, but worth sharing anyway.

The setup: I was standing in Sardelac Sanitarium on my L20 E/Me, organizing my inventory after helping a friend. A L7 W/R dressed in wonderfully bright green ringmail walks up out of nowhere. Suddenly, he turns to me.

The conversation goes as follows:



I laughed. Lots.

Kassad

Kassad

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

W/

I was in TA just a few min ago, I just had to SS this,



I love Guild Wars.

DABhand

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/R

For 1 whole minute my own english language failed on me, I just couldnt work out who the jerk was until the end lol

MasterThrawn

MasterThrawn

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Feb 2006

Gryffindor

OK - this might not be a total jerk story, but I was kinda pissed. I was looking for a group for Thunderhead, and found a group where the leader said he'd done it before. I'm a Necro/E, so he asks me to bring Blood Rit, I usually don't, but he was Monk, so I figure why not. We were doing really well - cleared whole city - but he kept reporting he had energy 3 of 42 or 7 of 42 at almost every point in the mission. We had another Monk who never reported any low health.

We get to the end and defeated almost all of the Mursaat (I think), got to the boss and than people started dying - I cast blood Rit on him multiple times during this fight, AND used Well of Power (which is awesome by the way), but everyone dyed. We get back to outpost and he blames ME! Says he cannot heal if he doesn't have energy, and I did not help him. I never had a monk have such energy problems - so was it me - or did he not know how to manage energy - never played Monk before so I don't know. Just made me really annoyed... Oh and I amost killed that boss by myself - had him down to almost nothing...

kdhoney44

kdhoney44

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Currently vacationing in reality....

Sith Jedi [SJ]

I have a necro and a monk and from my experience, a monk at that point in the game should be able to manage their own energy. Blood ritual, BiP, and WoP are meant to be helpful but not depended on.

Effendi Westland

Effendi Westland

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Isle of the dead

[DVDF][LDS]

P/W

Yea, i bet the monk was just spamming heal party when he even saw a liitle bit of health drop. I had one in tombs today, kept spamming his low energy. We asked him to ping everything he does, and guess what...I am using Heal Party! I am using Heal Party! I am using Heal Breeze! My energy is 8 out of 43!.......

Commander Ryker

Site Contributor

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by (LOF)CozmicD
New player (right...) joins my guild.

We give him about 10k in gold, a max sword, max shield, runes, and a runes for free....cuz that what a guild does right???

Two days later guy quits the Guild, and has me ignored...

Gonna be awhile before we accept a new member.
Instead of not inviting anyone else to your guild, just don't be so quick to give them stuff. Tell them they have to be in the guild for X number of weeks or months before they get guildie rights. If their scammers, they'll leave and then problem solved.

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Ok, i havent posted one in here for a long time, probably because i thought i couldnt top a few of the ones i saw in here, but i was wrong.

Setup:

today im inbetween projects at work and theres like 3 elites i dont have on my warrior, so i figure ill go capping and finish those off. I get into a capping grp at RoF to cap backbreaker and we onyl have one monk... things are goign well at first, until our other warrior goes nuts. story lays out as follows:


You missed a name, thus the 2nd image got edited out


sorry for the long post and bad editing. i had to use a quick edit job here at work

Megla Zero

Megla Zero

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

North Carolina

[OS]

Eh, ok... so not the BIGGEST jerks ever, especially compared to some of the people I've seen in here... but still pretty stupid none-the-less. Maybe on my part, but meh.

I believe it was Sunday night, and I was just chillin' in Ascalon looking to give an Axe/Shield combo away cuz I had no use for it, but I figured a newbie Warrior might. So, I'm watching for a non-guild low lev warrior to appear, and then I see someone start spamming "WTS 15^50 Max Dmg Req 9 Ascalon Bow!! Only 2k!!" or something to that extent... the point was it was an obvious collector's item to anyone that had been close to that far. So I call him on it, and he leaves... I get a little annoyed, but keep my warrior hunting. Then like 10 minutes later, right after I had given away my Axe/Shield combo, I see him come back and start spamming... and call him on it again. This time, someone else in the district noticed and chimed in with me... and I believe he left cuz I didn't see him spam again. Cuz of that night, I made 2 new friends... the newb I gave the axe/shield to and the guy that helped me out.

Then, last night I was doing Bloodstone Fen with one my other semi-newby friends (Mo/W, and my R/Mo) and we picked up a Mo/W in the Wilds but he had to help a guildie, so we got a R/N to go along with us too. We get into the mission, and the R/N is basically leading the way and "calling" the shots... some of which I thought were pretty stupid, like she had me and my monk friend drop our seeds while she held onto hers... when she should've dropped hers and let the monk hold on cuz he can still cast. At this point I start whispering my friend and we both share our dislike of her, but we just wanna finish the mission so we don't really do/say anything about it on team. So... we get up to the end when we have to fight the boss guy, and the ranger tells us to take out the sides first, which I understood cuz the boss would overwhelm us otherwise... but my monk friend missed the memo and after we killed one of the sides he just ran ahead and attacked. At this point, Alesia, Claude, Stefan, and my friend all died relatively simultaneously due to the multiple White Mantle up there. I turn and start running and the Ranger follows cuz theres no way in hell we'd be able to survive a frontal assault. We go over and the two of us decide to try to take out the other side before ressing... and I'm level 20 at the time (yea, I skipped maguuma so I'm doing it now) so I start tanking the white mantle guy at my side who keeps smacking me so the other ranger lives and we try to take out the abbott. So... I die, cuz those guys hit hard even with the 2nd best armor in the game... and then the ranger proceeds to tell us that she has no res and she calls my monk friend a newb for rushing him... which, he may have been, but still... to me, Res is a staple in my skill bar. Even when I'm running around with just my pet... I leave it in, rather than take the chance of getting used to having an empty slot and not wanting to switch anything else in. Long story short, Ranger makes a feeble attempt and just sits there living for an extra 15 minutes, kills one abbott, and then gets raped. As soon as we get back to town, she leaves. Whatev, maybe we should've talked before... but I still just assume that that relatively early on in the game you'd bring res...

bele

bele

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

To Mistress Yitchy:

Sry, but " warrior wtf " doesn't help very much. Using the name of the avatar behind helps, and the expresion is that of someone who's telling another off. Not very positive . If you tell sth like that to a boy of 15 he's going to answer like he did. if he is more mature maybe he'll shut up, but you have earned points for upcomming problems

"like i said ure terrible" doesn't help either. Do you think your'e "uber" or sth like that? Probably the other one was doing bad, but the rest of the conversation is a pure war you helped to begin with.

a war that i don't want to begin btw.

I just see the usual PUG that is going down. In this case, once the situation reaches this point not even the "shield of patience" or the "no more healing if you're not a good boy" can help.

Nice post as shows how PUG-s can go down even when things are going quite decent

just my 2 cents

demonblade

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Home

W/A

It amazes me how those people use all caps and all these spelling/grammar mistakes, can still understand what they said. Figure if they are 10-year olds who thought doing so is fun, or 20+ had mental problems.

DABhand

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/R

"like i said ure terrible" and "no more healing until your a good boy" to me are the same meaning.


But yeah, I always give people a chance first, and let them know, "You shouldnt run in like that incase you agro another 1 or 2 groups and then it will be tough".."Try to agro them out, thats why we are running back to pull them out so its safe to attack them"


Usually most of the time thats all its needed, and youve helped someone, but to go on the attack cause he ran in, and go mental, yes im sorry but you went mental on him, is a bit heyhum.

Alienufo

Alienufo

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Feb 2006

The Gaurdians Of Avalon [GOAT]

R/Mo

i was trapping UW with a friend, and we were one man short, i looked on my friends list, and none of my other trapper freinds were on. So i do the normal LFG thing and i get someones inivite, so i let them join. since we already had done a couple runs we were set up, i had Ew and she had qz. the other spirits that can come in handy are eoe and winn. normaly i am the puller in the groups i go into, but im fine with letting other people pull. so anyways the first thing this guy says is "im pulling". so i just said ok, seemed a bit pushy, but meh.he said to wait a sec to let him set up his skill bar, which is absolutely fine, since its a 3 man group its nice to have each person bring one spirit, eoe is more effective than winn in most situations in the UW so i asked him if he could bring eoe.
Him: "im a puller, pullers dont bring spirits."
me: "im a puller in most of the groups im in and i always bring a spirit"
Him: "bringing a spirit while pulling makes about as much sense as a baby with an ak47"
me: "so your saying bringing a spirit that will help the whole team makes no sense?"
him: "let my ecto's do the talking"
me: "your ecto's can do the talking elsewhere"
and i kicked him out, normaly i wouldnt have. but he was being pushy and arrogant, i mean how does finding more "random drops" than another person make you any better than them. im fine if he pulls differently, has a different bar thats fine, the spirit isnt neccisary. its just the fact that he was acting like he was better than everyone else,and diddnt explain WHY he couldnt bring the spirit. there was some more said but i cant remember the whole conversation, but thats the gist of it. i guess i could be considered of being the jerk there, but i dont really see much of a reason.

razor39999

razor39999

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

Jumping Da Sky [JDS]

There was this monk that wouldn't heal and kept running into groups (wasn't even secondary warrior). Weird stuff...

storm of daeth

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

somewhere

Zealots Of Abaddon [ZOA]

W/

there was this one dude in lions arch dist 2 one night lets call him "storm of daeth". so im there to just buy some black dyes for my new armor when i see this guy spamming stuff like ur all stupid ni**** and ur all fata** noobs. so after about 2 mins of it i got annoyed and whispered him this was his reaction or extremely close to it

Him:who the hell are you!?
Me:dude stop spamming its messed up i mean come on its a game
Him:Shut the hell up before i report you!
Me:lol report me for what??
Him:for calling people Ni**** and scamming me
Me:whatever dude just stop acting like a 4 year old

then i ignored him =P but he was a huge jerk lol and it turns out i met him in a bonus group for dragons lair a few hours later lol

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

ok ill explain. i told him he was terrible but the part wherehe said that he could take al lthe aggro and not bring it back on our monk was where he failed. earlier we asked him repeatedly not to run in and aggro everythign in sight and he did anyway

fallot

I'm the king

Join Date: Nov 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew: Grand Phallus and Chairman Pro Tempore

Quote:
Originally Posted by MistressYichi
ok ill explain. i told him he was terrible but the part wherehe said that he could take al lthe aggro and not bring it back on our monk was where he failed. earlier we asked him repeatedly not to run in and aggro everythign in sight and he did anyway
It sounds perfectly fine when you say it like that. But judging from the screenshots, the only person who was a jerk is you. You were unnecessarily confrontational and rude. If someone makes a mistake while playing, you politely correct them. If they refuse to listen to advice, you leave. If you are unable to leave, you bear with the problems; not make life hell for the rest of your group. Did you really think people would agree with you after checking out those screenshots ?

SilentAssassin

SilentAssassin

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Belgium

Remnants of Ascalon, KT alliance

R/N

I agree, if you tell som1 he is terrible, from a 15 year old you couldn't get another response then what you got.

Sry but even if he is not good at all, there is no reason at all to start calling ppl terrible, not everyone is the "uber" player...

This is always were these PUG groups change into,

Don't get me wrong I've always played with PUG groups and I got nothing bad to say about them, there are ALOT nice ppl in the game

Sofonisba

Sofonisba

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tucson, AZ

The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]

Okay, I'm half the jerk in this equation, but judge for yourself.

Tombs

I've only gotten to play MM once in Tombs, mostly when we go in guild groups we need a ranger, orders, or monk, so that is what I usually do. I wanted to MM for once! So I got in a PUG. They needed orders too, and I was tired of waiting so I quickly reskilled for order/battery.

First level.

I notice that my Order of the Vampire is casting awfully quickly. "Whoa! That Kole's Torment rocks!" I think to myself. Then during the heat of battle I notice the skill description popup. *Sigh* it turns out that I accidentally brought Offering of Blood instead of Order of the Vampire.

Those of you with the two order skills and offering, know that they sit directly next to each other in the skill list and the two elites look very similar.

Me: omg i'm so sorry
Ranger1: what, gotta go?
Me: no, accidentally brought oob instead of oov
Ranger2: suicide, start over?
Ranger1: nah we'll be ok just spam pain
Me: ok sorry again

If it's okay with them, it's okay with me. More health to be able to sacrifice for BR for the monk and other necro.

Second level.

Ranger3: order you have order of vamp?
Me: no accidentally brought oob instead
<pause>
Ranger3: order you have order of vamp?
Ranger1: no
Me: NO i tried to say at the beginning
Ranger1: its ok we've done without orders before

By this time I'm feeling very foolish, but I was sure if someone felt strongly enough about it that they would have said something at the beginning, when I informed them of my mistake.

Third level.

Bad aggro (it happens), two rangers and the monk still alive. Monk pinging energy, mm pings my state of death. The rangers run with the monk back to the starting area. In our guild groups we would fight as well as we could but on the off-chance things go wrong, usually someone would be sacrificial lamb to keep the baddies from the monk.

Me: stay away from the monk
Ranger2: i know what i'm doin
Me: ok
Ranger2: next time bring the right skillz gg
Me: i was configured for mm but you needed orders
Me: so i reskilled for orders i was in a hurry so sorry gg
Ranger2: dont worry about what i'm doin worry about yourself
Me: kk i will
Ranger2: i havnt died once i brought the right skills

And... I left.

I apologize to those in the group who were not jerks. I shouldn't have left. But two more levels of crap? No. Life's too short. Obviously it's the order necro's fault everyone died, so I'm more than happy just to go along my merry way. Guild groups FTW.

max gladius

max gladius

Yep, really is me...

Join Date: Aug 2005

My House

L33t

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofonisba
Okay, I'm half the jerk in this equation, but judge for yourself.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....


You mean to tell me.... you wrote a 2 page article about a simple mistake.... all he said was "i know what im doing, i brought the right skills".....
<no comment>

fintor

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Dec 2005

well last night in tombs me and my friends were doing a barrage group. 7/8 all new each other and we picked up a random for the last ranger. He was rather rude and a jerk the entire time, when he asked a question and got the following.


It was jerkish what happened to him but we couldnt fight for 5 minutes due to our laughter. In the end it saved us a headache as he had a habit of pulling multiple mobs so would have made life hard at the start of the 4th level.

Sents

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Various

E/Me

That is funny, I can still remember the first time I fell for the old Alt f4 trick.

Mr D J

Mr D J

Permanently Unbanned

Join Date: Jun 2005

OK, this is what happened to me today...
I go around war camp selling malinon's shield for like 50k or something, then i just stop and start doing something else. In like 15 minutes I get a whisper...

He: Malinon's Shield is worth 25k not 50, victo's is worth 50
Me: Victo's Shield - 100k-100k+5e, Malinon's Around ~40-50 from Guru baseline
He: Guru is bs, u suck
Me: OK there, gl m8...

Jakerius

Jakerius

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Sep 2005

Marhan's Grotto, reminiscing about the good old days when it had more than two people.

Children of Orion [CoO]

R/Mo

Just an hour ago, I was reading this thread thinking "Wow, I've never had anyone as bad as this" as I tried to imagine people so bad. I couldn't. It was beyond my grasp to believe there were people so moronic, so idiotic that play Guild Wars.

However, several minutes later I realised how wrong I was.

I was in Riverside after just completing the previous two story missions with a PUG (ah the wonders of the PUG, such a gamble).
They were decent people, knew how to play. It was a good group.
However, as most of you know to get from the area outside Henge to Riverside, you have to talk to Old Joness, and he splits up your group.
So I waited a few minutes at the entrance to Riverside, and managed to pull in 3 of our previous group members. The other two (mesmers) had left somewhere. Lost in the abyss.
So we decided we'd take five, then do Riverside Province. It was all well and good, we sold and banked etc.
We realised we needed two more members for the mission. So we invited a warrior lvl 17, and a lvl 20 monk.
w00t! I thought naively as I invited the monk. A level 20. However, in the back of my mind, I had a bad feeling about him. You see, the first part of his name was ######. I knew that he probably wasn't the smartest cookiee in the tin, however I let him in.

So we set off, it's not going badly. The warrior we picked up thought he knew the way, but I proved him wrong. Honest mistake.

We get to the first gate, where the large amount of White Mantle are guarding (the place where you have to wait for them to move so you can pass).
The stupid, stupid monk decides he's so good, he'll just go aggro the 16 Mantle in that area. I shout "WTF is wrong with you" to which he replies something along the lines of "More fun, for me anyway" (although with much worse grammar).
So we're fighting them off, I'm healing like crazy, hiding behind some guys wolf that served as a nice guard. We made it through. All the while this idiotic monk is just dancing around.
So then he starts shouting insults at me like I'm a noob monk etc etc (although we found out I have more energy than him... yeah), but that's about it.
Until we get to near the end. He aggros the huge mob of Mantle near the bridge (this is after we got the scepter).
So we're fighting them off, he's dancing around, people are going down one by one.
So I got really pissed off, but decided to quell my rage. I simply put "Anybody interested in making a better group, see you back at the outpost".
Waited 5 minutes at Riverside and we got our group together, this time with me and a lvl 17 monk, but she was much nicer, and of higher standard.

The end.

X I Cynn I X

X I Cynn I X

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

Fatalis Combine

W/Mo

Heres my short story

Dragon's Lair - our team has 3 rangers (one being me), 2 eles (one being a guildie), a tank and 2 monks.

Everything was fine until we got to Glint, I regret not leaving at the start of it...

1 ranger had to leave at the end of the ele facet thing, so we were a party of 7/8 (duh!)

We'll call the monks Monk A and Monk B. Monk A was a calm monk wearing FoW so its obvious he knew how to play the game (unless he eBayed ) Monk B however was a moron. As soon as we got to Glint and watched the cutscene (people wouldn't skip it, did they realize I had a vamp bow on?!) and she would go on about plans. Yes, plans.

Her plan was genious, pure genious, actually. It was to make the tank (a really bad tank at that) take the dragon egg and run around like a headless chicken. Wow. While he's running around with the egg and dieing all the time she keeps telling us to fall back! Fall back?! We're not the ones getting attacked, sista!

I'll skip some parts now, oh, i'll mention that her only res was Vengence. Who'd bring that?!

Now comes the fun part. We nearly got it to die (no thanks to me barraging my ass off) while my guildie meteor showers it. The other ele just tried to blind it but died trying. It started to use Hibernation so I quickly interupt it. It does it several times and I interupt it all the time. Watch this (well listen, whatever) whenever I would interupt it Monk B would say "STOP INTERUPTING IT!" so I kept asking why but she wouldn't answer, just telling me to stop. Ah well, I began to listen to her and stopped interupting it - on goes the health regen.

After it used it about 5 mins later she asked what hibernation did. I thought to myself why she was telling me to interupt it. So I say "it gives it +7 health regen!" (didn't know the 2nd effect if it) and she replies "oh".

In the end we all got slaughtered. The other ranger didn't do much and and tank just died and died. Monk A was still calm about it while Monk B was telling us we didn't do her plan (you should've heard her others and the tank's plan)

Ah well, only jerk i've encountered!

Kitty

Kitty

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Germany

EI

N/Me

I just meet an other rahter jerky individual.
I was doing Aurora Glade with my Ranger. I had allready completed the game, but since I got rushed, I didn't had this mission. I got into an group that wanted to do bonus, so I asked them which taktic they would use, and the only answere I got was :"no idea". Well, so I decided to give them some pointers, asked another (rather low level) Waldie to bring some runskills,to keep the portals and the rest to slowly fight an group after another, till the demagoge would be alone.
As we got into the missi the leader proceded to tell them how the bonus works, and said the would ambush the demagoge from behind. I told her I found that tactic rather risky, and thought the one I talked about before would be easier (note that she didn't say anything about her tactic bevor entering mission, or said anything as I was proposing mine).
She just said she had like 6 Chars, and 3 finished and with that more expirience, so she could decide. I found that rather snotty and told her I had 8 chars through, so in HER logic I had more expirience.. She kept on telling me, that she had more rank in PvP and how that made her better. I just told her, PvP got nothing to do with PvE, it makes you no PvE expert cause you have rank 6. She than kept on bickering, that if I was so great and though myself so good, she wanted to see how I would do in bonus .
Well, shortly befor bonus our monk just quit, and I noticed that our desicnated runner was still not back (he had an important phonecall) so I told her, with just 4 people, we should better do her technic, cause mine wouldn't work so well with so few people, but she just ignored it, and as we came to bonus told me I should tell everyone what to do. Well, I said, with 2 people short, we better just do the mission.
As we finished Mission she wispered me how it was my fault that she had to do bonus again, and put me on ignore.
Really, such people just get on my nerves, they just have to be the best.

Wyvern King

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

R/N



Not so bad as some, but they were spamming a really long trade with lots of caps in local so I gave them a quick whisper. That was the response.

Continued...

Me: wow...
Me: That's really selfish and irritating
XXXXX: Do I give a shit?
Me: That's also really nooby you realise
XXXXX: LOL someone in 1.5k armour calls me a noob? You are a noob!
Me: This isn't about armour it's about using the wrong channel... <--(here I should have put I didn't call them a noob, I said they were acting nooby. Ah well)
XXXXX: Noobishness isn't about armour you're right, it's about experience. And people with 1.5k armour normally have none. (thus contradicting yourself and saying noobishness IS about armour...)
Me: I'm not talking about experience and armour! I'm talking about using wrong channels and being irritating!
XXXXX: *long string of insults, noob etc*
Me: Look I'm not an absolute newb, I do some stuf like SF farming, te new tomb and 4 man UW. (which I know isn't exactly expert but it's better than screwing around randomly killing stuff and getting nothing done)
XXXXX: LOL trapper team right? You are such a noob!!! lol
Me: Back to the topic, just pls stop posting trade in the chat channel it's annoying
XXXXX: It's annoying you moaning and pissing at me in whisper you lame *long string of insults*
Me: Charming!!! (that player is ignoring you)

Well I know I wasn't perfect but the beginning bit with their Uber selfishness is the main bit. There are also lots more insults scattered throughout, and I tidied up the grammar and spelling. And when I say long string of insults I mean fill up the space allowed in one message.

It just annoys me when I want to form a party but I can't because I can barely see the messages due to greedy traders. If there were two trade channels, one in red and one in orange or yellow or something, then maybe they wouldn't spam local so much... but there will always be some

Sofonisba

Sofonisba

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Tucson, AZ

The Black Hand Gang [BHG] and The Black Helm Gang [BHeG]

Quote:
Originally Posted by max gladius
You mean to tell me.... you wrote a 2 page article about a simple mistake.... all he said was "i know what im doing, i brought the right skills".....
<no comment>
Yeah, I admit it was a long story. But I like to think of it as a scene in a play. More interesting to write, easier to comprehend than a long paragraph.

Him Jerk: Overreacting, defensive, and insulting, when all I said to him was "ok."
Me Jerk: Leaving the group.

How's that for succinct?

Kitty

Kitty

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Germany

EI

N/Me

And then there was the guy who told us you had to use an superior salvage kit, to get an superior rune out of a golden armor, otherwise you could only get high ones. And he wouldn't belive me that they just had more uses, telling me he farmed for 8 month and had to know. Why can people never belive they are wrong.

Dracus Steelbow

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

in my basement for the last 20 years

Radicals Against Tyrants

R/

ok this just happened to me. i dont know who the jerk is here;him or me
Him- whats the formula for gold dye? (public chat)
Me- i think the easiest way is mixing green, and orange.
him- you sure it works?
Me-yea, i have it on my armor now.
Him- where are you i want to see?
Me- by storage come and have look
blah blah blah, short convo on how it looks nice.
Him-walks away to buy dye
Me-ummm gl
(Trade Channel) Him- WTS GOLD DYE 3k!!! MSG ME!

Effendi Westland

Effendi Westland

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Dec 2005

Isle of the dead

[DVDF][LDS]

P/W

We had a monk in tombs, clueless and couldnt communicate. I was there with a mate and had started a group. Everybody in the group kinda knew what he was doing, or was asking if what he was doing was the right thing...except...the monk.

My mate was the order necro with br to kinda support the MM and monk...however the monk decided he needed a personal battery. He pinged the his energy like a madman, no matter what we said, he wouldnt stop. My mate is basically a self-suficient order necro, needing no healing, he has blood renewal/heal party and heal breeze to help himself. We tried to tell the monk... on the 3rd level the monk was still at it and I decided to take some screens. By this time the monk was ruining the who atmosphere and my mate was ready to leave the group (talked him out of it).

Maybe not the biggest jerk... more the biggest noob, but anyway here are the sceenies.

My mate is scratched out in green, the monk is purple. All the others are red.









You left a name in the 4th image. I've edited it out. See attachment for the edited version

EDIT: sorry about that... and I even triple checked em...lots of names ^^

wickedwonka

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by max gladius
You mean to tell me.... you wrote a 2 page article about a simple mistake.... all he said was "i know what im doing, i brought the right skills".....
<no comment>
Ya, but he said right off the bat that he brought the wrong skill. Why did that ranger have to keep bringing it up. Is he so perfect that he never screwed up? I think he was the jerk.

lama_lord36

lama_lord36

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

belgium

Order of the Exiles [bann]

P/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Effendi Westland
We had a monk in tombs, clueless and couldnt communicate. I was there with a mate and had started a group. Everybody in the group kinda knew what he was doing, or was asking if what he was doing was the right thing...except...the monk.

My mate was the order necro with br to kinda support the MM and monk...however the monk decided he needed a personal battery. He pinged the his energy like a madman, no matter what we said, he wouldnt stop. My mate is basically a self-suficient order necro, needing no healing, he has blood renewal/heal party and heal breeze to help himself. We tried to tell the monk... on the 3rd level the monk was still at it and I decided to take some screens. By this time the monk was ruining the who atmosphere and my mate was ready to leave the group (talked him out of it).

Maybe not the biggest jerk... more the biggest noob, but anyway here are the sceenies.

My mate is scratched out in green, the monk is purple. All the others are red.







You left a name in the 4th image. I've edited it out. See attachment for the edited version
a pity there is no ignore function for normal ,team,guild or trade chat so when the ignored person says something you wouldn't see it .

Esprit

Esprit

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dvd Forums [DVDF]

E/

*sigh* Another story where the Monk was a jerk.

I was getting a PUG together for Thirsty River... I know I know... PUGs suck... but I had just completed the other 2 Ascension missions with a PUG, so I was hopeful. We get 5 people together easy enough, and needed to find a monk. The leader was doing blind invites, an unsettling start, and I am already nervous about the group. A monk joins, and we were waiting for 1 or 2 people to get their skills set up. The monk, who's name I wish I could say, threatens to leave if we don't start right away. Everyone loads and all of a sudden the monk starts calling us noobs, saying we are crap players, and that we deserve to fail. He then goes on to say not to expect any healing. We aggro some Devourers and the monk decides to aggro the world, or at least everything on the map. Everyone dies, he laughs, I leave and put his name on my ignore list.

What pisses me off the most, was his attitude about monking. If there was a person to give monks a bad name, he'd be at the top.

Not terribly tragic, but just a reminder that people are jerks for no reason.